Download or read book Honey Does This Make My Butt Look Big written by Lydia Hanich and published by Gurze Books. This book was released on 2005 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do couples tackle ticklish questions like, "Does this make me look fat?" or "Will you go on a diet with me?" What would you say if your honey lost weight, but gained it back-and more? When is it okay to mention those long hairs growing out of his ears and nose? Wipe that bewildered expression off your face! Book jacket.
Download or read book Honey Does My Butt Make These Pants Look Big written by Rebel Lowrey Covan and published by . This book was released on 2002-09 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This, Rebel's second book, follows the hilarious "I Know Why the Manatee Swims Naked (I've Shopped for Bathing Suits, Too)." More tales of unwanted extra pounds, deficient cooking skills, dysfunctional extended family members, marriage, child-(and teen)-rearing (and living to tell about it), and many other witty observations of the day-to-day events that shape our lives.A former stand-up comic, Rebel lives in Pensacola, Florida, with her husband Les (A/K/A "That Poor, Poor Guy"); two teenaged daughters, Carly and Chelsea; two retired racing Greyhounds, Sierra Snowbird and Roxy; a hairy beast of a Border Collie puppy, Reagan (named after the possessed child in "The Exorcist," not the former President); and the meanest Chihuahua in the word, Red Hot "Chili" Pepper.She welcomes e-mail at [email protected]
Download or read book Does This Book Make My Butt Look Big written by Carson Kressley and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Does This Book Make My Butt Look Big? is a roadmap for the American everywoman to build unshakable body confidence. Nowhere else is there a fun and accessible book created for the underserved masses of American women who just want to get out the door looking and feeling fabulous. These women need to be reminded that fashion is FUN. They need to know that with the right tools, they have the power to transform their self-perception by shifting their mindset from woe-is-me to wow-is-me. They need the secrets of playing to their strengths and minimizing their flaws. They need to take more chances with pattern and color, and leave what doesn't work in the dust. Most of all, they need Carson, their peppy, blond fairy godstylist, to show them the way!, "--Baker & Taylor.
Download or read book Does This Knife In My Back Make My Butt Look Big Tales of Madness Eisegesis and Other Unpardonables written by Robert Brabham and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-01-03 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TALES OF MADNESS, EISEGESIS, AND OTHER UNPARDONABLES
Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big written by Dena Harris and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2013-09-17 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
Download or read book Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat written by Claire Mysko and published by Health Communications, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to deal with your raging hormones.
Download or read book The Diet Cure written by Julia Ross and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-05-02 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 100,000 copies later, this breakthrough program is more effective than ever— substantially revised and updated to include the author's latest clinical research. For the more than 160 million overweight Americans, dieting is a failure. Based on more than twenty years of proven clinical results, The Diet Cure's revolutionary approach curbs food cravings and restores the brain's mood and appetite chemistry in twenty-four hours. Beginning with her 8-Step Quick Symptom Questionnaire, celebrated nutritional psychotherapist Julia Ross helps readers identify their unique underlying biochemical imbalances and provides targeted strategies to correct those imbalances using nutritional supplements to jump-start the dietary overhaul. Readers then create their own safe, easy-to-follow plan to end low-calorie dieting and food obsessions for good.
Download or read book The Instrumentality of Women written by Amy Sterling Casil and published by Chameleon Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2016-01-19 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can read stories about women in love, women's problems, or women's issues. Or you can read stories about the future of women... Fourteen sci fi and fantasy stories all about women by FEMALE SCIENCE FICTION WRITER author Amy Sterling Casil. This collection contains the Nebula Award-nominated story "To Kiss the Star." In the Nebula Award-nominated "To Kiss the Star," gravely disabled Mel Armstrong gets the chance to explore the stars, but doesn't want to leave the man she loves behind. In "The Renascence of Memory," nanotechnology returns 80 year old Alzheimers patient Carol Meyers to her former youth and beauty -- but everyone she knew and loved is dead, except her former young lover -- he is now too old for her. Famous female film director Helene Bacon will be the first woman to win an AFI Lifetime Achievement Award -- but she's dying of cancer and her daughter is the best donor. How will she choose? The Lady, the only daughter of the last great ruler of Copan, wishes to be a man, so she can save her father and her city. Dr. Vi Elliott believes she's discovered Early Man in the Southern California Desert -- maybe she has, and maybe she has not -- but she does run across a couple of mint-addicted intergalactic eBay traders in this sequel to "Mad for the Mints." And lawyer Lori Johnston is happily married to insurance guy Jack -- until he tells her he's committed to gender reassignment to save his job. What Jack doesn't know is that Lori appears and is female, but her biology is male: born with Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome. "Amy writes like Ray Bradbury on real sci-fi ..." Tom Easton, Analog Magazine "'To Kiss the Star' was up for the Nebula Award, but didn't win. I haven't read the work that did win yet, but, again, it must have been absolutely unbelievably fabulous to beat out "To Kiss the Star." This is a beautiful, poignant, moving story of a soaring mind trapped in a damaged body. Read it." - Hugo, Campbell and Nebula award-winning author Robert J. Sawyer, author of Flashforward and other bestsellers
Download or read book A Frying Pan Is Not a Gift written by Bob Borneman and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2011-11-30 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a big difference between wisdom and knowledge. Knowledge is what you get from reading books, going to school (if you stay awake) and touching the stove to see if it is hot, even though it is glowing red. Wisdom is correctly answering the question from your wife honey, do these jeans make my butt look big? If you have not yet attained wisdom, the answer to this question is not no honey, it aint the jeans; its that bag of Oreos you ate last night. Since the average marriage only lasts 8 years, I feel blessed to still be married to the same person for 32 years (and counting). Both my parents and my wifes parents never divorced. I do recall my father in-law stating on the occasion of his 50th wedding anniversary I have never considered divorce, murder possibly, but never divorce. Humor runs deep and wide throughout our family. This book is written for the guys who are married, are getting married or think they want to be married, so they will not make some of the same mistakes I made when trying to learn how to be married.
Download or read book Heaven or Spell written by ReGina Welling and published by Willow Hill Books. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fate Weaver series featuring Lexi Balefire, matchmaking witch, has elements of mystery, romance, and the supernatural. Take a walk on the lighter side of urban fantasy—all the fun, but less of it between the sheets. All’s well that ends spell For a whisper of a second, Lexi Balefire thought she had everything she could ever want – the rift in her family healed, Kin’s memory of their love returned, and most importantly balance between her inner witch and goddess. But Diana Diamond just won’t quit. When the evil sorceress begins her ill-advised assent to Olympus by killing one of Lexi's dear friends, it's time for the Queen of Broken Hearts to pay. To avenge Delta’s death and save the world from certain peril, Lexi will have to do the one thing she swore she’d never do – find her father, Cupid, and the last piece of her Fate Weaver heritage. Series keywords: witch fantasy mystery, romantic fantasy mystery, psychic witch mystery comedy, funny romantic paranormal mystery, romantic mystery ghosts, romantic mystery aura reader, light romantic suspense, spirits, ghosts, tarot reader, romance series, romantic comedy series, paranormal romance, cozy romantic mystery series, for fans of Nora Roberts, romance mystery books, romance novels, fun and funny paranormal mystery series, cozy romance, romantic mystery, ghostly mystery, feel-good mystery, uplit, small town mystery, women sleuths, female protagonists, haunted mysteries, romantic mystery series, fae, faerie.
Download or read book The Fate Weaver Collection written by ReGina Welling and published by Willow Hill Books. This book was released on 2021-10-17 with total page 1433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lexi Balefire wears many hats, and only one of them is pointy. As the last of her line, she’s the current keeper of the Balefire, an ancient flame that brings magic to all witches. It’s a job that requires a certain amount of power, and Lexi’s only talent, a knack for matchmaking isn’t enough. When Lexi finally comes into her full power, she discovers a family secret that turns everything she ever knew about herself upside down. Her gift for matchmaking isn’t just a knack, it’s a direct inheritance from the father she never knew, and not the only thing he handed down to her. Follow Lexi as she uses the gifts from both sides of her family to fight a deranged demi-goddess bent on revenge and learns whether or not love really conquers all. This omnibus includes the entire Fate Weaver series.
Download or read book How to Spot a Liar written by Gregory Hartley and published by Red Wheel/Weiser. This book was released on 2012-07-22 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a US Army interrogator, expert advice on how to ask questions, assess body language and facial expressions, to extract the truth from anyone. Have you ever been lied to? Of course you have, whether you knew it or not. Ever caught a spouse, business partner, parent, boss, or child brazenly lying right to your face? What if you could tell someone was lying, just by listening to them, and observing their action and behavior? How to Spot a Liar is the first book that gives you the tools to figure out what’s really going on: to gain the upper hand in salary negotiation, move a prospective client toward the outcome you desire, and find out why you need to end a business or personal relationship. Who needs How to Spot a Liar? Anyone with a cheating spouse or manipulative boss. Anyone conducting job interviews or cold-calling prospective customers. Lawyers who need to “read” witnesses or jurors. Anyone trying to survive the dating scene or faced with a string of business meetings with clients. Anyone who has teenagers at home or works on Capitol Hill. Anyone whose success and happiness depends on clear interaction with others. And anyone who wants to become just a bit more inscrutable, in business, life . . . even at the poker table!
Download or read book Math For Real Life For Dummies written by Barry Schoenborn and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2013-02-06 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The easy way to brush up on the math skills you need in real life Not everyone retains the math they learned in school. Like any skill, your ability to speak "math" can deteriorate if left unused. From adding and subtracting money in a bank account to figuring out the number of shingles to put on a roof, math in all of its forms factors into daily life. Math For Real Life For Dummies provides you with the simple formulas and theorems that you're likely to encounter in the workplace, the kitchen, and even when playing games. You can turn to Math For Real Life For Dummies to brush up on your math skills or to handle everyday encounters, like calculating restaurant tips, understanding interest rates, and figuring out percentages and odds. Packed with real-world examples that make sense, Math For Real Life For Dummies takes the stress out of your daily calculation encounters. Provides tips for understanding and using basic mathematical concepts Shows you how math helps the mind to reason and organize complicated situations or problems into clear, simple, and logical steps Covers all of the math skills you're likely to need in everyday situations If you're looking for a practical, plain-English guide to mastering everyday math skills, Math For Real Life For Dummies has you covered.
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Download or read book Staying Sane When You re Going Through Menopause written by Pam Brodowsky and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2009-03-25 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They took away hormone replacement therapy and now hot flashes are back with a vengeance. What's a menopausal gal to do? If you're tired of fanning yourself in meetings or in line at the grocery store, cool your heels and take pleasure in these stories that provide inspiration and humor from those who have gone to the front lines of the battle--and survived. Here's how other savvy, sexy women have tamed the mid-life demons and stayed lean, even keeled, and in charge of "the change"!
Download or read book The Man Puzzle written by Phillip Petree and published by Petree Publishing. This book was released on 2015-08-15 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you confused by men? Written in an open, honest and straight forward manner, The Man Puzzle starts at the beginning and covers what goes into making a good man (and what goes wrong) and then moves through how men communicate, how men argue, what male emotions look like, how men test you during dating, what men really think about sex and all the way through what happens when men break-up including how men grieve. Based on interviews with 1000's of men, the author opens the door, peels back the curtain and shows you the heart, mind and soul of men.
Download or read book Dragons to Butterflies written by Johnnie Calloway and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2016-03-29 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Johnnie Calloway is a gifted story teller, and has written a superb personal account of his harrowing childhood, and adult life. Although he retells his experiences of emotional and physical abuse, neglect, heartache, and betrayal, and later his own addictions and struggles with mental illness, he manages to keep the reader thoroughly engaged and inspired by his strength and wisdom throughout this page turner. Johnnies willingness to be soul-baringly honest in this book as he traces his earliest memories into his teens and then adult years is truly unlike anything I have ever read. I have no doubt that his display of courage and his determination to go to any lengths necessary for his own healing will serve as a guiding light for countless readers. It is a story of hope and love, forgiveness and healing. I only wish it had been available when I was a practicing addictions counselor. I would have made it required reading! Callie Chappell-Nicholas Retired Addictions Counselor
