Download or read book The Official Democrat Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Official Democrat Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book More the Official Democrat Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 5 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Official Democrat Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1978 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Reasons to Vote for Democrats written by Michael J. Knowles and published by Threshold Editions. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the book that Donald Trump called “a great book for your reading enjoyment!” The most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is a political treatise sure to stand the test of time. A must-have addition to any political observer's coffee table. *** Lefty lawyers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1,235 words.
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Democrat Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of democrat jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Democrat Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of democrat jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one democrat joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many democrat jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do democrats wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An democrat and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The democrat turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the democrat.The democrat's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the democrat who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do democrats laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book The Official Democrats Are Such a Joke Book written by Mike Hunt and published by . This book was released on 2011-06-27 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Politics can be a dirty business, so sometimes it's a good idea to lighten up! Anthony Weiner. Barack Obama. Bill and Hillary Clinton. Nancy Pelosi. The list of Democrat politicians who have provided fodder for pundits and late night comedians is almost endless! Conservatives will delight in these jokes, and all but the most humorless of liberals will have to admit some of these jokes are pretty darn funny!
Download or read book The Complete Book of Reasons to Vote Democrat written by Hugh Jass and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE COMPLETE BOOK OF REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT by Dr. Hugh Jass If you take every reason to vote for Democrats, it would fill an entire book... an empty book! This gag gift makes a hilarious present for any conservative Republican who is tired of liberal snowflakes and their tears. This 6" x 9" blank book also serves as a journal and has 100 pages. DETAILS: 6" x 9" 100 white pages Lined Journal paper Makes a hilarious gag gift for a white elephant party Click brand name to find more political joke books.
Download or read book The Progressive Democrat Joke Book written by Des MacHale and published by . This book was released on 1986-01-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Unofficial Liberal Joke Book written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Best Ideas from the Democratic Party Over the Past 100 Years written by Nate Roberts and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-10-27 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a Republican who's fed up with the Democrats? Do you have countless disagreements with family, friends or that annoying Democrat from across the aisle? Well, if so, this book is for you (to give to them)! End the discussion once and for all and get the last laugh. You'll enjoy the look on their face when they receive this book and realize there are over 100 pages of blank space, proving just how many good ideas the Democrats have had over the past 100 years. None! Whether giving it as a gift, leaving it on your coffee table or desk at work or simply using the space to write down some actual good ideas, you'll always have the last laugh. More “books” at www.laughoutloudbooks.com
Download or read book Dumb Democrats written by Mad Comedy and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-02 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the comic geniuses at Mad Comedy comes a collection of hilarious jokes mocking the political left. Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Communists, Democrats -- no matter what they call themselves, we just call them funny! The Bedbugs Bedbugs appeared in the Democrat National Committee headquarters. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a junior congresswoman but the de facto head of the Democrat party, summoned an expert on insects and asked him how to get rid of bedbugs. The expert said, "There is only one proven way to get rid of bedbugs: Socialism." "Socialism?" asked the befuddled Congresswoman. "Yes," says the expert, nodding, "If you turn them into Socialists, half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."
Download or read book The Truth about Democrats written by Dick Taters and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Truth About Democrats Gag Blank Book is the perfect prank joke gift or present for any Democrat or Republican, man or woman that talks politics, president and government all the time! This book is 6x9 and is made up of 120 BLANK pages, referencing that there is "No..".. "Truth About Democrats"! The Gag Blank Books are useful as a coffee table book left out for others to get a laugh again and again or as a notebook, journal, doodling or for any other use of blank pages you see fit! Enjoy! The Truth About Democrats is a great gift for family and friends, political gag, birthday gag, office or retirement gift. See our other titles at our website at http: //www.GagBlankBooks.com
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Christian Democrat Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Christian Democrat jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Christian Democrat Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Christian Democrat Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Christian Democrat joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Christian Democrat jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Christian Democrats wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Christian Democrat and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Christian Democrat brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Christian Democrat who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Christian Democrats laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Download or read book Union written by Jordan Blashek and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two friends—a Democrat and a Republican—travel across America "on a deeply personal journey through the heart of a divided nation . . . to find growth, hope and fundamental strength in their own lives" (Bob Woodward) and the country they love, in good times and bad. In the year before Donald Trump was elected president, Jordan Blashek, a Republican Marine, and Chris Haugh, a Democrat and son of a single mother from Berkeley, CA, formed an unlikely friendship. Jordan was fresh off his service in the Marines and feeling a bit out of place at Yale Law School. Chris was yearning for a sense of mission after leaving Washington D.C. Over the months, Jordan and Chris's friendship blossomed not in spite of, but because of, their political differences. So they decided to hit the road in search of reasons to strengthen their bond in an era of strife and partisanship. What follows is a three-year adventure story, across forty-four states and along 20,000 miles of road to find out exactly where the American experiment stands at the close of the second decade of the twenty-first century. In their search, Jordan and Chris go from the tear gas-soaked streets of a Trump rally in Phoenix, Arizona to the Mexican highways running between Tijuana and Juarez. They witness the full scope of American life, from lobster trawlers and jazz clubs of Portland and New Orleans to the streets of Tulsa, Oklahoma and the prisons of Detroit, where former addicts and inmates painstakingly put their lives back together. Union is a road narrative, a civics lesson, and an unforgettable window into one epic friendship. We ride along with Jordan and Chris for the whole journey, listening in on front-seat arguments and their conversations with Americans from coast to coast. We also peer outside the car to understand America's hot-button topics, including immigration, mass incarceration, and the military-civilian divide. And by the time Jordan and Chris kill the engine for the last time, they answer one of the most pressing questions of our time: How far apart are we really?
Download or read book You Know You re a Republican Democrat If written by Frank Benjamin and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This updated laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own. You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If... You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president. You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom. You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously. You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland. You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If.. You're really, really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president. Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were tickedoff when your retirement investments tanked. For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking!
Download or read book It s Time to Fight Dirty written by David M. Faris and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2018 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The American electoral system is clearly failing more horrifically in the 2016 presidential election than ever before. In It's Time to Fight Dirty, David Faris expands on his popular series for 'The Week' to offer party leaders and supporters concrete strategies for lasting political reform - and in doing so lays the groundwork for a more progressive future. With equal parts playful irreverence and persuasive reasoning, It's Time to Fight Dirty is essential reading as we head toward the 2018 midterms... and beyond.
