Download or read book F ck You Haiku written by Kristina Grish and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-01-16 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get through any relationship split with this collection of relatable, impassioned, and irreverent breakup haikus. When her marriage came to a sudden and infuriating end, celebrated relationship columnist Kristina Grish found solace in a unique outlet—penning fiery breakup haikus. Now, she shares her cathartic creations in a compilation designed to guide you through the wreckage of your split. In F*ck You Haiku, Kristina has compiled more than 100 breakup haikus— drawing inspiration from her own tumultuous love affairs and universal experiences that strike a chord with us all. These poetic gems serve as a lifeline for anyone grappling with heartbreak, providing a cathartic path to healing. Representing a range of emotions and clever ways to vent about your ex, these haikus are entertaining and enraging, as well as enlightening and empowering. So, if you’re currently going through a breakup—whether you did the deed or are on the receiving end of it—let this collection of inventive poems help you say “f*ck you” to that special someone and eventually “love you” to yourself.

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Download or read book F ck You PTSD written by Angela Davey and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2024-09-12 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of suffering in silence? Yearning to take charge of your life? Ready to say “f*ck you” to PTSD—or whatever it is you’re struggling with—and try something radically different? In F*ck You PTSD, trauma-informed wellness expert Angela Davey takes the “woo-woo” out of alternative healing practices to help readers move through mental health challenges, heal invisible wounds, and achieve a greater state of well-being. With remarkable candor and refreshing pragmatism, Davey details her own mental health struggles, as well as the wellness journey of her husband, a police officer with PTSD. Clarity, accessibility, and reader autonomy are top priorities in the presentation of these thirty recommended healing practices, which include reiki, grounding, breathwork, sleep, mindfulness, and more. Davey refuses to sugarcoat: "Some of this stuff is going to sound strange or hokey. Some of it you will scoff at. Some of it you will decide to try because ‘why not’? ALL of it has the potential to help you get better. You’re in charge.” And with that first acknowledgement, you’ve already begun. Read on for some necessary real-talk, entertaining profanity, and the tools and encouragement you need to reclaim your power and kick PTSD to the curb.

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Download or read book He Could Not Contain Her written by Kathleen McCartan and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 714 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First and foremost, this book gives you a glimpse into one creative (some say genius) bipolar mind, which I have had for a little over twelve years. Beyond that, using a Sacred Feminine, Holy Spirit, Breath and Wind of God perspective, as well as an educational/creative perspective, and a Course in Miracles perspective, I attempt to create a total world reversal of thought on all issues related to the world/humans, why were here, and whats to come of us. This book reverses so-called normal human thinking about almost everything, including what is life and what is death; what the real story of Lucifer and Mary Magdalene, John the Baptist, and Jesus really is; and what the actual laws of the universe really are, whats actually normal and abnormal; (the answer will surprise you); what humans are actually like as a species; what the current state of our world actually is; and what humans mean to Christ/John the Baptist (Christ/Alter Ego Christ) in reality and in the great scheme of things. It will be no surprise that I determine that to save the world (and yes it can be done), love is the only question and love is the only answer. The only problem is that most people on Earth arent really listening, despite the fact that we live in an almost-dead world, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. The spiritual light of the world is very dim, if its even shining at all anymore. Humans must wake up now, today. This book is about starting a creative/spiritual/educational revolution in America and letting it spread throughout the whole world. This book takes a forward-looking approach to the future and gives readers a glimpse into upcoming events.

Download or read book Ex Husband Be Self Dignified written by Ming Zhuhai and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 677 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only when she married him, who was secretly in love at the age of twenty-two, did she realize how much he hated her.After the first night, he left behind a few words beside her pillow, "I won't give you a child. Even if you want to die, I won't give you one!"She smiled wryly, closing her eyes and swallowing the medicine. The marriage was so cold that it almost made her despair. After the last courtship, she had been waiting for him at home for three months, expecting him to appear in the arms of another woman.He had taken his fiancée away to America, but she was kneeling in front of her father's spirit, her body bleeding from miscarriage.He was like a god who had fallen from the sky, and he began his resplendent life in the United States. And she was struggling at the bottom of her life, not daring to speak out loud and not daring to look up, all sorts of eyes wanting her to lose all the grace she had once had.When she had suffered through so much in her life, when she finally forgot the pain and no longer loved him and prepared to marry another man, he suddenly returned to the country and found her. He looked at her and sneered.Standing beside her was the child that she had given birth to. However, he stubbornly held her hand tightly, unwilling to let go.I don't love you anymore. I just want to wait for my husband to come back.He said, "I was the only one who could give you happiness."She looked at him in silence. But I'm already married, and I've never thought of getting married again.Even though he knew that she hated him to the bones, he still wanted to keep her by his side and not let her go. Fu Jingzhi, it doesn't matter if you hate me or hate me; I only want you to give birth to this child, a child that belongs to me alone!

Download or read book F ck My Ex husband written by Mega Media Depot and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-21 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect way to express your anger and tickle your funny bone is to use our swear word adult coloring book. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line coloring pages. Color the things you can't say. Always sassy, often vulgar, this book is ready for you to enjoy the shit out of it! All new Single-Sided images Bleed through pages to protect all images making it safe for markers and pens Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. You choose what you want to color based on your mood. A variety of swear words explaining how you feel are included. This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. These coloring books for adults make the perfect gift for your friends and family members. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Download or read book Ex husband Loves Me Again written by Liu GuangFeiWu and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 719 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Initially, I thought I was lucky to have escaped once. To think that I would be caught again, and instead be pampered to the skies! My ex-husband, what am I supposed to love you with?

Download or read book F k It Memoirs of an Unconventional Yogi written by Colette Marie and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-08-29 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Memoirs of an Unconventional Yogi is an account of Colette Marie's journey toward awakening and self realization, through the practice of Nichiren Buddhism, Yoga, Meditation and the Healing Arts. She tells the story of her experience, which is the timeline starting from just before she began her Yoga Teacher Training Program until she opened the doors to her previous yoga studio, Wild lotus Yoga Studio, located in St. Petersburg, Florida. Colette Marie shares with her readers the various nuances of her family and romantic relationships, which have all served in one form or another, as a catalyst for self examination, growth, healing, and strength to continue in her efforts to become a better version of herself. She highlights her methods, practices and techniques pertaining to her ability to create, manifest, and live the life she wished to live and the work she wished to perform, over the course of the past decade, in hopes to inspire change.

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Download or read book Hard to Be CEO s Wife written by Wen Yu and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-01-06 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At that time, Zhao Yining only treated Mo Junchen as a small manager in the company. The two of them became more and more intimate, and when he graduated from university, Mo Junchen proposed to Zhao Yining, and two days after the marriage, the two of them went to get the certificate. After that, Zhao Yining returned to the company to continue working, thinking about Mo Junchen. Zhao Yining knew that Mo Junchen was happy to work at the same company as her, but she never knew his real position, so she never took it to heart. It was only until the secretary, who was appointed as Director Si's referee, found out that Mo Junchen was actually the CEO of the company. Zhao Yining regretted that she was going to get a divorce immediately because she felt that she wasn't worthy of Mo Junchen. She felt that Mo Junchen was just playing around.

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Download or read book One Good Thing written by Alexandra Potter and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2022-04-28 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One Good Thing is the heartwarming, hilarious alternative love story, from the internationally bestselling author of Confessions of a Forty-Something F##k Up, Alexandra Potter In life, nothing is certain. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something can happen to change the course of everything . . . Liv Brooks is still in shock. Newly-divorced and facing an uncertain future, she impulsively swaps her London Life for the sweeping hills of the Yorkshire Dales, determined to make a fresh start. But fresh starts are harder than they look and, feeling lost and lonely, she decides to adopt Harry, an old dog from the local shelter, to keep her company. But Liv soon discovers she isn’t the only one in need of a new beginning. On their daily walks around the village, they meet Valentine, an old man who suffers from loneliness who sits by the window and Stanley, a little boy who is scared of everyone, hides behind the garden gate and Maya, a teenager who is angry at everyone and everything. But slowly things start to change . . . Utterly relatable, hilarious and heart-breakingly honest, this is a novel about friendship, finding happiness and living the life unexpected. And how, when everything falls apart, all you need is one good thing to turn your life around – and make it worth living again. Praise for Alexandra Potter: 'The new Bridget Jones' – Celia Walden, Telegraph 'A funny, feisty tale' – Mike Gayle, author of Half a World Away 'Pacy, absorbing, witty and tender' – Karen Swan, author of The Last Summer