Download or read book Blaze Union and the Puddin Head Schools written by W.T. Kosmos and published by Wise Wit Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-05-05 with total page 513 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ABSURDITY WARNING Dear Courageous Reader, Warning: this story contains dangerous amounts of satire, political rivalries, and human stupidity! Expect delusional leaders, brainwashed followers, spoon fights, head butting (with and without spoon helmets), the infamous large-hand rules, and in general, an entire nation of schools in complete chaos. If you are hoping for a cozy, heart warming or sappy romance, this is definitely not the story for you. But for the brave and curious, dive in—you might just discover some hidden truths buried in the madness. Beware, though: side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, confusion, outrage, or an overwhelming urge to question everything you thought you knew about wildly dysfunctional schools. And don’t forget your spoon helmet—you’ll need it. Spoons up! Heigi hooga! W.T. Kosmos Paradox, USA, Earth, Milky Way Finalist of the 2023 Mark Twain Book Award for Humor / Satire. "Gloriously absurd... delightfully funny." — Kirkus Reviews

Download or read book Maya and Waggers I Have to Scoop What written by W.T. Kosmos and published by Wise Wit Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-12-05 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of humorous stories with strong female characters. In this “hilarious tale about canine care” (Kirkus Reviews), Maya, her best friend Lily, and their energetic new rescue puppy Waggers stay with Uncle Puddin' Head, who’s obsessed with his perfectly pristine lawn. But Waggers’ bathroom habits are anything but lawn-friendly! To avoid trouble and her biggest fear, Maya sneaks Waggers into the wacky neighbors’ yards, sparking a whirlwind of chaos in the community. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments and valuable life lessons, this “delightful story” (The Book Commentary) shows kids that responsibility—and a little courage—can help clean up even the messiest of situations.

Download or read book Pride s Spell written by Matt Wallace and published by Tordotcom. This book was released on 2016-06-21 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The team at Sin du Jour—New York’s exclusive caterers-to-the-damned—find themselves up against their toughest challenge yet when they’re lured out west to prepare a feast in the most forbidding place in America: Hollywood, where false gods rule supreme. Meanwhile, back at home, Ritter is attacked at home by the strangest hit-squad the world has ever seen, and the team must pull out all the stops if they’re to prevent themselves from being offered up as the main course in a feast they normally provide Starring: The Prince of Lies, Lena Tarr, Darren Vargas. With Byron Luck. Introducing: the Easter Bunny. Pride's Spell is the third installment in Matt Wallace's Sin du Jour series. Sin du Jour Book 1: Envy of Angels Book 2: Lustlocked Book 3: Pride's Spell Book 4: Idle Ingredients Book 5: Greedy Pigs Book 6: Gluttony Bay Book 7: Taste of Wrath At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book The Golden One written by W. T. Kosmos and published by . This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finding The Golden One Takes Genius For generations, the Lumberjack Leprechauns have followed the king's orders to find the great pot o' gold buried underneath trees. But their lives' purpose and tree chopping mission are flipped upside down after the king loses the first democratic election to President Leafhopper, an ally of the dreaded Tree Huggers and champion of deforestation regulations. When the Lumberjack Leprechauns' wee leader, Stumpsharp, is captured after a disastrous attempt to storm the castle, Axestorm, Chopwit, and Sawdunce devise an ingenious method to find their next leader: A costume contest in the North Woods.

Download or read book Ninety Nine Fire Hoops written by Allison Hong Merrill and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-20 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Allison Hong is not your typical fifteen-year-old Taiwanese girl. Unwilling to bend to the conditioning of her Chinese culture, which demands that women submit to men’s will, she disobeys her father’s demand to stay in their faith tradition, Buddhism, and instead joins the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Then, six years later, she drops out of college to serve a mission—a decision for which her father disowns her. After serving her mission in Taiwan, twenty-two-year-old Allison marries her Chinese-speaking American boyfriend, Cameron Chastain. But sixteen months later, Allison returns home to their Texas apartment and is shocked to discover that, in her two-hour absence, Cameron has taken all the money, moved out, and filed for divorce. Desperate for love and acceptance, Allison moves to Utah and enlists in an imaginary, unforgiving dating war against the bachelorettes at Brigham Young University, where the rules don’t make sense—and winning isn’t what she thought it would be.

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Download or read book One Life written by Megan Rapinoe and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An instant New York Times bestseller! “Rapinoe's 'signature pose' from the 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup is synonymous to the feeling we got when finishing this book: heart full, arms wide and ready to take up space in this world.”—USA Today Megan Rapinoe, Olympic gold medalist and two-time Women's World Cup champion, reveals for the first time her life both on and off the field. Guided by her personal journey into social justice, brimming with humor, humanity, and joy, she urges all of us to ask ourselves, What will you do with your one life? Only four years old when she kicked her first soccer ball, Megan Rapinoe developed a love – and clear talent – for the game at a young age. But it was her parents who taught her that winning was much less important than how she lived her life. From childhood on, Rapinoe always did what she could to stand up for what was right—even if it meant going up against people who disagreed. In One Life, Megan Rapinoe invites readers on a remarkable journey, looking back on both her victories and her failures, and pulls back the curtain on events we know only from the headlines. After the 2011 World Cup, discouraged by how few athletes were open about their sexuality, Rapinoe decided to come out publicly as gay and use her platform to advocate for marriage equality. Recognizing the power she had to bring attention to critical issues, in 2016 she took a knee during the national anthem in solidarity with former NFL player Colin Kaepernick to protest racial injustice and police brutality—the first high-profile white athlete to do so. The backlash was immediate, but it couldn’t compare to the overwhelming support. Rapinoe became a force of change. Here for the first time, Rapinoe reflects upon some of the most pivotal moments in her life and career – from her realization in college that she was gay, through the disputes with soccer coaches and officials over her decision to kneel, to the first time she met her now-fiancé WNBA champion Sue Bird, and up through suing the US Soccer Federation over gender discrimination and equal pay. Throughout, Rapinoe makes clear the obligation we all have to speak up, and the impact each of us can have on our communities. Deeply personal and inspiring, One Life reveals that real, concrete change lies within all of us, and asks: If we all have the same resource—this one precious life, made up of the decisions we make every day—what are you going to do? "One Life makes it clear that Rapinoe’s greatest accomplishments may ultimately come away from the soccer pitch. She’s a new kind of American hero."—San Francisco Chronicle

Download or read book The Big Trivia Quiz Book written by DK and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 524 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Put your general knowledge to the test, and impress your family and friends with your astonishing brainpower and trivia genius. An addictive quiz book for all the family featuring 10,000 questions, The Big Quiz Book has something for everyone. With 10 different general knowledge categories - from Science & Technology, Art & Literature, and Natural History, to Food & Drink, Film & TV, and Sport & Leisure - and three increasing levels of difficulty, it offers a fresh and up-to-the-minute quizzing experience that will educate and entertain all the family. Bursting with fascinating facts to boost your trivia knowledge, whatever your specialist subject or your nemesis topic, The Big Quiz Book is perfect for home entertainment and virtual pub quizzes. You won't be able to put it down!

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