Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Kathleen Long Bostrom and published by Presbyterian Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now that his family has moved to California, Matthew has doubts as the holiday season approaches. Palm trees? No snow? Its all wrong. Little sister Lucy thinks everything is wonderful, but Matthew knows better. And to top it off, the sudden disappearance of his beloved dog, Jasper, settles it. This will be the worst Christmas ever. Or will it? Surprising events on Christmas Eve just might change everythingand maybe this new place can feel like home to Matthew after all.
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Connie Remlinger-Trounstine and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1994 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Callie goes to sixth grade at a private school the year her grandmother dies, she is embarrassed that her family sells Christmas trees, until her grandfather helps her learn the value of family and traditions.
Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Download or read book The Best Christmas Pageant Ever written by Barbara Robinson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 1983 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.
Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Present Ever written by Budge Wilson and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This favourite tale of Christmas gone awry is now available for a new generation of readers! This year, Lorinda and her brother James want to buy their mother the best Christmas present ever. Lorinda has her eye on one very special item, but they'll need to come up with some brilliant money-making ideas if they want to get it in time for Christmas! Of course, nothing goes according to plan . . . but the siblings are determined to make this a holiday their mother will never forget. Young readers will identify with this familiar holiday dilemma, and delight in Lorinda and James's creative solution (not to mention all the bumps along the way). The Best Worst Christmas Present Ever is an earnest, uplifting story that will get kids in the holiday spirit at Christmas time -- and all year round!
Download or read book That s Bad Manners Roys Bedoys written by Christine Ha and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-28 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Woohoo Storytime! Roys Bedoys learns what bad manners are at a restaurant. This is a great book for children to learn good manners.
Download or read book The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time written by Sean Dietrich and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although COVID-19 has made Christmas the worst holiday ever, somehow it also made it more important. Sean of the South shares anecdotes from his beloved homeland, delivering Christmas stories that are guaranteed to make your heart grow three sizes.
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Rebecca Paulinyi and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-04 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Shirley 'Lee' Jones returns home from an awful day at the office, the last thing she expects to find is her husband in bed with another woman. Six weeks until Christmas, and Lee finds the life she had so carefully planned has been utterly decimated. Hurt, angry and confused, Lee makes a whirlwind decision to drive her problems away and ends up in Totnes, an eccentric town in the heart of Devon. As Christmas approaches, Lee tries to figure out what path her life will follow now, as she looks at it from the perspective of a soon-to-be 31-year-old divorcée. Can she ever return to her normal life? Or is a new reality - and a new man - on the horizon? Will this be the worst Christmas ever?
Download or read book Tessa and Weston The Best Christmas Ever written by Abbie Emmons and published by Abbie Emmons. This book was released on 2021-11 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Tessa and Weston's first Christmas together, and Tessa is determined to make it the best holiday ever. But when her estranged mother shows up with a suitcase and plans to stay for two weeks, Tessa's hopes are shattered. Bitter from the past and still holding a grudge, Tessa is in no mood to give her mother a second chance. The holiday season may be a time of reconciliation with family, but Tessa believes her mother will never change. Why get close when she's just going to leave again? Tessa realizes there is only one way to save this Christmas: avoid her mother as much as possible. With the best intentions in mind, Tessa chooses to not tell her mother about Weston's disability. But when they meet face-to-face, Tessa is mortified and ashamed by her mother's insensitive remarks. Weston begins to think he is the real cause of Tessa's shame. His old demons resurrect to haunt him with doubts: What if, one day, Tessa stops loving him because of his disability? Determined to prove his love for her, Weston makes it his mission to be the best boyfriend ever and works to reunite Tessa with her mother. Meanwhile, Tessa plots elaborate ways to avoid "mother-daughter time" at all costs. One scheme leads to another, until Tessa finds herself tangled in a web of deceit - and, worst of all, lying to Weston. When the secrets between them force Tessa and Weston to face their greatest fears, they must confront the inescapable question: Is true love worth the risk of heartbreak? Is it ever too late to forgive and start over? The Best Christmas Ever is a heartwarming holiday follow-up to 100 Days of Sunlight by Abbie Emmons. You'll love this touching story of forgiveness, family, and first love.
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Connie Remlinger-Trounstine and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1994 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Callie goes to sixth grade at a private school the year her grandmother dies, she is embarrassed that her family sells Christmas trees, until her grandfather helps her learn the value of family and traditions.
Download or read book The Grumpy Guide to Life written by Grumpy Cat and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky truth: Grumpy Cat. Following the success of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favorite disgruntled feline is back with this demotivational guide to everyday life, love, friendship, and more. Featuring many new photos of Grumpy Cat's famous frown and packed with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy Guide to Life will help anyone get in touch with their inner grouch.
Download or read book The Worst Noel written by Collected Authors of the Worst Noel and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does the thought of mistletoe give you hives? Does the sound of jingling bells instill fear in your heart? Do you hide under the covers from the day after Thanksgiving till New Year's Day? And even if you love Christmas, do the hyperconsumerism, overindulgence, and tinsel-covered everything make you crazy? If you said yes to any of these questions, this is the book for you. You are not alone. Everyone has a Christmas-nightmare story to tell. Some of the best writers around have gone through some of the worst Christmases ever. Their tales of holly-draped horror are gathered here for your amusement, from NEAL POLLACK's Christmas-ham disaster to the accidental Santahood of JONI RODGERS to BINNIE KIRSHENBAUM's receiving what may be the worst gift ever given. And Stanley Bing gives us a peek at the lonely guy's Xmas feast. All this, plus many more recollections of Worst Noels past. So pour yourself a glass of eggnog, chisel off a piece of rock-hard fruitcake, and curl up in the big comfy chair by the fireplace where the stockings have been hung with such care -- and settle in to read The Worst Noel.
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Juliet Rowe and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-30 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What can go wrong on Christmas Eve?Try everything.A last-minute work engagement, a car accident, and a babysitter who gets trapped behind a jammed door threaten to make this the worst Christmas ever. But, what happens when a family learns that God loves them and gave the best Christmas gift of all time? The news might be enough to turn even the worst Christmas ever into the best Christmas ever.A Christmas play for children.Approximately 25 minutes running time.Cast of 6 children and 4 adults.
Download or read book Sean of the South written by Sean Dietrich and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-30 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first volume of a collection of short stories by Sean Dietrich, a writer, humorist, and novelist, known for his commentary on life in the American South. His humor and short fiction appear in various publications throughout the Southeast.
Download or read book The Worst Day Ever written by Debbie Reece and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-20 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James is back and this time he is having a really bad day! James enjoys going to school until one day when he gets into trouble, someone makes fun of him, and he has to miss recess. Follow him as he learns about his feelings, making choices, and, at the end of the day, who will help him feel better. Children will laugh when James acts silly. They will feel sad when things do not go his way. How will he make it through the worst day ever? This true story reminds children of all ages that it is okay to make mistakes. There will always be someone to love and hug them no matter how bad their day is. (Based actual events that happened one day in elementary school)
Download or read book The Longest Christmas List Ever written by Gregg Spiridellis and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 2009-09-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Little Trevor is determined to not leave ANYTHING off his Christmas list, so he carries it with him everywhere he goes… for the entire year! Trevor thinks of everything he could possibly want: Binocular glasses with night-vision mode! A rip-roaring go cart to tear down the road! A remote-controlled plane with a camera inside! An invisible robot that's easy to hide! Trevor’s list becomes so huge that it spills out of his house, down the street, through town and all the way to the post office. . . which happens to be closed for Christmas by the time Trevor is finally ready to send his list! Luckily Santa, with a little help from Trevor’s parents, knows just what to get him: a gift of friendship that reminds us all of the true meaning of Christmas.
Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Ever written by Drienie Hattingh and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-27 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Isbell, Theater Professor, author of the Prey trilogy: "The beautifully wrought stories take us back to simpler times... memories blessed and humorous. Most of all, they convince us we don't dare ever "cancel Christmas." Christy Monson: Award-winning author of Banished: "Jump into the homes and hearts of each writer as they relate holiday moments from around the world." Wendy Toliver, Author of Red's Untold Tale and Regina Rising, "Reading and rereading this humorous, heartwarming collection of stories is sure to become a treasured holiday tradition." It's Christmas-The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, when snowflakes fall and your home glints with star-like lights. Beyond the wreath-adorned door, the fireplace warms your family's toes while the turkey roasts and eggnog chills. Lovingly wrapped presents are tucked under the fresh-cut Christmas tree, and stockings dangle from the hearth, waiting for Santa. Carols playing, children laughing, mistletoe beckoning... This is the most perfect Christmas ever! However, if this is the sort of stories you're expecting to find in The Best Worst Christmas Ever, you are in for a surprise-and a treat. The stories herein prove the most memorable, magical, and merry Christmases are everything but perfect. In a trailer or a cabin, in snowy New York or balmy South Africa, this is Christmas. Wearing a disco ball shirt, a sunflower hat, or sinking your fork into a pitch-black turkey, or soapy spaghetti, this is Christmas. Pour yourself some hot cocoa and join authors from all over the world as they share their hilarious and heartwarming yuletide tales.
