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Book Very Bad Poetry

    Book Details:
  • Author : Kathryn Petras
  • Publisher : Vintage
  • Release : 1997-03-25
  • ISBN : 0679776222
  • Pages : 145 pages

Download or read book Very Bad Poetry written by Kathryn Petras and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1997-03-25 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).

Book The Big Little Golden Book of Funny Poems

Download or read book The Big Little Golden Book of Funny Poems written by and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 1987 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of short humorous poems by such authors as Lewis Carroll, Arnold Lobel, Jack Prelutsky, and Edward Lear.

Book The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems written by Brian Moses and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

Book Seriously Funny

    Book Details:
  • Author : Barbara Hamby
  • Publisher : University of Georgia Press
  • Release : 2010
  • ISBN : 0820330876
  • Pages : 446 pages

Download or read book Seriously Funny written by Barbara Hamby and published by University of Georgia Press. This book was released on 2010 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can serious poetry be funny? Chaucer and Shakespeare would say yes, and so do the authors of these 187 poems that address timeless concerns but that also include comic elements. Beginning with the Beats and the New York School and continuing with both marquee-name poets and newcomers, Seriously Funny ranges from poems that are capsized by their own tomfoolery to those that glow with quiet wit to ones in which a laugh erupts in the midst of terrible darkness. Most of the selections were made in the editors' battered compact car, otherwise known as the Seriously Funny Mobile Unit. During the two years in which Barbara Hamby and David Kirby made their choices, they'd set out with a couple of boxes of books in the back seat, and whoever wasn't driving read to the other. When they found that a poem made both of them think but laugh as well, they earmarked it. Readers will find a true generosity in these poems, an eagerness to share ideas and emotions and also to entertain. The singer Ali Farka Tour said that honey is never good when it's only in one mouth, and the editors of Seriously Funny hope its readers find much to share with others.

Book The Orchard Book of Funny Poems

Download or read book The Orchard Book of Funny Poems written by Wendy Cope and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featured in this anthology of funny poems, are Michael Rosen, Brian Patten, Colin West, Lewis Carroll, Rudyard Kipling,and A. A. Milne. Some make you laugh, some are plain ridiculous and some are thoughtful but all are here to be enjoyed.

Book Just Kidding

    Book Details:
  • Author : Martin Pierce
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-01-12
  • ISBN : 9781522841548
  • Pages : 24 pages

Download or read book Just Kidding written by Martin Pierce and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-12 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book of funny poems will have you laughing out loud. There are rhymes about animals, school, weird monsters - in fact, anything that is unusual, silly or just plain daft. Definitely not a book to be missed by anyone who is under the age of 140 years old with a sense of the absurd.

Book Comic Poems

    Book Details:
  • Author : Peter Washington
  • Publisher : Everyman's Library
  • Release : 2001
  • ISBN : 0375413545
  • Pages : 258 pages

Download or read book Comic Poems written by Peter Washington and published by Everyman's Library. This book was released on 2001 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This treasury of humorous poems brings together a sparkling constellation of witty poets–from Lord Rochester to Lewis Carroll, from Edward Lear to Ogden Nash, from Dorothy Parker to W. H. Auden–and embraces a wide range of forms, including limericks, clerihews, ballads, sonnets, and nonsense verse. Comic Poemsis studded with unforgettable classics, along with lesser-known comic gems from across the ages, from ancient Rome to modern America. Here is the immortal “How Pleasant to Know Mr. Lear” beside Noël Coward’s “Mad Dogs and Englishmen”; the incomparable “Jabberwocky” next to the famous “There was a young lady of Riga.” From Cole Porter and John Updike on love and marriage to Stevie Smith and Dorothy Parker on mortality to the ever-talented Anonymous on almost anything, the lighthearted poetry collected here ranges from the most delightful nonsense to the most sophisticated wit.

Book I m Just No Good at Rhyming

Download or read book I m Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Book Kids Pick The Funniest Poems

Download or read book Kids Pick The Funniest Poems written by Bruce Lansky and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Betcha laugh! This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It's a classic because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children's poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better.

Book The Funny Side

    Book Details:
  • Author : Wendy Cope
  • Publisher : Faber & Faber
  • Release : 2012-03-01
  • ISBN : 9780571288151
  • Pages : 176 pages

Download or read book The Funny Side written by Wendy Cope and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Funny Side Wendy Cope, herself one of the funniest poets now writing in English, has collected 101 of the poems that have most amused her. Acknowledged classics of the genre are to be found alongside newer pieces, and the collection as a whole illustrates the great range to be found under the heading of 'humorous poetry'.

Book The Oxford Book of Comic Verse

Download or read book The Oxford Book of Comic Verse written by John Gross and published by Oxford Books of Prose & Verse. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From limericks to social satire, The Oxford Book of Comic Verse offers a remarkable collection of outstanding light poetry. John Gross has brought together the finest writers in the history of the English language - from Chaucer and Skelton to Shakespeare and Swift, Lord Byron to Robert Browning, Emily Dickinson to John Updike, as well as witty song lyrics from such artists as Irving Berlin and Cole Porter - offering delightful examples of their comic verse. Drawing on many different types of verse, including epigrams, street ballads, advertising jingles, clerihew, music-hall lyrics, and the doubledactyl of the calypso, this highly entertaining collection offers an exceptionally wide range of comic pleasures. The poems are by turns subtle, down-to-earth, macabre, ingenious, acerbic, ribald, and cheerful. Written to amuse, they call forth laughter and delight in equal measure. Compiled by one of our finest critics and anthologists, this reissue boasts a stylish new design and a fresh contemporary feel.

Book Michael Rosen s Book of Very Silly Poems

Download or read book Michael Rosen s Book of Very Silly Poems written by Michael Rosen and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 1996 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lively, funny anthology of nonsense verse, including some new poems by Michael Rosen. Age 8+ 64 pages

Book Gaudeamus  Humorous Poems

    Book Details:
  • Author : Joseph Victor von Scheffel
  • Publisher : Good Press
  • Release : 2019-12-17
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 101 pages

Download or read book Gaudeamus Humorous Poems written by Joseph Victor von Scheffel and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The following book is a collection of funny poems written by Joseph Victor von Scheffel. He was a German author, and the poems were written during his time studying law at the University of Heidelberg. Featured titles in this book include 'Rodenstein and the Priest', 'Hesiod', 'Asphaltum', 'Hildebrand and Haudebrand', 'The Three Villages', and 'The Wild Army'.

Book Humorous Poems

Download or read book Humorous Poems written by Thomas Hood and published by . This book was released on 1893 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Book Good for a Laugh

    Book Details:
  • Author : Paul B. Janeczko
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2003
  • ISBN : 9780439409636
  • Pages : 146 pages

Download or read book Good for a Laugh written by Paul B. Janeczko and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paul Janeczko is the best-selling author of numerous poetry books. This book is a how-to guide for writing funny poems.

Book Egghead

    Book Details:
  • Author : Bo Burnham
  • Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
  • Release : 2013-10-01
  • ISBN : 145551912X
  • Pages : 278 pages

Download or read book Egghead written by Bo Burnham and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ķ Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, revered for his utterly original and intelligent voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING! In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy to the page in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Teaming up with his longtime friend, artist, and illustrator Chance Bone, Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird book that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"

Book A Popple in Your Pocket and Other Funny Poems

Download or read book A Popple in Your Pocket and Other Funny Poems written by Bobbi Katz and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1986 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous verses by a variety of poets.