Download or read book What s in My Pocket and Other Poems by Joshua Mcmanus written by and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-22 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another helping of gross out, funny, silly and entertaining children's poems which will have kids and adults alike laughing aloud at the often naughty, sometimes outlandish and always hilarious antics of people, their habits and their bodily functions.Each short poem is accompanied by fun cartoons which add another dimension to them and help paint the picture of what people get up to and what we sometimes think of others.We all know someone who 'Pumping Power' could have been written for, while 'In My Pocket' and 'Toilet Monster' are a tribute to the imagination of children and adults too.Joshua McManus is at his foulest and vulgar best when it comes to this kind of poetry and in this book of 20 short, yet memorable poems he delivers verses with a comic punch which your child will enjoy reading over and over again.
Download or read book My Gigantic Gobstopper and Other Poems written by and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-02 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another helping of gross out, funny, silly and entertaining children's poems which will have kids and adults alike laughing aloud at the often naughty, sometimes outlandish and always hilarious antics of people, their habits and their bodily functions. Each short poem is accompanied by fun cartoons which add another dimension to them and help paint the picture of what people get up to and what we sometimes think of others. We all know someone who 'Pumping Power' could have been written for, while 'In My Pocket' and 'Toilet Monster' are a tribute to the imagination of children and adults too. Joshua McManus is at his foulest and vulgar best when it comes to this kind of poetry and in this book of 20 short, yet memorable poems he delivers verses with a comic punch which your child will enjoy reading over and over again.
Download or read book A Frog Has Nested in My Hair and Other Poems written by and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-09 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Did the Elephant Choose His Nose written by Joshua Mcmanus and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-09 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did The Elephant Choose His Nose And Other Poems is a fabulous collection of twenty witty and entertaining children's poems by Joshua McManus. Concentrating on the slightly rude and sometimes disgusting, young children will love the cautionary tales and fun to be had in each of them. From making sure you don't get your toilet brush and toothbrush mixed up, to being careful about sneezing when you are doing a wee, the poetry delves into some murky and taboo subjects with an abundance of skill, observation and quick-wittedness. And with humorous and colorful pictures accompanying each poem, Did The Elephant Choose His Nose And Other Poems delivers exciting visual amusement too, and is sure to be a firm favourite with your child at bedtimes, or just whenever they need cheering up.
Download or read book A Frog Has Nested in My Hair and Other Poems written by and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-09 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joshua McManus is back at what he does best, writing his own particular brand of children's poems which will delight and disgust in equal measure. The poetry, aimed at children, but also pandering to adults, takes a look at the more vulgar side of life.'Hot Dog' takes us on the journey of one of our favourite snacks as it travels from mouth to stomach, while the hilarious 'Blue Bottle Fly' is an exercise in how to gross out an audience, while keeping them reading to the final line.With 20 brilliantly apt and perceptive poems making up this book, complete with cartoon artistry which compliments them well. They are certain to have your child (and you) rocking with laughter and looking for more of the same.Get your copy today and indulge yourself for a few moments of fantastic, foul fun.
Download or read book What You Shouldn t Do at School written by Joshua Lewis Mcmanus and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-12-10 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, silly rhyming picture book for children, wonderful illustrations to have your children laughing, all the weird and wonderfully strange things children shouldn't do at school. "Don't do a headstand on a chair. Or ride on the back of a grizzly bear." A wonderful book for early readers and jam packed with lots of kids humor !
Download or read book I m Mad about Pizza by Joshua McManus written by and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-11 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you like pizza? Almost everyone does, but in this riotous picture book you'll meet someone who loves pizza so much that he eats it all the time. In the bath, in his bed, flying a plane or sailing a boat. It doesn't matter what he's doing, our hero just loves pizza. Joshua McManus takes another look at everyday life in a surreal and unusual way, as he finds out what it would be like if all you ever ate was pizza. I'm Mad About Pizza is a fun and entertaining read, written in poem form, which also carries a cautionary tale about what might befall you if you eat too much of the same thing. And with great artwork to accompany the wacky lines, this a picture book that will appeal to adults as much as the children it is meant for.
Download or read book Head Off Split written by Nikky Finney and published by Northwestern University Press. This book was released on 2011-01-27 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In Nikky Finney's Head Off & Split the beauty of language soars and saves us even as we skirt the raw edge of terror. And something rare and precious is restored, a light, a circling movement of the spirit. This is poetry to give thanks for."---Meena Alexander, author of Quickly Changing River --
Download or read book The Independent written by Leonard Bacon and published by . This book was released on 1895 with total page 904 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Dialogue of Two Snails written by Federico García Lorca and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2018-02-22 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My heart brims with billows and minnows of shadows and silver Beautiful, brutal, strange and lovely: this is Lorca reborn, in a selection of previously unpublished pieces and masterful new translations. Penguin Modern: fifty new books celebrating the pioneering spirit of the iconic Penguin Modern Classics series, with each one offering a concentrated hit of its contemporary, international flavour. Here are authors ranging from Kathy Acker to James Baldwin, Truman Capote to Stanislaw Lem and George Orwell to Shirley Jackson; essays radical and inspiring; poems moving and disturbing; stories surreal and fabulous; taking us from the deep South to modern Japan, New York's underground scene to the farthest reaches of outer space.
Download or read book Henry s Big Ears Childrens Books written by Joshua McManus and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-06 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Henry's Big Ears Henry has a problem, his ears are rather huge! What if you had really big ears? Would it bother you? Well, beware, Hold tight and Join Joshua McManus on his most amazing tale yet.
Download or read book Books in Print written by and published by . This book was released on 1958 with total page 1966 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Beast written by Joshua McManus and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-02 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's author Joshua McManus brings us his most suspenseful tale yet. In a way, you never saw coming! Oscar's Mum and Dad have no problem dropping him off in the middle of nowhere, Brackley at Gran's house. He normally always has a good time. But this time something is wrong, Gran knows it. The doors are locked, the windows are locked. And outside is no place to go. But the secrets are revealed in the most unlikely of places... Inside the beast! ★★★★★ I read this as an adult and really enjoyed the story. I am sure children will love it. They always like monsters, heroes, slime and bullies. A great short story.
Download or read book The United States Catalog written by Mary Burnham and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 1612 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Barlasch of the Guard written by Henry Seton Merriman and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2024-02-26 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reproduction of the original. The publishing house Megali specialises in reproducing historical works in large print to make reading easier for people with impaired vision.
Download or read book The Memorial History of Hartford County Connecticut 1633 1884 written by James Hammond Trumbull and published by . This book was released on 1886 with total page 726 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Cat Who Could Read Backwards written by Lilian Jackson Braun and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1986-08-15 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE FIRST COZY MYSTERY IN THE BELOVED NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING CAT WHO SERIES! The world of modern art is a mystery to many. But for Jim Qwilleran, it turns into a mystery of another sort when his assignment for The Daily Fluxion leads down the path to murder. A stabbing in an art gallery, vandalized paintings, a fatal fall from a scaffolding—this is not at all what Qwilleran expects when he turns his reporter talents to art. But Qwilleran and his newly found partner, Koko the brilliant Siamese cat, are in their element—sniffing out clues and confounding criminals intent on mayhem and murder. This riveting beginning to the Cat Who series is the perfect cozy mystery for cat lovers to start sleuthing!
