Download or read book You ve Guac to Be Joking written by Cat Faulkner and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Avocados are the celebrity of the fruit universe. This funny, illustrated collection pays homage to America's favorite fruit. Avocabra! Guaca-mole, Kiss My Hass! Let's Avocuddle! Puns and mash-ups celebrate global avo-obsession!
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Download or read book You re Joking Me Burst Out Laughing Book 1 written by William Daniel and published by Revell. This book was released on 2022-11-08 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee. What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse. What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet. How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up. Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than 400 puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm. The perfect gift for the kid in your life, You're Joking Me guarantees hours of good, clean fun!
Download or read book Ruthless Creatures written by J.T. Geissinger and published by Bramble. This book was released on 2023-11-30 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dark, sexy mafia romance where the fast-paced tension of John Wick meets the high stakes love of Romeo and Juliet. Five years ago, my fiancé disappeared. He left me with a wedding dress I’d never wear. Left me with the kind of scars that can’t be healed. The man I built my future on vanished like a ghost. All that remained were my broken heart and a million unanswered questions. Until a mysterious stranger arrives in town. Tall, dark, and dangerous, Kage is as full of secrets as he is sex appeal. Though I know he’s hiding something, I’m drawn to him like a moth to flame. Heat crackles between us with every look, desire flares into passion, and I fall hard, helpless to resist. But then I discover he’s been sent to collect on an unpaid debt from my missing fiancé.... And that debt is me. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book You Guac My World written by Avocado and Toast Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Express yourself with this funny and uplifting avocado dot bullet notebook/journal everyday. This travel-friendly book is perfect for all your writing, drawing and doodling needs and makes a great gift for any occasion.
Download or read book You Guac My World written by Avocado and Toast Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Express yourself with this funny and uplifting avocado lined notebook/journal everyday. This travel-friendly book is perfect for all your writing, drawing and doodling needs and makes a great gift for any occasion.
Download or read book Guac Is Extra But So Am I written by Sarah Solomon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Navigating the landscape of young adulthood is fraught with challenges big, small, and existential that leave even the best of us screaming internally.Guac Is Extra But So Am I: The Reluctant Adult's Handbookexplains therealities of life people expect you to know-but aren't usually spelled out-through humorous, biting commentary, illustrations, and guidance from those who have seen it all. Packed with discussions, tips, and advice on everything from the shifting etiquette surrounding modern dating (Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and tolerant of your substance abuse?) to how you should be forcing yourself to save for retirement (We're all just a few breakdowns away from becoming an interior designer or golf pro), job hunting (No, you cannot choose "muse" as a career path), to the highly emotional and physical trials of moving (The road to hell is paved with shag carpeting). These topics, and anything else that might fluster a young adult, are explored and addressed with the author's trademark wit and self-deprecating style. Add in contributions from leaders in their respective fields, includingMad Money's Jim Cramer and editors ranging fromThe New York TimestoTown & Country, andGuac Is Extra But So Am Ibecomes an illuminating guide to what it means to be a well-rounded individual in adigitally evolving world ridden with student debt and Instagram "models."
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Download or read book Killer Cocktail written by Sheryl J. Anderson and published by Ignition Books®. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Anderson, a TV producer, depicts Molly, Manhattan and terminally cool suspects with a refreshing hilarity. . . ."--Publishers Weekly "Fashion commentary, urbane asides, and witty characters keep the pages turning."--Library Journal They say love is easier the second time around: You'd think solving a mystery would be, too. But Molly Forrester finds both to be less than true in this sassy sequel to her first adventure, Killer Heels. Molly's journalism career is stalled. Solving the murder of a colleague in Killer Heels hasn't led to bigger and better opportunities as quickly as she'd hoped. Instead, she's still writing her popular advice column for Zeitgeist magazine, now under a new editor. Stalled too is Molly's relationship with Detective Kyle Edwards. Perhaps meeting over a dead body isn't the best way to build a romance after all. When her best friends, Tricia Vincent and Cassady Lynch, suggest a trip to the Hamptons, Molly seizes the chance to get away from her worries for a while. But what starts as an entertaining, champagne-filled weekend of "sipping and sniping" at the ultra-rich explodes into disaster with a dead guest of honor, a blue-blooded family feud, a jealous lover or three, and a murder investigation that stretches back to Manhattan and strains Molly and Kyle almost to the breaking point. And through it all, Molly must contend with an icy female homicide investigator who may be competing with Molly on more than a professional level. With a penchant for saying the right thing--even if at the wrong time--and the enthusiastic help of her two devoted friends, Molly Forrester tackles another murder with zest and style. But will her sharp wit and droll insight be enough to protect those she cares about most? Sheryl J. Anderson whips up another sexy cocktail that's equal parts comedy, mystery, and romance. This heady brew takes the sting out of the greatest mystery of all--how to keep love alive in the big city. "Her delightful series . . . reverberates with wit, style, and superb characterization."--Mystery Scene
Download or read book You Guac My World written by Eagle Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Novelty Avocado Themed Notebook Daily Diary / Journal / Notebook - Perfect for journaling, writing notes, to do lists or just to stay organized. A special gift for a friend or relative, co-worker, birthdays, anniversaries, or any special occasion. The pages are ready to be filled! Perfectly Sized at 6" x 9" 120 Pages Flexible Paperback High-quality Matte Finish High-quality Softcover Bookbinding
Download or read book I Know Guac Is Extra written by Active Creative Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-26 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't we all know that good tasting guacamole is going to cost extra!? Grab this today as a funny gag gift for friends and family. This is a blank, lined journal. It's 6x9 with 108 pages. Plenty of room for all of your notes and thoughts! It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, co-worker gifts and gag gifts, all at a very affordable price. Or purchase it as a treat for yourself. Regardless of the recipient, it will surely get laughs and giggles. Remember, there are also many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more. If you are looking for an unlined journal, be sure to check out our other products.
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Download or read book The Second Good News Bad News Joke Book written by Jeff Rovin and published by Signet Book. This book was released on 1994 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rovin has done it again! The author of the bestselling 1,001 Great Jokes has produced 500 more rib-ticklers the whole family can enjoy. The good new s is that there's a laugh in every joke. The bad news is that you'll laugh until you split your ribs.
Download or read book 101 Amazing Food Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-06-11 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best food jokes you have ever heard pasta be Jack Goldstein's funniest book yet! The master of comedy has prepared a sumptuous banquet of hilarity that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a food joke for every course, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie. Bon appetit!
Download or read book Fluffy Do Over Series 1 written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on 2019-04-30 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It all started with the wrong Help Wanted ad. Of course it did. I’m a professional fluffer. It’s NOT what you think. I stage homes for a living. Real estate agents love me, and my work stands on its own merits. Sigh. Get your mind out of the gutter. Go ahead. Laugh. I’ll wait. See? That’s the problem. My career has used the term “fluffer” for decades. I didn’t even know there was a more… lascivious definition of the term. Until it was too late. The ad for a “professional fluffer” on Craigslist seemed like divine intervention. My last unemployment check was in the bank. I was desperate. Rent was due. The ad said cash paid at the end of the day. The perfect job! Staging homes means showing your best angle. The same principle applies in making a certain kind of movie. Turns out a “fluffer” doesn’t arrange decorative pillows on a couch. They arrange other soft, round-ish objects. The job isn’t hard. Er, I mean, it is — it’s about being hard. Or, well… helping other people to be hard. Oh, man… And that’s the other problem. A man. No, not one of the stars on the movie set. Will Lotham – my high school crush. The owner of the house where we’re filming. Illegally. In a vacation rental. By the time the cops show up, what I thought was just a great house staging gig turned into a nightmare involving pictures of me with an undressed star, Will rescuing me from an arrest, and a humiliating lesson in my own naivete. My job turned out to be so much harder than I expected. But you know what’s easier than I ever imagined? Having all my dreams come true. Read the whole series: Little Miss Perfect (FREE!) Fluffy Perky Feisty Hasty * * * Read what others are saying about Julia Kent's books: "Heartwarming and intensely emotional, Our Options Have Changed is witty, sexy and hilarious with a heroine you admire and a hero you can't help falling in love with." -- Helena Hunting, New York Times bestselling author "Reading a Julia Kent book is like taking a vacation with your best friends. They'll make you laugh, tug on your heartstrings, and leave you wanting more." -- New York Times bestselling author Melissa Foster "Kent and Reed create rom com magic in this friends to lovers romance. Laughter, tears, and all the swoons." -- USA Today Best Selling author Daisy Prescott "Witty, sexy, funny and delightfully delicious--love it from beginning to end."-- USA Today bestselling author T Gephart "An utterly charming celebration of the messiness of love, life, and motherhood... every woman deserves a Nick." -- Laurelin Paige, New York Times bestselling author Reader and Blogger reviews: "Move over Sophie Kinsella and make way for Julia Kent. I haven't laughed so much since the Shopaholic series." -- Reader review "Shannon reminds me of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum character..." -- Reader review "Another best seller by the Queen of romantic comedy." -- Reader review "Kent took this fun, sexy tale and gave it a depth that made it so darn easy to read." -- Glass Paper Ink Bookblog "Nothing has made me laugh out loud this much since I read Bridget Jones' Diary many, many years ago." -- Reader review "This book is a MUST READ and I can't WAIT for the next one!!!" -- Reader review "...Julia Kent has once again brought the laugh until you cry scenes, but has added a new aspect to her writing..." -- Avid Reader Book Reviews "The characters in this book are absolutely magnetic and you can't help but be drawn into their lives." -- Reader review "This book is bursting at the seams with all the fun and witty banter!" -- Eargasms Audiobook Reviews Topics: contemporary romance, romantic comedy, series, romantic comedy series, comedy, comedy series, bbw romance, funny romance, laugh romance, modern romance, urban romance, boston, boston romance, wealthy, USA today, USA today bestseller, CEO romance, office romance, city romance, smart romance, lighthearted romance, light romance, hot romance, julia kent, julia kent romance, proposal, proposal romance, humor, humorous romance, satire, american humor, wedding romance, literature & fiction, entertainment, humor and comedy, romantic comedy Perfect for readers of Emma Chase, Penny Reid, Lauren Blakely, Sally Thorne, Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Kendall Ryan, Kristan Higgins, Helena Hunting, Sophie Kinsella and Alice Clayton. Audiobook narrated by Erin Mallon.
Download or read book The Book of Juan Jokes written by Juan Barake and published by . This book was released on 2017-12 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've heard them once, you've heard them all. This book contains 101 Juan Jokes. There is a joke for every juan!. Every Juan joke you could ever make up is in this book.
