Download or read book Pinoy Comic Jokes 1 written by Art Columna & Joe Sabroso and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book Pinoy comic jokes written by Art Columna and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Pinoy comic jokes written by Jim Jimenez and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Jokes Collection written by Tatay Jobo Elizes and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-15 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter matters a lot! Nothing beats Filipino jokes. Even the best stand-up comic cannot recall jokes. This joke book is necessary tool to recall jokes handily. Jokes are for all occasions and for all people in all walks of life. Jokes remove cares and concerns. They make you forget your problems. People who tell jokes become the life of the party. Anybody for that matter can become a comic by just reading from this book. Sample: Tanong: Forgetful ba ang mister mo? Sagot: Aba, oo, minsan, akala niya siya ang head of the family. Another sample: Wife: Darling, you remnd me of Don Juan the great lover. Husband: Talaga, bakit? Wife: Kasi matagal na siyang patay. Actually, these jokes are recycled or modified jokes retold many times in the past and openly distributed in the internet. Jokes are sometimes hard to recall. This is a tribute to all writers and composers of jokes to make the world a better place to live in.

Download or read book The Best Of Pinoy Jokes written by Various and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Filipino jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Filipino joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Filipino jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Filipinos wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Filipino and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Filipino brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Filipino who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Filipinos laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book Pinoy Capital written by Benito Vergara and published by Temple University Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Home to 33,000 Filipino American residents, Daly City, California, located just outside of San Francisco, has been dubbed “the Pinoy Capital of the United States.” In this fascinating ethnographic study of the lives of Daly City residents, Benito Vergara shows how Daly City has become a magnet for the growing Filipino American community. Vergara challenges rooted notions of colonialism here, addressing the immigrants’ identities, connections and loyalties. Using the lens of transnationalism, he looks at the “double lives” of both recent and established Filipino Americans. Vergara explores how first-generation Pinoys experience homesickness precisely because Daly City is filled with reminders of their homeland’s culture, like newspapers, shops and festivals. Vergara probes into the complicated, ambivalent feelings these immigrants have—toward the Philippines and the United States—and the conflicting obligations they have presented by belonging to a thriving community and yet possessing nostalgia for the homeland and people they left behind.

Download or read book Pinoy Punchlines written by Magdalena and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-10-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Indulge in the laughter and joy of Filipino humor with "Pinoy Punchlines," a delightful compilation of side-splitting jokes, witty one-liners, and humorous anecdotes that will leave you in stitches. From classic tales featuring beloved characters like 'Juan' and 'Pedro' to clever commentaries on everyday Pinoy life, this book offers a diverse range of humor that captures the heart and soul of Filipino comedy. Whether you're a proud Filipino seeking to revel in your culture's wit or an international reader eager to explore the world of Filipino humor, "Pinoy Punchlines" has something for everyone. This book is the perfect companion for light-hearted moments, gatherings with friends and family, or simply brightening your day with a dose of laughter. The jokes within its pages are not only entertaining but also a testament to the Philippines' vibrant comedic tradition. Join in on the fun and discover why Filipino humor is loved worldwide. With "Pinoy Punchlines" in hand, you'll always have a reason to smile, chuckle, and share a good laugh. Grab your copy today and embark on a hilarious journey through the rich tapestry of Filipino jokes. Laughter is universal, and "Pinoy Punchlines" is here to prove it!

Download or read book Mixed Plate written by Jo Koy and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-03-23 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stunning, hilarious memoir from beloved comedian Jo Koy, “far and away one of the funniest people out there” (Chelsea Handler). Mixed Plate illuminates the burning drive and unique humor that make Jo Koy one of today’s most successful comedians. Includes never-before-seen photos. Well guys, here it is—my story. A funny, sad, at times pathetic but also kick-ass tale of how a half-Filipino, half-white kid whose mom thought (and still thinks) his career goal was to become a clown became a success. Not an overnight success, because that would have made for a really short read, but an All-American success who could give my immigrant mom the kind of life she hoped for when she came to this country, and my son the kind of life I wished I’d had as a kid. With all the details of what it felt like to get the doors closed in my face, to grind it out on the road with my arsenal of dick jokes, and how my career finally took off once I embraced the craziness of my family, which I always thought was uniquely Filipino but turns out is as universal as it gets. In this book, I’ll take you behind the mic, behind the curtain—OK, way behind it. From growing up with a mom who made me dance like Michael Jackson at the Knights of Columbus, to some real dark stuff, the stuff we don’t talk about often enough as immigrants. Mental health, poverty, drinking. And show you the path to my American Dream. Which was paved with a lot of failure, department store raffle tickets to win free color televisions, bad jokes, old VHS tapes, a motorcycle my mom probably still hates, the only college final I aced (wasn’t math), and getting my first laugh on stage. There’s photo evidence of it all here, too. In this book, I get serious about my funny. And I want to make you laugh a little while I do it. I’m like Hawaii’s favorite lunch—the mixed plate. Little bit of this, a little bit of that. My book Mixed Plate is too.

Download or read book Trese Vol 1 Murder on Balete Drive written by Budjette Tan and published by Ablaze. This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "When the sun sets in the city of Manila, don't you dare make a wrong turn and end up in that dimly-lit side of the metro, where blood-sucking aswang run the most-wanted kidnapping rings, where gigantic kapre are the kingpins of crime, and magical engkantos slip through the cracks and steal your most precious possessions. When crime takes a turn for the weird, the police call Alexandra Trese"--Back cover.

Download or read book Philippine Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1930 with total page 838 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Invincible Iron Man Volume 2 written by and published by Marvel. This book was released on 2012-01-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's outrun Norman Osborn, and kept the database of superhuman secret identities safe and secure. But in doing so, Tony Stark has lost just about everything: his armor, his power - even his very mind. Now, at his absolute lowest point, it will take Tony's last reservoir of will - and a band of brothers including Thor, Captain America, War Machine and Black Widow - to keep from losing it all and sow the seeds for a brighter tomorrow. Stark Industries' arms-manufacturing days are over: Tony's new company, Stark Resilient, is bringing modern tech to the masses without bringing innocent people to their knees. But there's a competitor on the scene, a mother/daughter team with a very familiar name ready to pick up the slack with an armor called Detroit Steel. They've started a deadly game of international intrigue that will bring one of Iron Man's deadliest foes back into the fray - but for the Hammer girls, that was merely the opening salvo. With War Machine grounded by the Pentagon, Pepper missing the RT-charged heart that made her Rescue and Tony's Resilient team struggling to put their clean-energy tech into production, they're about to up the ante. Now, Iron Man's going to find out just what "resilient" really means. Collecting INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #20-33.

Download or read book Elmer written by and published by SLG Publishing. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jake Gallo, an intelligent chicken, returns to the farm where his father, Elmer, one of the first sentient chickens, is dying, where he reads Elmer's diary and talks to the man who protected his parents before chickens were declared human.

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Download or read book Funny How Life Works written by Michael Jr. and published by Inprov Media. This book was released on 2021-03-02 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny How Life Works is a behind-the-scenes look at the life and career of comedian Michael Jr. Infused with the same laugh-out-loud humor and practical wisdom that define his stand-up acts, Michael shares a collection of stories meant to inspire readers to embrace their purpose--their "punchline."

Download or read book Manix Abrera s 12 written by Manix Abrera and published by Ablaze Publishing. This book was released on 2022-08-17 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed Filipino cartoonist and three-time National Book Awardee Manix Abrera, with ABLAZE, are proud to present his graphic novel "12". Twelve remarkable stories, weird and surreal, thought-provoking yet funny, sometimes disturbing, others terrifying, but nonetheless always enchanting. Twelve genuinely touching stories, all drawn in Manix’s engaging style, devoid of words but communicating loudly. Each story with its own charm, and intriguing twists – a young man spends his entire life searching for answers but shock awaits when he finally gets that eureka moment; someone finds love that unexpectedly finds somebody else; two men argue over who goes first on an escalator; a mother and daughter fight over a cockroach; a drunk man urinates on a tree and gets a big surprise – making you wonder how these mundane plots can turn out bizarrely, prompting you to reflect and crave for more! What is the meaning of life? Is finding happiness worth it when you lose what really matters the most? Would you even know what matters the most? Embrace pain and sorrow. Hope for love and will for hope. Manix Abrera’s 12 breaks all language barriers, cutting straight to your soul, touching your heart in ways you cannot imagine.

Download or read book Why Buddhism The Evil of Religion written by Joseph T. Arellano and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2004-07-08 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This work supports the proposition that the eradication of religion will make us live as one, and there is only one way to remove religion and that is to remove the need for it. Armed only with reason, this work will prove that due to ignorance religion is just an invention to fill a need. This work has three segments. The first explores - from the point of view of a Christian-practicing Pagan - the process on how myth became reality. It will prove that God was invented, and re-invented perpetually, for necessity and convenience. It is that need that gave the bible its religious relevance. Understood with a naked mind, the bible is far from being just a religious document but a political one. This work explores why religion and politics cannot and will not separate. Hence, unavoidably, it dipped its hands into one painful political issue - the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. The second part elucidates that if the foundation is a myth it only follows that what was founded on it - Jesus - is a lie. It will give proof to the fact that the New Testament was manipulated to further vested interest. Understood with an unconditioned mind, that is, without the traditional spirituality attached to it, it will prove that Jesus is just selfishly scheming to regain his grandfather David's throne; it will also prove that Jesus is gay. The last part is my way of introducing Buddhism. It could shed light to what Western science is exiting themselves about. It answers why man will never find the Missing Link. It explains how and why advanced civilizations deteriorated to their present state. In our fight against virus causing disease we must explore all avenues to defeat it, Buddhism offers one. Buddhism is not only about science, it is also about religion; it delves into the reality of a soul. Buddhism gives us reason on why we must discriminate on account of race, or for any other reason.