Download or read book The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide written by Shaenon K. Garrity and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2018-08-28 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compiled from the notes of three zombie gnome experts (among them a Van Helsing-like zombie gnome hunter, a horticulture student, and a gardening columnist), this guide includes a detailed study of zombie gnome habits, hiding places, and offensive tactics, as well as an intimate history of the zombie gnome rise and eventual war with humanity. Empty-eyed, shambling, and hungry for human ankles, the zombie gnome population is on the rise, infesting the backyards of suburbia and attacking innocent lawn ornaments everywhere. While chances of human survival are minimal, readers can arm themselves with The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide to combat their tiny, undead enemies. Offering strategies for defense against a zombie gnome invasion, the book provides an extensive list of essential weapons and DIY home-fortification tips. Rare illustrations of zombie gnomes in their natural habitat and a priceless collection of never-before-seen photos (housed in an envelope in the back of the book) make this the go-to guide for survivalists in a zombie gnome-infested world.

Download or read book Zombie Gnome written by Andrew Farago and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A flesh-eating spin on everyone's favorite lawn ornament, Zombie Gnome makes a delightfully gruesome decoration for the home, garden, or office. This kit includes: Mini zombie gnome figurine Two-sided backdrop with chilling scenes 32-page illustrated Zombie Gnome Defense Guide mini book

Download or read book Zombie Gnomes written by Colored Caramel and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-23 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombie Gnomes Coloring Book Unique, Cool, and Fun! A unique collection of artistic designs of zombie gnomes! Helps you relax and unwind while having fun. It's not a typical coloring book, and if you are a gnome or zombie fan, or you love watching horror movies, then you'll love it! Why we love it: - 25 unique and artistic designs - Not a typical coloring book - For all ages - Awesome stress-reliever - Makes a great gift for those that love horror movies, skeletons, and skulls - Perfect for Halloween Order NOW, Zombies are Ready to be Colored!

Download or read book Rock Paper Scissors written by Devon Monk and published by Odd House Press. This book was released on 2019-04-11 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Reed sisters could have normal lives if the gods and demons and other supernaturals would mind their own business. But in a town like Ordinary, nothing is normal. Not even the holidays. Jean Reed’s sudden curse of gnomes has her scrambling for answers, and the impending visit from Death isn’t helping. But when she discovers her boyfriend’s keeping a world-changing secret, Halloween’s treats are about to get much trickier. Delaney Reed was not expecting the dragon to follow her home. Nor was she expecting her boyfriend to be stranded in a blizzard. What she was expecting was a holiday both merry and bright. And she’s not about to let a double-crossing demon take that away from her. Myra Reed hates Valentine’s Day. Fortunately, she only has to deal with a stalker, a crossroads demon, and one slightly disastrous speed dating event before it’s over. Unfortunately, she might be falling in love with the demon who stole her sister’s soul.

Download or read book Attack of the Gnomes written by Zack Zombie and published by Koala Books. This book was released on 2018-01-06 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when Zombies life seems to be getting back to normal, it gets turned upside-down again. Adorable little gnomes are appearing on everyones lawns, but nobody knows where they came from or why theyre there. But they seem pretty cute, so Zombie doesnt mind. At the same time, people are mysteriously vanishing into thin air and no-one knows where theyve gone. Can Zombie and his friends uncover where the gnomes are from? Will they find out where people are vanishing to? Will they be able to discover whats going on before its too late?

Download or read book Smells Like Finn Spirit written by Randy Henderson and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finn Graymare is back in the final installment of Randy Henderson's Familia Arcana series, Smells Like Finn Spirit. Finn's re-adaptation to the human world is not going so well. He's got a great girlfriend, and is figuring out how things like the internet work, but he is still carrying the disembodied personality of Alynon, Prince of the Silver Demesne, the fae who had occupied his body during his imprisonment. And he's not getting along at all with his older brother. And oh, by the way, his dead grandfather is still trying to possess him in order to bring about Armageddon.

Download or read book How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack written by Chuck Sambuchino and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

Download or read book The River Keepers written by Michael F. Stewart and published by Michael F. Stewart. This book was released on 2017-12-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Gnomes of the Dead A Zombie Anthology written by Anthony Giangregorio and published by . This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creatures of the night have a new brethren to call their own-undead gnomes. Small pointy hats, red and green attire, or perhaps blue, these once harmless creatures have become something new...they have become the living dead. With razor sharp teeth, they will tear your ankles out as you fall to the ground in pain, their small hands will trap you, tearing you apart until their tiny heads slide into your chest cavity to feed on your warm insides. They may be small, but they are many, and their evilness knows no bounds. So the next time you cross your neighbor's grass to knock on his door, take a second look at that lawn gnome peering out through the bushes, and pray it isn't one of 'them.' For when gnomes become the walking dead, no one is safe. With stories by: Daniel Loubier, Jonathan Maberry, Anthony Giangregorio, David Bernstein, Kevin Lewis, Dane T. Hatchell, Gary Wedlund, Vincenzo Bilof, Matt Kurtz, Terry Alexander, Alan Spencer, Kelly M. Hudson

Download or read book Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-13 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most comprehensive zombie handbook ever published—with a foreword by Max Brooks! In one indispensable volume, Matt Mogk busts popular myths and answers all your raging questions about the living dead.* Q. How can I increase my chances of survival? A. One simple step is to keep away from other people. Without people there can be no zombies. Q. What is the connection between the Voodoo zombie and the flesh-eating zombie of popular culture? A. Other than a shared name, absolutely nothing. Q. Will zombies actually eat me, or will they just bite and chew? A. Research suggests the neuromuscular activity required for swallowing may be too complex for a zombie. Q. Will we see any warning signs before the dead rise? A. Unfortunately, entire populations could be infected with the zombie sickness before anyone even knows there’s a problem. Q. How come Zombie Awareness Month is in May and not October? A. Unlike witches and vampires, zombies are not otherworldly creatures. They are made of flesh and blood. Don’t forget to wear your gray ribbon. * Many more questions about zombies—including why not all of them are undead—are answered inside the book.

Download or read book Graveyard Guardians Horror Zombie Gnomes Grayscale Adult Coloring Book written by Raspiee Coloring and published by Raspiee Coloring. This book was released on with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enter a realm of eerie enchantment with "Graveyard Guardians," a grayscale adult coloring book featuring 50 spine-chilling illustrations of horror zombie gnomes, perfect for Halloween and beyond. Delve into the darkness as you bring these undead garden dwellers to life with your own creative touch. Each illustration in "Graveyard Guardians" invites you to explore the twisted world of horror zombie gnomes, blending elements of horror and fantasy in equal measure. From decaying flesh and gnarled limbs to sinister grins and vacant stares, each page transports you to a realm where the line between life and death is blurred. Printable and instantly downloadable, "Graveyard Guardians" offers the convenience of coloring on your own schedule. With pages sized at 8.5x11 inches and a crisp 300 DPI resolution, you can immerse yourself in the intricate details of these undead creatures with ease, whether you prefer traditional coloring methods or digital tools. Let your imagination run wild as you infuse these grayscale illustrations with your own macabre touches and vibrant hues. Whether you envision a horde of zombie gnomes emerging from a moonlit graveyard or a solitary figure lurking in the shadows, each page is a canvas awaiting your personal touch. Whether you're a horror aficionado or simply seeking a spine-tingling coloring experience, "Graveyard Guardians" promises hours of macabre delight and artistic fulfillment. Embrace the darkness, confront your fears, and unleash your inner artist as you bring these horror zombie gnomes to life in chilling detail.

Download or read book Happy Hollerdays From NIghtshade Trailer Park Nightshade Trailer Park Series 3 written by C.W. Smallwood and published by Michele Roper. This book was released on 2023-01-25 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Word of advice from Mervyn, trailer park manager of Nightshade Trailer Park. "It's never a good idea to mix trailer park magic and homemade bucklure." Y'all come celebrate the Hollerdays at Nightshade Trailer Park, where we have plenty of trailer park magic, homemade bucklure, and Hollerday spirits. Hollerday Chicken: Start your Hollerday festivities by attending the lighting of Lulu the Hollerday Chicken down at Chicken World Poultry Processing Plant. The Winter Wonderland Gang: Reindeer have been sighted flying over Dutter County. Darvus and Floyd Woodvine have been infected with deer hunting fever. Homer Watson is making homemade bucklure. Word is Buckus, the god of deer hunting lurks in the Dark Woods. Earlene’s Evil Fruitcake: Earlene Chitwood has made her Gobmart baking list. Time to make her fruitcake. She always adds an extra secret evil ingredient. Ho! Ho! Ho! Maggic Hooch has been cursed by Earlene Chitwood, Maggie seeks relief from the curse. And revenge. The Making of Holiday Spirits Not So Bright: Stressed about the Hollerdays. Cletus and Diesel Chitwood are cooking up some possum powder in their trailer. Sod Versus Green: When Sod wants a Christmas Tree, Leroy encounters the Winter Wonderland Gang at the Hodge Podge Flea Market. Demons Roasting Over an Open Fire: The Alabama Demons have returned from their hellish six-week motivational retreat. They’re ready to sell more insurance policies, and they’re ready to teach the shape-shifting dragons a lesson. The Bucks Stop Here: Word is Santa Claus will be judging the Nightshade Trailer Park Hollerday Contest, and Earlene Chitwood is determined to win no matter what.

Download or read book Zombie Theory written by Sarah Juliet Lauro and published by U of Minnesota Press. This book was released on 2017-10-15 with total page 659 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombies first shuffled across movie screens in 1932 in the low-budget Hollywood film White Zombie and were reimagined as undead flesh-eaters in George A. Romero’s The Night of the Living Dead almost four decades later. Today, zombies are omnipresent in global popular culture, from video games and top-rated cable shows in the United States to comic books and other visual art forms to low-budget films from Cuba and the Philippines. The zombie’s ability to embody a variety of cultural anxieties—ecological disaster, social and economic collapse, political extremism—has ensured its continued relevance and legibility, and has precipitated an unprecedented deluge of international scholarship. Zombie studies manifested across academic disciplines in the humanities but also beyond, spreading into sociology, economics, computer science, mathematics, and even epidemiology. Zombie Theory collects the best interdisciplinary zombie scholarship from around the world. Essays portray the zombie not as a singular cultural figure or myth but show how the undead represent larger issues: the belief in an afterlife, fears of contagion and technology, the effect of capitalism and commodification, racial exclusion and oppression, dehumanization. As presented here, zombies are not simple metaphors; rather, they emerge as a critical mode for theoretical work. With its diverse disciplinary and methodological approaches, Zombie Theory thinks through what the walking undead reveal about our relationships to the world and to each other. Contributors: Fred Botting, Kingston U; Samuel Byrnand, U of Canberra; Gerry Canavan, Marquette U; Jeffrey Jerome Cohen, George Washington U; Jean Comaroff, Harvard U; John Comaroff, Harvard U; Edward P. Comentale, Indiana U; Anna Mae Duane, U of Connecticut; Karen Embry, Portland Community College; Barry Keith Grant, Brock U; Edward Green, Roosevelt U; Lars Bang Larsen; Travis Linnemann, Eastern Kentucky U; Elizabeth McAlister, Wesleyan U; Shaka McGlotten, Purchase College-SUNY; David McNally, York U; Tayla Nyong’o, Yale U; Simon Orpana, U of Alberta; Steven Shaviro, Wayne State U; Ola Sigurdson, U of Gothenburg; Jon Stratton, U of South Australia; Eugene Thacker, The New School; Sherryl Vint, U of California Riverside; Priscilla Wald, Duke U; Tyler Wall, Eastern Kentucky U; Jen Webb, U of Canberra; Jeffrey Andrew Weinstock, Central Michigan U.

Download or read book The Incredible Adventures of Cinnamon Girl written by Melissa Keil and published by Holiday House. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this young adult rom-com, seventeen-year-old Alba loves routine and doesn't want anything to change, but her world is turned upside down when a conspiracy theorist claims the apocalypse will take place in her small town. Alba wants to stop time and keep things just the way they are. She loves living behind the bakery and waking up in a cloud of sugar and cinnamon, and thrives when she's drawing comics and watching bad TV with her friends. The only problem is she's spent so much time looking inward that she hasn't noticed everything going on around her. Like the boy who has been her longtime BFF going off the rails after the sudden reappearance of Alba's old flame. As doomsday enthusiasts flock to idyllic Eden Valley, Alba's life is thrown into chaos. And it might take an alleged Armageddon for Alba to finally figure out her heart. Full of Keil's trademark quirky characters and witty dialogue, readers will be hooked by Alba's romantic dilemma and the hilarious plot that links the end of high school with the end of the world.

Download or read book Garden Gnomes Have Issues written by Greg Stones and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Garden gnomes may be small, but their problems are often very big. They have issues with snowmen, magnets, bubblegum, and mimes. They really enjoy romance, skinny-dipping, and paper airplanes, but they have major issues with watermelons, mousetraps, trampolines, and teddy bears—and through it all they especially love one special thing. Artist Greg Stones turns his popular, playful illustration style to the tiny troubles of these beloved characters, presenting their inner lives with a warm and witty sense of the absurd.

Download or read book WitchBane written by Lissa Kasey and published by Lissa Kasey. This book was released on 2021-03-11 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A power awakening within is tearing him apart. Can Liam's love save him? All Sebastian ever wanted was a place to call home. Bound to Liam, his fated mate, and nestled in the center of a werewolf pack, he’s found one. However, opening portals filled with monsters in his sleep, Sebastian’s power is a wild thing he’s unable to control. And it’s slowly destroying him. He never asked to be part fae, or for any of their magic. Now something dark is creeping through the pack bonds, bringing unrest and chaos. Desperate to find a safe way to release the churning well of power inside Seb, the pair venture into Underhill, the abandoned land of the fae. Only Underhill is on the verge of collapsing. It’s a race against time to harness the power of the kitsune and find a way home, or risk being devoured by a dying world. Tags: About a contrary kitsune fox who happens to be mated to the most patient werewolf in the world while battling real demons and emotional ones at the same time. Lots of tea, pastries, gardening, wolf taming, sweet and spicy romance, and a dark backstory driving fated mates together. Our haphazard duo of werewolf and kitsune are a back for a wild ride of portals to Underhill, fae manipulation, ghouls, giant fae monsters, and magical child creation.

Download or read book Hell s Spells written by Devon Monk and published by Odd House Press. This book was released on 2020-10-12 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a town like Ordinary, anything can happen. Unfortunately for Delaney Reed, it usually does... Police Chief Delaney Reed’s little beach town where gods vacation and monsters reside is finally back to normal. No possessed souls, no vortexes to hell, and absolutely no one’s turned into a frog lately. Then the queen of demons appears in her backseat begging to hide out in Ordinary, and Delaney knows her peace and quiet is over and out. Dealing with a demon fugitive isn’t the only thing on Delaney’s plate. She’s also trying to figure out why her boyfriend, Ryder Bailey, has been sneaking out of town every night and why her sisters are keeping secrets. But when the gods in town begin to act funny, Delaney knows something strange is going on. It might have something to do with two powerful magical items that suddenly go missing. Or it might have something to do with those little gaps of time Delaney’s been losing, and the memories she can’t quite recall…