Download or read book Tumor Humor written by Mark Kantrowitz and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-04 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you or a loved one have been diagnosed with cancer, it can help to have a sense of tumor. Jokes and humorous anecdotes can lighten the mood and alleviate stress. Maintaining a positive attitude can help cancer patients deal with the toxic rigors of treatment. A good joke can't hurt, unless you just had abdominal surgery, in which case, yeah, it does hurt to laugh. Some of these cancer jokes are really funny, some are offensive, and some are really bad, but they'll grow on you, like cancer.
Download or read book Humor After the Tumor written by Patty Gelman and published by Prometheus Books. This book was released on 2009-12-30 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Breast cancer survivor Patty Gelman recounts her journey through "Cancer World" in a series of anecdotes, chronicling her year-long struggle with the disease in an upbeat, colloquial, and often candidly funny way. Typical of her unyieldingly positive attitude is the way that Gelman breaks the news to her mother, also a cancer survivor: "'Well, it's my turn now!'" Instead of keeping a journal during her treatment, Gelman preferred to share her experiences online, a choice she found surprisingly therapeutic. What started as periodic e-mails to family and friends soon developed into a book many cancer patients are turning to for hope. E-mails also served as an outlet and a built-in support group when her mother contracted lung cancer and passed on within the year. Gelman's story becomes larger than her disease, exploring the task of coping with the unexpected, and the value of family.
Download or read book Cancer Has Its Privileges written by Christine Clifford and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2002-05-07 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cancer survivor and founder of The Cancer Club®, Christine Clifford has been sharing her inspiring, humorous outlook on living with cancer with thousands of cancer patients and their families. Now she has gathered a collection of battlefield stories and anecdotes from her fellow survivors that go from the outright hilarious to the downright moving, and combined them with her own personal story of triumphant survival.
Download or read book Not Now I m Having a No Hair Day written by Christine Clifford and published by U of Minnesota Press. This book was released on 1996 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christine Clifford reaches out to people with cancer from her own experience with surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy. Convinced that laughter can bring healing, she takes a light-hearted look at the trials people face during diagnosis and treatment for cancer.
Download or read book cancer is SO FUNNY written by Amy Marash and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-07-09 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cartoons and drawings by Amy Marash convert fear and rage about cancer into a manageable, almost laughable experience. Drawings include: Colon Cancer Doesn't Have a Good Ribbon, I'm Awake, Are You Sleeping?, Mad, Skinny Jeans, Dude, Where's My Toes, and Marco Colo!
Download or read book Cancer on Five Dollars a Day chemo Not Included written by Robert Schimmel and published by Da Capo Lifelong Books. This book was released on 2008-02-26 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stand-up comedian Robert Schimmel's edgy, hilarious, and poignant musings on his battle with cancer
Download or read book Ball Other Funny Stories About Cancer written by Brian Lobel and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2012-06-18 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unexpected, quirky and provocative, BALL & Other Funny Stories About Cancer is a unique collection of performances about illness and the changing body over time. Documenting a trilogy of Brian Lobel’s monologue performances from 2001-2011, this collection challenges the inspirational stories of survivors and martyrs that have come before, infusing the ‘cancer story’ with an urgency and humour which is sometimes inappropriate, often salacious and always, above all else, honest and open. Published together for the first time, this collection of performances goes beyond the chemotherapy to include reflections on politics, sexuality and gender, providing cancer – and cancer narratives – with a much-deserved kick in the ball(s).
Download or read book Positively Triple Negative written by Eline Allaart and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-25 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -A memoir- I have cancer! Now what? Living on the beautiful Caribbean island of Curaçao, at twenty-seven years old, that was the question I had to ask myself. Out of the blue, I was hit with a life-changing diagnosis and as my "normal" life stood still, I hopped on the scariest roller coaster of my life. I invite you to join me on this ride and read inside my mind. The mind of an optimist-the glass-half-full-of-sarcasm kind. While the experience was bumpy and lumpy, it was also filled with epiphanies, cancer perks, friendship, family, gratitude, and hope. So, at definite risk of sounding like a Hallmark card, this is not a story of tragedy, instead it is one of triumph. This is a book about learning the hard life lessons and coming out of it more positive, empowered, and resilient than before. Better and balder* through it all.*okay maybe that was just me.
Download or read book Dear Diary Does This Cancer Make My Ass Look Fat A Heartfelt Memoir With A Pinch Of Sarcasm written by Kimberly Tronic and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-07 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What, you've never seen someone dressed as a vampire in the chemo ward? At thirty-six, Kimberly lived a blissfully carefree existence. Her biggest worry revolved around running out of hot sauce or coffee. Then she got "the news." Ovarian cancer. Stage Three. Months of chemo. Major surgery. And a slew of uncertainty about her future. But rather than accept her diagnosis with a sense of defeat, Kimberly chose to combat the darkness with laughter, costumes, colorful wigs, and positivity. As she put it, "You can't be scared of chemo when you're wearing a coconut bra."Kimberly dishes out every hairy detail about her baldness, breakdowns, and breakthroughs - and shows that a little tumor humor is just what the doctor ordered.
Download or read book Cancer Is a Funny Thing written by Marie deHaan and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marie de Haan--wife, mother of three, piano teacher, songwriter, and writer--was leading an impossibly busy life. All of that changed when she was blindsided by a diagnosis of Stage III "locally advanced" breast cancer.She got even busier.From chemotherapy and surgery to battles with the insurance company, tussles with her naturopath over the consumption of sugar to internal debate over whether or not to endure radiation, Cancer Is a Funny Thing details how Marie handles these issues with humor and grace. And Haagen-Dazs Mint Chip ice cream.
Download or read book The Perks of Having Cancer written by Diana Bosse and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-24 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspirational, positive, uplifting look at battling cancer.
Download or read book Smiles from the Clinic written by Rajiv Samant and published by . This book was released on 2016-02-12 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You may be wondering why a doctor would attempt to write a (supposedly) humorous book about cancer. Well, I have found that too many people, even other physicians, think that working with cancer patients is very serious business and must be pretty depressing work. However, my experience has been quite the opposite. The cancer patients with whom I have had the privilege to work with demonstrate humour, smiles and positivity every day. It helps them face their disease, cope with treatment and get on with their lives in a positive and meaningful way. They are definitely among the most grateful people I have ever met, and working with them has made me a happier and better person. Much of the practice of medicine is about relationships and, as we all know, relationships, at least good relationships, are often filled with humour. Within oncology (the specialty of cancer treatment), just like any other field of medicine, special relationships develop between patients and their physicians, and humour is often involved. That is definitely what I have observed in my clinical practice. This book is dedicated to cancer patients, as well as their families and friends. All the stories are based on my personal experiences and observations over 25 years of medical practice. Believe me, I am not a comedian or humourist - just ask my kids. I would never be able to make up such funny stories myself.
Download or read book Laugh til it Heals written by Christine K. Clifford and published by Anshan Pub. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christine Clifford says, “laughter reaches a place no medicine can touch; the soul”. She firmly believes, that during her cancer, laughter saved something as important as her life during cancer: her spirit. All too often our sense of humor escapes us in times of trouble, yet Christine believes laughter has many therapeutic effects and can assist in fighting illness. She is founder of The Cancer Club® (www.CancerClub.com) and Laugh ‘Til It Heals is being published in response to the thousands of funny stories Christine has been collecting from Club members since she started the company in 1995. Laugh ‘Til it Heals explores the humorous side of cancer while also providing information on how to support someone who has cancer, and giving advice regarding beneficial nutrition. The book is also practical in citing resources created by cancer patients worldwide. As you read these touching stories you will laugh out loud with the storyteller. Laugh at the story of a woman chasing tumbleweed (her wig) across the parking lot on a windy day, or the woman who suffered the side effect of a powerful diuretic in public. As Christine says, “Don’t forget to laugh!”™ One of Christine’s members had been very depressed since her mastectomy. One day all that changed and she appeared to be much more back to her “old self”. A good friend noticed and asked her friend what the difference was. Her reply encapsulates the essence of the book, “Last Tuesday I just woke up and I realized that my sense of humor wasn’t in my left breast”. THE AUTHORChristine Clifford is a well-established author with an exceptional background in sales and marketing. She has enjoyed success with her previous books including her bestselling “Not Now … I’m Having a No Hair Day!”. Sixteen years on from having breast cancer she founded The Cancer Club® (www.TheCancerClub.com) which is the world’s largest producer of humorous and helpful products for people with cancer. Facing another overwhelming challenge, divorce, not just once but twice, Christine co-founded Divorcing Divas LLC® (www.DivorcingDivas.net). KEY SELLING POINTS* Christine believes Laughter: Prescription for a Cure! and advocates laughing when fate deals us a blow in order to overcome a problem. * The book also features advice from nine of the world's leading authorities on the use of therapeutic humor and contains practical information and guidance for cancer patients.* Christine Clifford is a media-savvy bestselling author and a Certified Speaking Professional (CSP)
Download or read book Cancer Is Funny written by Jason Micheli and published by Fortress Press. This book was released on 2016-12-01 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jason Micheli, a young father, husband, and pastor, was diagnosed with a bone cancer so rare and deadly that his doctors didnÕt classify it with one of the normal four stagesÑthey simply called it Òstage-serious.Ó As Micheli struggled with despair and faced his own mortality, he resolved that although cancer kills the body, it would not kill his spirit, faith, or sense of humor. Ê Micheli knew that the promise of faith makes hope possible. And approaching cancer as fodder for some bowel-busting humor helps, too. His reflections are not trite. Instead, he writes honestly about being stricken with lethal cancer in the midst of a promising career and raising two young children. He struggles with his commitment to the God who, as he writes, may or may not be doing this to him. Because figuring this out for himselfÑnot to mention explaining it to his congregation and his sonsÑis so important that theology is now a matter of life and death. This is a funny, no-holds-barred, irreverent-yet-faithful take on the disease that touches every family. MicheliÕs story teaches us all how to stay human in dehumanizing situationsÑhow to keep living in the face of death.
Download or read book So You re Getting Chemo written by Tracy Wazac and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-14 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you or a loved one about to go through chemo? Do you need real, honest, raw information from someone who has been there? Chemotherapy sucks, but it can also save your life. This book gives you a blunt and NOT politically correct look at the process and the side effects. From hair loss to poop and everything in between, it is the perfect quick read for a chemo patient or someone who loves them. Featuring full color and sometimes inappropriate adult humor, it is a refreshing break from the seriousness of cancer.Written and illustrated by breast cancer survivor Tracy Wazac, this book will have you laughing at her honest take on what you can expect. It's written like a conversation that you'd have with a friend, telling you like it is. Applies to any type of cancer requiring chemo: breast, lung, lymphoma, leukemia, uterine, ovarian melanoma, prostate, testicular, colon, cervical, brain, pancreatic, kidney, carcinoma, and all the rest.For both men and women8.5 x 8.5 inches (21.59 x 21.59 cm)Soft paperback matte coverFull color 66 pagesBright and bold colored, hand drawn cartoons by the authorWritten in plain, everyday languageNot safe for work or kids!!! Contains some cuss words and graphic descriptions of bodily functions.
Download or read book Cancer Is Funny written by Jason Micheli and published by Fortress Press. This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Methodist pastor Jason Micheli writes about being stricken with serious cancer in the midst of a promising career and raising young children. He struggles with his commitment to the God who may or may not be doing this to him. Because figuring this out for himself--not to mention explaining it to his congregation and his children--was so important, theology was now a matter of life and death.
Download or read book Jack Tumor written by Anthony McGowan and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2009-04-27 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hector is being hectored by an unlikely bully: a talking brain tumor. And it's not just a talking brain tumor. It's a know-it-all, pain-in-the-arse, jibber-jabbering brain tumor that names itself Jack, and insists on coaching Hector through life even as it's threatening to take his life away. It's a pretty good coach, actually. With Jack in control of Hector's speech and brain chemicals, Hector suddenly finds himself with a cool haircut, a new fashion sense, and tactics for snogging previously unattainable hottie Uma Upshaw. But when Jack begins to force increasingly questionable decisions and behavior, Hector has to find a way to turn the tables – before it's too late for both of them. Delightfully twisted, desperately funny, and deeply moving, this novel is also the winner of the Booktrust Teenage Prize in the United Kingdom.
