Download or read book Naughty Boobs written by Yumeiro Gurasan and published by . This book was released on 2014-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's a gorgeous bartender to do when a group of cute and clueless virgins sticks around 'til after last call? And how can a frustrated professor break through the block that keeps her from enjoying her work...and her own perfect body? In the end, all it takes a little luck and a lot of hot curiosity to have the best night of your life! Naughty Boobs bounds and bounces with delirious, delicious passion! When a total novice is tempted by the bountiful beauty of his ideal partner, is control even an option? And what happens when a tight dress, deep desire and a restaurant rush combine to create an incredible, frenzied feast?
Download or read book Things Better Than BOOBS written by Theodore Rasbury and published by Author House. This book was released on 2009-05-11 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things Better than BOOBS is creative, suspenseful, sarcastic, and laughter provoking all at once. It’s hilarious and clever take-home message campaigns loudly for an agreeably timeless yet generally unspoken notion. It is a brilliant gift idea for any humorous occasion and a must have on any book shelf or coffee table where sarcasm meets intellectual wit.
Download or read book Boob Juggling written by Top That! and published by Top That! Publishing. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These gift sets are for your closest friends only as they will provide some very saucy entertainment. And by saucy we do mean saucy! "Rude Origami gives a whole new meaning to paper folding and, with your help. "Rude Balloon Modeling is a far cry from the innocence of party balloons for the kids! If that's not enough there's "Boob Juggling! These soft little boobs are certain to raise a titter as you try to keep them all in the air at once!
Download or read book COLOR MY BOOBS written by D.D. Stacks and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2012-07-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This alluring collection of healthy, happy female pulchritude is the 1st in the My Boobs Series, which includes PLAY WITH MY BOOBS and STICKER MY BOOBS. The perfect party favor for Bachelorette and Bachelor parties, these books also make hilarious gag gifts, and stimulate romantic evenings! Surprisingly tasteful, these witty books offer hours of intimate fun! COLOR MY BOOBS offers color-in idrawings featuring an amazing variety of boobs for every taste: big, bigger, buxom, cantaloupes, torpedos, milk jugs, side boob, underboob, and much more. Showcasing the work of two talented artists, these line drawings also feature character boobs: a showgirl, pirate, cheerleader, goddess, hot teacher and much more!
Download or read book Confessions of a Naughty Mommy written by Heidi Raykeil and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2010-01-08 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex. After. Baby. These three words are whispered by mothers everywhere who find themselves stumped and shocked by the state of their sex lives. Naughty Mommy Heidi Raykeil has been down that road and chronicles her experiences in her online column Sex in the Suburbs. Raykeil knows firsthand that there are still plenty of things our mothers (and friends, and doctors) don’t tell us about motherhood, but that every mother should know. While the media continues to bombard us with images of sex everywhere we turn, the reality for married couples with children today is much different. Do-it-all-moms seem to be doing everything except IT. Raykeil is out to change that. Confessions of a Naughty Mommy is a funny, honest, and sexy account of Raykeil’s search for her missing libido—lost in action after she gave birth to her daughter. She takes readers along on her journey from mystified and frustrated new mom through the bumpy awkwardness of reigniting the home fires during naptime and date night to a newfound discovery and appreciation of sex after baby. With humor, grit, and style, she shares what has worked for her and her husband, as they balance their dual roles of parents and lovers.
Download or read book The Invention of the Word BOOB Top View Front View Side View written by Mischief Mayhem and Rebel Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE INVENTION OF THE WORD BOOB. Sometimes, you just need to say it as it is. Blunt, direct, and with a whole lotta sass. Humor goes a long way to making a day easier to get through at times too, and this naughty notebook cover will not only make you smirk...but those around you too. Spread the sass! The perfect gift for a whole lot of occasions...Secret Santa, gag gift, colleague, friend, room mate, dorm buddy, bestie. Make someone's day! Brighten it with a gift of saucy smack talk in the form of a very useful notebook.
Download or read book Larva written by Julián Ríos and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 590 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A striking reassessment of the Don Juan myth. A literary tour de force, this extraordinary novel is told in single-minded pursuit of double meanings, but it is serious play. Larva is a rollicking account of a masquerade party in an abandoned mansion in London. Milalias (disguised as Don Juan) searches for Babelle (as Sleeping Beauty) through a linguistic funhouse of puns and wordplay recalling Joyce's Finnegans Wake. A mock-scholarly commentary reveals the backgrounds of the masked revellers, while Rios' allusive language shows that words too wear masks, hiding an astonishing range of further meanings and implications. Larva revives a Hispanic tradition repressed for centuries by introducing the English tradition of puns, palindromes and acrostics (a word puzzle in which certain letters in each line form a word or words) and establishes Rios as the most accomplished successor (in any language) to Joyce.
Download or read book Birth Boobs and Bad Advice written by Zoe Kleinman and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Breast is always best', right? When journalist Zoe Kleinman gave birth to her son Harrison, she assumed she'd be breastfeeding with the best of them in no time. But she didn't realise that her boobs and her baby weren't going to play ball... Bombarded with the message that bottles are bad and shocked by the hostile treatment she received from hospital staff, Zoe was devastated. But she soon realised that her experiences weren't uncommon. In this book, Zoe shares her story and the stories of many new mothers who have battled with breastfeeding, and tackles the controversial question - is breast always best? Candidly investigating a sensitive subject and featuring interviews with leading experts in the area, Birth, Boobs and Bad Advice explores the realities of feeding your baby and gives invaluable insight into birth and breastfeeding from women who've been there.
Download or read book A Very Naughty Xmas written by Olivia Cunning and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sexy anthology includes five stories written by some of the biggest names in erotic romance. Please enjoy, but sensitive readers beware, the contents may be so hot you get singed! SHARE ME by Olivia Cunning, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author Lindsey longs for an amazing Christmas Eve with her favorite band, Sole Regret, and spends one snowy night with two generous rock stars who love to share their gifts. JINGLE BALL by Cari Quinn, USA Today Best-Selling Author This Christmas, rocking the office holiday party has taken on a whole new meaning... LIGHT ME UP by Cherrie Lynn, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author She's dreaming of a little sparkle in her stocking this year. He's planning a night that's anything but silent... AN INDECENT PROPOSITION by Stephanie Julian Two men. One Woman. Half a million dollars. One very indecent proposition. CHRISTMAS IS COMING by Raven Morris The best gifts are all tied up with a bow...
Download or read book Perfect Chaos written by Carol Leonard and published by Devine Destinies. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on a true story, this tale is about a screenwriter who quits her job to follow her dreams. She's trying to use positive thinking to reach her goals. It doesn't work out too well for her, and she feels lost, confused and hopeless.
Download or read book I LOVE YOU with All My BOOBS I d Say Heart but My BOOBS are WAY Bigger written by Mischief Mayhem and Rebel Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I LOVE YOU with all my BOOBS. I'd say heart....but my BOOBS are WAY bigger. Sometimes, you just need to say it as it is. Blunt, direct, and with a whole lotta sass. Humor goes a long way to making a day easier to get through at times too, and this naughty notebook cover will not only make you smirk...but those around you too. Spread the sass! The perfect gift for a whole lot of occasions...Secret Santa, gag gift, colleague, friend, room mate, dorm buddy, bestie. Make someone's day! Brighten it with a gift of saucy smack talk in the form of a very useful notebook.
Download or read book Very Naughty Origami written by Nick Robinson and published by Universe Pub. This book was released on 2004 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anyone who thought of origami as child's play is in for a surprise with this funny and entertaining book that goes where no other origami books have gone before. Combining the ancient Japanese art of origami with humor and sex, each project transforms an average piece of chaste, virgin paper into something both artistic and enticing. Full-color photos.
Download or read book Roger s Profanisaurus written by Roger Mellie and published by Macmillan Pub Limited. This book was released on 2002 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No lavatory is complete without a Profanisaurus! After all, what else could you read whilst you're sitting on the 'chod bin' trying not to 'breach the hull' or commit a 'Wee-Harvey Oswald'? Don't know the difference between 'stabbing the cat' and 'feeding the ducks'? Don't know when to take a 'monkey's fag break? You need Roger's Profanisaurus - the ultimate in schoolboy humour (that is definitely not for children). Roger Mellie presents this updated dictionary of swearing that gives a hilarious new angle to many previously innocently-used words. New vastly expanded edition. Completely revised and updated. An entertaining glossary of vulgarity, expletives, colourful obscenity and downright filth; Ideal for use in the home and office
Download or read book Slave Ryokan written by Izumi Noal and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Yes... From today I humbly serve in my singular capacity as master's slave." A diabolical man seduces the female guests and staff of the inn. Double penetration, naked hot spa massage, a harem of 6, schoolgirl party, wakame sake, a banquet of flesh (orgy)... Full color comic
Download or read book My Left Boob written by Sally Farmiloe-Neville and published by Book Guild Publishing. This book was released on 2016-02-22 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diagnosed with breast cancer, actress and glamour girl-about-town Sally Farmiloe-Neville decided to keep a diary. This is the frank and honest account of her fight to beat the tumour within, retain as much of her left breast as possible - and carry on working meanwhile. Filled with helpful advice to fellow sufferers based on her own experiences, needle-phobic Sally documents her treatment as she goes through the horrors of chemotherapy, surgery and radiotherapy, helped by a healer, a hypnotherapist and a special diet. Her family and friends - including many famous household names - are by her side throughout, but many of them have fought their own battles with the big C and Sally documents their stories, too. Always upbeat, never sorry for herself, this is the courageous tale of one woman's struggle to regain her health.
Download or read book Flirt Club written by Cathleen Daly and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2011-01-04 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told entirely through notes passed in school, diary entries, and the occasional e–mail, Cathleen Daly's Flirt Club is a hilarious and touching tween novel about love and lust with a heart, a brain, and a whole lot more. When two self-professed middle school drama geeks––Isabelle and Annie (a.k.a. Cisco and The Bean)––fail at their attemps in romance, they start Flirt Club, an after school support group for similarly afflicted friends who decide to take decisive and strategic action with hilarious and touching results.
Download or read book Adult Origami written by Nick Robinson and published by . This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book reaches the parts that other origami books don't, plumbing previously uncharted depths, uniting the yin and yang bedfellows of an ancient Japanese artform and 21st century toilet humour. Readers who hitherto have only been able to make a humble paper aeroplane, will soon be able to impress their mates down the pub with a jaw-dropping ability to take a scrap of chaste, virgin paper and fashion something that is both artistic and crude. Working through a total of 16 projects, the cultural importance of each subject and the inspiration behind it is discussed, while the origami side of things is explained in simple, step-by-step Anglo-Saxon, with evocative line drawings. Adult Origami will soon have readers making giant sperm, novelty paper boobies or a fully moving schwanstucker, impressing friends and shocking polite family members everywhere.
