Download or read book Zombies Vs Polar Bears written by E. E. Isherwood and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The zombies are evolving After learning of his family's role in a global mystery, Liam sets out for Cairo, Illinois to collect Grandma Marty and save who he can from his family, but the Apocalypse deals him a new type of zombie. After a necessary detour, they find survivors hanging on in a St. Louis park and a place to rest. While there, Victoria finally makes it to her dorm room, though she can't predict the feelings it generates. Liam and his mom are drawn into a complicated web of crumbling governmental agencies, powerful groups that operate outside the apparatus of the state, and self-described Patriots nicknamed Polar Bears. Just as Liam discovers what drives his mother, and as he separates the good guys from the bad, he finds there is only one thing really worth fighting for, anymore. Grandma Marty waits for Liam and Victoria to return, but she, too, is drawn into intrigue after making an impression on the general in charge of Cairo's defenses. The town will be tested, as a horde begins its assault on the safe haven... Zombies vs Polar Bears is the intriguing fifth installment of E. E. Isherwood's hit post-apocalyptic series Sirens of the Zombie Apocalypse. If you like to watch society collapse, zombie hordes bear down on the heroes, and skin-of-teeth escapes, you won't be able to put down this awesome read! The Sirens of the Zombie Apocalypse series. Book 1: Since the Sirens Book 2: Siren Songs Book 3: Stop the Sirens Book 4: Last Fight of the Valkyries Book 5: Zombies vs Polar Bears Book 6: Zombies Ever After [Sept 17, 2016] Author's Notes:Zombies vs Polar Bears continues the story of Liam, Marty, and Victoria, and approximately covers days 16-20 since the sirens blared in book 1.
Download or read book Zombie the Cat and Barack Obama written by Christopher Antony Meade and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What have Barack Obama, Queen Elizabeth II and the Three Little Pigs got in common? They are all characters in this hilarious horror/political satire. You will never look at President Obama the same way again, after reading about his embarrassing, (but very funny), secret. There have been many conspiracy theories about the origins and ancestry of Barack Obama. Some are just plain ridiculous. Perhaps the real Obama story is being revealed here? It can scarcely be more far-fetched than some of the "e;origins of Barack"e; myths and, if the comments of the many amused readers are anything to go by, a lot more entertaining.If you want to see how a comic/horror zombie story can morph into an outrageously funny satire on conspiracy theories, "e;The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama"e; is the book you need to read.Check out these comments by happy readers.Kitty Muse Book Reviews."e;The way that all of these characters are intertwined is a path even Alice of Wonderland fame would have fun treading. I hope Mr. Meade continues writing in this vein-he is a comic genius."e;Betsy Ashton"e;This slim volume packs more irony, humor and improbable relationships into fewer than 100 pages than any fiction writer I've read. At least I think he's written fiction.Read it. Enjoy it. Laugh out loud. Think. You won't be disappointed."e;Viv Drewa.I had no idea this novel by Christopher Anthony Meade was going to be so hilarious!"e;I couldn't imagine a zombie, cat and Barack Obama, and several other entities could be woven into such a magnificent and entertaining novel."e;Bobbi Lerman."e;Part satire, part horror story, part conspiracy story, and part comedy, The Zombie, The cat and Barack Obama is absolutely a non-stop laugh riot! If writer Christopher Meade is looking for a second occupation, I would suggest stand up comic! He would be stellar."e;Tickle your funnybone by downloading and reading this hilarious satire today.
Download or read book Mermaids Versus Zombies written by Teejay LeCapois and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Black Star is one of the People of the Sea, also known as Mermaids, Mami Wata, Ningyo, Water Nymphs, Rusalka, and many other things. After her father Red Star was exiled from their Clan, she finds herself drifting, with only the love and support of her darling Moon-Face sustaining her. Dangerous times are upon the two lovers, and the rest of their species. Mankind is losing its war against the Zombies. With the land depleted of their food source, the Zombies are wading into the ocean, pursuing the humans who've fled on ships. The People of the Sea see the Zombies as the humans problem. Black Star sees them as a threat to all life on Earth. Can she forge an unlikely alliance and save them all ?
Download or read book Grizzly Bear vs Polar Bear written by Jon Alan and published by Gray Duck Creative Works. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s fight time for the grizzly bear and the polar bear! One animal is The Fierce Protector, and the other animal is The Seal Shredder. Both fighters use their claws as weapons. But which one will be crowned champion of the Battle of the Bears?
Download or read book Zombocalypse Now written by Matt Youngmark and published by Atherton Haight. This book was released on 2009 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "112 possible endings. At least 7 in which you don't die!"--front cover.
Download or read book Polar Bear Vs Grizzly Bear written by Isabel Thomas and published by Heinemann-Raintree Library. This book was released on 2006 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book pits gigantic polar bears against ferocious grizzly bears, awarding points for survival skills such as strength, size, hunting ability, and camouflage. At the end of the book, the points are added up to discover the overall winner. But which animal will it be? Read this book to find out!
Download or read book Polar Bear Vs Grizzly Bear written by Jerry Pallotta and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains facts about polar bears and grizzly bears, comparing such aspects as their sizes, brain structure, and abilities.
Download or read book Monsters Zombies and Addicts written by Gwendolyn Zepeda and published by Arte Público Press. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I was scared of a thing that might have happened. In daytime I’m sure it / never did. At night, I don’t trust daylit memories or instincts. In nightmares, like / filmstrips, the feared thing occurs.” In her second poetry collection, monsters—real and imagined—chase Houston Poet Laureate Gwendolyn Zepeda through late nights when she can’t sleep. Ghosts routinely visit in the early morning hours, but in spite of her fears, she dares to believe that she has escaped the devils that once followed her. This collection of 62 narrative poems contains witty observations about the rituals of contemporary life. In “Cocktail Hours,” she wonders, “What if all my nights were Christmas lights on patios with tinkling drinks /and fun conversations.” And in “Recipe for Fun,” Zepeda offers a ten-point guide to soothing away life’s frustrations, including a suggestion to get some peace by giving “everyone in your house pizza, cat food or video games.” Musings on family, remembrances of childhood games and encounters with strangers (and ants!) fill this clever, thought-provoking collection in which Zepeda dares to express her individuality. She knows that she is different, “Maybe I am a boy in drag. / Especially here, where I don’t feel like / everybody else.” She doesn’t follow others blindly or do what society expects of her. Readers will appreciate this second poetry collection, which is deeply personal yet universal in its hopes and fears.
Download or read book You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News written by The Editors of Cracked and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2014-10-02 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This witty collection of trivia is perfect for those who hate to be wrong and love to shock their friends with their knowledge of hilarious and astounding facts.
Download or read book Polar Bear Vs Seal written by Mary Meinking and published by Capstone Classroom. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discusses the physical characteristics and predatory behavior of polar bears in their hunt for seals and the things that seals do to escape from the polar bears.
Download or read book Obama Zombies written by Jason Mattera and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-03-23 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 2008, Barack Obama lobotomized a generation. For an entire year, otherwise clear-thinking members of the most affluent, over-educated, information-drenched generation in American history fell prey to the most expensive, hi-tech, laser-focused marketing assault in presidential campaign history. Twitter messages were machine-gunned to cell phones at mach speed. Facebook and MySpace groups spread across the Internet like digital fire. YouTube videos featuring celebrities ricocheted across the globe and into college students’ in-boxes with devastating regularity. All the while, the mega-money-raising engine whirred like a slot machine stuck on jackpot. The result: an unthinking mass of young voters marched forward to elect the most radical and untested president in U.S. history. Recognized as one of the country’s top young conservative activists by Human Events, Jason Mattera created an internet sensation with ambush video interviews that exposed clueless young liberals and cunning Democratic officials. Now he reveals the jaw-dropping lengths Barack Obama and his allies in Hollywood, Washington, and Academia went to in order to transform a legion of iPod-listening, MTV-watching followers into a winning coalition that threatens to become a long-lasting political realignment. Obama Zombies uncovers the true, behind-the-scenes story of the methods and tactics the Obama campaign unleashed on youth culture. Through personal interviews and meticulous original research, Mattera explains why conservatism’s future rests upon jolting the young masses from their slumber, yanking out their earphones, and sparking a countercultural conservative battle against the rise of the ignorant Left. The lesson from 2008 is crystal clear: When true conservatives run away, Obama zombies come out to play.
Download or read book You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News written by Cracked.com and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-12-28 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.com YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE… You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are. If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.
Download or read book Polar Bears on the Hunt written by Meg Marquardt and published by Lerner Publications ™. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What features help polar bears survive the cold? Why do they hibernate? Discover the answers to these questions and learn other fascinating facts about polar bears. From their habitat to their physical characteristics and behavior, explore the incredible lives of these top predators!
Download or read book Better Off Undead written by James Preller and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2017-10-31 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After becoming undead, a boy tries to survive middle school. Adrian Lazarus has met with a curious fate. He’s returned from the dead (after a bad bike accident, no helmet), yet not a lot has changed. He’s always been an outcast. But it’s not just being a zombie that makes Adrian feel different. He notices the world has changed, too: bees are vanishing, forest fires are burning, super-flus are spreading. The holographic advertisements in the night sky assure people that all is well. Adrian and his friends – a beekeeping boy, a mysterious new girl, and a seventh-grade sleuth – aren’t so sure. When they discover a birdlike drone has been spying on Adrian, the clues lead to two powerful corporate moguls. What do they really want? James Preller brings his singular humor to Better Off Undead, a middle-grade zombie story that's about fitting in as much as it's about the end of the world. This title has Common Core connections.
Download or read book My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish written by Mo O'Hara and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2013-07-09 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Tom's big brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, his first experiment involves dunking Frankie the goldfish into toxic green gunk. Tom and his best friend Pradeep know that there is only one thing to do: Zap the fish with a battery and bring him back to life! But there's something weird about the new Frankie. He's now a BIG FAT ZOMBIE GOLDFISH with hypnotic powers . . . and he's out for revenge! Mo O'Hara's debut novel, a New York Times bestseller, is the first book in a hilarious illustrated chapter book series.
Download or read book The Polar Bear written by Annie Hemstock and published by Capstone. This book was released on 1998-08 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Describes the physical characteristics, life cycle, relations with humans, and survival methods of the world's largest land carnivore, the polar bear. Includes photo diagram.
Download or read book Zelda s Zombie Zoo written by Gary Reed and published by Caliber Comics. This book was released on 2019-08-23 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a tour through a most unusual zoo where a young informative girl called Zelda and her pet cat Meow work and play. But at this particular zoo all the animals are 'zombified'. And though the animals are dead they do still move around and need to be taken care of. A fun-filled tour that's not too scary and gives young readers tidbits of information on their favorite animals they might find at a zoo.
