Download or read book Two Old Broads written by Dr. M. E. Hecht and published by Harper Horizon. This book was released on 2022-11-08 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by renowned surgeon and expert on the art of aging, Dr. M.E. Hecht, with her friend Whoopi Goldberg lending her unique point of view, Two Old Broads is laugh out loud funny and?tells it like it is for all of us who left middle age in the dust and want to be present, positive, and as extraordinary as ever in our golden years. Whoopi joins Dr. Hecht in a lively conversation about growing older with no apologies. Dr. Hecht, who passed away a few short months prior to publication, shares her 93 years of wisdom with Whoopi and their fellow “broads.” Together, these two kindred spirits will help you: stay active physically and mentally make finalizing your will more rewarding than it sounds navigate tricky subjects, such as whether you need a home aide win friends and influence people or take a nap, depending on the day discover joy in relationships even when your excretions outweigh your secretions get up financially, physically, and emotionally after a fall keep a sense of humor about getting older (of course!) Imminently practical and?rooted firmly in the adage that getting older is not for sissies, Two Old Broads is the aging book for the ages. You've survived the past; why not embrace the present and prepare for the future so you thrive and find more time to laugh along the way?
Download or read book Camping Experiences of Two Old Broads written by Karen J. Bates and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2014-03-31 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once, there were two interesting women who led separate lives until fate decided it had other plans for them. Marie, who is single, lives in an apartment in the city and is a social worker. Jane is divorced and a mother of two; she lives in a home in the suburbs and works in real estate. When they happen to meet at a conference, they bond on the spot. A casual invitation to go tent camping turns into the start of a beautiful relationshipand the seed of an epic, four-year adventure in which they will explore the United States in an RV. Along the way, the ladies find themselves in some sticky situations. They find love and lust in unexpected places. They find themselves floating high above Albuquerque, New Mexico, in a hot-air balloon. They somehow wind up trapped in a den of foxes. And then they witness an abusive relationship that ends in murder The two friends soon learn that life in an RV is much different than they expected. But through it all, they are carried forward on a wave of fun, friendship, and excitement. What will they get into next?
Download or read book The Boob Girls 4 written by Joy Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12: Murder at Meadow Lakes Perculator Rasmussen lay face-down, spread-eagled on the dining room floor of Meadow Lakes Retirement Community. The back of his head was smashed in, his throat was cut, a nylon cord was around his neck. There was a bullet hole in his jacket and a knife in his back. "Are we sure he's dead?" Mary Rose McGill asked. "If he isn't," Wiley Vondra said. "He'd better have damn good insurance."
Download or read book The Best Is Yet to Come written by Whoopi Goldberg and published by Harper Horizon. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian Whoopi Goldberg's no-holds-barred humor about growing older along with expert aging wisdom from trailblazing orthopedic surgeon M. E. Hecht empower you to enjoy a healthier, happier second half of life.
Download or read book If Someone Says You Complete Me RUN written by Whoopi Goldberg and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the provocative and hilarious EGOT winner, bestselling author, and host of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, comes the perfect antidote to all those outdated relationship advice books in the world, weighing in on why marriage isn't for everybody, and how the life you want shouldn't be the life everyone else expects you to have. Whoopi Goldberg has been an electrifying, envelope-pushing public figure of many stripes: acclaimed actor, comedienne, singer, songwriter, author, political activist and talk show host. Now, Whoopi will speak openly about why marriage isn't for everyone, how being alone can be satisfying, and how what's most important is understanding who you are and what makes you happy. Wise, funny, and conversation-starting, Whoopi's message is sure to resonate with the millions of people who struggle with relationships every day. Goldberg says: "I get to hear from a lot of different people about relationships and this got me trying to figure out why the divorce rate is SO high. It occurred to me that as one who has done it badly often, I might have some insight. It's hard to really know the other person's agenda, but if someone says 'you complete me'...RUN!!!"
Download or read book The Unqualified Hostess written by Whoopi Goldberg and published by Rizzoli Publications. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The legendary actor and comedian shows how to set a great table, shares ideas for unforgettable celebrations, and says, "It's about fun, not perfection!" In her own words... "It's Whoopi here and I've written this book that, frankly, is the last book anyone would expect. You would never think of me as someone with the courage to say, 'You have everything you need to be fantastic in your own house, apartment, or trailer to set a great table.' Let's face it, you look at a lot of books on Entertaining and think 'I could never do this in my house, I don't have this stuff and it's not going to look like what I'm seeing.' That's not what's going to happen here! I want to show you there is great heart in setting the table. For two or four or the kids or Halloween or tea just for you. For dinners with friends or the holidays. I'm going to tell you stories about what I do when people come over and give you ideas about what you're seeing because Honey, everything in this book is what you can do in your house. You got a bodega or a 7-Eleven near you? They sell flowers. Take those bad boys and put them on your table. You got some crazy old plate from your grandmother (or a fancy silver one)? You got little kids' toys that have been annoying you forever, put them on the table too. Who's going to tell you it's wrong? Not me! I'm going to tell you it's right and I'm going to take you on a journey. And don't forget the bathroom; decorate it too, people are going to see it. It's all at your house. Come with me. I'll show you! P.S. I know the glass on the cover is broken. Accidents happen!"
Download or read book Retirement GPS How to Navigate Your Way to A Secure Financial Future with Global Investing written by Aaron Katsman and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2013-08-23 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The secret to ensuring financial peace of mind in retirement? INTERNATIONAL INVESTING Building a solid retirement portfolio while ignoring the global economy is simply not a reality anymore. While still strong, the U.S. economy is no longer the only big player on the scene. China, India, Turkey, and Brazil are just a few of the many powerful upstarts in global markets. The world has changed for good--and your portfolio must change with it. Financial advisor Aaron Katsman steers you in the right direction by providing you with a Global Portfolio Strategy (GPS) tailored specifically for today's diverse world economy. In Retirement GPS, Katsman calls for a more balanced portfolio in light of today's realities--one that places heavy emphasis on foreign investments. This no-nonsense guide teaches you: Why international investing is critical to your retirement portfolio Where the best places to begin investing are--from Scandinavia to the Middle East How to invest in foreign stocks and bonds Set your course for a happy, safe financial future. The tool you need is right at your fingertips--Retirement GPS.
Download or read book The Legacy of Lost Things written by Aida Zilelian and published by Greenleaf Book Group. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aida Zilelian’s breathtaking debut novel, The Legacy of Lost Things, follows three generations of a family of Armenian immigrants living in the United States, as they struggle with one another and against the Old World expectations of their community. When Araxi, the oldest daughter of the desperately unhappy Levon and Tamar, goes missing, the remaining family members are forced to confront their painful histories together, and the role each of them has played in driving Araxi away. Through Araxi and her family, readers are given a unique look at the generational and cultural tensions that both keep families together and tear them apart. Using spare, poignant prose, Zilelian deftly explores the themes of romance, duty, infidelity and guilt. Because of the mature content, this book is intended for adult and young adult audiences.
Download or read book Alice written by Whoopi Goldberg and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1992 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alice learns the meaning of true riches when she and two friends go to claim a prize in the Wegonnagetcha Sweepstakes.
Download or read book Four Old Broads written by Leslie Kimbell and published by Samuel French , Incorporated. This book was released on 2018 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation--and NOT another trip up to Helen, Georgia to see that "precious little German village for the umpteenth time." A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can just convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her. Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones and figure out why so many residents have been moved to "the dark side," what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head? Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all"--page [4] of cover.
Download or read book Is It Just Me written by Whoopi Goldberg and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2010-10-05 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you noticed that things aren't as civil as they once were? Or that rudeness is no longer an exception but a lifestyle? Sure you have. All you need to do is set foot outside your door to see that bad manners are taking over everywhere. People are yakking on cell phones in restaurants, even at church. Folks in carpools wear enough cologne to make our eyes bleed. Complete strangers think it's OK to rub a pregnant lady's belly. Passengers abuse flight attendants, family outings to the ball park are ruined by rowdy drunks . . . a congressman heckled the President of the United States. Well, Whoopi Goldberg has noticed all this and more and asked herself, "Is it just me?" Unleashing her trademark irreverence and humor, her new book of observations takes a funny and excruciatingly honest look at how a loss of civility is messing with the quality of life for all of us. So if your pet peeve is folks who talk in movie theaters like it was their living room, or if you get bugged by people clipping their nails and performing other personal hygiene next to you on the bus, or if you cringe when "please" and "thank you" get replaced by "gimme" and "huh" . . . you have found a kindred spirit. Because Whoopi has witnessed the growing disrespect and rudeness in our lives and realized she is not alone. And, as you'll discover in these pages, neither are you.
Download or read book We Can Be Whatever We Want To Be written by Rosetta Beatty and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspiring and motivational, this book will have children of all ages thinking about the possibilities of what they can be in life. The book tells children that they can dream and believe in themselves. It tells children if they prepare, and work hard at achieving their goal it can come true. This book will paint a picture, send a spark to the brain, and touch the hearts and minds of many. The more you inspire a child or let them know their worth, the more they will grow to reach their fullest potential.
Download or read book Scattered Thoughts from a Scattered Mind written by David Mills and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2018-03-08 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello, and welcome again to the land of Scattered Thoughts, coming to you live from Neal Youngs Sugar Mountain! And yes, we do have barkers and colored balloons. When last we spoke, it was 2016. Donald Trump had just won the White House, and everybody and his brother was raising hell. Negan from The Walking Dead would say, Not cool! Not cool at all! I hope by now youve seen there was no need whatsoever for all of the hoopla. Weve gone an entire year, and dig this, the talking heads performed admirably, no one detonated a nuclear device in anyone elses backyard, and garbage pickup continued to be spot-on. If you ask me, Im putting that in the win column. I trust youve fared well this year and celebrated the 2017 holidays properly with your friends and loved ones. I know I did. Again, my work is complete to the best of my ability. Yours is just beginning.
Download or read book Stung written by Gary Stephen Ross and published by McClelland & Stewart. This book was released on 2011-12-21 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was one of the brightest stars at the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce, a brilliant young banker on his way to the top. But Brian Molony had a secret obsession: he loved to gamble. The unsuspecting bank was soon fuelling that obsession, as Molony helped himself to hundreds of thousands, then millions, of dollars in fraudulent loans. Despite falling deeper and deeper in the hole, Molony convinced himself he could win it all back. Before long, the mild-mannered assistant manager had become one of the biggest high-rollers the casinos had ever seen and earned himself a place in the annals of criminal history.
Download or read book Last Night in Twisted River written by John Irving and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-10-27 with total page 577 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1954, in the cookhouse of a logging and sawmill settlement in northern New Hampshire, an anxious twelve-year-old boy mistakes the local constable’s girlfriend for a bear. Both the twelve-year-old and his father become fugitives, forced to run from Coos County—to Boston, to southern Vermont, to Toronto—pursued by the implacable constable. Their lone protector is a fiercely libertarian logger, once a river driver, who befriends them. In a story spanning five decades, Last Night in Twisted River depicts the recent half-century in the United States as “a living replica of Coos County, where lethal hatreds were generally permitted to run their course.” What further distinguishes Last Night in Twisted River is the author’s unmistakable voice—the inimitable voice of an accomplished storyteller.
Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Classic Movies written by Lee Pfeiffer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-11-07 with total page 383 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sit back, grab some popcorn, and let the credits roll. The Complete Idiot’s Guide® to Classic Movies provides comprehensive information on the best classic films from the silent era up through 1969, cross-referenced several different ways for easy access. Also contains fun, “insider” trivia and facts about the movies, the stars, and factors that influenced the movie or the audience at the time of the movie’s release. • Written by a recognized name in the industry who has written books on movies and film for decades • Features only the best movies (3 and 4 stars) from the silent era up through 1969 • Offers several indexes, which are cross-referenced alphabetically by actor and director, in addition to the main text being indexed by film name and genre • Includes appendices that provide information on the top 100 films of all time, the greatest movie quotes, Academy Award winners, and Internet references for locating hard-to-find films
Download or read book Come and Gone written by Joe Parkin and published by VeloPress. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After years of cycling in Belgium, Parkin is ready to hang up his cleats when he is offered a contract with a pro mountain bike team. The freshness of mountain biking proves to be an elixir: his career blossoms and he rediscovers his love of the sport.
