Download or read book Baking Cookies With Whores written by Brett Stout and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-06-27 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baking Cookies With Whores is the culmination of a cornucopia of time and life spent dealing with women, and all the insane shit that they can put you through, and let's be honest here, make you do to get into their cooters. This is just one loser's documentation of that in the 21st century.
Download or read book Parliament of Whores written by P. J. O'Rourke and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #1 New York Times bestseller: “An everyman’s guide to Washington” by the savagely funny political humorist and author of How the Hell Did This Happen? (The New York Times). P. J. O’Rourke’s Parliament of Whores has become a classic in understanding the workings of the American political system. Originally written at the end of the Reagan era, this new edition includes an extensive foreword by renowned journalist Andrew Ferguson—showing us that although the names may change, the game stays the same . . . or, occasionally, gets worse. Parliament of Whores is a “gonzo civics book” that takes us through the ethical foibles, pork-barrel flimflam, and Beltway bureaucracy, leaving no sacred cow unskewered and no politically correct sensitivities unscorched (Chicago Tribune). “Insulting, inflammatory, profane, and absolutely great reading.” —The Washington Post Book World
Download or read book Seek Ye Whore and Other Stories written by Yvette Tan and published by Anvil Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-01-22 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yvette Tan, one of the Philippines’ most celebrated horror writers, returns with her second short story collection. Two friends adapt in a zombie-infested Angeles City. At Luneta Park, a girl and a young tikbalang begin their journey to save the last moon. A brothel in Poblacion offers an expecting father pleasures he cannot resist. And in the titular story, an American unwittingly purchases a mail-order bride from the mystical island of Siquijor. From stories of youthful charm with supernatural twists, to provocative tales of unassuming humans willingly falling prey to creatures with manicured talons, Seek Ye Whore and Other Stories forms a panoramic view of the Filipino experience—sometimes humorous and touching, oftentimes dark and forbidding.
Download or read book Alien Darlings A Sci Fi Romance Bundle written by Sophie Stern and published by Sophie Stern. This book was released on with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shapeshifting alien dragons + alien warrior beasts = falling in love? Enjoy three complete stories from sci-fi romance author Sophie Stern in this collection. This bundle includes three interconnected standalones that take place in the same world: Alien Dragon Alien Beast Alien Monster 1 - Alien Dragon I'm on the last ship out. I don't think I'm going to make it, but I do. Earth is dying and there's only one way I can possibly survive: fight for a spot on the dragon planet of Taneyemm. They don't want humans there. They don't like us. They don't know us. But when I step foot on the ship bound for Taneyemm, I know it's my last hope. I'll do anything I have to survive. I'll do whatever it takes. When I finally reach my destination and I see the alien dragons for the first time, I realize I'm in way over my head. And I don't know if my heart is ready for this. 2 - Alien Beast He's a war hero. She's a virgin. He's broken. She's perfect. When he finds her in the midst of an alien war, Luke takes Willow for himself. He can't help himself. He's never taken a prisoner alive before, but Willow is different. He needs her. He wants her. Most of all, he craves her. Willow is a human who has the worst luck in the world. When the tour ship she's on malfunctions and crash-lands on the wrong planet, she's thrust into the middle of a war: one she has no desire to be in. Then everything changes. She's captured by an alien beast unlike anything she's ever seen before. And the worst part is that after awhile, she's not so sure she wants him to let her go. 3 - Alien Monster Trapped together in space Brought together by fate Wilma has never had a serious boyfriend. She’s never had a serious anything in her life. When she finds herself on The Dragon’s Bite with a Reslenaouan who makes her question everything she knows, she realizes she can keep playing it safe, or she can take a chance with the monster. Warning: This is a quick, steamy that takes place in the same world as Alien Dragon and Alien Beast; however, it is a standalone story and can be enjoyed on its own. HEA with no cliffhanger.
Download or read book Alien Dragon written by Sophie Stern and published by Sophie Stern. This book was released on 2018-05-15 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barnes and Noble Top 20 Bestseller Amazon Top 100 Bestseller I'm on the last ship out. I don't think I'm going to make it, but I do. Earth is dying and there's only one way I can possibly survive: fight for a spot on the dragon planet of Taneyemm. They don't want humans there. They don't like us. They don't know us. But when I step foot on the ship bound for Taneyemm, I know it's my last hope. I'll do anything I have to survive. I'll do whatever it takes. When I finally reach my destination and I see the alien dragons for the first time, I realize I'm in way over my head. And I don't know if my heart is ready for this.
Download or read book Taken By The Biker written by Glenna Maynard and published by Glenna Maynard. This book was released on with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holy is his road name, but there is nothing saintly about him. Holy What started as a simple assignment became an obsession. Hazel’s my Prez’s niece. He tasked me with tracking her down. Falling for her was never part of the plan. I’m not taking no for an answer. She will be mine. If I have to kidnap her to prove my point I will. She belongs to me. Hazel I’ve always been on my own. Nowhere to call home. No family to call my own. I don’t answer to anyone. Especially not a bossy biker who claims my family ordered him to find me. Refusing him was mistake number one. Number two was attempting to seduce my way out of the situation. I’ve been taken by the biker, but I don’t know if I want him to let me go. Taken By The Biker is book 6 of the Charleston, WV chapter of Royal Bastards MC. This book can be read as a standalone though for best enjoyment, the series should be read in order. The Biker’s Kiss Lady & The Biker Tempting The Biker Keeping The Biker The Biker's Lucky Charm Taken By The Biker Bewitching The Biker The Biker's Cherry Claiming The Biker Search Terms: Motorcycle Club, Forbidden romance, biker romance series, older man younger woman, action & adventure, suspense, contemporary, love and relationships, dark romance, ongoing series, anti-hero, organized crime, bad boy, bikers, possessive hero, dirty talking alpha, motorcycle action and adventure, criminals, outlaws, 1% club, addicting, drama, relationships, romantic relationships, family relationships, series, family saga, romantic mc, loving alpha heroes, sassy females, action packed, suspenseful, thrilling ride, royal bastards mc, long series, swoon worthy hero, feisty females, dominant alpha male, marriage, other woman drama, suspense, mystery, thriller, violence, dark themes, stripper, childhood sweethearts, second chance romance, bdsm, bondage
Download or read book Food Whore written by Jessica Tom and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of wit and mouth-watering cuisines, Jessica Tom’s debut novel offers a clever insider take on the rarefied world of New York City’s dining scene in the tradition of The Devil Wears Prada meets Kitchen Confidential. Food whore (n.) A person who will do anythingfor food. When Tia Monroe moves to New York City, she plans to put herself on the culinary map in no time. But after a coveted internship goes up in smoke, Tia’s suddenly just another young food lover in the big city. But when Michael Saltz, a legendary New York Times restaurant critic, lets Tia in on a career-ending secret—that he’s lost his sense of taste—everything changes. Now he wants Tia to serve as his palate, ghostwriting his reviews. In return he promises her lavish meals, a bottomless cache of designer clothing, and the opportunity of a lifetime. Out of prospects and determined to make it, Tia agrees. Within weeks, Tia’s world transforms into one of luxury: four-star dinners, sexy celebrity chefs, and an unlimited expense account at Bergdorf Goodman. Tia loves every minute of it…until she sees her words in print and Michael Saltz taking all the credit. As her secret identity begins to crumble and the veneer of extravagance wears thin, Tia is forced to confront what it means to truly succeed—and how far she’s willing to go to get there.
Download or read book The Reader s Companion to U S Women s History written by Wilma Mankiller and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1998 with total page 724 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Covers issues and events in women's history that were previously unpublished, misplaced, or forgotten, and provides new perspectives on each event.
Download or read book Ride Steady written by Glenna Maynard and published by Glenna Maynard. This book was released on with total page 636 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Royal By blood. Bastard by choice. The Royal Bastards MC of Charleston, WV prove the ride isn't always steady. Wall Street Journal & USA Today bestselling author Glenna Maynard brings you a collection featuring books 5-8 of her gritty and gripping RBMC series. The Biker's Lucky Charm Link I messed up. I broke my vows and her heart. The last thing I ever wanted to do was hurt my wife. One moment of liquid regret. One night I can’t take back. A stupid mistake that should have never happened jeopardized all that I have. I’ll do anything to make it right. All I need is a little luck on my side. Pam He promised me forever. All the vows we made were empty. Lies I told myself. Lies I believed in. My husband’s betrayal tore my world apart. He’s a biker. A ruthless outlaw who was careless with my heart. Now he claims he wants me back. Can I give him my heart again or has our luck ran out? Taken By The Biker Holy is his road name, but there is nothing saintly about him. Holy What started as a simple assignment became an obsession. Hazel’s my Prez’s niece. He tasked me with tracking her down. Falling for her was never part of the plan. I’m not taking no for an answer. She will be mine. If I have to kidnap her to prove my point I will. She belongs to me. Hazel I’ve always been on my own. Nowhere to call home. No family to call my own. I don’t answer to anyone. Especially not a bossy biker who claims my family ordered him to find me. Refusing him was mistake number one. Number two was attempting to seduce my way out of the situation. I’ve been taken by the biker, but I don’t know if I want him to let me go. Bewitching The Biker I’m an outlaw. A man who takes what he wants without asking, and what I want is her. I’ve been bewitched by a vixen. The witch has me under her spell. She hexed me. Everyone thinks I’m crazy, but I’ll prove it. I’m not supposed to fear anything. I never have. Until her. They call me Sandman but Bianca is the one haunting my dreams. The Biker's Cherry Navarro I’m a prospect. The low man in the hierarchy of my club. There’s nothing I want more than being a Royal Bastard but her. Kimber is off limits. Too damn young and wild for a man like me. I try to keep my distance, but no matter where I turn, there she is. Alluring and forbidden. One temptation I’m not sure I can resist. When she calls me in distress, I don’t hesitate to answer even if doing so may cost me everything. Including my life. Kimber I know I shouldn’t pine after Navarro. He’s a prospect for my Uncle Link’s MC. A man who will break my heart. I know men like him only want one thing. Only the harder he pushes me away, the more determined I am to make him mine. In the pursuit of happiness, I make a mistake with deadly consequences. Will Nav forgive me, or will I destroy the one man with the power to save me?
Download or read book 50 50 written by Dean Karnazes and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2008-08-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the secrets for super endurance -- from one of the fittest men on the planet! Dean Karnazes has run 350 continuous miles through three sleepless nights, ordered pizza during long runs, and inspired fans the world over with his adventures. So what does a guy like this do when he wants to face the ultimate test of endurance? He runs 50 marathons in 50 states-in 50 consecutive days. With little more than a road map and a caravan packed with fellow runners and a dedicated crew, Dean set off on a tour that took him through a volcanic canyon in Maui in high humidity and 88-degree heat; to an elevation gain of almost 4,000 feet at the Tecumseh Trail Marathon in Bloomington, Indiana; to a severed moose leg found alongside an Anchorage, Alaska, trail that compelled him to sprint for safety. Now in this heart-pounding book, Dean reveals how he pulled off this unfathomable feat with a determination that defied all physical limitations. But Dean goes beyond the story of the Endurance 50 marathons to share his invaluable secrets and advice for athletes of all levels. These are the tips that kept Dean going during the 1,310 miles he covered and 160,000 calories he burned-while averaging sub-four-hour marathons and often sleeping fewer than four hours each night. Learn how to: Recover more quickly Adapt to extreme conditions Prevent muscle cramps and overheating Pace yourself when you "hit the wall" Stay motivated. Packed with practical advice and including training regimens, 50/50 will inspire you no matter what your fitness goal is, whether it's simply walking around the block, running a 10K, or completing yet another Ironman.
Download or read book One Girl Cookies written by Dawn Casale and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2012-01-10 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One Girl Cookies shares more than 50 recipes from the popular New York City bakery of the same name, as well as the sweet story behind its beginnings. Tucked away on a quiet, tree-lined street in Brooklyn, New York, is One Girl Cookies: a charming bakery and café whose owners have created what they call an Urban Mayberry. This dessert destination—famous for its gorgeous bite-sized cookies, amazingly moist cakes, seasonal pies and tarts, and dangerously addictive whoopie pies—started simply, with one girl baking cookies out of a tiny apartment. From simple old-fashioned confections such as Lemon Bars and Strawberry Rhubarb Pie with Spiced Oat Crumble to modern treats like Orange Butter Drops with Shredded Coconut and Pumpkin Whoopie Pies with Maple Spiced Filling, the recipes featured here will impress and delight anyone lucky enough to get a taste. With beautiful color photos and tips for wrapping and gift-giving, One Girl Cookies will become a cherished addition to every passionate baker’s kitchen.
Download or read book Whateverland written by Alexis Stewart and published by Turner Publishing Company. This book was released on 2011-09-26 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exuberantly, hilariously irreverent guide to life from the hosts of Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer and Whatever, Martha! No one tells it like it is quite like the Whatever duo of Alexis Stewart and Jennifer Koppelman Hutt. Now they share their colorful commentary and edgy common sense on every aspect of life, from food and eating ("Does Talking to Pop Tarts Mean You're Crazy?") to fashion and grooming ("The Devil Wore Palazzo Pants") to cleaning and organizing ("Not a Hoarder, Still a Slob"). You'll see it's okay not to measure up to perfectionistic standards of behavior and achievement at home, at work, and in relationships. Once you level with yourself and lighten up, life can be happier—and a hell of a lot more fun. Tackles essential life issues—including sex and dating, weight loss and body issues, marriage and relationships, cooking and kitchenphobia, and more Shares Alexis and Jennifer's outrageously funny and honest stories and surprisingly helpful advice Reveals Alexis and Jennifer's deepest, darkest personality quirks Shows the importance of self-acceptance, complete honesty, and a wicked sense of humor So what if you're not perfect—whatever! Get the real-deal advice of Alexis and Jennifer in Whateverland. It's definitely not your mother's self-help book.
Download or read book Live Well Bake Cookies written by Danielle Rye and published by Rock Point. This book was released on 2021-08-03 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Live Well Bake Cookies shares 75 cookie and bar recipes, including both classic favorites and soon-to-be classic favorites that are guaranteed to be the best you have ever had. Danielle Rye, the creator of the popular baking blog Live Well Bake Often, believes that anyone can become an expert baker, and in this book she will help you do just that by gently guiding you in the kitchen with foolproof recipes for cookies and treats that come out perfectly portioned and dependably delicious every single time. Recipes include a range of classic, oatmeal, peanut butter, chocolate, holiday, seasonal, and Christmas cookies, including: Red Velvet Whoopie Pies Peppermint Snowball Cookies Hot Cocoa Cookies Lucky Charms Cookies Birds Nest Cookies Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake Butter Pecan Cookies Peanut Butter Overload Oatmeal Cookies Complete with helpful tips and tricks, make-ahead and freezing instructions, small-batch recipes, and a gorgeous photograph accompanying every recipe, this cookbook will truly have you living your best baking life.
Download or read book Biggest Book of Cookies written by and published by Meredith Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 426 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you like yours dropped, rolled, shaped or sliced, filled with chocolate and nuts or plain and simple, here are 475 recipes to keep your cookie jar full. Features: 'Better Homes and Gardens' kitchen-tested cookie recipes to please every cookie lover; A wide variety of cookie recipes, including traditional standbys and new cookie ideas, ensures bakers always have the right recipe for any cookie occasion; Cookie basics and expert tips give cooks confidence their cookie creations will never fail.
Download or read book Got Milk the Cookie Book written by Peggy Cullen and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2000-08 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of easy-to-make recipes for more than fifty different kinds of cookies.
Download or read book Simple Ways To Make Cookies written by Julie S Ross and published by JULIE S. ROSS. This book was released on 2020-11-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, Life Is Short...If You Want To Be Remembered... Make Cookies Here are 55 Fantastic easy Cookie Recipes to make life long memories. To make Cookie memories for your Family; remember these Ingredients: The sweet warm aroma of fresh baked Cookies right out of the oven. The sight of well designed and arranged Cookies setting on the counter. The eagerly anticipated taste, as your favorite cookie breaks apart in your mouth. Store bought cookie only fill your plate, but home made cookie fill you heart. These Recipes are simple and easy to follow, and make your cookies in minutes. They are filled with nutritious ingredients and NO preservatives. Get Your Copy of "Simple Ways to Make Cookies" And start making your "Cookie Memories" TODAY
Download or read book Good Housekeeping The Great Christmas Cookie Swap Cookbook written by Susan Westmoreland and published by Union Square + ORM. This book was released on 2010-11-22 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the test kitchen of America’s iconic lifestyle magazine, recipes and tips for participating in or hosting a holiday cookie exchange—includes photos. Butterscotch Fingers, Chocolate Crinkles, Gingerbread Cut-Outs, Peppermint Meringues: all these Christmas cookies sound delectable, but nobody can bake dozens of recipes at the same time. The solution? A swap! All across America, families, neighbors, community, and church groups gather at Christmas cookie swaps, where each participant brings a large batch of his or her favorite recipe to share. Everyone fills a plate or tin with samplings of the tasty treats; the more people, the merrier—and the more kinds of cookies to try. It’s a fun way to enjoy a variety of Christmas tastes without doing all the work yourself—and to celebrate with those you love. Good Housekeeping helps home bakers enter into the joy, camaraderie, and pure deliciousness of this tradition with a new collection of 60 favorite Christmas cookie recipes from around the world—each configured to make batches of at least eight dozen cookies. Choose from holiday classics and contemporary twists; they’re easy to make with everyday ingredients. And each recipe has been triple-tested for success in the famed Good Housekeeping Test Kitchen, so you can bake with confidence. For extra help, there are also great tips on techniques and shortcuts, as well as fun ideas for throwing the best cookie swap ever.
