Download or read book Handle Your Shit a Poop Log Book written by Dt Productions and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-04 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every bathroom needs a poop log! This is the perfect gag gift for adults or teenagers! A perfect way to keep track of how often your going, the consistency, the time and any unusual traits! This stool log book is beneficial for those experiencing gastrointestinal discomfort and on a journey to finding relief. A great benefit to review with your doctor in creating a long term plan for better health. Include in each page is: Date Time Duration Unusual traits And a spot for you to draw it in if you so choose, to show the consistency Included in this bathroom diary: 120 pages, white interior, a beautiful matte finished cover. Check out my other funny diaries, log books, journals and notebooks by clicking my brand name 'DT Productions.'

Download or read book Handle Your Shit Poop Log Book Handy Stool Tracker written by Moonlight Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-24 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Poo Log Book Diary Information is everything, your poop can inform you on your current level of health. This stool log book is beneficial for those experiencing gastrointestinal discomfort and on a journey to finding relief. A great benefit to review with your doctor in creating a long term plan for better health. Book Features: - Includes Bristol Stool Chart - Daily Food Log & Stool Log Book Dimensions 6x9 Paperback Glossy Protective Cover Crisp White Writing Pages

Download or read book Lets Do This Shit a Poop Log Book and Journal written by The Smallest Room Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This practical poop tracking notebook is great as a functional health tracker and a gag gift! Poop is trending, funny and timeless! It's also a great way to track your bowel movements for discussing with your doctor. A diary with a sense of humor great for people with Crohn's Disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, colitis, celiac disease, or other health conditions where tracking your BMs is useful. Features: Convenient and portable 6x9 inch size Paperback Matte Cover 100 pages Space for recording: Date Time Food/Beverage Last Poop Smell, Color, Density, Appearance Notes and concerns And a sketch or drawing of what the poo looked like! Give this as a hilarious, yet useful poop journal as a gift or get one for yourself. Add to your cart now!

Download or read book Shit Happens a Poop Log Book and Journal written by The Smallest Room Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This practical poop tracking notebook is great as a functional health tracker and a gag gift! Poop is trending, funny and timeless! It's also a great way to track your bowel movements for discussing with your doctor. A diary with a sense of humor great for people with Crohn's Disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, colitis, celiac disease, or other health conditions where tracking your BMs is useful. Features: Convenient and portable 6x9 inch size Paperback Matte Cover 100 pages Space for recording: Date Time Food/Beverage Last Poop Smell, Color, Density, Appearance Notes and concerns And a sketch or drawing of what the poo looked like! Give this as a hilarious, yet useful poop journal as a gift or get one for yourself. Add to your cart now!

Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Download or read book The Origin of Feces written by David Waltner-Toews and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An entertaining and enlightening exploration of why waste matters, this cultural history explores an often ignored subject matter and makes a compelling argument for a deeper understanding of human and animal waste. Approaching the subject from a variety of perspectives--evolutionary, ecological, and cultural--this examination shows how integral excrement is to biodiversity, agriculture, public health, food production and distribution, and global ecosystems. From primordial ooze, dung beetles, bug frass, cat scats, and flush toilets to global trade, pandemics, and energy, this is the awesome, troubled, uncensored story of feces.

Download or read book Shitting Log Book Because Every Day Can t Start Without Shit written by Frivolous Frivolous Publisher and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A must-have for every self-respecting toilet.From now on, no poop will be forgotten, and the memory of it will be recorded in a unique shit journal.He's really cool, look what's inside. You have 28 places at your disposal for your family members, friends, neighbors and even a postman!Each member must provide 6 of his data and the initial by which his purchase will be identified.The poops are described by 9 parameters, so you can see exactly how your poop changes when you eat a spicy kebab, get drunk or, even more insanely, choose to become vegan.Each page is one week to write down your morning rituals. You can enter weeks, months and years yourself, so the logbook does not expire.How much space do you have to save your purchases?As many as 135 pages or 1050 days.To make your shitting time more pleasant, informative and ridiculous stool facts begin at the end of the book.From them you will learn what your poo says about you.There are also curiosities from the world that will amaze even the greatest globetrotters.As you can see, you don't need to take your phone to the toilet anymore. Reading shampoo or soap labels will also no longer be necessary.This funny shit journal is not only a great addition to your bathroom, but also a brilliant humorous gift.Don't wait until you go to the bathroom to hand over an anonymous poo. Get your shit logbook today.

Download or read book Let That Shit Go Poop Log Book written by alpha Librarie 1 and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-20 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Poop Log Book The best way to Track your bowel movements for discussing with your doctor and to help you notice any changes that can indicate some health problems. This Book contains: >6 x 9 Inches 120 Pages >First Page: Bristol Stool chart (Types) >Second Page: Food Log ( Meal, Time, Food, Water Intake) >Third Page: Stool Log ( Type, Time, Smell/Description, Stool color) You can look inside :)

Download or read book Shittiest Journal Ever a Poop Log Book and Journal written by The Smallest Room Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-26 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This practical poop tracking notebook is great as a functional health tracker and a gag gift! Poop is trending, funny and timeless! It's also a great way to track your bowel movements for discussing with your doctor. A diary with a sense of humor great for people with Crohn's Disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, colitis, celiac disease, or other health conditions where tracking your BMs is useful. Features: Convenient and portable 6x9 inch size Paperback Matte Cover 100 pages Space for recording: Date Time Food/Beverage Last Poop Smell, Color, Density, Appearance Notes and concerns And a sketch or drawing of what the poo looked like! Give this as a hilarious, yet useful poop journal as a gift or get one for yourself. Add to your cart now!

Download or read book Poop Log Book Handy Stool Tracker written by Moonlight Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-24 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Poo Log Book Diary Information is everything, your poop can inform you on your current level of health. This stool log book is beneficial for those experiencing gastrointestinal discomfort and on a journey to finding relief. A great benefit to review with your doctor in creating a long term plan for better health. Book Features: - Includes Bristol Stool Chart - Daily Food Log & Stool Log Book Dimensions 6x9 Paperback Glossy Protective Cover Crisp White Writing Pages

Download or read book What s Your Poo Telling You written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Download or read book My Poop Log Book written by Feces Log Feces Log Book and published by . This book was released on 2018-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Poop Log Book For The Bathroom, Doctor's Visits, or Gag Gift. This 8.25" X 6" 100 Page Feces Journal Log Book Is Sure To Please. Funny Bathroom Book I Pooped Doctor's Visit Bathroom Humor Gift Log book for Poop piddle pivot plod plow poke along pounce prance protrude prowl pursue BSN RN LPN Medical Humor Gift Notebook to log poops

Download or read book Know Your Shit written by Shawn Shafner and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2022-03 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is an illustrated guide to understanding our poo! There's no denying it, the way our bowel movements look tells us quite a bit about our diets and gastrointestinal health. And while your health is no laughing matter, there is no reason not to have some fun when taking care of yourself. Know Your Shit is a fun and informative illustrated, quick-reference guide that helps you interpret your poop. If your poop is telling you that your diet needs to change, this book also helps you make good choices about the food you eat. The perfect bathroom book, you'll know exactly where to leave Know Your Shit.--

Download or read book The Land written by Aleron Kong and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 8th Novel of the Internationally Acclaimed Chaos Seeds Saga Over 100 THOUSAND ????? Reviews A mesmerizing tale reminiscent of the brutality of Goblin Slayer and the majesty of Game of Thrones Audible's Customer Favorite of the Year! #1 Audiobook 2017 #1 in Epic Fantasy || #1 in HumorWelcome my friends! Welcome... to "The Land!" The battle of the dead was won, but at a great cost. Sion,leader of the Mist Village was left with only pain and regret as Richter was claimed by the abyss. What no one but the abandoned chaos seed knows is that he narrowly avoided the curse of the lich Singh, a curse that still hangs above his head. Now, surrounded by miles of darkness and tons of crushing rock,Richter has to find his way back into the light. The only problem is that this monster of a man is being pursued by monsters, a demon and his own foolish choices. Faced with all the dangers of the deep dark, what will Richter say when the buried horrors of The Land come a calling and asked if he's paid his dues? Well he'll look right back, stare that horror in the eye and say, "Yes sir, the check is in the mail!" Welcome back my friends! Welcome back... to The Land! ps - Gnomes still Rule!

Download or read book All My Poop Shit Poop Log written by Bowel Tracker Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poop Log: Bowel Health Tracker, Daily Record Journal, Stool Notebook, Poo Logbook, Bristol Chart, Book This personal Poop Log diary is a great way that you can track your bowel movement. Also includes a Bristol Chart. Perfect & handy for those who like or need to record frequency & consistency of bowel movements or taking to your doctor appointment. If you have bowel related issues, this will help keep you organized and have all of your information in one place.Great & special gift for family or friends. This journal contains a 2 page layout & space for tracking: Food Intake Log - Date, Time, Food That You Eat, Drink Stool Log - Time, Type, Notes, Color Details If you need to record your bowel activity & how many times a day you take a crap, this is a must have. Journals, books & planners help you get and stay on top of your situations by tracking your important info. Super easy to use. Size is 6x9 inches, 93 pages, soft matte finish cover, quality white paper, black ink, paperback.

Download or read book My Poop Doesn t Stink written by Archie Medes and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-06 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Track Your Poop! Track your bowel motions in this handy log book. Has space to record over 150 poops. Track all the important things you need to know about your poop for health or fun (fun? did I just write that?). A useful log for your log. Makes a great gift for Dad. (sorry Dad).

Download or read book Holy Shit written by Gene Logsdon and published by Chelsea Green Publishing. This book was released on 2010-08-30 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his insightful new book, Holy Shit: Managing Manure to Save Mankind, contrary farmer Gene Logsdon provides the inside story of manure-our greatest, yet most misunderstood, natural resource. He begins by lamenting a modern society that not only throws away both animal and human manure-worth billions of dollars in fertilizer value-but that spends a staggering amount of money to do so. This wastefulness makes even less sense as the supply of mined or chemically synthesized fertilizers dwindles and their cost skyrockets. In fact, he argues, if we do not learn how to turn our manures into fertilizer to keep food production in line with increasing population, our civilization, like so many that went before it, will inevitably decline. With his trademark humor, his years of experience writing about both farming and waste management, and his uncanny eye for the small but important details, Logsdon artfully describes how to manage farm manure, pet manure and human manure to make fertilizer and humus. He covers the field, so to speak, discussing topics like: How to select the right pitchfork for the job and use it correctly How to operate a small manure spreader How to build a barn manure pack with farm animal manure How to compost cat and dog waste How to recycle toilet water for irrigation purposes, and How to get rid ourselves of our irrational paranoia about feces and urine. Gene Logsdon does not mince words. This fresh, fascinating and entertaining look at an earthy, but absolutely crucial subject, is a small gem and is destined to become a classic of our agricultural literature.