Download or read book Yoga Fart written by Gabriel Davis and published by . This book was released on 2016-01-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Play in One Act, Comedy. Cast: 3 Women, 1 Man. Synopsis: Amy wants her big sis Zelda to have a perfect wedding day. Even after discovering that Zelda slept with her boyfriend, Amy resolves to hold her feelings in until after the wedding is over. To stay calm, Amy throws herself into a series of Yoga classes. Soon, however, the dark clouds brewing within threaten to escape. Will Amy keep it together until the wedding is over, or will she make a stink?

Download or read book Gomer the Gassy Goat written by Hayley Rose and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,"Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!"Fun goat facts included.

Download or read book Fart Yoga Coloring Book written by Humor Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-08 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who has not experienced the embarrassment of breaking wind at the gym in the middle of an exercise session? Whatever your age, it is almost always possible to see the funny side of any situation and farting while concentrating on your yoga session can certainly lighten the atmosphere, in more ways than one! So, relax, let yourself go and enjoy these funny exercise images as you bring them to life in glorious color. 🧘💨 30 hilarious yoga position images to color. 🧘💨 Each images appears on a page by itself, so that colors do not bleed through to an image on the reverse of the same page. 🧘💨 Enjoy a total coloring experience as image backgrounds extend to cover the full page. 🧘💨 Widen your color palette as gray outlines, rather than the standard stark black outlines, are used throughout. 🧘💨 With a page size of approximately 7.5" x 9.5" this book is large enough for you to work with it comfortably, but it is also small enough to be slipped easily into a bag or backpack so that it is available wherever you go.

Download or read book The F cking Yoga Book Yoga for The Rest of Us written by J. C. Lynne and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-31 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All of The Benefits, None of The Bullsh*t Have you ever been to a yoga class and wondered . . . wtf? With an in-depth understanding of the traditions of yoga, and a clear-eyed perspective, this book bridges the gap for folks who never considered doing yoga, or those who have tried and were turned off. This is THE yoga book for people who have trouble with the Zen and appreciate a little zing. J.C. Lynne encourages people of all body types to participate in yoga as part of their lifestyle without freaking them the f*ck out. She brings yoga back down to earth so you can find a way to discover a lifelong approach to overall fitness.

Download or read book I fart in your general direction written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-07-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.

Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of papers from the Bart Collection on the history of farting. The collection was started by Benjamin Bart on discovering several papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, and are available with the help of the Australian Literature Council. The book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts. Also included are sections on Le Petomane, France's greatest farter whose performances impressed Le Moulin Rouge, and on the Farta from Sparta, the old rugby club favourite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically-minded, a chapter considers the physiology of farting.

Download or read book The Little Book of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-10-11 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there’s a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you’ll realise you didn’t know the first thing about flatulence!

Download or read book Humiliation written by Wayne Koestenbaum and published by Picador. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wayne Koestenbaum considers the meaning of humiliation in this eloquent work of cultural critique and personal reflection. The lives of people both famous and obscure are filled with scarlet-letter moments when their dirty laundry sees daylight. In these moments we not only witness the reversibility of "success," of prominence, but also come to visceral terms with our own vulnerable selves. We can't stop watching the scene of shame, identifying with it and absorbing its nearness, and relishing our imagined immunity from its stain, even as we acknowledge the universal, embarrassing predicament of living in our own bodies. With an unusual, disarming blend of autobiography and cultural commentary, noted poet and critic Wayne Koestenbaum takes us through a spectrum of mortifying circumstances—in history, literature, art, current events, music, film, and his own life. His generous disclosures and brilliant observations go beyond prurience to create a poetics of abasement. Inventive, poignant, erudite, and playful, Humiliation plunges into one of the most disquieting of human experiences, with reflections at once emboldening and humane.

Download or read book Drunk Yoga written by Eli Walker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-01-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The OFFICIAL Drunk Yoga book by the rebel behind the viral phenomenon! The Drunk Yoga craze is taking over… not even your bookshelf is safe! The official Drunk Yoga book includes 50 fun (and funny!) variations on traditional yoga poses including: Merlot-sana Vino-yasa WERK-Sasana Shot-a-runga Sip-da-Vino-sana Malbec-asana Bottle-konasana and so much more! In addition, you’ll learn the Drunk Yoga rules (so you don’t make any pour decisions), partner activities (so you won’t have to drink alone), hilarious fun facts, crazy stories from real Drunk Yoga classes, poems, drawings, and other fun surprises! Full of wine, yoga, jokes, and joy, Drunk Yoga is for the experienced yogi, the average barfly, the social butterfly, and the wallflower who needs a few sips of liquid courage. It’s about wine. And yoga. And not taking yourself too seriously. Already a huge hit for bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthday celebrations, and even office and team-building activities, this official book is founder Eli Walker’s newest way to bring Drunk Yoga to you, wherever you are. Drink wine. Do yoga. Be happy.

Download or read book Brain Fart written by Sarah Royal and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.

Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Download or read book The Smell Your Fart Funny Yoga Poses Journal for Funny Yoga Quotes Yoga at Home Yogi Lifestyle Relaxation Balance Mindfulness Medit written by Yeoys Lotus and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "Smell Your Fart" Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Yoga Novelty: This Funny Yoga Poses Men Women design would make an incredible gift for Yogis, Asana And Mens Yoga fans. Amazing The 'Smell Your Fart' Yoga Poses illustrative work with Man Yoga Pose. Act now & get your new favorite Yoga artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets, ...

Download or read book Yoga Fitness for Men written by Dean Pohlman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 564 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maximize athletic performance and increase strength and endurance through the power of yoga. Incorporating yoga into your fitness regime can help you perform better on the sports field and in the gym! Learn how yoga works and integrate key yoga poses and routines to improve flexibility, core strength, and prevent injuries. For centuries yoga has been used to improve overall health and strengthen the mind and body. This yoga guide focuses on helping men perform at their highest fitness levels. Inside the pages of this yoga book you'll find: - More than 50 postures with full-colorr photos and step-by-step instructions. - Over 20 workout routines tailored to specific performance goals, such as endurance and power, or improving your running or weightlifting performance. - Focuses on the functional aspects of yoga, including sports performance and injury prevention. - Information on how yoga can specifically benefit men. - Easy-to-follow steps to execute yoga postures. Yoga is known to have plenty of benefits, but did you know that it also has benefits specifically for men and athletes? At the core, this ancient practice is based on stretching different muscle groups for greater flexibility, ease of movement, and greater power. And these benefits translate to sports performance, gym gains, and overall health - allowing your body to move as it should. No chanting required to master these yoga postures and workouts! Written by Dean Pohlman, sports coach and author, this yoga book for men is focused on yoga's functional fitness benefits and less on the spiritual or emotional aspects. A wonderful gift and fitness resource, Yoga For Men: Build Strength and Improve Performance will help men meet their performance goals, play harder and feel better.

Download or read book Farts Make Noise written by Kelly Brakenhoff and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-10 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Duke the deaf dog learns that some noises are loud and some are quiet. Whether it's a tapping crayon, a beeping fire drill, or a crinkly candy wrapper, both parents and children alike will understand the need to know the difference between noises. A fun, engaging way to teach children that some noises are not polite.

Download or read book I Farted in Your Stocking written by Gross Facts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-23 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Snap. You just got a fart in your stocking. Whoever gave it to you is pretty awesome. Now take some time to learn some Fart facts like the speed of farts, who farts more men or women, fart entertainers, yoga poses for passing gas, fun fart facts for someones christmas stocking. Oh yeah you just farted on there stocking.

Download or read book Yoga Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 2002-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For more than 30 years, Yoga Journal has been helping readers achieve the balance and well-being they seek in their everyday lives. With every issue,Yoga Journal strives to inform and empower readers to make lifestyle choices that are healthy for their bodies and minds. We are dedicated to providing in-depth, thoughtful editorial on topics such as yoga, food, nutrition, fitness, wellness, travel, and fashion and beauty.

Download or read book Yoga Fart Coloring Book Namaste written by Hilarious Coloring Co. and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-27 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yoga farts happen! This is a brilliant gift for any yogi in your life. Namaste 20 mandalas with farting yoga poses to color ★ Gift the gift of laughter and calm to a special yogi in your life ♥ Single sided colouring pages that are black-backed which reduces the bleed-through problem found in other colouring books ✓