Download or read book Yikes who Farted written by Heath McKenzie and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out whose fart is responsible for that awful smell in this press-the-sound book. Featuring a different, disgusting sound on each spread! Hilariously illustrated by Heath McKenzie.
Download or read book Hooray I Farted written by Shana Chartier and published by Clean Reads. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggle with your children as you read through this rhyming book about that silliest of sounds: farts! Learn all about animals while laughing through pages of that universally funny form of humor, and try not to toot along!
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Download or read book Who Farted written by Valera Ainsworth and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sounds and smells are always entertaining in the forest, but can also be warnings that announce intruders.
Download or read book The Definitive Fart Book written by Desmond and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1961-12 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Who Farted written by Candace Meredith and published by Impspired. This book was released on 2022-03-21 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who Farted? Is a light hearted humorous tale about a fart in the classroom. Students reading this book will be guessing who dealt the fart as each student blames another student. Who Farted? Is an early reader that is recommended for ages 3 to 6.
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book Jo Nesbo s Fart Powder Series written by Jo Nesbo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 682 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An eBook boxed set of Jo Nesbo's Fart Powder series, featuring Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder, Bubble in the Bathtub, and Who Cut the Cheese?. In Dr. Proctor's Fart Powder, eleven-year-old Nilly moves to his new neighborhood in Oslo, Norway, and meets his neighbor, Doctor Proctor, an eccentric professor who invents wacky potions and powders—including an industrial strength fart powder that can send people to outer space. Bubble in the Bathtub features even more hijinks as Doctor Proctor has plans for a new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil count. The good Doctor has never quite gotten over this, and he’s going back to change the course of history. But when things go wrong, it’s up to Nilly and Lisa to travel back in time to reunite the two lovebirds. In Who Cut the Cheese? Nilly, Lisa, and Doctor Proctor are too busy inventing things to watch TV, and everyone says they’re missing out on the hot singing competition. But then Nilly and Lisa notice that their friends and family are acting really weird. And the only people acting weird…are the ones watching TV.
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
Download or read book Yikes You Can See My Underpants written by Francis Treate Hogg and published by Francis Treate Hogg. This book was released on 2011-10-24 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There was nothing special about Frank. He thought he was an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life until one day he discovered that wasn't true. This book relates some of his early adventures and stories that show just how unordinary Frank is. From the nonchalant kid's habit of hopping trains to get to the park, through loosing his virginity in a most hilarious way, to almost dealing drugs in his beatnik year. Frank has led a most extraordinary life. A very pleasant, humorous, insightful and throughly enjoyable read.
Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A family outing goes awry when someone farts but no one will admit to being the culprit.
Download or read book Yuck s Fart Club written by Matthew Morgan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published in Great Britain in 2006 by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd"--Copyright page.
Download or read book The Little Book of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2024-06-13 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Fart Monster and Friends written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Big Book of Farty Facts written by Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2017-07 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.
Download or read book Excuse Me I Just Farted But Now I Know Why written by A T Zark and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know... Eskimos can say "love" in 32 ways? But, you'd be amazed to know that there are over 39 ways to say "fart." Yep, there is a lot going on behind our mysterious gaseous emissions. Excuse Me! I Just Farted, But Now I Know Why delves into the weird, wacky, smell-gical world of farts. Where do they come from? Why are men and women so divided about them? How what you eat can lead to trouble passing gas? What are farts good for...like really? It might even surprise you to know that a fart just might save your life. Intrigued? Then, pick up a copy of this fantastically flatulent fart trivia book. It's information and entertainment at its stinkin' best. Buy now... Scroll up and click Add to Cart. For you, your favorite gassy friend, and, of course, the bathroom.
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M. D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
