Download or read book You Are Sloth written by Steve Lowe and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Why you are sloth? Because fuck you is why HAHAHAHAHA 1 " That's the last response you got from The Spammer, who's developed an insidious computer virus that transforms people into their power animals. You never should have opened that email from the Philippino Sherriff's Attache to East Berlin. So many missed warning signs there, but you were drunk last night. Things have been rough lately - you can't pay your rent, your neighbors are annoying, you keep getting strange calls from horny guys with unique and unsettling fetishes, you're way behind with work, and your computer is suddenly crapping out on you. And now you're a goddamn sloth. Nice going, genius. But there's more at play here than simple animal hijinks. You've been added to the Homeland Security Terror Watch List, and the cops want to question you about the mysterious disappearances of several gay men, who all seem to have called your phone just before they vanished. Not only has this Spammer fuck turned you into a sloth, he's framed your slow ass, too You've had enough of this shit. With the help of your neighbors, Cross the Asshole and Randy the Retard, you form the SLOTH SQUAD. It's time to track that Spammer down and reap some three-toed vengeance on his ass. You are Sloth

Download or read book Slowly Slowly Slowly Said the Sloth written by Eric Carle and published by World of Eric Carle. This book was released on 2002-08-26 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set in the lush world of the tropical rain forest, this original picture book about a slow moving sloth who is smarter than he looks is an exquisite showcase for Carle's colorful collage art with a meaningful message. Full-color illustrations.

Download or read book Siv The Three Toed Sloth written by Belle Brown and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-29 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Siv Tyler is a three-toed sloth. She lives in Cloudbridge Forest somewhere in South America, where lots of other three-toed sloths live. Siv just loves being a sloth! But sometimes, she wishes she can move a lot faster. Like a rabbit, perhaps?! Well, lately, she could not help but day-dream more and more about all the wonderful and exciting things that a fast version of her sloth self can do. Until one day, something happened which made her realize something very important! About the My Furry Tales SeriesThis is a picture book series about a sloth named Siv and other mammals in the jungles of South America. The books in this series have easy-to-read text, fast paced plots and deals with common childhood issues and promotes self-acceptance. Aimed at newly-independent readers, the books have Kindergarten-level sight words in bold throughout. Kids will love the fact-filled spread at the end of the story where they can learn about furry jungle animals from South America. Bonus coloring-in page

Download or read book Sam The Speedy Sloth written by Matthew Ralph and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-02 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cute rhyming children's picture book about a speedy sloth who feels different than the others, and goes on an adventure of self-discovery.

Download or read book The Sloth Who Came to Stay written by Margaret Wild and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2017-06-28 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wryly amusing story about a fast family who are taught to slow down when an adorable sloth comes to stay by the award-winning author of Fox and Ruby Roars. SHORT-LISTED: CBCA Book of the Year, Crichton Award for New Illustrators, 2018 Amy's family is speedy! They are always in such a rush that there is no time to talk or play - until the afternoon Amy brings home a sloth. Then things start changing very, very slowly ... A timely tale about enjoying the little things in life from award-winning author Margaret Wild.

Download or read book Draw with Rob at Christmas written by Rob Biddulph and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Merry Christmas! The internet phenomenon #DrawWithRob is now a fantastically festive art activity book for you to draw with Rob at home... The second book based on the viral videos seen everywhere on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, TV, and more, from the creative genius and bestselling author Rob Biddulph! Christmas is different this year, with more families at home and wondering what to do! Pick up your pencils and join thousands of children around the world and #DrawWithRob - celebrating Christmas has never been so much fun! The first DRAW WITH ROB activity book went to Number One in the charts and was named 'Book of the Year' at the 2020 Sainsbury's Children's Book Awards! Now every family can share this fantastically festive new art activity book for Christmas. Join Rob and learn to draw your favourite Christmas characters - from Polar Bears to Elves and from Father Christmas to a Snowman, this perfect present is packed with arts, crafts and festive fun. The bestselling and award-winning author/illustrator Rob Biddulph is the genius behind the phenomenal, viral sensation that is DRAW WITH ROB and the accompanying activity book, and now the sensational DRAW WITH ROB AT CHRISTMAS - bringing joy to families everywhere with his easy to follow instructions and warm-hearted humour. So whether you're in home education, home-schooling, learning to draw or just having fun, let Rob show you that anyone can learn to #DrawWithRob! *WITH PERFORATED PAGES SO YOU CAN EASILY TEAR OUT AND DISPLAY YOUR ART!* Rob's original hit videos are also available at www.robbiddulph.com, and on Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram, with Rob appearing on TV to talk about them too. Perfect stay-at-home fun for boys, girls, and everyone aged three to one hundred and three, and a wonderful introduction to Rob Biddulph's bestselling picture book range - including the Waterstones Children's Book Prize-winning Blown Away, Odd Dog Out, and many more! Available in all good bookstores and online retailers, and perfect for children who are learning to read - or just love to!

Download or read book That s Not My Sloth written by Fiona Watt and published by That's not my. This book was released on 2020-01-20 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Babies and toddlers will love turning the pages, touching the feely patches and spotting the familiar little white mouse as they look for their sloth!

Download or read book Sloth Wasn t Sleepy written by Kate Messner and published by Sounds True. This book was released on 2021-01-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For any child having trouble getting to sleep, the most lovable animal in the rain forest is here to help. One night at bedtime, Sloth wasn’t sleepy. “What if I worry when I try to fall asleep?” Sloth said. “Ah ... worries,” Mama said. “We will have to let them go.” A tough day, a bad dream, a scary noise ... these are just a few of the things that can keep kids wide awake and frightened after dark. But Mama Sloth knows the secrets for calming worried minds and getting to sleep—and as she shares them with her daughter, young readers will learn valuable relaxation skills that last a lifetime. Sloth Wasn’t Sleepy does more than provide a sweet bedtime story—kids will join Sloth to learn mindfulness practices such as “shrinking down” fears in their mind and calming their body through breath and simple visualizations. Kate Messner’s beautiful book helps parents and kids relax into dreamland with a sense of peace, safety, and belonging.

Download or read book I Am Not a Sleepy Sloth written by Jane Riordan and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Life in the Sloth Lane written by Lucy Cooke and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHY ARE SLOTHS ALWAYS SMILING? Perhaps it’s because they’ve mastered the art of taking it slow in a world whose frenzied pace is driving the rest of us crazy. Here, in a mindfulness book like no other, heart-tuggingly cute photographs of these always-chill creatures are paired with words of wisdom, all to inspire us to slow down, stop to enjoy the little things, and come up relaxed, centered, and smiling.

Download or read book Sammy Sloth written by Coach Sloth and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sammy Sloth is on a quest to become a sport superstar! Unfortunately, after trying out for the track, baseball, and swimming teams at school, Sammy still hasn't found his sport. Will he ever find the sport that best fits his slow and steady nature?Coach Sloth introduces children to a youngster who, with the encouragement of his mother, is determined never to give up on his dream. Join Sammy Sloth on his journey to learn the importance of continued effort and hard work to succeed. Children and adults will find themselves cheering Sammy along on his quest to become Sammy Sloth: Sport Superstar!

Download or read book Sloth to the Rescue written by Leanne Shirtliffe and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sloth and friends teach kids how to combat first-day-of-school shyness in this humorous and heartfelt picture book. At the Rainforest Rescue Center, Sloth loves when Patti comes to visit. But when Patti forgets her class report, it's up to Sloth, with the help of his other (faster) rain-forest friends, to return Patti's notebook to her-at school! Will they be able to find her among all the other kids in a new environment? The first day of school can be scary-especially if you forget your summer assignment-but in Sloth to the Rescue,Sloth, Peccary, Boa, Capuchin, and Ocelot overcome their fears and realize that what makes them unique is what helps them fit right in!

Download or read book Fuck You Funny Swearing Sloth Journal 100 Pages Blank Lined Notebook 6x9 Unique Humor Diary Composition Book with Sarcasm P written by Swearing Sloths Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-16 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fuck You - Swearing Sloth journal notebook with 100 ruled pages, ready for you to get a little creative now and then, with or without curse words. The cover shows a cute, adorable and offensive cursing sloth. This notebook is convenient in size to carry anywhere with you for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. It's a hilarious gift for a friend or colleague who likes sarcasm and swearing. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put a smile on their face. Grab one now, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design with a funny offending sloth Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work This Fuck You, Swearing Sloth journal is the perfect book gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Secret Santa or any special occasion. This sarcastic journal notebook makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor.

Download or read book The Power of Sloth written by Lucy Cooke and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-04-10 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Power of Sloth is Lucy Cooke's celebration of the sloth: the cutest, cuddliest, slowest creature on this planet. In the book she brings together some truly adorable pictures of baby sloths, literally by the bucketful. These delightful, funny pictures are accompanied by a simple text which tells you all about sloths and why we should protect them. We also discover all about the work of the Avarios sloth sanctuary, which, along with the ZSL EDGE programme to protect the pygmy sloth, receives some of the proceeds from this book. This book has been a huge success in the USA, where is was published under the title of The Little Book of Sloth, selling over 50,000 copies and making the New York Times best-seller list.

Download or read book Facts about the Three Toed Sloth written by Lisa Strattin and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-08 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you want to learn about the Three Toed Sloth you will enjoy this book.Learn many interesting facts and see some beautiful photographs as the sloths are seen in their natural habitat.The gorgeous photographs will keep your child engaged from beginning to end.Included in the paperback version are some coloring pages for your child!

Download or read book Sloth Slept on written by Frann Preston-Gannon and published by Union Square Kids. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three children find a mysterious creature snoring away in a tree in their backyard. It isn't like anything they have ever seen. What is it, why is it there, and what should they do with it?

Download or read book You Are Awesome written by Joy Tree Joy Tree Journals and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This peach notebook features a sloth on a tree branch and the quote "You are Awesome" on the cover. There is ample room inside for writing notes and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, journal or composition book. This paperback notebook is 8.5" x 11" (letter size) and has 55 pages that are ruled with lines on the front and back.