Download or read book Drunk Cats written by Charlie Ellis and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2021-10-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats love a drink! When you’re not looking, your kitty is busy getting liquored up. This book gathers the best photos of cats getting buzzed off booze and looking pawfully pitiful the morning after. These snaps of sordid and sozzled pussycats have also been paired with hilarious captions telling us what their meowing actually means.

Download or read book Drunk Cats written by Charlie Ellis and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2021-10-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats love a drink! When you’re not looking, your kitty is busy getting liquored up. This book gathers the best photos of cats getting buzzed off booze and looking pawfully pitiful the morning after. These snaps of sordid and sozzled pussycats have also been paired with hilarious captions telling us what their meowing actually means.

Download or read book Drunk Divorced Covered in Cat Hair written by Laurie Perry and published by Health Communications, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-10-15 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring personal knitting recipes and patterns, this book is the irreverent first-person narrative of a contemporary, displaced Southern woman facing life after her husband leaves her to get his creativity back.

Download or read book Drunk Dogs written by Charlie Ellis and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2021-10-14 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dogs love a drink! When you’re not looking, your four-legged friend is busy knocking them back. This book gathers the best photos of dogs getting buzzed off booze and looking pawfully pitiful the morning after. These snaps of hedonistic and hazy hounds have also been paired with hilarious captions telling us what their barking is all about.

Download or read book The Best Cat Memes Ever written by Charlie Ellis and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2019-04-11 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dive into this book of hilarious and relatable memes as told by the internet’s favourite animal: cats! For life’s every up and down, there’s a meme to capture the feeling – and with their sassy personalities, their endless curiosity and their distinct capacity for being that little bit odd, who better to live these moments with us than our cuddly feline friends? You might not realize it, but some of the everyday moments in our lives are actually universal – and these cats are here to tell it like it is. Have you ever experienced: The awkward moment someone says “Just smile naturally” and you forget what natural is? The moment you accidentally open the front-facing camera and you’re confronted with your many chins? The flash of terror when you’re home alone and you hear an odd noise? The satisfaction of walking in time to your music? The crushing awkwardness of saying “you too” when a waiter tells you to enjoy your meal? If you answered “yes” to any of the above, then this book is for you! Look no further and dive into this collection, which contains the most hilarious and relatable memes about life, told through the expressive brilliance of cats.

Download or read book Midnight written by Josephine Cox and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-08-14 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #1 London Times bestselling author in her native England—and, in fact, one of the UK’s most consistently bestselling authors over the past several years—Josephine Cox returns with Midnight. In this powerful, dark love story, Cox tells the story of Jack, haunted by personal demons from a shadowed past, and devoted, adoring Molly, and their struggles to preserve a relationship shrouded in shocking secrets and plagued by malignant forces. The author of Born Bad, The Loner, Lovers & Liars, and other masterworks of contemporary women’s fiction, Cox will captivate Rosamund Pilcher, Barbard Delinsky, and Amanda Stevens fans, who will be thrilled to discover that Midnight lingers on in the heart and the memory.

Download or read book The Feline Umbrella written by Roy D Perkins and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2024-02-12 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of Yvonne Wilson, an accountant, and Oliver, a grossly overweight black-and-white tuxedo cat. Yvonne witnesses an execution-style murder of three people. Even with limited police protection and the promise of being put in the witness protection program, Yvonne fully realizes that MS-13 gang members or the mob are going to kill her. The mob has hired MS-13 gang members to expedite the matter. After believing that she is in a hopeless dilemma, Yvonne notices a huge black-and-white tuxedo cat that has just appeared in her living room. He is a talking cat named Oliver. Oliver explains that he was sent from heaven to protect Yvonne from the MS-13 gang members and the mob. He assures her that the mob/MS-13 cannot harm her. He will protect her until she dies a natural death. Yvonne soon realizes that Oliver can back up what he says. He has supernatural powers. He is omniscient (all-knowing), omnipotent (all-powerful), omnipresent (can be in more than one place at the same time), and clairvoyant (can see into the future). Oliver is here for the duration. He will never leave her. After a while, Yvonne and Oliver grow on each other. They become inseparable. The story is full of love, and there is a human and feline bonding. Yvonne often shoots it out with MS-13 gang members and mobsters. Although close to a deity, Oliver does have some faults. He is always on a thin line between being a law officer and an outlaw. After he becomes an FBI agent, he takes some of his salary and donates the rest to charity. When he is short of cash, he prints $100 bills in Yvonne's basement. Since the bills are real, he can't be accused of counterfeiting.

Download or read book Never Anyone But You written by Rupert Thomson and published by Other Press, LLC. This book was released on 2018-06-05 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named a Best Book of the Year by The Guardian, The Observer, PopMatters, and Sydney Morning Herald. The true story of a love affair between two extraordinary women becomes a literary tour deforce in this novel that recreates the surrealist movement in Paris and the horrors of the two world wars with a singular incandescence and intimacy. In the years preceding World War I, two young women meet, by chance, in a provincial town in France. Suzanne Malherbe, a shy seventeen-year-old with a talent for drawing, is completely entranced by the brilliant but troubled Lucie Schwob, who comes from a family of wealthy Jewish intellectuals. They embark on a clandestine love affair, terrified they will be discovered, but then, in an astonishing twist of fate, the mother of one marries the father of the other. As “sisters” they are finally free of suspicion, and, hungry for a more stimulating milieu, they move to Paris at a moment when art, literature, and politics blend in an explosive cocktail. Having reinvented themselves as Claude Cahun and Marcel Moore, they move in the most glamorous social circles, meeting everyone from Hemingway and Dalí to André Breton, and produce provocative photographs that still seem avant-garde today. In the 1930s, with the rise of anti-Semitism and threat of fascism, they leave Paris for Jersey, and it is on this idyllic island that they confront their destiny, creating a campaign of propaganda against Hitler’s occupying forces that will put their lives in jeopardy. Brilliantly imagined, profoundly thought-provoking, and ultimately heartbreaking, Never Anyone But You infuses life into a forgotten history as only great literature can.

Download or read book More Than Conquerors written by Megan Hustad and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-02-11 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A memoir about the author's Evangelical upbringing and how it's impacted her life as an adult"--

Download or read book Where I Live Now written by Lucia Berlin and published by Godine+ORM. This book was released on 2017-04-01 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times–bestselling author of So Long contemplates the human condition in this short story collection for fans of Grace Paley & Alice Munro. The elusive nature of happiness is a compelling theme in Where I Live Now. The survivors in these stories—many of them society's marginal or excluded people, fighting alcohol or drug addiction, bearing emotional scars—recognize it all too well. They mourn the lost dreams of youth, the roads not taken. They suffer the damage life inflicts: the ache of loneliness, the pain of separation, the fear of death. Set mainly in Los Angeles, Lucia Berlin’s gritty working-class stories bridge the gap between the Americas—rich and poor, North and South, Anglo and Hispanic. While her style has been compared to Raymond Carver’s, and her dream- and drink-addicted characters to Richard Yates’s, her fictional territory and fatalistic humor are hers alone. Praise for Where I Live Now “Berlin’s literary model is Chekhov, but there are extra-literary models too, including the extended jazz solo, with its surges, convolutions, and asides. This is writing of a very high order.” —August Kleinzahler, London Review of Books “This remarkable collection occasionally put me in mind of Annie Proulx’s Accordion Crimes, with its sweep of American origins and places. Berlin is our Scheherazade, continually surprising her readers with a startling variety of voices, vividly drawn characters, and settings alive with sight and sound.” —Barbara Barnard, American Book Review “Berlin is marvelously successful, placing her memorable characters in gripping situations, plumbing their messed-up lives for pathos and allowing us to see deeply into their souls.” —Publishers Weekly

Download or read book The Cycle of Arawn The Complete Trilogy written by Edward W. Robertson and published by Edward W. Robertson. This book was released on 2014-09-21 with total page 3519 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dante Galand is young. Penniless. Alone. But devoted to learning the dark magic of his world. His quest will take him from the city gutters to a foreign land of sorcerers. To a war for independence. And finally, to another war—this time, for his people's very survival. A USA Today bestselling series, THE CYCLE OF ARAWN is a complete trilogy of 1600 pages—more than half a million words of strife, civil war, friendships made and broken, and one man's obsession to become the greatest sorcerer since the days of the gods.

Download or read book Corpse Collector written by Di YuShuSheng and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-20 with total page 637 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: to lead you into a humorous, yet frightening, story...

Download or read book The Bone Bodies written by David Martin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was still light so I decided to venture out into the garden. I had never walked out of an argument before, and certainly not one at such an early stage. I think we were both quite pig headed, and my pride had taken an instant punch to the kidney. I didn't expect Rachel to follow me outside, and I certainly didn't want her to. I had slighted her suggestion, and she had taken it badly. I knew I should have stayed, talked it through and made her see my side of things. I should have told her that I would do this film, and if the future didn't work out as I hoped then I would consider her proposal. Hell, as an accountant she would set the business up for me and keep all the books. All I would have to do was do up shitty old houses. Most of it was all cosmetic anyway, a lick of paint here, a new carpet there, a few light fittings and stuff. All done on the cheap, supermarket goods made to look expensive. People would pay more for the houses giving me more profit. Once they moved in they could take all my crappy fittings out if they wanted to, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest. I had the skill for it, and that was one of the most important factors in her proposal. The one thing I didn't have just now was the will to do it, and that made one bitch of a difference. I walked down the path at the front of the house. I marvelled at my own work as I passed by, the grass was neatly cut, and was growing in neat strips, making it look like a professionally cut soccer pitch or tennis court. The gravel driveway was well laid and even. There were a couple of stone sculptures at either end of the drive. In fact they weren't stone at all, but a kind of outdoor material made to look like stone. They were weighted down with sand and looked pretty authentic. I figured that if my movie was a success and I got other roles soon I would invest in some real stone ones. I wandered right down to the end of the drive, where our land meets the main road. When I say main road, I don't mean a major carriageway, it was actually a B-road which led towards the M1. There wasn't a lot of traffic around at the best of times, although tonight was unusually silent. I couldn't even hear the usual dull and distant roar of the traffic from the motorway as a thousand souls passed in the near vicinity of my life. Tonight there seemed to be nobody about, not even in the distance. It was just the night for a perfect murder. Why that thought entered my head I was unsure, it just suddenly popped in there and refused to budge. It was disturbing that I should have such an idea so easy, but there it was. I could kill Rachel, and then there would be no reason why I couldn't do whatever I wanted. I could act forever, I could paint houses forever, whatever the fuck I wanted to do. With her out of the way there would be nothing to stop me except my own ambition. I couldn't quite believe I was having these thoughts. I know that everyone is prone to the occasional lapse in normal behaviour, but it usually passes in a moment or two. It also leads to intense remorse that the thought ever occurred. Not in this case though. The thought of digging a grave right here and now, and luring Rachel here, throwing her into the newly dug hole and covering it with earth. She would scream for a while, but there would be nobody to hear her. I would keep filling the hole with earth, and then the screaming would stop. She would be gone forever. I would report her missing, and she would never be found. I would be looked at with sympathy, and my career would skyrocket because of it. I would be the hero who came back from the brink to relaunch a successful acting career. I would marry a supermodel, but not before a string of torrid but highly sexually charged relationships had taken place. I had a peculiar sensation of déjà vu, as if this wasn't exactly a new thought, or indeed a new experience for me. I did

Download or read book The Cat who Drank Too Much written by LeClair Bissell and published by . This book was released on 1982 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tells the story of a cat's growing addiction to alcohol, and its eventual decision to seek help.

Download or read book Dying with Angst written by David J. Pedersen and published by Odysia Press. This book was released on 2019-01-17 with total page 804 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every two thousand years, the elements go to war on Ehrde. The winner is awarded the prize, which allows that element to shape the world to their liking. Magic is the final element standing, and his vision of Ehrde has no room for humans. After months of mourning, Angst concludes that picking up his giant magical sword Chryslaenor had triggered the Element War. The only way to save everyone is to claim the prize and stop himself from ever wielding the sword. Convinced this will kill Angst and destroy Ehrde, his friends vow to stop him at all costs. The only one willing to help Angst is also the most notorious criminal in Unsel—Victoria’s younger cousin Alloria. The beautiful teen princess can out-drink, out-party, and out-flirt Angst. Is she his perfect companion, or his perfect foil? On the run from his friends, his foes, and every nation on Ehrde, Angst races Magic to win the one thing that could save everyone he loves. Join Angst and his friends on his final adventure. A Midlife Crisis in Medieval Times

Download or read book Just Because written by R.D. Runnels and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-12-19 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rankin Loyd prides himself on not backing down from a challenge. His brother, even more so. Seeing an opportunity to do something that had never been done in this manner, Rankin isnt sure that he wants to tackle the challenge even though he thinks he just might be smart enough to pull it off. With the pressure of his brother and the fact that the adventure is extremely dangerous and highly illegal, a side of the law that best suits him, he isnt sure if it will be worth trying if it will surely cost him the very recent storybook love of his life.

Download or read book Drugs of Abuse written by Michael J. Kuhar and published by Cavendish Square Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2012-01-15 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 124 articles provide ready reference to details about the most popular and most dangerous substances, both legal and illegal, that affect students and the general public today.