Download or read book Elves Can t Kick written by Robert Skead and published by . This book was released on 2005-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian, an elf, and his friends find themselves in New York City trying help a losing-streak soccer team win a match after the team's owner steals Mrs. Claus's baking recipes.
Download or read book Elves Can t Tackle written by Robert Skead and published by . This book was released on 2004-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian and the gang are on a mission to give Jack Fabulous, professional football's most famous quarterback, a little Christmas spirit. In the process, Sebastian ends up on the team for the Christmas Eve "Sandwich Bowl" game. But there is a large problem; Sebastian is an elf -- and elves can't tackle!
Download or read book Me My Elf I written by Heather Swain and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zephyr, a fifteen-year-old elf, moves with her family from their home in the Michigan forests, determined to adjust to living in Brooklyn among humans so that she can attend the Brooklyn Academy of Performing Arts High School.
Download or read book Elves Can t Dunk written by Robert Skead and published by Tale Blazer Productions LLC. This book was released on 2016-08-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian loves basketball--but being an elf at the North Pole doesn't allow him much time to play. Because of his love for the game, Sebastian gets in plenty of trouble--and that causes big problems in Santa's Workshop! After Sebastian gets fired from his job, he's convinced the other elves don't like him and decides to prove himself by trying out for his favorite professional basketball team. There's just one small problem--Sebastian is an elf and elves can't dunk!To solve this dunking dilemma, Sebastian takes some of Santa's magic feed corn--the stuff that makes his reindeer fly--to his tryout for the team. This corn will give Sebastian more hang time than Michael Jordan on the moon!When Sebastian's idol, Coach Tanner, discovers the corn, he begins to dream of his own championships for his team of losers. So Tanner sets out on a mission to steal the corn from Santa and it's up to Sebastian and his best friends to catch him and save Christmas! Enjoy this slam dunk adventure about friendship and pursuing your dreams all wrapped up with a Christmas message you don't want to miss!
Download or read book The Forgotten Legacies written by Lucas Stringer and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2023-08-28 with total page 636 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About the Book For a recorded five thousand years, the Seven Great Gods have aided Mankind, Elves, and Mages in the fight against the Dark God. For one hundred and twenty-five years, they have remained silent. Now, in an age when the Known World is divided by greed, mistrust, and existential dread, the threads of fate slowly bind the destinies of seven men and women together. For a war that has remained latent for generations hence is about to reach its zenith... About the Author Lucas Stringer has long been in love with epic tales of adventure and heroism. One day, he decided that he should add his voice to the wider chorus of bards and orators with this debut novel. He lives in the pride and glory of the Midwest, Michigan.
Download or read book Shopping for a Billionaire Shopping 1 Romantic Comedy New York Times bestseller written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on 2015-01-16 with total page 565 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever meet a hot billionaire while your hand's in a toilet in the men's room of one of his stores? No? So it really is just me. Hmm. When you're a mystery shopper, you get paid to humiliate yourself, all in the name of improving customer service. Romance isn't in my job description. But the day I met Declan McCormick it was love at first flush. Until I nearly castrated him with my EpiPen. How Hot Guy and Toilet Girl became an item involves my crazy mom, a trip to the ER, my homicidal cat, my fake wife, and true love. Don't look at me like that. I'm just doing my job. I'm shopping for a billionaire. --- Shopping for a Billionaire from New York Times bestselling author Julia Kent is a 600+ page, hilarious romantic comedy with heart, heat, and laughs. ***** Read what others are saying about Julia Kent: "Heartwarming and intensely emotional, Our Options Have Changed is witty, sexy and hilarious with a heroine you admire and a hero you can't help falling in love with." -- Helena Hunting, New York Times bestselling author "Reading a Julia Kent book is like taking a vacation with your best friends. They'll make you laugh, tug on your heartstrings, and leave you wanting more." -- New York Times bestselling author Melissa Foster "Kent and Reed create rom com magic in this friends to lovers romance. Laughter, tears, and all the swoons." -- USA Today Best Selling author Daisy Prescott "Witty, sexy, funny and delightfully delicious--love it from beginning to end."-- USA Today bestselling author T Gephart "An utterly charming celebration of the messiness of love, life, and motherhood... every woman deserves a Nick." -- Laurelin Paige, New York Times bestselling author Reader and Blogger reviews: "Move over Sophie Kinsella and make way for Julia Kent. I haven't laughed so much since the Shopaholic series." -- Reader review "Shannon reminds me of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum character..." -- Reader review "Another best seller by the Queen of romantic comedy." -- Reader review "Kent took this fun, sexy tale and gave it a depth that made it so darn easy to read." -- Glass Paper Ink Bookblog "Nothing has made me laugh out loud this much since I read Bridget Jones' Diary many, many years ago." -- Reader review "This book is a MUST READ and I can't WAIT for the next one!!!" -- Reader review "...Julia Kent has once again brought the laugh until you cry scenes, but has added a new aspect to her writing..." -- Avid Reader Book Reviews "The characters in this book are absolutely magnetic and you can't help but be drawn into their lives." -- Reader review "This book is bursting at the seams with all the fun and witty banter!" -- Eargasms Audiobook Reviews Read the entire billionaire romance series, starting with the New York Times bestselling start! Shopping for a Billionaire 1 Shopping for a Billionaire 2 Shopping for a Billionaire 3 Shopping for a Billionaire 4 Christmas Shopping for a Billionaire Shopping for a Billionaire's Fiancee Shopping for a CEO Shopping for a Billionaire's Wife Shopping for a CEO's Fiancee Shopping for an Heir Shopping for a Billionaire's Honeymoon Shopping for a CEO's Wife Shopping for a Billionaire's Baby Shopping for a CEO's Honeymoon Shopping for a Baby's First Christmas Shopping for a CEO's Baby Shopping for a Yankee Swap Topics: contemporary romance, romantic comedy, shopping romance, billionaire romance, billionaire, series, romantic comedy series, comedy, comedy series, bbw romance, funny romance, laugh romance, modern romance, urban romance, boston, boston romance, wealthy, USA today, USA today bestseller, CEO romance, office romance, city romance, smart romance, mystery shopping, mystery shopping romance, dogs in romance, cats in romance, lighthearted romance, light romance, hot romance, julia kent, julia kent romance, wedding, wedding romance, vegas, vegas romance, vegas wedding, escape wedding, humor, humorous romance, satire, american humor, wedding romance, literature & fiction, entertainment, humor and comedy, romantic comedy Perfect for readers of Emma Chase, Penny Reid, Lauren Blakely, Sally Thorne, Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Kendall Ryan, Kristan Higgins, Helena Hunting, Sophie Kinsella and Alice Clayton. Audiobook narrated by Tanya Eby.
Download or read book The Laughbox written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on 2022-06-21 with total page 1792 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Laughbox contains SIX full-length novels so you can start all of New York Times bestselling romantic comedy author Julia Kent’s series, plus get an ALL NEW NOVELLA you can’t find anywhere else. Get a taste of billionaires, small towns, rock stars, office romance, secret bosses, second chances, first crushes, enemies-to-lovers, friends-to-lovers, and so much more. Each series is wildly different from the others, with varying heat levels, different hijinks, but always, always - a heartwarming world you want to live in, with heroes who make you swoon and heroines who make you laugh - and cheer on in their quests for happily-ever-after endings. This boxed set includes: Shopping for a Billionaire (a New York Times bestseller) Fluffy (a USA Today bestseller) Love You Wrong Random Acts of Crazy (a New York Times bestseller) In Your Dreams Maliciously Obedient (a USA Today bestseller) and an ALL NEW novella, Shopping for a Billionaire’s Anniversary, featuring Declan and Shannon from Shopping for a Billionaire, as they celebrate their anniversary with affection, heat, and a hilarious set of awkward mishaps that still manage to be conquered by love. Sink into seven fun stories that leave you with all the feels, loads of laughs, and strange looks from people around you as you read, giggle, and fall in love. Note: each of these are series starters. Some are standalones (Fluffy), others end with the main characters together but with more books in the series as I follow their relationship (Shopping for a Billionaire, Random Acts of Crazy), others are prequels (Love You Wrong, In Your Dreams), while Maliciously Obedient has a cliffhanger. Full, up-front transparency for readers.
Download or read book Shopping for a Billionaire The Complete Collection written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on with total page 3796 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nine hundred fifty-six thousand eight hundred and one words. Sounds like the beginning of a Broadway theme song (yes, the numbers are off, but hey…). Instead, it’s the word count on this 17-book boxed set! Shopping for a Billionaire: The Complete Collection includes all of the New York Times and USA Today bestselling books in Julia Kent’s romantic comedy billionaire saga. This HUGE anthology gives contemporary romance readers a whole new world to sink into, with office romance, urban and small-town fun, plenty of opposites attracting and enemies to lovers transitions that end in a happily ever after. Whether you love rom coms, chick-lit, or romance novels that make you laugh, this boxed set is for you. Want meet-cutes? Plenty of them in here. Fish-out-of-water? Grumpy hero and sunshine heroine? Second chances? Yep. Proposals, weddings, honeymoons, babies, first Christmases and other holidays? Come on in and check out the series. It all starts when mystery shopper Shannon Jacoby meets billionaire Declan McCormick while in disguise in the men’s room in one of his stores. Romance isn’t in her job description, but suddenly, life heats up as their unexpected encounter leads to an undeniable attraction. Plus, even her cat loves him. When a grumpy cat loves your billionaire boyfriend, you keep the guy. Right? By the end of the collection, they’re married, have a baby, and are trying for more. Along the way, her best friend marries his brother (spoiler!), her two sisters flirt with his other brother and his Scottish cousin, and it’s all interconnected, with so much heart, plenty of swoon, and more laughs than you can count. If you’re never read Julia Kent’s romantic comedy series, now’s your chance for a truckload of hilarious humorous fiction. Dive in and shop for your very own billionaire*. Warning: Julia is not responsible for readers who laugh in bed and keep partners awake. Read responsibly. *Billionaire not guaranteed.
Download or read book Goblin Slayer Vol 2 light novel written by Kumo Kagyu and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2017-04-18 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goblins are the weakest of the monsters, with only numbers in their favor. No warrior would dedicate himself to their eradication--except for Goblin Slayer. As his reputation spreads, a quest comes from none other than the Supreme God's own archbishop--Sword Maiden, the Gold-ranked adventurer renowned for defeating a Demon Lord. The former hero brings a report of goblins beneath the flourishing, peaceful water town, followed by a plea for Goblin Slayer and his companions to investigate, since no one else will. Searching the catacombs beneath the town, though, the party discovers that the trouble runs far deeper than any of them realized. How are all these goblins entering the city? And why is Sword Maiden so desperate...?
Download or read book The Pariahs Elfholme written by David Adams and published by David Adams. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two sellswords, one transformed into goat and the other deprived of her spells and vanity in equal measure, escape the clutches of officious bureaucrats. But a sea voyage, hastily pre-pared, is the least of their troubles; turning Kozog back into a half-orc is going to take powerful magic beyond Brea’s skill, and the claws of the abyssal terrors have a longer reach than either of them anticipated… A novella set in Drathari, the world of Ren of Atikala. Part three of the The Pariahs series.
Download or read book The Merry Widow Murders written by Melodie Campbell and published by Cormorant Books. This book was released on 2023-05-13 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lucy Revelstoke, unconventional widow of a young British lord and daughter of a Canadian mobster twice removed, is crossing the Atlantic on a state-of-the-art ocean liner in 1928. Rubbing elbows with the era’s elite and reconnecting with her husband’s aristocratic friend Tony should make for a swell trip. But a dead body dumped in Lucy’s stateroom the first night of the voyage threatens to capsize the new life she’s built for herself. Who is this dead man? And how did he get into her room? Together with her pickpocket-turned maid and Tony, Lucy rushes to investigate, just steps ahead of the authorities who will certainly dig too deeply into her dodgy Canadian past.
Download or read book Welcome to Japan Ms Elf Volume 7 written by Makishima Suzuki and published by J-Novel Club. This book was released on 2021-12-21 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the raid on the ancient labyrinth underway, Kazuhiho, Marie, and the others finally head for the third floor. The difficulty within the labyrinth ramps up as those from other countries interfere with the party’s progress, but they continue to have a blast on their adventure as usual. In Japan, Marie is surprised when a typhoon arrives, and visits a pool and goes on a trip to Izu while enjoying the cuisine to the fullest. Welcome to summer in Japan, Ms. Elf!
Download or read book Black light written by Liu Chendong and published by Publicationsbooks. This book was released on with total page 1077 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The man looked at the blue sky calmly, and his eyes suddenly released two golden lights, sweeping between heaven and earth. Then the golden light slowly disappeared, and a mysterious smile appeared on the man's face
Download or read book The Elf Who Betrayed Santa Claus written by Jack Jerome and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2016-11-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Elf Who Betrayed Santa Claus: A Readmeastoryplease Book by Jack Jerome Where might Santa’s reindeer come from, and if someone else knew, could they be poached? This is a question that may not have been considered about the beloved children’s classic A Visit from St. Nicholas – until now. It’s no secret that everybody in the world loves Santa Claus. Everybody, that is, except his cousin, Reginald Claus. Reginald absolutely hates all the attention that Santa gets, so much that he schemes of a way to take the credit for himself! The fate of Christmas is in Reginald’s hands when he figures out how he can capture Santa’s reindeer. But will his “sneaky bad” plan ruin Christmas for everyone?
Download or read book Doggone Mess written by R.J. Blain and published by Pen & Page Publishing. This book was released on 2023-05-16 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Single, female lycanthrope: check. Bills to pay: check. A bounty for the hottest single lycanthrope on the block: check. As the sole holdout of the corporate buyout of her apartment building, Joyce Gray is determined to transform her stubborn pride into a masterpiece in order to stay off the streets. Dipping her hands into the dark world of bounty hunting would give her the funds needed to find a new home, somewhere safe from the wolf who’d infected her with the lycanthropy virus. On the surface, the job is simple. For a period of three days, she must keep Wayne Barnes from returning to the New York City area. The owner of the corporation determined to reduce her apartment complex to rubble has a reputation of being straitlaced and playing for keeps. Worse, her virus is ready to roll over to have her belly rubbed and enjoy some positive and intimate attention. But with twenty thousand on the table and a chance to get ahead for once in her life, she’s prepared to get her hands dirty no matter the cost. What she doesn’t know will change her life and plunge her into the murky depths of the black market, where secrets are worth more than money, life is cheap, and anything can be purchased for a price.
Download or read book Dragons of the Highlord Skies written by Margaret Weis and published by Wizards of the Coast. This book was released on 2009-07-07 with total page 501 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Experience the War of the Lance as you’ve never experienced it before—from evil’s point of view—in this thrilling retelling of the events seen in Dragonlance Chronicles In the captial city of Neraka, Kitiara uth Matar and Emperor Ariakas hatch a plan to retrieve a dragon orb and thereby destroy Solamnia and the Companions in one fell swoop. But when the guardian of the dragon orb, Highlord Feal-Thas, disagrees with this plan, Kitiara must go to Ice Wall to force him to accept Ariakas' will. But her journey does not end there. Thrown out of favor, she conceives a daring plan to enlist the aid of the most feared beings on Krynn—Lord Soth and the Dark Queen. Meanwhile, Laurana and the Companions retrieve the dragon orb and take it back to Solamnia—not knowing that they bring their allies' doom with them. A fascinating retelling of the famed War of the Lance, The Lost Chronicles series is a marvelous complement to the original Chronicles trilogy as well as an exicting, accessible read for those new to the Dragonlance universe.
Download or read book Elf Sight written by Avril Sabine and published by Cracked Acorn Productions. This book was released on 2013-11-18 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Genre: Young Adult Fantasy (with elements of romance). Word Count: 73590 Seventeen-year-old Shadow thinks their country is in bad shape if her Pa is considered one of their greatest heroes. To her he's the bitter man she has to escape before he learns the secret she's kept her entire life. Getting away, with the help of her brother Irlan, is meant to simplify things. Instead, they become involved in plots against the royal family, hidden identities and magic-wielding enemies. This story was written by an Australian author using Australian spelling. Keywords: teen/young adult, strong female character, love and romance, hidden identities, magic, royal family, adventure, kingdom in danger.
