Download or read book Toe Jamm d written by Susan Berran and published by Susan Berran. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Up for another hilariously gross adventure? Then read on... Sam and his best mate, Jared, are off on another Freaky adventure. Sam's been hard at work all summer trying to build up the world's largest, smelliest, grossest ball of toe jam from all of the cow poop, slug slime and sweat that's living between his toes. But when he uses Smelly Melly's toothbrush to try and dig out the huge dob of mouldy, smelly muck, well, let's just say ... it's not too happy about the move.

Download or read book The Legend of Toe Jam Joe written by Scott Peterson and published by Peterson Production. This book was released on 2018-03-12 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever heard the tales of Johnny Appleseed or Paul Bunyan? Chances are you have. But, did you know that there is one very important figure in American folklore that has been severely overlooked throughout the years? Well, there was. And did you know that the main reason this person has been almost erased from history is due to the fact that parents of the world get a little grossed out by the truth of where jelly and jam originated from? THE LEGEND OF TOE JAM JOE tells the story a funny old man named Joe who can magically make jelly come out of his feet. He travels from town to town to share his toe jam jelly with everyone that he meets, but when he shows up in the town of Bland with his rainbow of yumminess, the folks are not pleased. In fact they get down right mean and ugly and try to run poor old Joe out of town.

Download or read book Please Pass the Toe Jam written by Nancy Granata and published by . This book was released on 2012-08-01 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hop, skip and jump on in to jam-packed, fun-filled, foot-learning experience. From start to finish the playful story line and illustrations in this book will entertain, delight and educate at the same time. "Please Pass the Toe Jam" proves that learning about feet can be fun! Meet your toes and first hand some of their biggest concerns; tight shoes, stubs and more. Step inside for some 'jingle job' laughs, learn important 'foot facts' and enjoy a fun journey through a 'jam lesson'. The underlying message is to take good care of your toes and feet protecting them from injury and keeping them healthy. Toes have a BIG JOB! Too often toes are overlooked for their amazing contribution to everyday movements. Find out if you are a good toe caretaker. Teaching with humor is often the most impressionable way to plant a seed in someone's mind. This book is intended to be one of those seeds. We all depend on our feet to last a lifetime; the lifetime of our feet depends on us.

Download or read book Please Pass the Toe Jam written by Nancy Granata and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-08-09 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hop, skip and jump on in to jam-packed, fun-filled, foot-learning experience. From start to finish the playful story line and illustrations in this book will entertain, delight and educate at the same time. Please Pass the Toe Jam proves that learning about feet can be fun! Meet your toes and first hand some of their biggest concerns; tight shoes, stubs and more. Step inside for some jingle job laughs, learn important foot facts and enjoy a fun journey through a jam lesson. The underlying message is to take good care of your toes and feet protecting them from injury and keeping them healthy. Toes have a BIG JOB! Too often toes are overlooked for their amazing contribution to everyday movements. Find out if you are a good toe caretaker. Teaching with humor is often the most impressionable way to plant a seed in someones mind. This book is intended to be one of those seeds. We all depend on our feet to last a lifetime; the lifetime of our feet depends on us.

Download or read book Captain Marryat s Novels written by Frederick Marryat and published by . This book was released on 1897 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Dog Fiend written by Frederick Marryat and published by . This book was released on 1897 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book A Sailor s Garland written by John Masefield and published by . This book was released on 1908 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Toe Jam Pie written by L. K. Dominguez and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A boy wants to make a toe jam pie for everyone who has contributed to his terrible day, but the pie turns out to have unexpected results.

Download or read book Suck d written by Susan Berran and published by Susan Berran. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Up for another extremely funny, totally gross & weird adventure? Then read on... Yep, just when Sam didn't think things could get any worse, his best mate, Jared, becomes sooo sick he has to stay home from school for the entire week, leaving Sam on his own to face the suckiest week of his whole sucktacular life. With Toffee tugging at his nauseating nostril taffy, Abbey being crabby, Booga's gigantic butt bugle and the rest of the cow-cuddling, sheep-kissing kids. It might be Jared that's sick ... but by the end of this week it's Sam who's going to need the barf bucket.

Download or read book Chomp d written by Susan Berran and published by Susan Berran. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's grosser, weirder, funnier and even smellier than before! Take another brilliantly twisted adventure with Sam, Jared and little Miss 'dung daks' smelly Melly poop pants as they head off on holidays ... to the most dangerous place on the planet. But is it really a holiday ... or a final resting place to get rid of annoying kids? With the poisonous puke plants, ferocious farting animals, tree swinging hippies and Smelly Melly's deadliest fungus growing, chunky chuck-up nappies yet! This time, adventure is snapping at their heels ... and they just might not be able to keep their stomach contents down.

Download or read book Lick d written by Susan Berran and published by Susan Berran. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another extremely gross Agnath adventure ... you just have to read about this! Sam and Jared's lives are in chaos once again. Why would the cute, cuddly, spoilt pets that get to lay around all day and have their food slopped out right in front of them purposely want to get their masters into trouble? Were they evil, stupid ... were they even from this world? "Oooh Crap!! Fluff Butt just pooped right in the middle of the lounge room rug! ... a week's worth of Chunky Beef Tongue with Vegetables, Chicken Liver in Noodles, Lambs Brain in Gravy ... all mooshed together, dissolving and rotting in the gastric juices of the dog's stomach. All deposited at once in a huge greeny browny yellowish dump!" …

Download or read book The Dog Fiend Or Snarleyyow Author s Copyright Edition written by Frederick Marryat and published by . This book was released on 1870 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Snot Rocket written by Susan Berran and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun, snot-filled action-packed, seriously gross book by the author of the '''Freaky''' series So you want to know why boogers are reeeally green? And if you can put all of that awesomely gross sweat, slime, and garbage that you’ve saved-up between your toes for six months—you know toe jam—on toast for breakfast? The first book in the series, Snot Rocket includes five snot-filled short stories that will entertain kids to no end with that repulsive gross-out humor that they just can’t seem to resist! The Yucky, Disgustingly Gross, Icky Short Stories series is designed for fast laughs to kick-start even the toughest non-readers. Targeted to ages 7 to 11, these gross, absolutely hilarious tales will leave kids grimacing for more. There's definitely more than enough snot & vomit in this sordid series.

Download or read book Sixteen Chickens on a Trampoline written by Faye Lippitt and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2024-03-28 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Faye Lippitt is a journalist who found her inspiration in the happy chaos that enveloped their home as she and her husband raised their six children. The six arrived in eight years, sometimes arriving two by two, which made for interesting times. This book is a series of snapshots of the family at their home in the foothills of the Canadian Rockies. It is also about choices. As Faye puts it, when chaos rains, your response is your choice. Laugh? Cringe? Cry? Laughter feels a whole lot better. It’s the author’s hope that busy parents will steal five minutes of the day to read one of the stories, and another five to write their own in the back pages of the book. For time flies, and memories fade and the things our children do and say are crazy enough and precious enough to keep forever. Faye, and her husband Greg, now live in the Caribbean and are blessed with enough grandchildren to keep the laughter coming.

Download or read book I Heard There d Be Cake written by Angela Nicole and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-04-20 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Dalia: Population 4769. Nikki Alexander has no idea how she got to the island, or even what her real name is. All she knows is that she woke up in a strange house and quickly became hunted by someone trying to kill her. Frantic and alone, Nikki quickly bonds with her new cohorts as she tries to unravel the mysteries of who she is and how she wound up in the situation. As danger arises, Nikki must rely on the aid of a male go-go dancer, two bumbling chefs, a marijuana-smoking surgeon, bickering telemarketers, and a mysterious Luciferian in order to escape her intended fate. As the local hospital begins to fill with victims, Nikki becomes aware that the darkness is centered around her, and she is faced with the decision of either watching her new companions fall victim to a band of assassins or facing evil alone. Will Nikki be able to uncover the mysteries of her past, or will life on Dalia become just another lost memory?

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Download or read book Gratitude for Shoes written by Cleo Hicks Williams and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-05 with total page 636 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An important goal in writing Gratitude For Shoes is to dispel the myth that mountain people are stupid, lazy, feuding "hillbillies," and portray them as the highly intelligent, resourceful and hard-working people they truly are. Survival was never easy for the early settlers in the Great Smoky Mountains. People "made do" with what they had and what they could glean from a rocky garden and hillside corn patch, and from picking wild berries and grapes, canning, preserving and drying food. Sometimes, in order for his family to survive, a man had to resort to making illegal corn liquor. This is a story about growing up in a family of ten children in the immediate post-depression era, living high in the mountains on a steep winding dirt road, eight miles from the nearest town. Much effort has been made to use authentic mountain speech, along with giving details about activities of daily living, including housing, clothing, food, school, work, play, attitudes and customs of the time. A good education was considered an impossible dream, especially for a girl, but Gratitude For Shoes tells how one little barefooted mountain girl overcame almost insurmountable obstacles in order to achieve that goal.