Download or read book Knock Knock Play Ball written by Stephanie Rodriguez and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-08 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Score some laughs in this collection of sports jokes! Baseball, Basketball and Soccer can't compete with the belly busting workout of a good laugh! Knock Knock, Play Ball is filled with funny jokes for kids joking around on and off the field. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them! Knock Knock, Play Ball is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle Knock Knock, Meow Meow Knock, Knock, Woof Woof! and more!
Download or read book Extra Nutty Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2011-02-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is no ordinary collection of knock-knock jokes. It’s extra crazy. Extra hilarious. Extra spontaneous. And this new offering from master of laughter Bob Phillips will require extra stamina from parents whose kids own this fantastically funny joke treasury. When kids get squirrely on road trips, in waiting rooms, or during family game night, Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids will make everything all better. In the world of knock-knock books, this one demands to be answered, again and again, for a giggle-a-thon suited for all ages.
Download or read book Knock Knock Play Ball written by Stephanie Rodriguez and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Score some laughs in this collection of sports jokes! Baseball, Basketball and Soccer can't compete with the belly busting workout of a good laugh! Knock Knock, Play Ball is filled with funny jokes for kids joking around on and off the field. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them! Knock Knock, Play Ball is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle Knock Knock, Meow Meow Knock, Knock, Woof Woof! and more!
Download or read book The Best Ever Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This crazy collection of knock-knock jokes will keep kids, their friends, and their parents—the whole neighborhood—chuckling for a long time to come. This book could find a home in the car for some slap-happy fun on long road trips, in the playroom for a quick smile, or on a nearby shelf for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with hilarity and just plain silliness, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!
Download or read book Good Clean Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.
Download or read book Side Splitting Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next time a child proclaims "I'm bored!" the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes. When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of "mundane complain" is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls. Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection! This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.
Download or read book Flat Out Awesome Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2008-07-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) shares more flat-out funny knock-knock jokes in this all new crazy collection of goofy guffaws and quirky quips. Kids will have a ball using these jokes to entertain friends and family. Parents can turn off the video on car trips as kids contribute to family conversation with a good clean helping of awesome knock-knock jokes. Whether they're on the playground, sitting on a long plane ride, or just bored on a rainy afternoon, kids can use these wacky wisecracks for all sorts of fun and laughter. Always good for a laugh, Bob Phillips' Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is a fun book for the whole family.
Download or read book The Mini Jokiest Joke Book written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the geologist quit? Because rocks were too hard. The hysterical Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went pint-sized! Gut-busting one-liners, knock-knocks, puns, and riddles from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s the perfect joke book to have everyone in stitches any place at any time! The Mini Jokiest Joke Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!
Download or read book Dr Knucklehead s Knock knocks written by Chris Tait and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Knucklehead is here, knock-knocking at the door with fun in mind. Children will happily answer the call, because they just love knock-knocks more than any other form of humor--and these are simply the very best. From "Sports Snorts," to "Space Cadets on Your Porch," from "Sick Stuff" to "The Kit and Koboodle," kids will have a laugh riot repeating these gags. Try this: Knock Knock. Who's there? Daisies. Daisies who? Days he's a man, but by night, he's a werewolf! Or laugh a lot at this: Knock Knock. Who's there? Billows. Billows who? Bill owes me ten bucks and he said you'd give it to me. Every one is irresistibly funny.
Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Improving Your Short Game written by Jim McLean and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2000-03-10 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're no idiot, of course. You know golf can be infuriating one minute and exhilarating the next. But when it comes to keeping your cool on the course during your short game, you feel like you're pitching with a pick-ax and putting with pick-up sticks. Don't clobber your clubs just yet! 'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Improving Your Short Game' shows you how to lower your score and your blood pressure by getting into the swing of getting on the green. In this 'Complete Idiot's Guide', you get: -The preliminaries for improvement in pitching ,chipping and putting. -The lowdown on building up a solid, shot-making game. -Tips, techniques and drills for taking your short game to the next level. -Troubleshooting to triumph over hazards, traps and awkward lies.
Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Improving Your Short Game written by John Andrisani and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003-02-05 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2,001 brand new side-splitters that will keep you laughing out loud.
Download or read book Twins written by Cordell N. Matthews and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-11-03 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mother is torn between two sons, obligated to one and committed to the other, ashamed of what a small town would find out. She had twins, one with fame and the other with hardship. She secretly and openly she loved them both. This book is about a prejudiced town in the South and the perils Peggy and her family went through when she went outside her family and race and got pregnant by a black man in town. She did not want the town or her husband to find out she had twins, one white and one black, and the danger the twins will encounter, not knowing they were brothers. Mr. John Boyed, JB, hated blacks and all races with a passion. He is president of the WPA, the White Power Association. He did not know his vice president's wife had gotten pregnant by a black man without her husband knowing.
Download or read book Knock Knock written by Daniel Beaty and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2013-12-17 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of a Coretta Scott King Illustrator Medal and the Boston Horn Book Award A simple, powerful book for children, about an absent father and the love he leaves behind Every morning, I play a game with my father.He goes knock knock on my doorand I pretend to be asleeptill he gets right next to the bed.And my papa, he tells me, "I love you." But what happens when, one day, that "knock knock" doesn't come? This powerful and inspiring book shows the love that an absent parent can leave behind, and the strength that children find in themselves as they grow up and follow their dreams.
Download or read book GTO 14 Days in Shonan 5 written by Toru Fujisawa and published by Kodansha America LLC. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the fifth volume of 14 Days in Shonan, Eikichi Onizuka the Great Teacher has a very unique assignment to take on. Normally he spends most of his time teaching teens life lessons. He uses the school of hard knocks technique to open people's hearts. However in this situation the GTO must make an effort to reunite a child with his mother. He must also teach the child that sometimes choosing family is not the right solution. Everyone would like to have a happy household. Being able to sit by the dinner table to discuss the day's highlights is an ideal that is not reality for millions across the globe. And in the case of the teens at the White Swan such realities are generally fictitious because of a variety of reasons. That does not excuse anyone involved from wishing for such a life, but changing the hearts of adults often means changing their lives at their core. Words or fisticuffs will not be enough. So Seiya, a young man, who appears to be on the way to a pleasant self-reliant life, turns to violence to try to get his mother and family life back. But what happens when your very own mother is willing to take a knife at you? Well this is Seiya's reality. And this is one lesson Onizuka will hate to have taught. Then the spotlight turns to Onizuka's employer, Great Vice-Principal Uchiyamada. He's also in Shonan and on the hunt for Onizuka. But out of his element and turf, this educator is now caught up in a wild ride through the Tokyo suburbs.
Download or read book The Facts of Life written by Paul Goodman and published by David R. Godine Publisher. This book was released on 1979 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these stories and sketches, written when he was establishing himself as a young man of letters in Greenwich Village, plot, character, and setting are secondary to the narrator's criticism of American life and insights into personal psychology--this is fiction as the record of an inward search toward hard-won self-understanding.
Download or read book Rugby For Dummies written by Mathew Brown and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2009-08-26 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now updated–a practical guide to understanding rugby, North American—style Filled with illustrations and photographs of drills and shape-up exercises, Rugby For Dummies tackles North American rugby rules, levels of play, and how to coach junior players as well as adults. This revised edition includes the scoop on the fall 2007 rugby World Cup in France, expanded coverage of women’s rugby, and updated information on North America's best players and teams.
