Download or read book Jokes for Kids About Jobs written by G Nyla Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-21 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Career Day will have kids thinking about jobs. They may wonder if adults have any fun at work. This little book of job jokes brings out the funny moments that are unique to different occupations. It has been carefully created with children in mind. These job puns are clean, kind, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these jokes to share with their friends. It makes an entertaining read for career day and will add lots of laughs and giggles to your child's reading time. They might discover new occupations in this book. Great for kids 7 to 12 years old. Keep your kids reading... and laughing! Q: What did the doctor tell her invisible patient? A: I can't see you today. Q: Why couldn't the dentist help the girl who ate glue? A: Her lips were sealed! Q: Why do news reporters hang out at ice-cream shops? A: Because they're always looking for a scoop! This book includes: Q & A jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colourful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Download or read book All In A Day s Work Read Along written by Sequoia Childrens Publishing and published by Phoenix International Publications, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-09-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who says a job can't be jolly? This hilarious book features doctors, waiters, pirates, and more! While kids read through side-splitting jokes about all kinds of careers, they'll also discover fascinating facts about the world around them.
Download or read book Super Funny Jokes for Kids All in a Day s Work written by Sequoia Kids Media and published by Sequoia Kids Media. This book was released on 2022-01-04 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who says a job can't be jolly? This hilarious book features doctors, waiters, pirates, and more! While kids read through side-splitting jokes about all kinds of careers, they'll also discover fascinating facts about the world around them.
Download or read book Wacky Workers written by Mark Ziegler and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Examines jokes that include different kinds of jobs.
Download or read book The Dad s Book Of Jokes written by Harry Hoover and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is for Dads and kids everywhere who love bad jokes, really bad dad jokes, dad jokes and pranks, groaners, and one-liners. These are the more than 700 awesome dad jokes that Mom just shakes her head at, while the kids - and Dad - are howling. Inside, you'll find these gems: - Did you hear about the man who swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles? His next trip to the bathroom spelled disaster. - What's a baker's favorite type of joke? Cinnamon puns.- What kind of shoes do plumbers wear? Clogs.- The little girl asked her mother, "did you want a little girl or a little boy?" Her mother replied, "what I wanted was a backrub."There are animal jokes, jokes about kids, Christmas and Halloween jokes, food jokes, and jokes just for kids. How about love, marriage, and divorce jokes, as well as jokes about music, work, technology, and vices? So, if you like jokes for kids, funny bad jokes, and want to help your Dad up his joke game, or you just love cheesy Dad humor, this is the book for you and your Dad.
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Download or read book My Mom Has Two Jobs written by Michelle Travis and published by Michelle Travis. This book was released on 2018-07-15 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children explore how their mothers have careers but also have the job of taking care of them.
Download or read book All In A Day s Work written by Sequoia Childrens Publishing and published by Phoenix International Publications, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-08-23 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who says a job can't be jolly? This hilarious book features doctors, waiters, pirates, and more! While kids read through side-splitting jokes about all kinds of careers, they'll also discover fascinating facts about the world around them.
Download or read book All in a Day s Work written by Sequoia Kids Media Sequoia Kids Media and published by Sequoia Kids Media. This book was released on 2021-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who says a job can't be jolly? This hilarious book features doctors, waiters, pirates, and more! While kids read through side-splitting jokes about all kinds of careers, they'll also discover fascinating facts about the world around them.
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2010-08-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
Download or read book Is This Anything written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.
Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Download or read book Meet Steve Jobs written by Jeanette Donaldson and published by Enlightened Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-19 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are looking for an inspirational, true-life hero to introduce your children to, Steve Jobs is definitely a good choice! Not many people have changed the way we think or do things as much as Steve Jobs. He changed how we listen to music. He changed how we use phones. He even changed the way we buy these things. He is the reason the iPod, iPhone, iPad, or even Pixar movies are around. He looked at things differently than other people. He changed the world because he saw things other people did not. "Meet Steve Jobs" was written for children age 6 & Up. With many colorful illustrations, this biography focuses on the interesting life stories of Apple's co-founder Steve Jobs and how he showed us all how seemingly unreachable “dreams” can be accomplished if you are willing to keep working hard until you reach whatever goal you have set in front of you.
Download or read book Katie the Catsitter written by Colleen AF Venable and published by Random House Graphic. This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calling all Raina Telgemeier fans! Introducing an irresistible new middle-grade graphic novel series about growing up, friendship, heroes, and cats (lots of cats!)--perfect for fans of Guts, Awkward and Real Friends (not to mention anyone who loves cats!) Katie is dreading the boring summer ahead while her best friends are all away at camp--something that's way out of Katie and her mom's budget, UNLESS Katie can figure out a way to earn the money for camp herself. But when Katie gets a job catsitting for her mysterious upstairs neighbor, life get interesting. First, Madeline has 217 cats (!) and they're not exactly . . . normal cats. Also, why is Madeline always out EXACTLY when the city's most notorious villain commits crimes?! Is it possible that Katie's upstairs neighbor is really a super villain? Can Katie wrangle a whole lot of wayward cats, save a best friendship (why is Beth barely writing back? And who's this boy she keeps talking about?!), AND crack the biggest story in the city's history? Some heroes have capes . . . Katie has cats!
Download or read book Dad How Do I written by Rob Kenney and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Like the YouTube channel, this is a touching yet informative guide for those seeking fatherly advice, or even a few good dad jokes.” — Library Journal
Download or read book The World s Best Jokes for Kids Volume 2 written by Lisa Swerling and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This illustrated book by the New York Times bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Jokes for Kids Volume 2 is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.
