Download or read book I Don t Fart I Whisper in My Underwear written by Turtlebird Journal Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-16 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Don't Fart. I Whisper in My Underwear - Blank Funny Lined Journal - Black Sarcastic Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your friends and colleagues guessing 120 blank lined 6x9 pages for journaling, a diary, taking notes, keeping lists, etc. Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding

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Download or read book I Don t Fart I Whisper in My Underwear written by Snarky Notebook Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: 120 blank lined 6x9 pages to capture your inner most thoughts Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your colleagues guessing Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding

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Download or read book Mistaken Identity written by Donna Jay and published by Donna Jay. This book was released on 2018-01-14 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How long does it take for a life to change irrevocably? An evening, an hour, a split second? On the way to her girlfriend's house party, Kelly has no idea that an impulsive decision is about to upend her life and put her relationship on the line.

Download or read book Dream Smashers written by Angela Carlie and published by Gray Days Publishing. This book was released on 2011-03-29 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Autumn Spring Winters. Right? What sane person names their kid after not only one season of the year, but three? Well, the last name was inherited, but still. Nobody ever said my mom was in her right mind, though. I often wonder what life would be like if she wasn’t a tweaker. But, you know, that’s just a daydream. Reality is she’s a meth addict. She’s been an addict for as long as I can remember. Sometimes I like to believe her when she says she’s clean. Sometimes, when she’s high, we get along great. Sometimes we even talk. When she’s coming down, though, it’s best to just hide. My name is Autumn Spring Winters and Dream Smashers is my story. It’s a love story, but most of all, it’s about letting go. Readers of Ellen Hopkins, Laurie Halse Anderson, Jay Asher and Leslie Connor will enjoy reading Dream Smashers.

Download or read book Women of a Certain Rage written by Liz Byrski and published by Fremantle Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is the result of what happened when Liz Byrski asked 20 women from widely different backgrounds, races, beliefs and identities to take up the challenge of writing about rage.The honesty, passion, courage and humour of their very personal stories is engergising and inspiring. If you have ever felt the full force of anger and wondered at its power, then this book is for you.

Download or read book Haunted Legends written by Ellen Datlow and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the 2010 Bram Stoker Award for Best Anthology! Darkly thrilling, these twenty new ghost stories have all the chills and power of traditional ghost stories, but each tale is a unique retelling of an urban legend from the world over. Multiple award-winning editor Ellen Datlow and award-nominated author and editor Nick Mamatas recruited Jeffrey Ford, Ramsey Campbell, Joe R. Lansdale, Caitlin Kiernan, Catherynne M. Valente, Kit Reed, Ekaterina Sedia, and thirteen other fine writers to create stories unlike any they've written before. Tales to make readers shiver with fear, jump at noises in the night, keep the lights on. These twenty nightmares, brought together by two renowned editors of the dark fantastic, are delightful visions sure to send shivers down the spines of horror readers. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

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Download or read book Fart Squad 5 Underpantsed written by Seamus Pilger and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-10-18 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the fifth adventure from the crack of the crop, the bum de la bum, the stink of the litter . . . the fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and a butt load of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish. Underwear is disappearing all over Buttzville, and it’s up to the Fart Squad to sniff out the villain who’s brought the city to a chafing halt. But the heroes better hold on to their tighty-whities. Doctor Lucius René Bottom is out to pants the city that yanked his underwear business out from beneath him—and take the Fart Squad down, too. Get ready to go commando like no kid has gone before, because the Fart Squad is filling with fuel, gaining gas, and getting ready to kick some Bottom with the foulest fart attack in the history of Buttzville!

Download or read book Pride Joie written by M.E. Carter and published by M.E. Carter. This book was released on 2018-04-08 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joie Stevens put all her dreams on hold the day she became a mom. As a natural caretaker, it never bothered her. But now that her son is grown, she has some new goals in sight and nothing is going to get in her way. Except maybe an attractive football coach. Who very literally gets in her way. As assistant football coach for the Flinton State University Vikings, Jack Pride really has nothing to complain about. He has a job he loves and friends he enjoys. Certain he had his one true love in his late wife, the last thing on his mind is dating.Until he runs into a beautiful non-traditional student. Who he very literally runs into. This second chance romance reminds us love can be better the second time around. And that it's not just players in the game. *****Pride & Joie is a three part story that follows the evolution of Jack Pride and Joie Stevens' relationship. Each part can be read as a stand alone story, but combined they create the complete novel.**** Pride & Joie is an interconnected standalone and part of the #MyNewLife series. Other titles in the series include Getting a Grip, Balance Check, and Amazing Grayson. Topics: contemporary romance, romantic comedy, over 40 romance, single mom romance, football coach romance, sports romance, college romance, football romance, mom life, divorce romance, meet cute, modern romance, emotional romance, heart-warming, alpha, romance, family, love, M.E. Carter, M.E. Carter romance, romcom, single woman, #MyNewLife, student romance, Texas romance, widower.

Download or read book Underwear Nerd and Booger Boys Fart Ball written by Gary Wittmann and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-12-08 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Underwear Nerd and the Booger Boys Play Fartball Underwear Nerd (aka Quigly T. Fartleroy) is finally in fourth grade, and he is ready to rule the school in grossing out the kids and teachers with his nasty, varied, and stinky farts. But then, Dunstan Gooberman (aka Booger Boy), comes to town. His specialty is boogers. Underwear Nerd and Booger Boy begin a rivalry that threatens to gross out the whole school. When given an ultimatum by the principal, Underwear Nerd and Booger Boy create one last game to determine who will rule the school.

Download or read book A Candle or The Sun written by Gopal Baratham and published by Marshall Cavendish International Asia Pte Ltd. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Early in my working life I had discovered that salesmanship consisted not of providing people with what they needed, but with that was essential to their dreams. I was confident that our dining-room suite, complete with carpets, curtains and an artificial fireplace, would shortly be snapped up by people occupying oven-hot semis in the newer and, as yet, treeless, housing estates on the island. The possibility of winter is essential to the happiness of people living in the tropics.” Hernie Perera runs the furniture department in Benson’s, the largest store in Singapore. In his spare time, he writes stories. Suddenly, his comfortable life is shattered. His father is found to have terminal cancer, he loses his job, and his lover joins the ‘Children of the Book’, a Christian sect committed to overthrowing an oppressive government. An old acquaintance and government official promises Hernie literary success in exchange for information on the ‘Children of the Book’. He must now decide between the rewards of political corruption and his conscience. With passion and humour, A Candle or the Sun reveals a Singapore far different from the tourist brochures.

Download or read book I m in a Good Place Right Now Not Emotionally I m Just at the Liquor Store written by Sassy Sarcastic Journal Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I DON'T FART. I WHISPER IN MY UNDERWEAR - Sarcastic Humor Blank Lined Journal - Funny Black Cover Gift Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your friends and colleagues guessing 120 blank lined 6x9 pages for journaling, a diary, taking notes, keeping lists, etc. Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding