Download or read book More One Liners Jokes and Gags written by Grant Tucker and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2013-11-07 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.
Download or read book Pundamentalist written by Gary Delaney and published by Headline. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags you'll want to share, this is the real deal.' - Chortle 'A rollicking joyride. . . Pundamentalist has puns for the whole family: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' - British Comedy Guide Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of: Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme. We can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid. Sad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again. My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'. Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment. My French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me. Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know. Actors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them. Does anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area. And make sure you look out for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it . . .
Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel (Writer) Jessup and published by . This book was released on 2019-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Third Punniest Joke Book Ever written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker is back with yet another massive book of puntastic gags.. This masterpiece is the third in the series and it is packed full of hilarious puns, funny Dad jokes and clever word play. Here is a sample of the 500 funny gags within the book: - I'm selling my collection of tennis racquets. First come first served. I've had a strange day. First of all, I found a hat full of money. Then I was chased by an angry, scruffy man with a guitar. I put a fence panel up today. I nailed it. I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature. I don't understand why I can't lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake. I've started putting cash in a bush at the bottom of my garden. It's my hedge fund. There are an incredible 500 hilarious puns to be found inside this third punniest joke book ever. There is a huge collection of original puns, dad jokes and clever one-liners crafted to make you chuckle. The book is packed with razor-sharp wordplay and with 500 jokes, you'll be laughing out loud non-stop. There's only one way to find out just how side-splitting it can be, so buy this book now.
Download or read book More One Liners Jokes and Gags written by Grant Tucker and published by Robson Press. This book was released on 2013 with total page 331 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the rise of Twitter heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner.
Download or read book Best Gags Ever written by Alan Buxton and published by . This book was released on 2015-01-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mammoth collection of the funniest one-liners, jokes, and gags ever uttered"" ""Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year." --"Victor Borge""" ""When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws; only catapults." --Demetri Martin""" ""Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids." --""Homer Simpson""" ""Old McDonald was dyslexic, E-O-I-O-E." --""Billy Connolly""" ""A man in the house is worth two in the street." --""Mae West" From Groucho to Gervais--this is the ultimate collection of more than 1,000 of the world's funniest jokes, one-liners, and zingers from stand-up, film, and television. This book is filled with the funniest quotes from the greatest comedians, actors, and actresses ever to walk the Earth. Containing thousands of great observations and jokes, the variety in this book is incredible, and the uniting factor is simple: great, funny lines
Download or read book A Director s Guide to the Art of Stand up written by Chris Head and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2018-07-12 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stand-up: it's the ultimate solo art form. Yet, behind the scenes, you will increasingly find the shadowy figure of a director. For comics themselves and for those who support them, this is the first book to give the director's perspective on creating and performing stand-up comedy. Drawing on his own experience of directing stand-up alongside speaking to comedians and their directors, Chris Head produces a revealing perspective on the creative process, comic persona, writing stand-up, structuring material and delivering a performance. Directors interviewed include Logan Murray, John Gordillo and Simon McBurney, who between them have directed Eddie Izzard, Michael McIntyre, Milton Jones, Lenny Henry and French & Saunders. With a foreword by BBC arts editor Will Gompertz and contributions from many other interviewees including Oliver Double (author of Getting the Joke), this is the only book that goes all the way from one-liners to theatre via comedy club sets and full-length shows. Perfect for stand-ups from newbies to pros, students of comedy, academics studying and teaching stand-up and for directors themselves, A Director's Guide to the Art of Stand-up offers hundreds of inspiring practical insights and shows how creating the comedian's highly personal, individual act can be a deeply collaborative process.
Download or read book Gagged and Bound written by Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. This book was released on 2015-06-15 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
Download or read book 5 000 Great One Liners written by Grant Tucker and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.
Download or read book Milton Berle s Private Joke File written by Milton Berle and published by Crown. This book was released on 1992-01-28 with total page 674 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!
Download or read book The Punniest Joke Book Ever written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.
Download or read book The Funny Side of Working from Home written by Robert Frosdick and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-10 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll soon see the Funny Side of Working From Home with this crazy collection of over 200 hilarious jokes, quips, gags and one-liners about all aspect of work; whether it be dealing with the boss, mastering video meetings or working in your pyjamas. From the downright childish to the frankly rude, this side-splitting collection is sure to having to roaring with laughter... long enough to even temporarily forget about that pile of paperwork you were supposed to have finished.We all know that working from home can be a stressful, demanding, thankless, underpaid, frustrating, monotonous and demoralising task - but enough about the positives. Sometimes you deserve to just sit back, put your feet up, relax and have a jolly good laugh and giggle....pretty much like every other day.
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel Jessup and published by Arcturus Editions. This book was released on 2019-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What's ET short for? A: Because he's got little legs. Featuring subjects from hacking to hipsters, AI to modern art, plastic to post-apocalyptic puns, The Amazing Joke Book will hit your funny bone right where it's needed. Ideal for dipping into, as inspiration for entertaining your friends or making a speech, this bumper book of funnies is guaranteed to provide hundreds of laughs for all the family. ABOUT THE SERIES: Sirius Super Funny Joke Books bring together collections of side-splittingly funny jokes, from witty wise cracks to knock knock jokes and shaggy dog stories, accompanied by hilarious cartoon illustrations.
Download or read book Roofers Joke Book Funny Roofer Jokes Gags Puns and Stories written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-09 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for funny roofer jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Brand new in March 2019 this roofers joke book is quite possibly the best collection of roofer jokes you will find anywhere and some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure.We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best roofer humor - with puns and gags galore.This is ideal for you if you are a roofer and of course it will also make a great gift for a roofer too, so buy this roofers joke book now!
Download or read book The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book written by Tim Vine and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will.
