Download or read book The Best Of Pinoy Jokes 2 written by Various and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book The Best Of Pinoy Jokes written by Various and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book Patawang Pinoy written by and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Pinoy Comic Jokes 2 written by Jim Jimenez and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book Jokes Collection 2 written by Tatay Jobo Elizes and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-06-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mental case - Psychiatrist: Let me analyze your problem, so perhaps you should start at the beginning. Patient: All right, in the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth. . . + + + Medicines - ala pinoy - Mga mister, pag meron karandaman si Misis, simple medicines lang ang kailangan: kispirin at yakapsul. Pag hindi pa gumaling, try biogesex. + + + Happiest Man - A couple lying in bed one night. The wife turn to the husband, smiled and said: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world." The man replied: Really? When are you leaving? + + + Smell - Ang sense of smell ng bulag ay very sensitive, dahil bulag siya at iyon lang ang kanyang talent. Pag dinala mo ang isang bulag sa wet market, alam niya ang smell ng bigas, ng mga prutas, at meat products. Pero pag dinala mo siya sa fish section, ang una niyang salita, ay "Good morning, Girls!"

Download or read book The Greatest Collection of the Best Green Pilipino Jokes written by Arturo B. Rodriguez and published by Arturo B Rodriguez. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Essays from the Nick of Time written by Mark Slouka and published by Graywolf Press. This book was released on 2010-10-26 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of prophetic essays from one of the sharpest practitioners of the form Mark Slouka writes from a particular vantage point, one invoked by Thoreau, who wished "to improve the nick of time . . . to stand on the meeting of two eternities, the past and future." At this bewildering convergence, Slouka asks us to consider what it means to be human and what we must revive, or reject, in order to retain our humanity in the modern world. Collected over fifteen years, these essays include fascinating explorations of the relationship between memory and history and the nature of "tragedy" in a media-driven culture; meditations on the transcendent "wisdom" of the natural world and the role of silence in an age of noise; and arguments in defense of the political value of leisure time and the importance of the humanities in an age defined by the language of science and industry. Written in Slouka's supple and unerring prose, celebratory, critical, and passionate, Essays from the Nick of Time reawakens us to the moment and place in which we find ourselves, caught between the fading presence of the past and the neon lure of the future.

Download or read book The Best Of Clean Pilipino Jokes written by Arturo B. Rodriguez and published by Arturo B Rodriguez. This book was released on 2007-06 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Dad How Do I written by Rob Kenney and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Like the YouTube channel, this is a touching yet informative guide for those seeking fatherly advice, or even a few good dad jokes.” — Library Journal

Download or read book Medical Jokes Humour written by CLIFFORD SAWHNEY and published by V&S Publishers. This book was released on 2012-11-15 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While many Indian joke books are jokes themselves, this book avoids the pitfalls by its professional approach towards compilation, rewriting and editing. The book comprises the world's best adult medical jokes, quips, quotes and humour. Bold and bawdy lines that don't make it between the covers of joke books in India make an appearance here. Unlike many joke books that are a start-to-finish affair without categorisation, this book is divided into 21 chapters that facilitate easy reading. The chapters include: Nurses, Surgeons, Gynaecologists, Sex Therapists, Viagra, AIDS, Veterinarians, Optometrists, Limericks, Wisecracks and a Medical Glossary, amongst others. This book is not meant for those whose sensibilities are easily hurt or people with an ill-developed sense of humour. But for those who love non-vegetarian fare of medical humour, this book is just what the doctor prescribed! #v&spublishers

Download or read book The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Filipino jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Filipino joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Filipino jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Filipinos wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Filipino and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Filipino brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Filipino who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Filipinos laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.

Download or read book Pinoy comic jokes written by Art Columna and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book THE MAKING OF THE PORKCHOP DUO written by Romeo “Choppy” Vargas and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-21 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This memoir paints a nostalgic portrait of the life and times of the young Choppy as he stumbled upon Porky, together creating the legendary comic tandem in the Philippines called Porkchop Duo. For thirty years, the Porkchop Duo entertained generations of Filipinos with their iconic brand of stand-up comedy, travelling to 34 countries as “Showbiz Ambassadors of Good Will” and bringing laughter and fun to countless homesick Overseas Filipino Workers across the world. Told with unyielding candor and wit, Choppy recounts his days: from being a poor Tondo boy in between jobs to make a living, a youth leader keeping a dual personality to ironically conceal his shenanigans, to a young family man winning over his personal battles—inspirations that were to become materials for their much-celebrated repertoire of rib-tickling jokes. Choppy gives us a glimpse of the landscape of the Philippine stand-up comedy, how they found their way in, and broke new grounds. He reveals how they peddled an epic idea that would make them pioneers of comedy albums in the Philippines, eventually making stand-up comedy a household name for entertainment. Then he tells a moving story of grief, when his father, and shortly his partner, Porky, died, and tells how he unremittingly continues the legacy of the Porkchop Duo despite the odds. This unprecedented Autobiographical Joke Book packed with almost 100 jokes will surely take you back to the Porkchop Duo’s world-renowned performances.

Download or read book The Best Orthodontic Joke Book written by Colby Gage and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-21 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The orthodontists are back, offering up their favorite "Dad" jokes to make their patients laugh and have a better day - knowing that better days lead to better lives. The Best Orthodontic Joke Book Volume 2, is filled with awesomely bad, rib-tickling jokes in full color; a sure treat for the young, and the young at heart.