Download or read book Robo Snot written by Amy Sparkes and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Little Robot has an itchy nose. "AAAACHOOOO!" Out shoots some sticky, stretchy, gooey green stuff. Soon Little Robot's snot makes him famous. He doesn't want to share it with anyone, but, just as he realises there is such a thing as too much snot, all of the other robots start sneezing too!
Download or read book Mighty Snorter written by J.R. Fortin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you liked the first Mighty Snorter for its uncultivated ways you'll absolutely adore this one. This highly offensive comedy put the villains that nobody talks about to use. Jake, still battling between the struggles between being a cop and a superhero, is now being mentored by an old man, Greg the Grasshopper, whose methods of training are dangerous, unorthodox, and suicidal. Along with many new characters appearances you will also be reacquainted with your favorite heroes and villains. Prepare for the laughs of your life.
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 2 written by Dav Pilkey and published by . This book was released on 2023-03-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when George and Harold thought they were safe - here come the robo-boogers! Disgusting and dangerous crosses between hi-tech wizardry and, well, snot, they're out to take over the world. Have your hankies ready!
Download or read book The Hollow Rasping of an American Nightmare written by Brian Fox and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-02-09 with total page 634 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wide traverse of the world as we know it and as it could be. There is no just end in sight for the characters or author of the story, but there might be a beginning.
Download or read book Robots and the Whole Technology Story written by Glenn Murphy and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-02-26 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's inside a laptop? How can you stuff 1,000 CDs into an MP3 player? Who built the Internet? How smart is the world's smartest robot? How do smartphones and TV remote controls work? The answers to these and other brilliant questions about technology can be found in this funny and fascinating book in the Science Sorted series by Glenn Murphy, bestselling author of Why is Snot Green?. Packed to capacity with megabytes of marvellous information. Robots and the Whole Technology Story explores everything from the first simple engines to the latest gadgets, computers and networks. Discover more funny science with Disgusting Science: Bodies: The Whole Blood-Pumping Story.
Download or read book Uncle John s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-15 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At a whopping 600 absorbing pages, Uncle John pulled out all the stops to make the behemoth Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader the epitome of Throne Room entertainment. Happy birthday, Uncle John! This 20th anniversary edition proves that some things do get better with age. Since 1987, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has led the movement to stand up for those who sit down and read in the bathroom (and everywhere else for that matter). Uncle John’s Triumphant 20th Bathroom Reader is jam-packed with 600 pages of all-new articles (as usual, divided by length for your sitting convenience). In what other single book could you find such a lively mix of surprising trivia, strange lawsuits, dumb crooks, origins of everyday things, forgotten history, quirky quotations, and wacky wordplay? Uncle John rules the world of information and humor, so get ready to be thoroughly entertained as you read about: * The incredible (edible) history of bread * The secret congressional bomb shelter * Farts in the news * The history of the aloha shirt * The real Zorro * The worst city in America * How your taste buds work * It’s the Peanuts story, Charlie Brown And much, much more!
Download or read book Super Schnoz and the Invasion of the Snore Snatchers written by Gary Urey and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2014-09-01 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Andy Whiffler—Super Schnoz—is the world's loudest snorer. His snoring is so thunderous that on most nights it registers a 4.5 on the Richter scale. When his powerful snoring penetrates the atmosphere, the aliens from planet Apnea begin harvesting Super Schnoz’s sleepy-time snuffles to power their civilization and create Robo-Nose, a gigantic metal snout, set to take over the planet. Can Super Schnoz, the Not Right Brothers, and Vivian out-snot the mechanical booger maker?
Download or read book Rise of the Snot Bots written by John Sazaklis and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2023 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angry that the Clean Team was awarded the key to Electropolis, Sludge and his Snot-bots decide to crash the celebration party and muck the city up.
Download or read book Mighty Snorter Volume 1 written by J.R. Fortin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-12-28 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are into highly offensive comedy this is the book for you. Follow Mighty Snorter through his beginning days of becoming a superhero and a cop. If you like snot and six foot villainous robots dancing with banjos, this is a must read. The cops running Los Angeles will stop at nothing to stop crime, once theyre done eating donuts, taking naps, watching television, and playing video games, that is. Mighty Snorter brings a whole new meaning to the word hero.
Download or read book Pop Flies Robo Pets and Other Disasters written by Suzanne Kamata and published by Red Chair Press. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thirteen-year-old Satoshi Matsumoto spent the last three years living in Atlanta where he was the star of his middle-school baseball team—a slugger with pro potential, according to his coach. Now that his father's work in the US has come to an end, he's moved back to his hometown in rural Japan. Living abroad has changed him, and now his old friends in Japan are suspicious of his new foreign ways. Even worse, his childhood foe Shintaro, whose dad has ties to gangsters, is in his homeroom. After he joins his new school's baseball team, Satoshi has a chance to be a hero until he makes a major-league error. "A heart-warming story about a baseball player who learns that teamwork is much more important than being the star of the team. I loved the family dynamics and depiction of life, and especially baseball, in Japan."—Shauna Holyoak, author of Kazu Jones and the Denver Dognappers (Hyperion, 2019) "A story set in Japan rich in details only Kamata, an insider, could share. With ease and respect, she weaves the pressures, agonies, and loyalties of Satoshi's life at home, at school and on a junior high baseball team with the practices and traditions of the game played in Japan. I am a big fan of this middle-grade homerun!"—Annie Donwerth Chikamatsu, award-winning author of Somewhere Among (Atheneum/Caitlyn Dlouhy Books, 2017) "Pop Flies really pops! A lively, fun, easy read that draws you in and keeps you guessing."—Dori Jones Yang, award-winning author of The Forbidden Temptation of Baseball (SparkPress, 2017)
Download or read book Uncle John s Robotica written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the world-wide leader in strange-but-true stories comes a fascinating book full of the marvels of mechanical men, glimpses into tomorrow’s technology…and what happens when machines go mad. It’s a robot invasion! For more than 25 years, the writers at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have had a soft spot in their hearts for all things robotic. From the promise of artificial intelligence making the world a better place to the threat of an android apocalypse, we never get tired of reading about robots. They perform surgery, traverse the surface of Mars, and even cook a perfect steak…until they malfunction and chase after their human creators. Uncle John’s Robotica will stimulate your humor sensors with hundreds of incredible stories about robots from the past, the present…and the future. Prepare to be assimilated as you read about... • Robotic suits…controlled by monkeys • The robot that can rebuild itself • The world’s first robot • Pop-culture robots (such as the mecha-Michael Jackson with laser-shooting eyes) • Robotic roaches that herd real cockroaches • Microscopic nanobots that heal you before you know you’re sick • Garbage-eating robots • What are the actual chances of a Terminator-style robot war? And much, much more!
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part Two written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2014-01-09 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when George and Harold thought they'd saved the world again - Here come the Robo-Boogers! Disgusting and dangerous robots made of SNOT, they will cover the whole earth in a river of green and gluey bogey. It's lucky that Captain Underpants is standing by, with the power of underwear on his side and his hankie to hand!
Download or read book Landed on Black written by Zach Fortier and published by SteeleSkark press. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Landed on Black is about the reality that every cop comes to realize. After you have been on the job long enough you realize that nothing is how it seems. Your circle of people that you can trust...really trust, gets smaller every year and you start to question your own sanity/ Could everyone you know be this messed up? Is it really possible that you missed all the facades and the ruses that people kept up? Before I started working as a cop I was and careful about whom I chose to associate with. Now it seems everywhere I look I recognize the potential for being double crossed and betrayed. Landed On Black is about the toll that reality took on my life.
Download or read book Voodoo Robo Chili written by S. Ron Mars and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2018-12-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Voodoo Robot Chili is a humorous, military science fiction novel. The story takes place in a far-flung but way-too-probable future, chockfull of zany characters who could be Satan’s poster children for massive brain stem damage. Using the Iran Contra scandal as a template for the belligerence, malice, and self-serving behavior of our not-so distant descendants (which serves us right for not making better use of birth control), it’s a satirical look at politics past, present, future and possibly sideways. But don’t expect too much philosophy. Don’t expect ANY philosophy. If you do…well, don’t read the book. Note, the publisher didn’t say don’t BUY the book. Just don’t read it…uhm…and/or adjust your expectations accordingly if you take a peek.
Download or read book Aliens Ate My Homework written by Matthew S. Cox and published by Division Zero Press. This book was released on 2022-06-09 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kelly Donovan wants to save the Earth from aliens, but her plan has a serious snag—she needs to do it before bedtime. It’s been a few weeks since the Nolmek scattered giant crystals around the world that unintentionally gave some people super powers. They also nearly eliminated war and shared technology to solve famine, drought, and pollution, so pretty much everyone loves them. Alas, the aliens didn’t visit Earth purely out of kindness. They needed a primitive species to enslave. Kelly discovers they’re speeding up their plans, already abducting people from the super-prison right out from under the cops’ noses, the same prison her mad-scientist father is stuck in. She’s desperate to protect him, but unfortunately, no one is willing to believe the Nolmek could be bad guys. Worse, they know she’s on to them. If she can’t find proof of the aliens’ plan, stop the invasion, and be in bed before nine, she faces worse than the enslavement of humanity—she’ll be grounded.
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 2 The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo Boogers Color Edition Captain Underpants 7 written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bionic boogers return in the seventh book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! George and Harold thought they were beyond boogers. Their new pet, Sulu the Bionic Hamster, had defeated the Bionic Booger Boy, and through the wonders of science, Melvin Sneedly had been brought back to normal (well, almost normal). It looked like their last adventure was actually going to have a happy ending... except for one thing (well, three things) -- the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers. Now George, Harold, and their buddies are on the run -- with the Robo-Boogers in hot, gooey pursuit! Will the boys get away from these gross globs, or will Sulu have to save the day again?
Download or read book Captain Underpants Three Outstandingly Outrageous Outings in One Books 7 9 written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One bumper book with three times the wedgie power! Bind-up of three best-selling titles featuring everyone's favourite super-hero, including: Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2 Captain Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple Potty People Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers
