Download or read book The Little Book of Football Jokes written by Joe King and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Download or read book The Tiny Book of Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an aspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this book contains all you ever need to know about this great British sport. Sick as a parrot because you're team lost again? This brilliant collection of the very best football jokes will soon have you smiling.
Download or read book Football Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.
Download or read book Football Jokes and Riddles written by Matt Christopher and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.
Download or read book Football Joke Book written by Clive Gifford and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have a laugh this World Cup with this fantastically funny collection of football jokes. With jokes galore, puns, one liners, visual gags and play on words, this book will have your friends, family and even pets laughing!
Download or read book 3650 Jokes Puns and Riddles written by Charles Foxgrover and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2009-08-26 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.
Download or read book Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book written by Dave Bromage and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!
Download or read book The Football Jokes and Quiz Book for Kids written by M. Prefontaine and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-31 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun book for football mad kids. Loads of jokes and fun and a tough Premier League quiz to test themselves and their family and friends on their favourite League
Download or read book Little Football written by Brad Herzog and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2011-08-11 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now even the smallest of fans can enjoy a book about their favorite sport. Rhyming riddles accompanied by colorful artwork help introduce the game's simplest, most basic elements.
Download or read book Football Jokes and Riddles written by Matt Christopher and published by Little Brown & Company. This book was released on 1997 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.
Download or read book Sport Illustrated Kids Football Jokes written by Blake Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of FOOTBALL jokes, riddles, and memes! With grid-iron one-liners like "Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have FOOTBALL fans rolling in the stadium aisles.
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Jokes written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1996 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like junk-food snacks, this biggest little collection of jokes has so many irresistible chuckles that we can't laugh at just one... Tourist (to farmer): Lived here all your life? Farmer: Not yet. Father: Bonnie, please take the dog out and give him some air. Bonnie: Sure, Dad. Where's the nearest gas station? Enjoy jokes about teachers, parents, brothers and sisters, doctors and patients, Martians and earthlings. And groaner book-and-author lists (Sport Injuries by Charlie Hawes; Cookouts Italian Style. Plus tongue twisters, shaggy dogs, first dates, and yes, Waiter, There's a Fly in My Soup jokes. 352 pages, 218 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.
Download or read book The Mini Jokiest Joke Book written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the geologist quit? Because rocks were too hard. The hysterical Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went pint-sized! Gut-busting one-liners, knock-knocks, puns, and riddles from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s the perfect joke book to have everyone in stitches any place at any time! The Mini Jokiest Joke Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!
Download or read book The World s Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Trafalgar Square Publishing. This book was released on 1996-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an aspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this joke book contains all you ever needed to know about the trials, tribulations and hilarities of football.
Download or read book The Invisible Boy written by Hazel Townson and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gary suspects he is turning invisible and blames the door-key he has to wear round his neck. Could it be a magic key? He decides to hide so that people will have to search and find him, thus proving that he isn't invisible after all. But first there are one or two problems in the way, such as a mysterious box of chocolates, a bloodstained body in an amusement arcade, a space-ship and an alien on the headland, all of which turn Gary's flight into a nightmare.
Download or read book Matt Christopher s Football Jokes and Riddles written by Matt Christopher and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-12-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football bloopers, puzzlers, fun facts, and wacky stories -- Matt Christopher, the number-one sports writer for kids, scores a touchdown with this zany collection for fans of pigskin-tossing, gridiron-hitting action! Packed with laugh-out-loud illustrations, this book will make even the toughest linebacker smile.
