Download or read book P Is for Poop written by Ben Luster and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-09-24 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A LAUGH OUT LOUD ABC BOOK From poop filled diapers and dad in his underwear, to tripping over toys and lice filled hair, P Is For Poop is a hilarious rhyming ABC book that highlights true parenthood. Join our family of characters as they embark on a typical day filled with the frequent pitfalls, challenges, and silly situations known to every parent. A funny and honest assessment on raising children, with simple rhymes and full color pictures, P Is For Poop was written for the kid in us all. As a new father, author Ben Luster, wants every parent to know they're not alone as they navigate the trials and tribulations of rasiing a child. It's hard, overwhelming, and at times quite smelly; but at the end of the day it is worth it. A perfect gift for those expecting a new addition to their family, and who seek a book that will make them laugh along with their child.
Download or read book Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
Download or read book P is for POOPs written by MR Smelt It Mrs Dealt It and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-26 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about POOP. Yes, POOP. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about Poop, and making you and your loved ones laugh about POOP. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like POOP is stinky. We hope you think this book STINKS in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked! We've got POOPS which smell, splat, and zip, Poops that make a thunder, Poops that upset your nose and even ones without any drama! This book is all about the unique ways animals poop. It's facinating, really!!! We've got animals from Australia, Africa, and even Madagascar! We've got animals from the east and animals from the west; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals which fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got a unicorn! Some animals are from rivers; some live in trees! Just buy the book and you - you will see; just buy the book - just buy it, please! Worried, we've skipped a letter or your favorite animal? I don't think so! We've got A for Armadillo B for Bever C for Cat D for Dog E for Elephant F for Fly G for Green Bump Parrot Fish H for Hippo I for Ibex J for Jerboas K for Komodo Dragon L for Llama M for Mandrills N for narwhal O for Owl P for penguin Q for Quoll R for Rhino S for Sloth T for Turkey Vulture U for Unicorn, V for Vampire bats W for Wobat X for X-Ray Tetra Y for Yellowjacket Z for Zorillas If your kids love poop humor as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. - Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It
Download or read book What s Your Poo Telling You written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
Download or read book Poo in the Zoo written by Steve Smallman and published by Tiger Tales. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob McGrew, the head keeper at the zoo, loves his job -- except when he has to clean up the poo! One day, the iguana leaves behind something that catches the attention of the entire town -- and a poo museum owner -- and ends up making Bob's messy job a lot easier!
Download or read book The Poop Song written by Eric Litwin and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books
Download or read book Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee written by Steven Cowell and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2021-08-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing my toilet song. Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing it all day long! Encourage toddlers and young children to use the toilet confidently with this hilarious rhyming picture book! Featuring bright, friendly illustrations and a very catchy rhyme, this fun picture book has been written in consultation with parents to break down all the stages of using the toilet into easy steps, from how to wipe to handwashing. This book will help take the stress and worry out of toilet training, as children can sing the song and learn to use the toilet without fear or fuss!
Download or read book The Kids Book of Poop written by Professor Poopy McDooDoo and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Kids Book of Poop: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids Of All Ages About Poop and Pooping When it comes to poop, Professor Poopy McDooDoo knows it all. Now young readers can too! Loads of stinky details about poop and pooping are in the pages of this book. With The Kids Book of Poop, kids everywhere can get a quick education on a very important and funny topic . . . POOP! This book is appropriate for all ages who don't mind a little bathroom humor. With engaging, sly illustrations, laugh-out-loud text, and even a special kid-friendly poop joke, get ready for loads of laughs and giggles with every page of this hilarious book. Kids will want to read this fun, silly book over and over again!This book is available in paperback and Kindle formats. Add it to your shopping cart now and your child will be having fun reading about one very funny topic . . . poop!
Download or read book Poop Power written by Ellen Lawrence and published by Bearport Publishing. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How is yak dung turned into fuel for cooking in Tibet? Can manure from dairy farms really be used to produce electricity? And could your car one day be powered by your own family’s poop? With plenty of poop being produced every day, many people around the world are using this unwanted material as fuel to create energy. This new Science Slam! title will engross readers—and gross them out! Filled with information perfectly suited to the abilities and interests of an early elementary audience, this colorful, fact-filled book gives readers a chance not only to learn, but also to develop their powers of observation and critical thinking. With fascinating photographs and surprising, high-interest facts about a material that we don’t usually read about, the book makes learning about excrement poop-sitively amazing!
Download or read book Don t Say Poop written by Jimmy Matejek-Morris and published by HMH Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone Poops meets The Book with No Pictures in this irresistibly naughty read-aloud. When you get the urge to say you-know-what, don't. DON'T SAY POOP! Why say a vile word like poop when you could say humdrum bum crumbs, float-or-sinker, major stinker, sometimes mushy from your tushy, or smelly belly funky jelly. See how much nicer that is? This silly book of tongue twisters will have kids doubled over as they learn some alternatives to their favorite potty words. Perfect for reading aloud, and for reading again and again!
Download or read book The Poo Poo Book written by Mark Bacera and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-14 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have a little fun with Poop Peggy and her friends go to an all-you-can-eat party. Read along as each kid "poops" out all different kinds of wacky foods. Can your kid guess all of these funky "P" themed foods before they're completely "pooped" out? Enjoy this cute story and laugh together with your kid! Learn more about Poop Join Professor Poop as he lectures about the shapes and colors of Good Poop and Bad Poop. Help your child have an interest about his own Poop. Your kid will learn to tell a parent or guardian when his or her Poop is out of the ordinary!
Download or read book Whose Poop Is That written by Darrin Lunde and published by Triangle Interactive, Inc. . This book was released on 2018-03-29 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read Along or Enhanced eBook: Poop! Ewwww! No, don’t say “Ewwww.” Ask, “Whose poop is that?” This simple, and yes, charming book asks this question about seven examples of animal poop. By investigating visual clues, young readers can learn to identify the animal through its droppings. For instance, find a sample of poop with bits of bone and tufts of hair. Turn the page to learn it came from a fox! Kelsey Oseid’s illustrations are both accurate and beautiful. Backmatter includes further information about the poop and what scientists can learn from an animal’s droppings. From the Hardcover edition.
Download or read book The Origin of Feces written by David Waltner-Toews and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An entertaining and enlightening exploration of why waste matters, this cultural history explores an often ignored subject matter and makes a compelling argument for a deeper understanding of human and animal waste. Approaching the subject from a variety of perspectives--evolutionary, ecological, and cultural--this examination shows how integral excrement is to biodiversity, agriculture, public health, food production and distribution, and global ecosystems. From primordial ooze, dung beetles, bug frass, cat scats, and flush toilets to global trade, pandemics, and energy, this is the awesome, troubled, uncensored story of feces.
Download or read book It Hurts When I Poop written by Howard J. Bennett and published by American Psychological Association. This book was released on 2021-12-03 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: iParenting Media Award Winner Ryan is scared to use the potty. He is afraid to have a poop, because he's afraid it's going to hurt. He does NOT want to go. This story, along with Ryan's "poop program," will help young children gain the confidence they need to overcome this common problem and establish healthy habits. Includes a Note to Parents by the author, From the Note to Parents: The book includes a “poop program” that I use with children between the ages of 3 and 6. While the program is ostensibly for the main character, my hope is that your child will want to follow these steps as well. How you approach the program will vary somewhat depending on your child’s age. Most 3- to 4-year-olds do not need to do the program in a formal way. Instead, you can incorporate parts of the program into your daily routine—make the needed dietary changes, reward successful pooping with stickers, and consider reviewing how poops come out of the body. Most 5- to 6-year-olds are interested in doing the full program, though it is still important to be flexible. For example, if a 5-year-old does not want to do Potty Practice, I would adjust things accordingly.
Download or read book We Poop on the Potty written by West Side Publishing and published by Little Grasshopper Books. This book was released on 2020-03-15 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who poops? Everyone poops! Where do we poop? On the potty! Sly, funny illustrations teach kids how every creature, big and small, poops--even grown-ups! Kids learn about how pets, animals in the wild, and animals underwater, poop. Whimsical illustrations raise the question of how unicorns, dragons, and aliens poop, too! Each page emphasizes that wherever animals may poop, humans poop on the potty. Have more fun with the downloadable app, including games and facts! - Available for iPhone and Android, smartphone and tablet. The perfect book to make parents and kids laugh during potty training!
Download or read book Kama Pootra written by Daniel Cole Young and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Download or read book Zoo Poo written by Richard Morgan and published by Random House Children's Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A toilet training story book which describes where zoo animals poo, showing that children poo in the toilet. Includes toilet training tips for parents.
