Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-10-19 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From road-crossing chickens and classic knock-knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of more than 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with two-color line art throughout.
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Allan Pease and published by Robson. This book was released on 2001-09-04 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book containing every joke guaranteed to annoy those who like to think of themselves as politically correct. It deliberately sets out to offend "prudes and those who take life too seriously".
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Download or read book 300 Video Game Jokes The Ultimate Joke Book for Kids and Teens Vol 1 2 written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-27 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How come Toad gets invited to every party? Because he's a fun-gi! Why do Fortnite players have nice teeth? Because they Floss! 300 Hilarious Jokes From Some of Your Favorite Video Games Including Fortnite, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Overwatch, Starcraft, Minecraft, Runescape, Super Mario, Sonic, Zelda, Donkey Kong, and DOTA 2! A Must-have for any gamer. Add to Cart Now and get ready to have some serious laughs! Save over 40% off with this bundle. **Makes for a perfect gift plus get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the Paperback!**
Download or read book Ultimate Kids Joke Book written by Joke Books for Kids and published by Joke Books for Kids. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!
Download or read book 101 Harry Potter Jokes written by Lilly Winchester and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher? Because he can't control his pupils! 101 Hilarious Jokes from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! A Must-have for any Harry Potter fan. Add to Cart Now and get ready to have some serious laughs! **Makes for the perfect gift plus get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**
Download or read book The Ultimate Disney Joke Book written by Chip Lovitt and published by Random House Disney. This book was released on 1995 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Filled with more than 250 sidesplitting riddles and jokes, this book features such Disney characters as Mickey Mouse, Simba, Aladdin, Snow White, and Winnie the Pooh as joke tellers and riddle revelers. There's also plenty of categorical humor in this mix, with gags on Ho-Ho-Homonyms, Royal Riddles, Doctor Mickey's Medical Merriment, and Castle Quips.
Download or read book The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2,001 brand new side-splitters that will keep you laughing out loud.
Download or read book The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book written by Hinkler Studios and published by Hinkler Books (AU). This book was released on 2005 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This ultimate collection of jokes is for adults who can laugh at themselves, don't take life too seriously and hate being politically correct. This collection of Adult Only jokes is rude, raucous and hilarious. Take the book everywhere you go for a guaranteed chuckle at the expense of just about anyone! No one is spared! A must for anyone with a funny-bone! This joke book comes with a belly laugh guarantee.
Download or read book The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book written by Mike Oxbent and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2007-02-14 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.
Download or read book Scooby Doo Movie Ultimate Joke Book written by T. E. J. Dow and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2002 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks from Scooby Doo and his friends in Mystery, Inc.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel (Writer) Jessup and published by . This book was released on 2019-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Musician s Ultimate Joke Book written by Kevin M. Mitchell and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humour.
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Puma Pants and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks
