Download or read book Toilet Terror written by Betsy Haynes and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Toilet Terror written by Betsy Haynes and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 1996-01-01 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flushing her chemistry experiment down the toilet just before her brother flushes his dead goldfish, Ellie is horrified when a sinister creature emerges from the plumbing and seeks to take over the bathroom.

Download or read book Terror on the Toilet written by Anthony Horvath and published by Bard and Book. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what lurks in the deep, dark, abyss? No, we aren't talking about your toilet (hopefully)! In this wicked collection of short stories that veer wildly between satire and straight-up horror, a motley crew of authors with Bard and Book Publishing threaten to expose humanity's darkest corners. One author pokes fun at the gratuitous sensuality of modern society; this author reminds us that death is always near; another that zombies may just be a literary device that allows us to speak frankly about the human condition. And so it goes, in this collection of short stories designed with the 'indisposed' reader in mind.

Download or read book Terror in the Toilets written by Tom B. Stone and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toilets are exploding, paper towels are floating in mid air and a pair of disembodied trainers are prowling around the boys' bathroom. There's no doubt Graveyard School is haunted, but why the toilet in particular? Alex and Park are determined to hunt the

Download or read book Toilet Terror written by Elizabeth Winfrey and published by HarperTorch. This book was released on 1996-07-09 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flushing her chemistry experiment down the toilet just before her brother flushes his dead goldfish, Ellie is horrified when a sinister creature emerges from the plumbing and seeks to take over the bathroom. Original.

Download or read book Toilets of Terror Coloring Book written by Damon Wiggins and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-02 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Terror has a new name and they come in porcelain. Beware, for here are the TOILETS OF TERROR! You will scream and run. Well, more like scream with laughter unless you get the runs. Enjoy exploring toilets from a different angle. Color, laugh, scream and whatever you want to do with the book. We won't be there. Ideal for whoever loves to get silly. Coloring monstrous toilets doesn't really get any sillier unless it's coloring a urinal cake. There are a couple of those in here too, so....this is all on you now. This book is designed for adults; however, the imagery and vocabulary is relatively inoffensive. What you will find in this book: 31 single-sided unique and funny images to avoid bleeding through and to allow pages to be removed for display in the bathroom or anywhere you would like to scare someone. Do I see the beginnings of some at-home haunted houses happening? Each design is original and artist created. Large format 8.5 X 11 inch (US Letter/A4 equivalent) A title page that can be colored to complete the book. A contents page with the order of the images to help you locate your favorite drawing. It's a 67 page book and we can never find the toilet paper let alone a single page. Hope that helps. Laughs, toilet humor, toilet horror and possible scares. A unique gift for horror fans, plumbers, comedy fans, long-sitting bathroom users (us), budding artists, birthdays, Halloween, and any occasion! Get yours today!

Download or read book Not Just a Tomboy written by Caspar Baldwin and published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers. This book was released on 2018-11-21 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of one trans man's exploration of gender identity, set against changing cultural attitudes from the 90s to the present day. Caspar Baldwin grew up in a time when being trans was not widely accepted by society, and though progress has been made since then, trans men are still underrepresented and misunderstood. Grappling with the messy realities of gender expectations while giving a stark and moving account of his own experiences, Baldwin grants a nuanced understanding of what it's like to be a trans boy or man. With its unflinching portrayal of the vulnerability, confusion, dysphoria, empowerment, peace and joy that are all part of the transition process, this provides an invaluable support for trans men and is a memoir that breaks the mould.

Download or read book The Big Book of Gross Stuff written by Bart King and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of The Big Book of Superheroes presents a hilarious look at science, nature, and the human body in a book full of good laughs and bad smells. From boogers, B.O., and belches to sneezes, diseases, and demon cheeses, The Big Book of Gross Stuff is chock-full of practical knowledge about things you shouldn’t discuss at the dinner table. Kids can take a Gross Quiz to find out how their sensibilities stack up against the rest of society, and learn about the World's Most Disgusting Jobs (whale-feces research, anyone?). With the turn of every page, The Big Book of Gross Stuff will challenge your gag reflexes as it introduces topics, terminology and trivia about toilets, scabies, decaying bodies, and much more. For instance, did you know: · In 1971, a band named Hot Poop released a record titled Does Their Own Stuff! They were never heard from again. · When using fake vomit, the key to faking people out is to sprinkle water on the stuff to make it look more realistic. · Belly button lint is composed of dust, dried sweat, fat, dead skin, and bits of cotton.

Download or read book The Impossible Us written by Sarah Lotz and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-03-22 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An utterly delightful epistolary romance....The Impossible Us is that rare 'I laughed, I cried' book."--The New York Times Nick: Failed writer. Failed husband. Dog owner. Bee: Serial dater. Dress maker. Pringles enthusiast. One day, their paths cross over a misdirected email. The connection is instant, electric. They feel like they’ve known each other all their lives. So they decide to meet. While Nick buys a new suit, and gets his courage up, Bee steps away from her desk, and sets off to meet him at a London train station. With their happily-ever-after nearly in hand, what happens next is incredible and threatens to separate them forever. As their once in a lifetime connection is tested, Nick and Bee will discover whether being together is an impossible chance worth taking.

Download or read book Prank Day written by Kel Mitchell and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From actor, producer, and comedian Kel Mitchell of Nickelodeon's All That and the film Good Burger, this laugh-aloud novel for kids follows Chase as he masterminds a series of epic pranks only to discover that they've all become real on April 2nd. When his tricks become reality in hilarious and disastrous ways, Chase must come clean. How will he set the world right again, catch the eye of his crush Zoe, and keep her from getting flattened by the refrigerator running all over town? This comedy-fantasy adventure is full of wackiness, mayhem, and laugh-out loud moments teaches the value of taking responsibility for your actions and telling the truth blends realistic fiction with fantasy features comic-style illustrations in every chapter celebrates the value of friendship, family, and good teachers in your life features a diverse cast of characters Intended for kids and tweens 8 to 12 years old, this book is perfect for independent young readers, boys and girls fans of illustrated chapter book series like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Terrible Two, Middle School, and Locker 37 fans of the popular Nickelodeon show All That This novel will keep middle graders entertained with its fast pace, fantastical chaos, and hilarious tricks. If you've ever dreamed of pranking the world with toilet clowns and spider drones, this book is for you.

Download or read book Extra Hands written by Jack Orchard and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-08-08 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack Orchard was a successful entrepreneur before his diagnosis with Lou Gehrig's disease in 2001 at age 34. Instead of preparing to die, he founded a pair of charities to help other patients and fund scientific research. Jack's story is a remarkable triumph over adversity and a testament to the power of humanist ideals in action. Order your copy today! Extra Hands for ALS, the national youth service charity Jack founded will receive a part of the proceeds from each sale.

Download or read book Horrid Henry Robs the Bank written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2010-04-29 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horrid Henry helps himself to all the money he needs to win his favourite board game, comes up with another spectacular money-making scheme for launching a newspaper with all the school gossip, vows vengeance on Perfect Peter when Peter nicks his birthday party theme and has his own Pirate Party ¿ and gets it by taking over as Head Teacher when Peter plays school with his goody-goody friends.

Download or read book What We French Think of You British written by Marcel Lucont and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-26 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marcel Lucont, France's premier misanthropist and lover, introduces the reader to the British character as seen through the eyes of the French. From food and weather to television and pets, he shares his disdainful opinion on all things British and offers advice on just why the French do it so much better. The book features: "Dans La Rue", an eye-spy parody set on the British high street; "Tits of the Brits", a poem concerning the large British bust vs the petite French cup; "Stolen French", a guide to words the British have stolen from the French; "The British Joke", Marcel's take on British humour; and, "The Monarchy", including why the French got rid of theirs.

Download or read book The Brave Daughters written by Mary Wood and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2020-05-14 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A moving and emotional family drama set between France and Britain from bestselling author, Mary Wood. They would fight for their country, at all costs . . . When Sibbie and Marjie arrive at RAF Digby, they are about to take on roles of national importance. It’s a cause of great excitement for everyone around them. Perhaps they will become code-breakers, spies even? Soon the pair embark on a rigorous training regime, but nothing can prepare them for what they’re about to face . . . Amid the vineyards of rural France, Flora and Ella can’t bear the thought of another war. But as the thunderclouds grow darker, hanging over Europe, a sense of deep foreboding sets in, not just for their safety but for the fate of their families . . . With danger looming, as the threat of war becomes real, Flora and Ella are forced to leave their idyllic home and flee. Can they make it to safety, or will the war have further horrors in store for them? The Brave Daughters is the fourth book in the Girls Who Went to War series by Mary Wood.

Download or read book Beware of the Haunted Toilet written by Elaine Moore and published by . This book was released on 1999-03-09 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Danny and Megan decide to investigate the sudden strange goings on in the class bathroom they discover that it is haunted by a ghost named Joshua who was killed on that site during the Civil War.

Download or read book Murder at the Best Little Library in Texas written by Roy Sullivan and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2019-01-11 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think public libraries are staid and quiet? Then welcome to the “Best Little Library in Texas” where restroom fires/accidents, a surprise birth upstairs, angry female demonstrators at the front door, even a study group pledged to kill people because of their DNA (and a subsequent murder) are almost routine. How do six committed librarians and one lonely Texas cowboy survive these dangers? Credit their high quotient of humor, affection for one another, teamwork and community service. The “Best Little Library” proves it’s not the quality of the book collections, it’s the individuals of the staff who make the library exceptional.

Download or read book Terror s Reach written by Tom Bale and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-06-03 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A burning summer's day explodes into violence. A murderous gang targets the exclusive south coast island of Terror's Reach, home to rival business tycoons Robert Felton and Valentin Nasenko. The residents are facing annihilation, and only one man stands a chance of saving them. Four years ago, after an undercover police operation went disastrously wrong, CID officer Joe Clayton lost his career and his family. Forced to adopt a new identity, he drifted from place to place and ended up on the Reach, working as a bodyguard to Nasenko's wife, Cassie, and her children. Now he must draw upon all his experience and reserves of strength to keep them alive. But nothing is as it seems on Terror's Reach, and a long night of betrayal and murder leaves Joe fighting for his own survival ...