Download or read book You Must Be Farting Kidding Me written by Hilarious Prints and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for something better than a farting dogs coloring book and funnier than a farting cats coloring book? Look no further - you have just found it! This farting dogs and cats coloring book might not be the most pretty book of all times, but it sure delivers what it's supposed to - plenty of de-stress and laughter as you will put color to these crazy, funky, kooky animals while they sleep, play, practice yoga and... FART. Inside of our hilarious adult coloring book, you will find: A tiny bit of introduction 23 big, single side printed coloring pages with the coolest cats and dogs captured during their quality farting moments Design suitable for all kinds of coloring and paint mediums Extra color testing page (for the pro users, of course!) Acid-free paper printed in the USA And as the cover states - farting while coloring is allowed, so get this book now and have fun! pssst... Getting two right away is an even better idea, you surely know someone who will love this book as much as you will. After all, it is one of the most memorable gift ideas for friends and family! Happy coloring!
Download or read book You Must Be FARTING Kidding Me written by Hilarious HILARIOUS PRINTS and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for something better than a farting dogs coloring book and funnier than a farting cats coloring book? Look no further - you have just found it! This farting dogs and cats coloring book might not be the most pretty book of all times, but it sure delivers what it's supposed to - plenty of de-stress and laughter as you will put color to these crazy, funky, kooky animals while they sleep, play, practice yoga and... FART. Inside of our hilarious adult coloring book, you will find: A tiny bit of introduction 23 big, single side printed coloring pages with the coolest cats and dogs captured during their quality farting moments Design suitable for all kinds of coloring and paint mediums Extra color testing page (for the pro users, of course!) Acid-free paper printed in the US And as the cover states - farting while coloring is allowed, so get this book now and have fun! pssst... Getting two right away is an even better idea, you surely know someone who will love this book as much as you will. After all, it is one of the most memorable gift ideas for friends and family! Happy coloring!
Download or read book You Must Be Farting Kidding Me written by Hilarious HILARIOUS PRINTS and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for something better than a farting dogs coloring book and funnier than a farting cats coloring book that actually has a pretty cover? It can be difficult, but... Now you can stop looking - you've just found it! Ok, ok... This farting cats and dogs coloring book in limited Girl's Edition might not be the most pretty coloring book of all times, but it sure delivers what it's supposed to - plenty of de-stress and laughter as you will put color to these crazy, funky, kooky animals while they sleep, play, practice yoga and... FART. Inside this one of a kind adult coloring book, you will find: A tiny bit of introduction 23 big single side printed coloring pages with the coolest cats and dogs captured during their farting quality moments Extra color testing page (for the pro users, of course!) Acid-free paper suitable for all coloring and paint mediums, printed in the US We know that girls can fart too, but as the cover states - farting while coloring is allowed, so get this book now and have f...un! pssst... Getting two right away is an even better idea, you surely know someone who will love this book as much as you will. After all, it is one of the most memorable gift ideas for friends and family! And if that other person should not be all into pink - we offer this book in a regular cover version as well. Happy coloring!
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Download or read book Are You Kidding Me written by Lucy Morrison and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My book is about being diagnosed with breast cancer and all the wonderful games I got to play. It starts out with the mammogram and further testing and continues with surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy. I was fortunate to have a less-invasive type of cancer and didn't need the kind of chemotherapy that makes your hair fall out, but I still had problems. I am a nurse, but I was unaware of most of the processes involved in the treatment of breast cancer. I did learn a lot about diagnosis, testing, and prognosis of different types of breast cancer. I also learned a lot about being the patient and how easy it is to get lost in the shuffle. The treatment has become routine for some of the caregivers, and it is easy to get treated like a disease and not a person. I wanted to share my experience to hopefully help others be able to fight for and demand the best treatment for themselves" --
Download or read book The Farce of the Fart and Other Ribaldries written by Jody Enders and published by University of Pennsylvania Press. This book was released on 2011-05-31 with total page 495 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Was there more to medieval and Renaissance comedy than Chaucer and Shakespeare? Bien sûr. For a real taste of saucy early European humor, one must cross the Channel to France. There, in the fifteenth and early sixteenth centuries, the sophisticated met the scatological in popular performances presented by roving troupes in public squares that skewered sex, politics, and religion. For centuries, the scripts for these outrageous, anonymously written shows were available only in French editions gathered from scattered print and manuscript sources. Now prize-winning theater historian Jody Enders brings twelve of the funniest of these farces to contemporary English-speaking audiences in "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries. Enders's translation captures the full richness of the colorful characters, irreverent humor, and over-the-top plotlines, all in a refreshingly uncensored American vernacular. Those who have never heard the one about the Cobbler, the Monk, the Wife, and the Gatekeeper should prepare to be shocked and entertained. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries is populated by hilarious characters high and low. For medievalists, theater practitioners, and classic comedy lovers alike, Enders provides a wealth of information about the plays and their history. Helpful details abound for each play about plot, character development, sets, staging, costumes, and props. This performance-friendly collection offers in-depth guidance to actors, directors, dramaturges, teachers, and their students. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries puts fifteenth-century French farce in its rightful place alongside Chaucer, Shakespeare, commedia dell'arte, and Molière—not to mention Monty Python. Vive la Farce!
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Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Download or read book The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks written by Bree Kingwind and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cut through the embarrassment when you cut the cheese with this illustrated collection of jokes, quips, and funny comments. Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens . . . until now! It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music? This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart filled circumstances. Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provided a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.
Download or read book Screw Men written by Michael Martino and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2022-03-30 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Screw Men By: Michael Martino Screw Men is a story about author Michael Martino’s experience working in sales. In his experience, he tells us how one can excel and help the company they work for grow. Sometimes you feel cheated, with lesser people advancing when you don’t. A competitor you respected may have also been screwed by his former employees and is looking for an opportunity to prove them wrong. You soon find that the person you thought was a great acting manager is not. Read Screw Men and delve into the sales world that is filled with greed and backstabbing.
Download or read book Trees For the Forest written by Paul Ownman and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2022-11-28 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When he’s abruptly thrust into single parenthood of his two young children, Shane Murphy’s life changes dramatically. As he ventures into a new career to better provide for his children, Shane slowly changes his approach to life. Trees for the Forest is filled with numerous misadventures, humorous anecdotes, and some surprising insights as Shane navigates his way through life as a chauvinistic, single father and unconventional teacher. As he learns to become “Mr. Mom,” Shane is faced with many lessons about the true value of motherhood, and parenthood. His experiences challenge his conception and understanding of women and includes the discoveries that many women don’t like nicknames, nor do they appreciate his somewhat juvenile pranks—including goldfish in the water cooler. Is it possible to teach this old dog new tricks? Does Shane stay close to his narrow-minded roots, or is his journey one of growth and self-discovery?
Download or read book Cow Fart Apocalypse written by E.M. Cooter and published by 1776 Press, LLC. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satirical reimagining of what a Leftist-controlled America might look like in the future, with winks and nods to Orwell’s 1984. After winning 101% of the vote, the new AOC Administration is immediately tested by something no one in The Party expected. It is a future Green America, where one political party controls all aspects of everyone’s lives and cows should no longer exist. Yet a toxic cloud, composed of cow farts is racing toward Washington, DC, threatening the lives of everyone in its path. As a few Patriots attempt to resist The Party’s overreach, and CCP Network is peddling 24/7 news coverage of one crisis after another, a citizenry no longer familiar with bovine flatulence will have to face what they've been told is their worst fear… a Cow Fart Apocalypse! “E.M. Cooter is the new George Orwell, but with a sense of humor.”
Download or read book Are You Kidding Me written by Jon Coley and published by Jon Coley. This book was released on 2024-03-02 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you like to laugh? How about giggle? Cackle? Well, this book has a slew of jokes, puns, and riddles that are bound to give you a chuckle or two. Maybe even a full on gaffaw! If it doesn't, don't worry. I won't tell anybody.
Download or read book The Little Book of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2024-06-13 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
Download or read book Catch That and Paint it Purple A Complete Guide to Farting written by P. J. Whitehill and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-07-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
Download or read book F A R T Attack written by Peter Bakalian and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-08-08 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When one of the Only Onlys falls under F.A.R.T. control, Furious Popcorn has to save his friend—and the rest of the planet—from the diabolical Brain Modem in this second book in the kooky, illustrated middle grade thriller series with nonstop, seat-of-your-pants action that will delight fans of Jarrett Lerner and Stuart Gibbs. Furious Popcorn and his best friends, the Only Onlys, are about to blow the cover of the dangerous and dastardly F.A.R.T. (Families Against Rotten Teens) by exposing their bizarre Parenting Manual. But then Furious Popcorn discovers that one of the Onlys—Apricot—is under F.A.R.T.’s control and he worries they’ve used their diabolical Brain Modem on her! Can Furious Popcorn save Apricot from becoming a zombie? And can he stop F.A.R.T. from unleashing the Brain Modem on the rest of the planet?
Download or read book Distractions 3312 written by Ellen Salter Cleary and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2020-09-23 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story of many distractions I had throughout my life that kept me from doing what needed to be done. It has so much of my thoughts, dreams, nightmares and experiences, mystery, craziness, magic, life, spirits, how, and why things happened. This is just an introduction of how my life has been and what has happened over time. How I got through what I went through and survived. Did I have a mental breakdown? I don’t know, maybe. Some of this could have just been in my head. This is my life experiences and what happened to me. I survived on my own. No drugs, no alcohol...I had no choice but to deal with it... head on. God stayed with me and gave me the strength to do it. Take this story as is or a metaphor of the imagination...It’s totally up to you
