Download or read book I Love You Both You and Your Butt written by A. T. R. Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-06 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You may be wondering what gift to buy for someone you love. The best gifts are those that are both useful and funny. Therefore, this notebook is a great choice as a gift for Valentine's Day, birthday, anniversary or Christmas. * Cover Finish: Matte * Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) * 119 Blank Lined Pages

Download or read book I Love You with All My Butt written by Martin Bruckner and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”

Download or read book Stick it reader in your butt it is where the freedom is written by Iryna Shevchenko and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-08-14 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Memoirs of lunatic or book of Love short stories included - the other name of book. The book is the not traditional romance; there is the few articles.

Download or read book The Soul Speaks written by Ashley Dawn and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2015-12-10 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these pages you will discover Ashley Dawns unique journey of healing work. Being a Holistic Health Practitioner, Reiki Master and Light Worker, Ashley provides insight to the spiritual world of healing. This book offers suggestions on how to build on your natural gifts of healing while encompassing our one true power, love. Wonderful for anyone interested in beginning a spiritual career or for a professional healer who may enjoy the reminder of why we do what we do. In addition she provides inspiring stories of true healing from her experience as a Light Worker.

Download or read book Six Weeks to Skinny Jeans written by Amy Cotta and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every woman has a pair of trophy “skinny” jeans she has banished to the back of her closet: a reminder of days past, when she felt young, sexy, and fit. Well, with Amy Cotta’s help, readers will tone up, slim down, and stay motivated until they can shimmy back into those sexy skinny jeans for good! Diet, exercise, and attitude are all readers need to succeed during this 6-week program. Cotta’s eating plan trims fast-burning carbohydrates for the first 3 weeks, igniting weight loss, then reintroduces and manages those carbs for the second half of the plan. Her graduated fitness program offers three styles of cardio and strength-training exercises that get progressively more challenging to keep readers from getting bored or hitting a plateau while sculpting those curves. Both plans are simple to follow at home—no gym, fancy equipment, or expensive food deliveries required—and there are calendars, food logs, and meal plans to help readers stay upbeat and organized. Packed with dynamic, down-to-earth strategies, Six Weeks to Skinny Jeans inspires women to take control of their lifestyle and feel younger, sexier, and fitter than ever before.

Download or read book The Come By Chance Western Romance Series Books 1 4 written by Juliet James and published by Silky Oak Press. This book was released on 2017-12-11 with total page 747 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Handsome cowboys, nervous brides, and deeds of Good and Evil! Get to know the lovable townsfolk of Come-By-Chance,1884. There'll be handsome cowboys and nervous brides; a man who's a champion gossip, a woman who's a champion fighter; some really good horses, some really bad weather; deeds of good and evil, a mighty big fire; one exciting horse race, and a romantic handmade bed. There’ll be more than one mistaken identity, certainly no shortage of weddings, and at least one villain who'll finally get his comeuppance. And of course, the birth of a very special baby. And in the midst of all this True Love and True Adventure, you'll find that, somewhere along the journey, you fell in love with the good people of Come-By-Chance for yourself. In this much-loved series (over 100,000 copies sold) strong women risk everything to rise above their desperate circumstances, find true love, and wed real men who'll treat them right. This box set contains Books 1-4: See below for a quick description of each book, or better yet, purchase this great box set now and start reading! Ruby: Schoolmistress Ruby finds herself in a dire situation when the school's owner, the whiskey-breathed Samuel Murphy, develops wandering hands. Fortunately, Ruby sees an advertisement in the Matrimonial News and takes a desperate chance, writing away to the charming six-feet-four James Drinkwater. Is the handsome Montana man all that he seems? Expect the unexpected! Emily: After Emily witnesses a man being strangled, the strangler gives chase, and Emily ends up on a train headed for who knows where! She soon finds herself switching places with a girl who is traveling to marry a rich, handsome Montana man. Could the sneaky Slim Jim be up to no good again? Emily's Pa always told her, "The Lord moves in mysterious ways," and Emily will soon learn whether or not it's truly the case! Violet: One horserace! Two weddings! Three Wilkinson brothers all wed by the end! Four hand-carved posts on a brand new matrimonial bed! Five-and-twenty pies at the First Annual Come-By-Chance Pie Making Contest! You may be surprised to find that more than one of your favorite characters will find true love. Kate: Love isn’t just for youngsters! Feisty intelligent widow Kate Munro has a good life in Pittsburgh – until the corrupt Samuel "Bullyboy" Murphy causes her to unfairly lose her position as a postmistress. Kate is to be cast out into the street! With no other options, she must accept an offer of marriage from a mature man who lives near the town of Come-By-Chance, Montana. Can she sacrifice her independence for a man? Find freedom within a good match? Or better yet, might a rollicking adventure lead Kate all the way to true love? The Come-By-Chance Mail Order Bride series has over 800 5-star reviews! What readers are saying: ★★★★★ 'I wish I could move there too! I just love all the characters.' ★★★★★ 'I can't wait to see if that mean old outlaw gets what he deserves.' ★★★★★ 'I would recommend this book and the whole series to any who enjoy clean, exciting western historical fiction.' ★★★★★ 'Love the Come By Chance mail order brides series ... they are funny and good decent books.' ★★★★ 'That kind of originality earned my respect and a fourth star. Nice going, Juliet.' ★★★★★ 'I am addicted to all of them so far. They are sweet, funny and romantic.' ★★★★★ 'The characters are so colorful and many are very funny.' ★★★★ 'This entire series is great to read. I recommend this author to everyone. These stories are quick to read and held my interest. Enjoy!!’ ★★★★★ 'Love the town of Come By Chance. Feel like I know the folks. Drama, romance, mystery, it has it all.’

Download or read book Independence written by Shelly Crane and published by Kiss Me Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2013-12-23 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maggie and Caleb must tie up all the loose ends of their lives and make a way to be together completely on their own. With everything that happened with Bish and Maggie's father, she's almost reluctant to move on and move out. And now she must figure out all of this...stuff...with Haddock. But of course, nothing can stay simple for the Jacobsons. Enemies who were thought to be dissolved have decided to not go down so easily. And old flames come calling for more than just Maggie. Caleb is torn between leading his family and personal wants. Maggie is torn between Caleb and being the leader of their people. But neither will let what they need most to be pushed to the wayside. They are determined to make it all work, design a plan toward destiny, and make everything right again for themselves and their family. And then there's a wedding...

Download or read book My Heart Sings written by Jan Auggi Jones and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-11-29 with total page 489 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This author appreciates writing poetry, novels, childrens stories; the performing arts; and music of many genres. She was raised on gospel and country music played on an old Victrola phonograph with a black-and-white dog staring into a gramophone on the inside of the cover. Today, this author has become enamored with and is fangirling over country a cappella music, which is relatively new. Curious about the behind the scenes activities of a successful bands life, living on the edge of temptations in todays media-frenzied world, she created a believable group running through life on unbelievable favor, spearheaded by love between a wealthy, incredibly intelligent and beautiful African-American ballerina and a super talented tenor from the deep South and their unique way of overcoming racial issues with love. Murder, sex, and drugs fuel the life and romance of these two extraordinary, opposite, characters living and excelling way above the normal expectations of life, hinting into the cosmic pluralism like no one has ever experienced before. This author spent thirty-five years in the busy, topsy-turvy support area of corporate America, starting with the FBI and ending in the legal field, before being forced to retire on disability. This is her first adult romance novel. She writes and has published poetry on poetry.com with two poems published in anthologies; she was the author and publisher of Newsletters for Boy Scout Troop and Pack 731, The Indian Creek District, and for newsletters, service bulletins, and memorial programs for two churches. The author is a widow who lives in Waldorf, Maryland, with her son, daughter-law, grandson, and grandpup, Toli.

Download or read book The Divine Miracle written by E. H. Allen and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-27 with total page 487 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Divine MIracle is a science fiction fantasy partially based on 2 movies and a tv comedy show. The rest of the book comes from the active imagination of the author. The author had ideas for the novel for years but decided to put his ideas on paper after the death of an uncle in 2007. The Divine Miracle has many elements including comedy, drama, action and adventure. This is the first book in a four part series. Tevin Evans is an ordinary 12 year old African-American boy living in Indiana in the year 1983. He attends an predominately white elementary school and he is the only black boy and no girls will really talk to him or even consider being his girlfriend. But that changes when he is struck down and nearly killed by a supernautural event on the playground. Several months later girls everywhere are fighting for his attention after he gains the ability to fly like a bird without wings. His whole body later changes down to the subatomic level and then other boys start coming after him for affection as well as girls. Tevin is confused by all the attention and the changes his body went through but he eventually understands. An youthfull looking adult Tevin living in the late twenty-first century tells the story of how his whole life changed and made him a trans-gendered superhero and gave him superhuman children from his marrage to a man.

Download or read book Unstoppable Hope written by J.A. Wright and published by J.A. Wright. This book was released on 2018-11-18 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fleeing with her daughter from her abusive boyfriend Evelyn Danielson takes the first bus out of dodge. Landing in California she must create a new life for them, but that is easier said than done. Between her daily battle with epilepsy, an invisible illness that proceeds to get worse, struggling to raise her spirited pre-teen daughter and trying to keep her head afloat, Evelyn is on the verge of breaking, her hope of survival diminishing with each passing day. To make matters worse she's been found by her ex-boyfriend and he's out for blood; hers. Every time life has kicked her down she has managed to stand back up and dust herself off, but has life finally kicked her too hard?

Download or read book My Li l Paradise written by D.A. Koelbransen and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-10-21 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Debbi is an independent 51 year young mother of two grown sons whose lifestyle was a richly woven tapestry of creative interests and activities. She cherished her great array of friends and enjoyed the past six years of weekends with a man she adored. Life was perfect, until one day in a bizarre twist of fate, her boyfriend, her life partner very suddenly left her. While her devastation was earth shattering, her strength and fierce determination reset her compass to move forward. After a few months of mourning, then refocusing, and with support from her family, friends and an amazing therapist, Debbi found the courage to take a stab at internet dating again, but had no idea that one click of her mouse would have such far reaching karmic effects that would change her life forever. This is the true story of two 50-something souls who were trying to find their way, and on the way, found each other. Theirs is the kind of love we all dreamt of in our youth and would never expect it to grace our hearts after weve experienced mid-life crisis. Just when Debbi reached an age when she thought she figured it all out life, love and the workings of her entire universe, she meets someone who shakes up her life and the universe she thought she knew so well. If it happened to you, would you still believe in love at first sight, or that a love can transcend any obstacle including death? Can the depth of that love permeate your soul so deeply and completely, that against any and all odds you could live a lifetime together in seven weeks? Well this is Debbis story. It is possible, because it happened, its real and its all true.

Download or read book Little Lost Angel written by Michael Quinlan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-11 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tragic and riveting true story of teenage obsession, torture, and murder. From Michael Quinlan, staff member of the Louisville Courier-Journal and the only journalist to interview all the parties involved, meticulously recounts the shocking and horrific events surround the murder of twelve-year-old Shandra Sharer by a group of teenage girls.

Download or read book You Deserve a Drink written by Mamrie Hart and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestselling, riotously funny collection of boozy misadventures from the creator of the YouTube series, “You Deserve a Drink.” Mamrie Hart is a drinking star with a Youtube problem. With over a million subscribers to her cult-hit video series “You Deserve a Drink,” Hart has been entertaining viewers with a combination of tasty libations and raunchy puns since 2011. Hart also co-wrote/co-starred in Dirty Thirty and Camp Takota with Grace Helbig and Hannah Hart. Finally, Hart has compiled her best drinking stories—and worst hangovers—into one hilarious volume. From the spring break where she and her girlfriends avoided tan lines by staying at an all-male gay nudist resort, to the bachelorette party where she accidentally hired a sixty-year-old meth head to teach the group pole dancing (not to mention the time she lit herself on fire during a Flaming Lips concert), Hart accompanies each story with an original cocktail recipe, ensuring that You Deserve a Drink is as educational as it is entertaining. With cameos from familiar friends from the YouTube scene and a foreword by Grace Helbig, this glimpse into Hart’s life brings warmth and humor to the woman fans know and love. And for readers who haven’t met Mamrie yet—take a warm-up shot and break out the cocktail shaker: you’re going to need a drink. “Hart is a pull-no-punches comedian with a talent for self-deprecation in the guise of self-aggrandizement, a winning formula.”—The New York Times

Download or read book John Doe on Her Doorstep written by Debra Webb and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2010-07-17 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A woman seeking answers to her father’s murder turns to an amnesiac stranger with special powers in this romantic suspense from a USA Today bestseller. Dr. Dani Archer’s orderly life had become complete chaos. First, her father mysteriously died, then a sexy stranger—with no memory—appeared on her doorstep. . . . Complicating matters, someone was trying to kill her. Like an avenging angel, the John Doe became her very own personal protector, displaying instincts and performing feats almost superhuman. And now, the key to her safety lay in unraveling the long-buried secrets of the past to solve her father’s death. Only, suddenly it seemed the greatest danger of all was surrendering to an all-consuming desire . . .

Download or read book Fantasy Promised written by Sue Langford and published by Booktango. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the final installment of the Fantasy Series.... They're face to face with the hardest decision ever. Brad Green has the choice.....history or a future that he doesn't want to live without. He thinks he made the right decision, but what happens if the decision isn't his? He stuns every friend he's ever had with the decision he makes, but does it mean losing what he has? Savannah made a hard decision worse. She has her own bus, her own life and a daughter to take care of. Whether she ends up being a single mom or not, she's determined to get on with her life. Finally, faced with the hardest decision ever, she's face to face with her future. A future that he promised so long ago. Question is, is the fantasy over? She's determined to be happy one way or another, even if that means letting the fantasy he promised just disappear. Will he choose the life he's built or history? Will she forgive and forget or is the romance over. A fantasy promised will remain, but who is the promise being made to? The final chapter to a romance is nearing. Will the fantasy win?

Download or read book I Love You However written by Andy Bethea and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-04-11 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is designed to assist the reader with understanding love, trust and faith.

Download or read book Wyatt s Wager written by Caroline Lee and published by Caroline Lee. This book was released on 2021-12-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wyatt Cauldron has a gift. He’s never--not once in his life—lost a wager. When his brothers and cousins start getting married, he’s happy to accept their bets that he’ll wind up hitched, since he knows that’s never going to happen. Because there’s only one woman in the world he can imagine marrying, and as his best friend’s little sister, she’s off-limits. Artemis Weston has had a crush on her brother’s best friend for as long as she can remember. But Wyatt has made it clear he has no intention of settling down…ever. So she’s thrown herself into her career as a vet tech, and vowed to forget how good a certain green-eyed cowboy could make her feel. Right up until the phone rings, and Wyatt’s on the other end, asking for a date. When his best friend offers him a wager, Wyatt jumps at the chance to spend time with Artie, and dating her is just as wonderful as he imagined. But sooner or later, she’s going to figure out he’s only with her because of her brother’s bet, and that’s when their hearts are going to be hurt. Maybe, for once, it would’ve been better to lose this particular wager… Read less