Download or read book Adult Coloring Book Floral Penis written by Colordick and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-21 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All women like flowers, and almost all women like phalluses. Normally they come individualized and always bring along something less desirable... a male. Well, in this book they present themselves in magnificent floral bouquets for your exclusive pleasure. Floral Penis is a fun coloring book for adults without preconception and for those who love a good laugh. Exercise your colored pencils at the same time as you exercise your sense of humor. Is there anything more beautiful than a bouquet ... of a penis?

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Download or read book 50 Shades of Politics written by Eileen McGann and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-07 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things are not always black and white in politics - there seem to be about 50 shades of politics! This is a compilation of about one hundred stories telling what happened along the author's way through recent political history. Some are autobiographic, others are funny examples of working in a quirky business and traveling in foreign countries. Some are controversial. Some reveal exactly what-it-was-like.

Download or read book A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book 50 Shades of Gray written by Suzi Barrett and published by . This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Download or read book Potty Mouth Food written by Naughty Coloring Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of swearing foods to color featuring adorable, foul mouthed cakes, strawberries, chips & queso, meatballs, raisins, pizza, butter, waffles, donuts, watermelons, pies, croissants, peanuts, cookies, pickles, peaches, carrots, corn, kiwis, yams, salt, pears, tacos, mushrooms, peas, coffee, cheese, soy sauce, cupcakes, and muffins! These cute, cussing cuisines are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and a great present for adults who cuss like a sailor! This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!

Download or read book 50 Cocks That Won t Disappoint A Chicken Lovers Cookbook written by Anna Konik and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALERT - ALERT - ALERT You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present: You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored. Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top. Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing! No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.

Download or read book The Day the Crayons Quit written by Drew Daywalt and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-06-27 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious, colorful #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon that every kid wants! Gift a copy to someone you love today. Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit! Blue crayon needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. Black crayon wants to be used for more than just outlining. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking—each believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan possibly do to appease all of the crayons and get them back to doing what they do best? With giggle-inducing text from Drew Daywalt and bold and bright illustrations from Oliver Jeffers, The Day the Crayons Quit is the perfect gift for new parents, baby showers, back-to-school, or any time of year! Perfect for fans of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus by Mo Willems and The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Sciezka and Lane Smith. Praise for The Day the Crayons Quit: Amazon’s 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year A Barnes & Noble Best Book of 2013 Goodreads’ 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year Winner of the E.B. White Read-Aloud Award * “Hilarious . . . Move over, Click, Clack, Moo; we’ve got a new contender for the most successful picture-book strike.” –BCCB, starred review “Jeffers . . . elevates crayon drawing to remarkable heights.” –Booklist “Fresh and funny.” –The Wall Street Journal "This book will have children asking to have it read again and again.” –Library Media Connection * “This colorful title should make for an uproarious storytime.” –School Library Journal, starred review * “These memorable personalities will leave readers glancing apprehensively at their own crayon boxes.” –Publishers Weekly, starred review “Utterly original.” –San Francisco Chronicle

Download or read book You Are Fucking Awesome A Motivating Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults written by Viva Magnum and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-12 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Viva Magnum, the boss of pulp coloring, presents this motivating swear words coloring book. This delightfully profane, stress relieving swear word coloring book for adults has single-sided designs for you to color whenever you need a boost of inspiration, confidence or stress relief.

Download or read book God s Doodle written by Tom Hickman and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Throughout history man has revered his penis as his 'most precious ornament'. Yet, ambivalently, his penis has always been the source of man's deepest neuroses too. Do women find it, in the erect state, inherently ridiculous? Why can't a man be certain his penis will stand and deliver when he commands? If and when it steadfastly refuses, what can he do to remedy the situation? And then, of course, there's the matter of size... To possess a penis, Sophocles said, is to be 'chained to a madman'. God's Doodle examines the schizophrenic relationship between man and this madman - and the joint relationship this odd couple has with the female sex. God's Doodle is the tale of the penis and the ups and downs of history - the macabre and the bloodcurdling, the funny and the sad, distilled from myth, world cultures, religion, literature, science, medicine and contemporary life - all told with mordant wit.

Download or read book Monogram Models written by Thomas Graham and published by Schiffer Publishing. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The thousands of models Monogram made from 1945-1986 are described in detail, shown in over 300 beautiful color photos.

Download or read book 500 15 Minute Low Sodium Recipes written by Dick Logue and published by Fair Winds Press. This book was released on 2012-07-01 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create great, low-sodium meals in a jiffy while still enjoying all the foods and flavors you love with 500 15-Minute Low-Sodium Recipes! In these pages, you’ll be treated to dishes so delightful you’d never guess they’re low in salt and quick to prepare. Packed with 500 recipes to choose from, you’ll find everything from beef, chicken, and vegetables dishes to international takeout-style recipes, desserts, and more. And with 15 minutes or less prep time on every recipe, staying on track is as easy as pie! You’ll also find a nutritional breakdown on every recipe, making it easier than ever to track your daily sodium intake. Just a few of the easy and delicious low-salt recipes: Quick Chicken a la King Steak Stroganoff Baked Tilapia Rockefeller Quick and Easy Gazpacho Cranberry Pork Roast Grilled Chocolate-Filled Bananas Nutty Apple Wedges Cutting sodium doesn’t mean cutting flavor or variety, or spending hours in the kitchen on complicated recipes. Make staying on course easy—and delicious!—with 500 15-Minute Low Sodium Recipes.

Download or read book Sex Position Coloring Book written by Editors of Hollan Publishing and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.

Download or read book Squidoodle s Book of Fancy Letters written by Steve Turner and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-20 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Squidoodle's Book of Fancy Letters - An Alphabetical Adult Coloring Adventure by Steve Turner. All 26 letters of the alphabet, on single side pages with doodles items to color in. Taken from the intricate hand drawn pen drawings of Steve Turner a.k.a Squidoodle. Each letter is detailed and ornate, with doodled items beginning with that letter. Try and spot as many as you can! As well as the 26 letters of the alphabet there are four added symbols - & + = and a heart. Each letter sits centrally on the page, away from the spine - you can cut the letters out, color them and give them as gifts to family or friends.