Download or read book Blaze Union and the Puddin Head Schools written by W.T. Kosmos and published by Wise Wit Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-05-05 with total page 515 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world of divisive politicians, brainwashed followers, and extreme school rivalries between spoon-wielding Puddin’ Heads and their sworn enemies, the Sweeties, 14-year-old Blaze Union is expelled for the offense of playing guitar and soccer with hands deemed “too large” by MegaCorp standards. But instead of dropping out, Blaze embarks on a mission to become Island Nation's top school boss and liberate students and teachers from an absurd existence. Armed with a sarcastic teacher and a band of rebellious misfits, Blaze's revolution rapidly gains momentum, catching powerful knuckleheads off guard. But as shocking events escalate the conflict between the Puddin' Heads and Sweeties, Blaze faces unexpected enemies, shady alliances, and a disturbing question: are these catastrophes just coincidences, the fallout of her rebellion, or the work of hidden forces lurking in the shadows? With the country on edge, Blaze must confront the truth before her revolution unravels and the nation’s schools spiral into chaos. Brace yourself for a wild adventure filled with delusional leaders, epic showdowns, and a fight for freedom like no other. And don’t forget your spoon helmet—you’ll need it. Finalist - 2023 Mark Twain Book Award - Humor / Satire "Gloriously absurd... delightfully funny." — Kirkus Reviews "Hilarious... A must read." — Karen Johnson, teacher

Download or read book Maya and Waggers I Have to Scoop What written by W.T. Kosmos and published by Wise Wit Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-12-05 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of humorous stories with strong female characters. In this “hilarious tale about canine care” (Kirkus Reviews), Maya, her best friend Lily, and their energetic new rescue puppy Waggers stay with Uncle Puddin' Head, who’s obsessed with his perfectly pristine lawn. But Waggers’ bathroom habits are anything but lawn-friendly! To avoid trouble and her biggest fear, Maya sneaks Waggers into the wacky neighbors’ yards, sparking a whirlwind of chaos in the community. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments and valuable life lessons, this “delightful story” (The Book Commentary) shows kids that responsibility—and a little courage—can help clean up even the messiest of situations.

Download or read book Maya and Waggers written by W.T. Kosmos and published by Wise Wit Press, LLC. This book was released on 2024-11-22 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Will Maya’s Gossip Bring Fame—or Disaster? In this laugh-out-loud journey through social media chaos, Maya is determined to step out of her famous sister’s shadow by climbing to influencer stardom on Mega Gossip. She announces a controversial parade, posts hilarious AI videos of her uncle’s quirky neighbors, and stirs up gossip in a neighborhood that doesn’t take kindly to outsiders. But when her posts spark a social media firestorm and community uproar, Maya is launched into a wild adventure with her best friend and extraordinary puppy—whose tail wagging only seems to add to the madness! As tensions rise, Maya encounters unforgettable life lessons and faces the biggest challenges of her life. A hilarious tale of community and digital citizenship, perfect for readers ages 8 - 12. Why Kids and Parents Will Love This Story: Humor and Adventure: A laugh-out-loud story with thrilling, fast-paced action that keeps readers engaged. Relatable Characters: Maya’s quest for fame, friendship, family connection, and wanting to be liked resonates with young readers. Life Lessons: Teaches valuable lessons about responsibility, friendship, self-acceptance, and the impact of social media. Animal Appeal: The lovable, rescue puppy Waggers, along with some unexpected wild animals, adds charm and heart to the story. Digital Citizenship: Sparks important conversations about online choices and social media responsibility. Community and Belonging: Explores themes of belonging and community within a wacky neighborhood, creating a platform for conversations about acceptance and learning from differences. Praise for Maya and Waggers #1: I Have to Scoop What? My daughter begged me to keep reading! — Parent This is most definitely not a bed time story - too much laughing and fun! It's one of my daughter's favorites now. — Parent A hilarious tale about canine care. This series opener starring Maya deftly captures the childhood spirit that comes with owning a dog. It does a remarkable job of teaching responsibility in an amusing way. — Kirkus Reviews Highly recommended! Children will not only laugh and enjoy reading Maya and Waggers, but will learn a lot about responsibility, making connections, having fun, and choices... A cute story with relatable text and characters that are curious and relevant... A quick and enjoyable read with laugh-out-loud moments. — Reader Views A light-hearted and enjoyable read that offers a nuanced perspective on young pet ownership, balancing the responsibilities with the intrinsic joy pets bring into our lives… The book’s humor is subtle yet effective, keeping readers engaged and chuckling from start to finish. Kosmos’s ability to channel a child's viewpoint makes this book a delightful addition to children’s literature. — Literary Titan An entertainingly fresh story that captures the beauty of childhood adventures, friendship, and the responsibilities that come with owning a puppy. This book is a delightful read for children aged 8 and above, packed with humor and lessons about life... The humor in the story is a highlight, with moments that will make any reader chuckle… With its well-crafted characters, humor, and meaningful messages, it's a book that both kids and parents can enjoy together. — The Book Commentary Book #1: Maya and Waggers: I Have to Scoop What? Book #2: Maya and Waggers: MEGA GOSSIP Books can be read in any order.

Download or read book Thump written by Timothy Lim and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2017-10-31 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Thump—an unassuming, unconventional, and utterly unstoppable bunny—as he campaigns his way across the USA, overcoming the competition and hopping straight into the White House! "Everything about this makes me laugh." - Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert Whether you want to share the story of Trump’s amazing election with your children or grandchildren, or you just want a callback to your own childhood, THUMP is the perfect retelling of the unforgettable race of 2016. In the year 2016, with a hop, skip and jump, A candidate stormed the stage: A bunny named Thump! His goal is nothing less than to become President And to make America great for each resident! But his campaign trail is fraught with challenge and peril, Attacked on all sides by fiends ferocious and feral! There are traitors and crooks and old establishment guard And rabid media watchdogs unchained from their yard! Will the winningest of bunnies take his greatest stand And find his way to the highest office in the land? We won’t spoil it for you here, but you might have a guess… Come join Thump and his party on the road to success! "Deplorable, but adorable. I love these drawings and believe that every true Trumper should have one on their coffee table to confound whatever liberal friends they have left." (Chuck Dixon, Author of the New York Times #1 Bestsellers, Clinton Cash: A Graphic Novel and The Forgotten Man: Graphic Edition) "Thump and his friends are so adorable you just want to grab them by the ears." (Lisa De Pasquale, Author of The Social Justice Warrior Handbook and I Wish I Might) "The illustrations in this book are fantastic! And Thump the Bunny reminds me of someone, I just can't put my finger on it." (Tom Shillue, host of The Tom Shillue Show and author of Mean Dads for a Better America) "The journey of a patriotic rabbit (Thump) battling the forces attempting to destroy the country he loves, and his willingness to jump whatever obstacles he must to Make America Great Again. Your kids will love it, so will you!" (Scott McEwen, #1 New York Times Bestselling Co-Author of American Sniper and the Nationally Bestselling Sniper Elite Series of novels)

Download or read book Pride s Spell written by Matt Wallace and published by Tordotcom. This book was released on 2016-06-21 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The team at Sin du Jour—New York’s exclusive caterers-to-the-damned—find themselves up against their toughest challenge yet when they’re lured out west to prepare a feast in the most forbidding place in America: Hollywood, where false gods rule supreme. Meanwhile, back at home, Ritter is attacked at home by the strangest hit-squad the world has ever seen, and the team must pull out all the stops if they’re to prevent themselves from being offered up as the main course in a feast they normally provide Starring: The Prince of Lies, Lena Tarr, Darren Vargas. With Byron Luck. Introducing: the Easter Bunny. Pride's Spell is the third installment in Matt Wallace's Sin du Jour series. Sin du Jour Book 1: Envy of Angels Book 2: Lustlocked Book 3: Pride's Spell Book 4: Idle Ingredients Book 5: Greedy Pigs Book 6: Gluttony Bay Book 7: Taste of Wrath At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book Ninety Nine Fire Hoops written by Allison Hong Merrill and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-20 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Allison Hong is not your typical fifteen-year-old Taiwanese girl. Unwilling to bend to the conditioning of her Chinese culture, which demands that women submit to men’s will, she disobeys her father’s demand to stay in their faith tradition, Buddhism, and instead joins the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Then, six years later, she drops out of college to serve a mission—a decision for which her father disowns her. After serving her mission in Taiwan, twenty-two-year-old Allison marries her Chinese-speaking American boyfriend, Cameron Chastain. But sixteen months later, Allison returns home to their Texas apartment and is shocked to discover that, in her two-hour absence, Cameron has taken all the money, moved out, and filed for divorce. Desperate for love and acceptance, Allison moves to Utah and enlists in an imaginary, unforgiving dating war against the bachelorettes at Brigham Young University, where the rules don’t make sense—and winning isn’t what she thought it would be.

Download or read book Life in the Australian Backblocks written by Edward Sylvester Sorenson and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vignettes of Australian bush life.

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Download or read book One Life written by Megan Rapinoe and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An instant New York Times bestseller! “Rapinoe's 'signature pose' from the 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup is synonymous to the feeling we got when finishing this book: heart full, arms wide and ready to take up space in this world.”—USA Today Megan Rapinoe, Olympic gold medalist and two-time Women's World Cup champion, reveals for the first time her life both on and off the field. Guided by her personal journey into social justice, brimming with humor, humanity, and joy, she urges all of us to ask ourselves, What will you do with your one life? Only four years old when she kicked her first soccer ball, Megan Rapinoe developed a love – and clear talent – for the game at a young age. But it was her parents who taught her that winning was much less important than how she lived her life. From childhood on, Rapinoe always did what she could to stand up for what was right—even if it meant going up against people who disagreed. In One Life, Megan Rapinoe invites readers on a remarkable journey, looking back on both her victories and her failures, and pulls back the curtain on events we know only from the headlines. After the 2011 World Cup, discouraged by how few athletes were open about their sexuality, Rapinoe decided to come out publicly as gay and use her platform to advocate for marriage equality. Recognizing the power she had to bring attention to critical issues, in 2016 she took a knee during the national anthem in solidarity with former NFL player Colin Kaepernick to protest racial injustice and police brutality—the first high-profile white athlete to do so. The backlash was immediate, but it couldn’t compare to the overwhelming support. Rapinoe became a force of change. Here for the first time, Rapinoe reflects upon some of the most pivotal moments in her life and career – from her realization in college that she was gay, through the disputes with soccer coaches and officials over her decision to kneel, to the first time she met her now-fiancé WNBA champion Sue Bird, and up through suing the US Soccer Federation over gender discrimination and equal pay. Throughout, Rapinoe makes clear the obligation we all have to speak up, and the impact each of us can have on our communities. Deeply personal and inspiring, One Life reveals that real, concrete change lies within all of us, and asks: If we all have the same resource—this one precious life, made up of the decisions we make every day—what are you going to do? "One Life makes it clear that Rapinoe’s greatest accomplishments may ultimately come away from the soccer pitch. She’s a new kind of American hero."—San Francisco Chronicle

Download or read book Snatching St Nick written by Myla Taylor and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What one kid stuck on the Naughty List is willing to do to get the toy of his dreams!

Download or read book James Nasmyth Engineer written by James Nasmyth and published by London : J. Murray. This book was released on 1883 with total page 510 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Woman Who Toils written by Marie Van Vorst and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2019-12-10 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'The Woman Who Toils' is a fascinating investigative journalism account conducted by two sisters, Bessie and Marie Van Vorst. In writing the book, they began an undercover investigation into women and child factory laborers by finding jobs in factories under aliases. Bessie worked in a plant in Perry, New York, a knitting mill near Buffalo, and a Pittsburgh pickle factory, among other places, using the name "Esther Kelly". Marie Van Vorst found employment in a shoe factory in Lynn, Massachusetts, and a cotton mill in Columbia, South Carolina, under the alias "Bell Ballard". In their book the Van Vorsts portrayed the troublesome working and living conditions they had observed, and their consequences for women and girls. Bessie appealed for a more compassionate attitude towards these employees. Van Vorst also noted that factory women enjoyed the independence afforded them by paid labor and therefore delayed marrying. "I never saw a baby nor heard of a baby while I was in town", Van Vorst wrote after nearly three weeks spent in Perry. She also discussed sociability and the discipline of factory work as a dangerous alternative to family unity.

Download or read book The Complete Works of Josh Billings written by Henry W. Shaw and published by Library of Alexandria. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 920 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Humorous Hits and how to Hold an Audience written by Grenville Kleiser and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 1908 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In preparing this volume the author has been guided by his own platform experience extending over twelve years. During that time he has given hundreds of public recitals before audiences of almost every description, and in all parts of the country. It may not be considered presumptuous, therefore, for him to offer some practical suggestions on the art of entertaining and holding an audience, and to indicate certain selections which he has found have in themselves the elements of success. The "encore fiend," as he is sometimes called, is so ubiquitous and insistent that no speaker or reader can afford to ignore him, and, indeed, must prepare for him in advance. To find material that will satisfy him in one or in a dozen of the ordinary books of selections is an almost impossible task. It is only too obvious that many compilations of the kind are put together by persons who have had little or no practical platform experience. In an attempt to remedy this defect this volume has been prepared.

Download or read book The White Peacock written by D H Lawrence and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I stood watching the shadowy fish slide through the gloom of the mill-pond. They were grey, descendants of the silvery things that had darted away from the monks, in the young days when the valley was lusty. The whole place was gathered in the musing of old age. The thick-piled trees on the far shore were too dark and sober to dally with the sun; the weeds stood crowded and motionless. Not even a little wind flickered the willows of the islets. The water lay softly, intensely still. Only the thin stream falling through the mill-race murmured to itself of the tumult of life which had once quickened the valley.I was almost startled into the water from my perch on the alder roots by a voice saying: "Well, what is there to look at?" My friend was a young farmer, stoutly built, brown eyed, with a naturally fair skin burned dark and freckled in patches. He laughed, seeing me start, and looked down at me with lazy curiosity."I was thinking the place seemed old, brooding over its past."He looked at me with a lazy indulgent smile, and lay down on his back on the bank, saying: "It's all right for a doss-here.

Download or read book Medieval Mashup written by Charlene McIver and published by Leigh's Wheelie Adventures. This book was released on 2022-02-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: