Download or read book You Gotta Be Kidding written by Workman Publishing and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gross, embarrassing, and just plain silly questions about boogers, bugs, smelly socks, itchy scabs, and more! Adapted from the hugely popular board game, this interactive and completely engaging book serves up hundreds of bizarre, embarrassing, sometimes ethical and sometimes stomach-churning dilemmas that kids will love to pose to their friends and siblings, whether in the backseat, on a sleepover, at a party, on a rainy day, or during a lull in the lunchroom (if you dare). Ponder the icky: Would you rather eat 10 pounds of cheese -OR- a bucket of peanut butter—with nothing to drink? The exponentially icky: Would you rather drink liquid found leaking from a garbage can -OR- chew on a hairy clump found between the cushions of an old couch? The fantastic: Would you rather be able to talk with all animals -OR- be able to understand all languages? The priority-testing: As a soccer player, would you rather mess up and score a goal for the other team but still have your team win -OR- play your best game ever even though your team loses? And the hair-raising: Would you rather swim across a river that is filled with crocodiles -OR- spend the night on an island where man-eating tigers live? Fascinating sidebars throughout are filled with interesting ancillary information—the nature of drool, left-handedness vs. right-handedness, what’s dangerously filthy and what’s just gross, why we blush when we’re embarrassed—so kids can learn something as they laugh!
Download or read book You Gotta Be Kidding Me written by Fred Engh and published by . This book was released on 2013-11-11 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Uganda Be Kidding Me written by Chelsea Handler and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this uproarious collection of travel essays, Chelsea Handler sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed, Uganda Be Kidding Me has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.
Download or read book Surely You re Joking Mr Feynman Adventures of a Curious Character written by Richard P. Feynman and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2018-02-06 with total page 429 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most famous science books of our time, the phenomenal national bestseller that "buzzes with energy, anecdote and life. It almost makes you want to become a physicist" (Science Digest). Richard P. Feynman, winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, thrived on outrageous adventures. In this lively work that “can shatter the stereotype of the stuffy scientist” (Detroit Free Press), Feynman recounts his experiences trading ideas on atomic physics with Einstein and cracking the uncrackable safes guarding the most deeply held nuclear secrets—and much more of an eyebrow-raising nature. In his stories, Feynman’s life shines through in all its eccentric glory—a combustible mixture of high intelligence, unlimited curiosity, and raging chutzpah. Included for this edition is a new introduction by Bill Gates.
Download or read book You Just Have To Take It One Are You Fucking Kidding Me At A Time written by Bs Adult Humor Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a gift? Grab this funny notebook today perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 page blank lined interior Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect for: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer
Download or read book Are You Kiddin Me written by Anirban Das, and published by Sristhi Publishers & Distributors. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are You Kiddin’ Me? is a collection of humorous stories, with a medley of emotions and anecdotes from our everyday lives. From the aspirations of a wannabe entrepreneur, to the fate of the student who thinks he knows more than his teachers; from a young management trainee in love with his boss’s daughter to the out of body experience of an urban man. Each story has been carefully crafted to brighten up your day. The stories are unique, each with a subtle underlying message for the discerning reader wanting to read between the lines and find that elusive deeper meaning. These hilarious stories will not only entertain, but also inspire and motivate you to love more, live better and laugh louder. And yes, there is a deliciously wicked twist in each tale. PS: Don’t miss the footnotes.
Download or read book Dust Grooves written by Eilon Paz and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 577 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A photographic look into the world of vinyl record collectors—including Questlove—in the most intimate of environments—their record rooms. Compelling photographic essays from photographer Eilon Paz are paired with in-depth and insightful interviews to illustrate what motivates these collectors to keep digging for more records. The reader gets an up close and personal look at a variety of well-known vinyl champions, including Gilles Peterson and King Britt, as well as a glimpse into the collections of known and unknown DJs, producers, record dealers, and everyday enthusiasts. Driven by his love for vinyl records, Paz takes us on a five-year journey unearthing the very soul of the vinyl community.
Download or read book The Last Lecture written by Randy Pausch and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lot of professors give talks titled 'The Last Lecture'. Professors are asked to consider their demise and to ruminate on what matters most to them: What wisdom would we impart to the world if we knew it was our last chance? If we had to vanish tomorrow, what would we want as our legacy? When Randy Pausch, a computer science professor at Carnegie Mellon, was asked to give such a lecture, he didn't have to imagine it as his last, since he had recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer. But the lecture he gave, 'Really Achieving Your Childhood Dreams', wasnt about dying. It was about the importance of overcoming obstacles, of enabling the dreams of others, of seizing every moment (because time is all you have and you may find one day that you have less than you think). It was a summation of everything Randy had come to believe. It was about living. In this book, Randy Pausch has combined the humour, inspiration, and intelligence that made his lecture such a phenomenon and given it an indelible form. It is a book that will be shared for generations to come.
Download or read book Midnight written by Jeanna Armas and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-02-17 with total page 608 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two friends Ema and Joshua their lives change completely when Josh moves years pass and Ema copes she then fi nds out she and her parents have to move to a different state Colorado there she meets up again with Josh but little did she know that thats the place where her life would change she goes to college and thats where she meets the Ezniezs Alisha, Jessieh, Cassandrah, Maxxon and Robert. You see the thing is the ezniez along with Joshuas family hide a secret they are vampires and Josh is a jaguar you see both Robert and Josh love Ema and they wont give up till she chooses one.
Download or read book Daytona Beach Mysteries Books 1 3 written by Janie Owens and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2024-08-05 with total page 654 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first three books in 'Daytona Beach Mysteries', a series of cozy mystery novels by Janie Owens, now available in one volume! Haircut and Highlights: After homeless Rose disappears, Abby - the owner of Goldilocks Hair Salon - gets on the case. During the investigation, Abby's relationship blossoms with Jack, a Daytona Beach Police Sergeant. In the wings is also handsome neighbor and fireman Mark, who has a knack for being there whenever Abby gets into trouble. Despite intrigue and danger, Abby maintains her bright outlook and wisdom. But can she crack the case? The Palmetto Diaries: After Mrs. York is found murdered, Ivy discovers several diaries in her new house, which expose secrets in the old woman's past. Meanwhile, the ladies at the salon welcome a nail tech named Poppy. Complicating Abby's life further is ex-boyfriend Jack. Now a lieutenant police department, his investigation into Mrs. York's murder makes life uncomfortable for Abby. But after Jack begins displaying a gentler side uncharacteristic of his former self, Abby will need to determine whether he really has changed, or is it just an act? Write of Passing: Holly Donnelly loves writing obituaries, even though it comes with one oddity: each spirit pays her a visit, manifesting in unique ways. One spirit in particular has another reason to visit, and Holly is on a mission to solve the mystery of who the ghost is. While enduring her drama queen mother's antics and dealing with her own commitment issues, Holly's precious Chihuahua is an ever-present comforter and moral support. Can Holly figure out why the ghost is visiting the apartment 66 years after her death?
Download or read book You Have Got To Be Kidding Me written by My Chérie Amour and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-06-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I am living the single, single, single...life. “Why are you single?”, I’ve been asked. Good question. Yeah. Why am I single? Or, better yet. My favorite question, “You still single?” Ouch! So, I entered the cyber space of dating. “How was your date?”, I’m often asked afterwards. One day, my good friend Cheryl asked me this question and I began to share. There was silence. She was speechless. Finally, she said “You’re kidding?” I laughed. “No, I’m not.” Again, there was silence. “You have to write this stuff down.” No one would believe some of the things I experienced on these dates really happened, but I am here to tell you yes. It really did happen. Honestly and truly it did.
Download or read book Barking At the Moon written by Tracy Beckerman and published by Greenleaf Book Group. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you housebreak a dog in a hurricane? When Riley comes into her family’s life, award-winning humor columnist Tracy Beckerman realizes she got a lot more than she bargained for. From tracking wet cement through the house to shredding the family’s underwear, Riley is a one-dog wrecking ball. Yet this lovable retriever also brings joy, laughter, and a renewed sense of wonder into the household. At times hilarious and heartwarming, Barking at the Moon speaks to life’s growing pains, and to mothering children both human and furry. With Beckerman’s trademark wit and heart, she reminds us that no matter what stage of life we’re in, we can learn a lot from the dogs who teach us how to stop and enjoy the ride.
Download or read book The Masquerade written by Parul Wadhwa and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2017-03-01 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Myra is a sophisticated and ambitious young girl, Rishabh is any girl’s weak nerve. He is a chain smoker, She likes it. She is strong and independent girl, He likes it. He is a good debater, She loves it. She is uncensored and He loves it. Perhaps for both of them, it’s a scary match. They saw it all from the nasty relations, vicious misunderstandings, devious prejudices, parental pressure, mental disparities, hurt pride, conventional insecurities. Their relationships survived none. Yet nothing separated them like the Masquerade hour. His love began where her ended. They were chasing each other in the endless loop of ego. The story begins from the grave chasing life ever after. Because ever after are not always happily!!
Download or read book A Nobody s Heart written by Jessica Powles and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Intentional Haunting written by Jake Bible and published by Permuted Press. This book was released on 2014-10-16 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wyattsville, Oregon –The Most Haunted Place In America. For fourteen year old Cotton Tennison, the Wyattsville ghosts are not the horrors he fears. The living are far more scary. As the town outcast, Cotton suffers the abuse of his drunk father and the torment of the local bullies - a group known as the Red Meat Boys. His only refuge is The Wyatt House, an abandoned house at the end of his street, a house filled with ghosts and specters that the town would prefer didn’t exist. When several teenagers are brutally murdered, the town council decides to turn the Wyatt House over to a family of ghost hunters with questionable intentions. Here begins Cotton’s struggle to find a way to save the house, his ghostly friends, and the entire town before an evil force destroys them all. Intentional Haunting is a Teen horror novel that mixes the tender macabre of Neil Gaiman’s The Graveyard Book, the suspense of Stephen King’s The Shining, and the dark humor of Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice. It is the personal story of a young man surviving the abuse of a town that has abandoned him, a young man that will be faced with a choice when the fate of Wyattsville rests in his hands. Will he be able to look beyond his resentment to save the town that has caused him such pain or will he walk away, just as the town walked away from him?
Download or read book Gunz and Roses written by Keisha Ervin and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Urban fiction diva Keisha Ervin is back with Gunz and Roses, her latest story of street love. Time stands still as up and coming fashion editor Gray Rose watches the man of her dreams walk into the club. The last thing St. Louis kingpin Gunz Marciano wants is to become attached to one woman—until he spots Gray. After one night of erotic passion, Gunz and Gray embark on a tumultuous journey. When their obsessive love becomes too much and Gunz wants out, Gray is ready to let him go. Then she learns the identity of his new woman, and things get complicated. Gunz and Roses is a sensational, passionate drama filled with an intense mix of suspense, lies, and murder.
Download or read book It Was All a Dream written by B. MAC and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It Was All a Dream by B. MAC It Was All a Dream captures the mind of people who love music, comedy and family gatherings. In the hood, there is always that one dude who is trying to be successful in the music industry, but has it hard finding his way. Most of the time, he is better than a lot of the artists in the business. However, he lacks resources and the right promotion. No matter what, his hunger won’t let him quit. He will stop at nothing to be successful; even if it means rap wars, constant battles, club fights and gun play. It Was All a Dream is a work of fiction that everyone from the ghetto can relate to. Most people in the rap industry will agree with the hardship of being successful, while others will act as if it simple. But the challenge the artist and producer go through in this book would make any real up-and-coming artist laugh and wonder, at the same time, if he or she really wants to be an artist.
