Download or read book The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book written by Frannie D. Frenchie and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-11 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Download or read book My Favorite Girlfriend Was a French Bulldog written by Legna Rodriguez Iglesias and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Favorite Girlfriend was a French Bulldog is a novel told in fifteen stories, linked by the same protagonist, our narrator, who--in her own voice and channeling the voices of others--creates an unsparing, multigenerational portrait of her native Cuba. Though she feels suffocated by the island and decides to leave, hers is not just a political novel--nor just a queer novel, an immigrant novel, a feminist novel--but a deeply existential one, in which mortality, corporeality, bureaucracy, emotional and physical violence, and the American Dream define the long journey of our narrator and her beloved pet dog, who gives the book both its title and its unforgettable ending. In its daring style and structure--both playful and profound, youthful and mature - and its frank discussion of political and sexual identity, My Favorite Girlfriend was a French Bulldog marks the emergence of an original and essential new voice.

Download or read book Rene Charles NYC written by Evan Cuttic and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fierce. Flawless. Frenchie. With opinions on brunch (always boozy), work (something for lesser life forms), and everything (really, everything) in between, René-Charles is the ultimate New York City tastemaker. Whether he's dining at the finest restaurants or luxuriating in his king-size bed, this discerning French bulldog accepts nothing less than the best. And if you don't meet his standards? Well, he'll let you know.

Download or read book My Dog Toots written by Amber Fawcett and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-24 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Dog Toots is the fourth book in a series of fun children's books all about the funny traits of our four-legged friends. This story is about a little girl and her stinky French Bulldog named Finn. He seems to toot no matter what he is doing! Frenchie owners will totally understand and appreciate this book!

Download or read book I Love You with All My Fart written by Phoenix Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make the perfect gift for anyone You love ! Enjoy this Cute & Funny Notebook. Click the cover to reveal what's inside! About this book: ♥Beautifully designed cover & interior ♥100 lined pages (heart images in the upper left corner) ♥6x9 inches ♥Printed on high quality solid white paper. Put a SMILE on your Beloved One face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!

Download or read book Frenchie Kisses written by Amanda Jones and published by Berkley Hardcover. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the premier animal photographers in the U.S. showcases the spirit of the French Bulldog.

Download or read book Walter Does His Best written by Eva Pilgrim and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does it mean to be a good neighbor? From Central Park to Broadway to Times Square, Walter the French Bulldog is on a mission of kindness in this hilarious dog adventure story from ABC's Good Morning America's Eva Pilgrim. Walter's heart is full of kindness, but this little dog's efforts to help his neighbors don't go as planned. Journalist Eva Pilgrim's charming narrative and Jessica Gibson's vibrant illustrations make Walter Does His Best a wonderful way to introduce kids ages 4-8 to new adventures in kindness. This beautiful jacketed hardcover encourages children to look for opportunities to be kind affirms that everyone makes mistakes appeals to kids' enjoyment of animals celebrates authors of color can be read aloud for story time or enjoyed as an independent read introduces kids to New York City landmarks in a fun, colorful way! Join Walter for a jaunt through Central Park, inside a Broadway theater, onto subway cars, through the Rockefeller Center gardens, and all the way to Coney Island as he tries his very, messy best to be a good dog--and learns that what matters most is the love you share with others every day.

Download or read book French Bulldog The French Bulldog Bible written by Susanne Saben and published by DYM Worldwide Publishers. This book was released on 2017-02-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Very specific to the Frenchie - not just generic dog info- has been hard to find elsewhere." - Tom Laswick, Phoenix, AZ.- "Hilarious pictures and the in-depth - Frenchie specific practical and creative tips... the author sure knows a lot!"- Jessica Stanton, Atlanta, GA.- "Really great guide with refreshing and fun writing style- and has saved me a lot of money already- Love my Frenchies!" - Tess Macallister, Northampton, England.- FRENCH BULLDOG: THE FRENCH BULLDOG BIBLE is everything you need to know about French Bulldogs! Everything is covered: -This one-stop resource will help you to care for, train, & build a successful partnership with your French Bulldog, & makes a great gift for new French Bulldog owners.- -Canine author Susanne Saben has produced the most in-depth & up-to-date book yet on the French Bulldog yet. The 130 pages are easy to read & packed full of practical info & French Bulldog breeders' tips on everything you need to know about getting to know, caring for & living with the incredibly cute French Bulldog! For French Bulldog Puppies - You'll Learn:- -How to prepare Your Home for the French Bulldog- -What to do when Your French Bulldog puppy first arrives- -French Bulldog Sleeping Arrangements- -Getting through the first week with the French Bulldog- -French Bulldog Exercise - how much and what type -Crate training for your French Bulldog- -French Bulldog Housetraining- -French Bulldog Socialization - what does it mean and how to do it right- -French Bulldog Training and Obedience- -How to avoid the missteps which could make Your French Bulldog's personality not turn out right.- -French Bulldog: The French Bulldog Bible is full of tried-and-tested personalized advice on what to expect & all aspects of life with your French Bulldog- For anyone who hasn't chosen their French Bulldog yet there is:- -French Bulldog variations and color patterns.- -French Bulldog hybrids and how to tell purebred from mixes- -French Bulldog Personality vs Other Competing Breeds- -French Bulldog Breeders- What to look for (and to AVOID!- "this alone is worth the purchase price")- -Where NOT to Buy a French Bulldog- -How to Pick a Healthy French Bulldog Puppy or French Bulldog Adult- -French Bulldog Temperament: Quickly understanding the Temperament of the exact French Bulldog You're considering- -French Bulldog Socialization: Preventing Anti-Social Behavior- -Learn about French Bulldog Food- What breeders recommend, Feeding Puppies, Raw Diets, Avoiding Food Allergies, Understanding Dog Food Labels, & Feeding Older Dogs.- -French Bulldog Health In Depth-: including Ears, Skin, Allergies, Spaying, Neutering, Vaccinations- -French Bulldog common illnesses and how to avoid them!- -Renowned world expert advice on grooming & caring for the French Bulldog coat & skin, and the BEST activities to make them shine!- So what are You waiting for? Click the Add to Cart Button Now on the Top Right of This Page- to get Yours Now and discover what makes the French Bulldog so great! -PS: This is not a run-of-the-mill French Bulldog book... it is for true French Bulldog lovers- full of real world advice on how to make the most of your French Bulldog's life and journey together!- " Click the Add to Cart Button Now on the Top Right of This Page- to get Yours Now!-

Download or read book French Bulldogs Owners Guide from Puppy to Old Age written by Alex Seymour and published by Dog Experts. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Expert dog whisperer, trainer and owner, Alex Seymour, writes in a fun and entertaining way about French Bulldogs while packing the book full of useful hints and tips."--

Download or read book Not That Kind of Guy written by Andie J. Christopher and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An office attraction becomes something more when they're off the clock in this delightful romantic comedy by the USA Today bestselling author of Not the Girl You Marry. State attorney Bridget Nolan is successful in all aspects of her life—except romance. After breaking up with her longtime boyfriend, she's been slow to reenter the dating scene. To be honest, she has more important things to do like putting bad guys behind bars. But with her brother's wedding right around the corner, she suddenly needs a date and fast. Lucky for Bridget, the legal intern is almost done with his program. Matt Kido is dumbstruck by Bridget—total love at first sight—but there's one problem. She's totally off-limits while she's his boss. But the moment he no longer reports to her, Matt decides to take a chance. An impulsive decision takes them to Las Vegas where, as the saying goes, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless you put a ring on it.

Download or read book The Year of the Dogs written by Vincent J. Musi and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an opera-loving Labrador to a tooting bulldog, a chronicle of the character and personality of everyday dogs from a National Geographic photographer. Discover the stunning collection of photographs that shows the majesty, playfulness, and joy that is man’s best friend: As a National Geographic photographer, taking pictures of lions, tigers, and bears was a regular day’s work for Vincent Musi, but in 2017 he gave himself a new challenge: dogs. Using the same lighting and photographic techniques he uses for his National Geographic photography, Musi spent a year shooting portraits of dogs and compiling them into a book complete with all of the tail wags, wet noses, and dogs of all shapes and sizes. With delightful and informative bios displayed next to each portrait, The Year of the Dogs will have you entertained and doggedly coming back for more. “This gorgeous tribute to man’s best friend is the perfect gift for the dog-lover in your life—or anyone who needs to be convinced that dogs have just as much personality as humans.” —The Pioneer Woman “You’ve probably seen work by Vincent Musi before. He’s a regular National Geographic photographer and his work has covered topics like volcanoes, illegal immigration, global warming, hurricanes and the like. His latest book, though, is quite different in subject matter. It’s a book about dogs—your average pet pooch—and it’s fabulous . . . Paging through the book is a delight.” —Photo District News “For the dog lover who also loves photography, you can’t go wrong with this coffee table book from photographer Vincent J. Musi.” —InStyle (Holiday Gift Pick)

Download or read book Gaston written by Kelly DiPucchio and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bulldog and a poodle learn that family is about love, not appearances in this adorable doggy tale from New York Times bestselling author Kelly DiPucchio and illustrator Christian Robinson. This is the story of four puppies: Fi-Fi, Foo-Foo, Ooh-La-La, and Gaston. Gaston works the hardest at his lessons on how to be a proper pooch. He sips—never slobbers! He yips—never yaps! And he walks with grace—never races! Gaston fits right in with his poodle sisters. But a chance encounter with a bulldog family in the park—Rocky, Ricky, Bruno, and Antoinette—reveals there’s been a mix-up, and so Gaston and Antoinette switch places. The new families look right…but they don’t feel right. Can these puppies follow their noses—and their hearts—to find where they belong?

Download or read book All about Frenchie the Ultimate Guide written by Frenchie Shop and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-06 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Owning a French Bulldog can be exciting but what is even more exciting is caring for them the best way possible. Not every dog owner knows what to do or how to react when their dog falls sick or acts in a funny manner that sometimes leaves you frustrated. We understand that every French Bulldog has its own peculiarity and this has helped us to advise as well as educate Frenchie lovers on what to expect from their Frenchie buddies. We decided to come up with a French Bulldog Guide named "All about French Bulldog" which contains every bit of information you need to know about your Frenchie. This is the best guide ever that is suitable for everybody both new and experienced Frenchie owners. The 250 pages are packed with common issues that are experienced by Frenchies which we have carefully outlined together with practical solutions so you are properly groomed on how to take care of your Frenchie throughout its lifetime. You will also learn how best to respond to general issues that are associated with Frenchies such as depression, allergies, infection, vomiting, stomach aches, dieting and calories intake. All these and more are what we discussed in this book which helps you to administer safety treatments to your Frenchie first before getting to the vet.This is definitely your go-to-guide each time you want to learn a new trick or solve a puzzle about your Frenchie. Every single page in this book is a good value for your money's worth and being well informed about your French Bulldog is worth the time and effort put into reading through the pages while you are sipping your wine and taking popcorn. We all love our buddies and there is no better way to take care of them than knowing what to do and sticking to your guts that you are doing the right thing. Get this today, and be a better Frenchie mom or Dad.

Download or read book The Best Days Are Dog Days written by Aaron Meshon and published by Dial Books. This book was released on 2016-04-12 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From playtime to naptime, a dog and his girl do everything together as they spend the day exploring their neighborhood with the girl's mother and father.

Download or read book Marcel written by Eda Akaltun and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marcel, a French Bulldog, is a New Yorker through and through--he and his human know the best spots, especially in downtown Manhattan. But when a new human suddenly enters their lives at Central Park, they're spending all their time in uptown! Everything is changing and it looks like this new human isn't going anywhere. Why couldn't everything stay as it was? Why did things have to change? Find out what happens between this Frenchie and the new human in his life in a story where change can be good and bring new adventures! This touching picture book is a nice way to help a child understand a parent's new partner or spouse.

Download or read book Bark of Night written by David Rosenfelt and published by Minotaur Books. This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Bark of Night is a treat, especially for those who love thrillers and dogs.” — Associated Press The next novel in David Rosenfelt’s witty, heartfelt mystery series featuring lawyer Andy Carpenter and his faithful golden retriever, Tara. When defense lawyer Andy Carpenter’s veterinarian asks to speak to him privately at the checkup of his golden retriever, Tara, the last thing Andy expects is Truman. Tiny, healthy, French bulldog Truman was dropped off days ago with instructions to be euthanized by a man everyone thought was his owner. But now the owner is nowhere to be found. Andy is furious. Who would want to euthanize a perfectly healthy dog with no explanation? He is willing to whisk Truman away to the Tara Foundation, the dog-rescue organization which is Andy’s true passion. They will find a home for Truman. But that’s not all the vet tells Andy. Thanks to Truman’s chip, it’s discovered that the man wasn’t Truman’s owner at all . . . Truman's real owner has been murdered. It’s now up to Andy – with help from his loyal sidekick Tara, Truman and the rest of the gang – to solve this case. In the latest in the popular Andy Carpenter mystery series, David Rosenfelt’s charmingly clever wit and love of dogs are back and better than ever.

Download or read book Little Lola Frenchie Loves Bathtime written by Stefanie Trenholme and published by Little Lola Frenchie Holdings LLC. This book was released on 2022 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by an adorable and funny French Bulldog named Lola-who has a love for baths. Enjoy Lola's antics as you peek into her bath routine and meet her pink duckie too.