Download or read book There is Something Weird in Santa s Beard written by Chrissie Krebs and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2016-10-31 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look out - it's the blob that ate Christmas! Lovely Santa. He brings joy and gifts to children around the world. Secretly, he's also a bit of a slob. He loves snacking on the treats children leave for him on Christmas Eve, but he isn't quite as interested in washing his face and combing his beard. This year, the result isn't just gross - it grows into something so monstrous that it destroys all the toys in Santa's workshop. Will it become the blob that ate Christmas? Or will the reindeer's secret talent save the day?

Download or read book There s Something Weird in Santa s Beard written by Chrissie Krebs and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ""

Download or read book How to Avoid Being Eaten By Sharks and other advice written by John Larkin and published by Walker Books Australia. This book was released on 2024-02-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of hilarious, nonsensical, witty and mischievous subjects - the best (and worst) advice for growing up. There is one sure-fire method to avoid being eaten by sharks. Don’t go in the ocean. How can you avoid being eaten by sharks? What does it mean to ‘skateboard’ someone? Is there a chance you could be abducted by aliens? Are there zombies hiding under your brother’s bed? In this hilarious guide, John Larkin relates his tried and tested advice for navigating the mysteries of life, with a sprinkling of some the facts and history he’s discovered along the way. Accompanied by entertaining comic-style illustrations from Chrissie Krebs, this is an education not to be missed!

Download or read book The Myth of Santa s Beard written by Sharon Thayer and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delightful tale centres around a problem growing -- literally growing -- at the North Pole. Every time children share, play fair, tell the truth... Santas beard grows a little bit, eventually getting so long he cant make the toys! Because it is a cherished reminder of good children everywhere, Santa is reluctant to cut his beard. So late one night, Mrs Claus and the elves come up with a plan to solve this lengthy problem. In the end, all Santa has to do is choose the very best children from the Good List to receive a snippet of his long beard. Children squeal with delight when they discover their very own snippet of Santas beard, tied with red ribbon and included in the book. Will Santa choose you?

Download or read book This Is a Circle written by Chrissie Krebs and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a circle. That is a square. This is a very silly book about a wild-looking one-eyed bear, a song-singing cat, a tap-dancing goat, and a pants-wearing fox. Armed with a variety of objects and shapes, these four silly creatures create a surprising amount of havoc, which starts by the goat climbing the box and only gets zanier from there! This is A Circle is charming, silly tale of shapes and objects. Kreb's dynamic illustrations bring her zany words to life in a fun read-along book that will have the whole family smiling!

Download or read book It s A Weird Winter Wonderland written by Coffin Hop Press and published by Coffin Hop Press. This book was released on 2017-11-16 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Sketchy Santas written by Will Zweigart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-11-02 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ho, ho, huh? Who’s that excessively jolly fellow with the fake beard, shifty eyes, sweaty hands, and boozy breath? Why, it’s not just Santa but sketchy Santa! Yes, ’tis the season for awkward photos of small children posed precariously on the laps of some of the most clownish, irritable, and just plain weird-looking Santa wannabes—guys you’d give a wide berth to if you passed them on the street. Inside this painfully hilarious collection of holiday photos, you’ll discover the pop culture history of the sketchy Santa, and how to identify sketchy Santas in shopping malls everywhere . . . making this the perfect gift for anyone who understands that "He sees you when you’re sleeping" is a deeply disturbing thought.

Download or read book The Myth of Santa s Beard written by Sharon Thayer and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa has a problem. Everytime a child is good his beard grows a little. There are so many good children his beard is out of control until the elves come up with a solution.

Download or read book The Story of Santa s Beard written by Sharon Thayer and published by Carousel Publishing. This book was released on 2017-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loved for its traditional Christmas message The Story of Santa's Beard leads children into the magical world of Santa, as it also transports adults back to a time when the magic was theirs. Synopsis: There is a problem growing at the North Pole because children around the world are being so good. Santa's beard grows a little each time children share, play fair, do their best, tell the truth... Soon, because so many children are good every day, Santa's beard gets so long he can't walk, he can't talk, and he can't make the toys. But, those smart little elves come up with a plan. In the end all Santa has to do is choose the best kids from his "Good List" to receive a snippet of his long beard- included in the book. Children squeal with delight when they discover their very own snippet of Santa's beard to treasure every Santa believing year and beyond. Parents and grandparents love that the story reinforces ethics and values while spreading Santa magic!

Download or read book What Happened to Santa s Beard written by Annie Crabtree and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey guys, Santa here! I've finally decided to set the record straight. I've had too many close calls and have had to cover up too many times to save my image-or I should say my brother's image. I'm done! Now it's time to tell you the truth about me, Santa Claus, and what REALLY happened to my beard. Santa never had a beard. According to Santa himself, the whole white fluffy beard never belonged to him but his brother, Fred, who filled in for him after he slipped on ice and hurt his back. Fred slid in and out of chimneys like a pro. Then he found double-chocolate fudge-filled macadamia nut cookies waiting for him and he couldn't resist. He sat right down and finished the WHOLE plate so he didn't have to share with the REAL Santa waiting in the sleigh. Little Anna snuck a picture of Fred, and the next day it was all over the news. Now the REAL Santa had to figure out how to have a beard or risk disappointing children around the world. He had to get creative with items around him whenever he got caught in the act of Santa-ing. Once he used a handful of snow. Another time he used Christmas lights from someone's Christmas tree. Then there was that one time when he used eggs to cover his naked chin after crashing into a lady's chicken coop-and making a HUGE mess! So please don't pull on Santa's beard next time you sit on his lap. It's not real, but Santa is!

Download or read book Bad Santas Disquieting Winter Folk Tales for Grown Ups written by Paul Hawkins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-24 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gleefully dark and well-researched exploration of the history and customs of European Yuletide folklore. How did St Nicholas save children from cannibalism? Who were the Yule Lads and why would they steal your sausages? Why was the Alpine Father Christmas accompanied by a demonic figure called the Krampus who bundled children into sacks and dragged them off to Hell? And why do Spanish nativity scenes often feature a defecating peasant? Over the course of the 20th Century, a universal image developed around the world of Santa Claus as a kindly Christmas visitor but, prior to that, each country, town and community would have Christmas visitors of their own - sometimes human, sometimes animal, sometimes something else entirely - with their own curious set of mythology and customs. The Finns were visited by a pagan goat named Joulupukki that was said to eat anyone who misbehaved. In Iceland, it was said that any child who did not receive an item of new clothing for Christmas would be caught and consumed by the monstrous Christmas Cat! Bad Santascelebrates some of the most imaginative, terrifying and outright curious Christmas figures from across Europe - looking closely at its legacy of disquieting fairy stories. With beautiful black and white line drawings in each chapter, this unusual, entertaining and gleefully dark exploration of seasonal folklore will make an ideal Christmas gift and the perfect book for reading around the fireside.

Download or read book Rodney Loses It written by Michael Bauer and published by Omnibus Books. This book was released on 2019 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rodney was a rabbit who loved nothing more than drawing. He never found it tiresome, tedious or boring. But then one day, disaster struck, the one thing Rodney feared, while working at his drawing desk his pen just... DISAPPEARED! A truly hysterical search for a missing pen, by award-winning author Michael Gerard Bauer.

Download or read book Santa Claus Doesn t Mop Floors Adventures of the Bailey School Kids 3 written by Debbie Dadey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different to say the least. She's just moved from the Transylvanian Alps and she seems to have some strange powers that help her deal with these mischief-makers. Her methods may be a little unconventional, but, then again, Mrs. Jeepers may be just what the Bailey School kids need.

Download or read book Keep Christianity Weird written by Michael Frost and published by NavPress. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jesus is different. Go and do likewise. Many Christians have become comfortable letting the world mold them instead of being set apart by God. And many churches have traded in their biblical roots for complacent conventionality. But Jesus and the church are anything but conventional. The hallmark of our faith is that it sees the world differently than the world sees itself. We are called to be eccentric—off center, unique, different; not conformed to the patterns of the world but transformed by the renewing of our minds. By the grace of God we are not only dissatisfied by sin but increasingly uncompelled by conventionality. So resist the allure of acceptability. Get back to the unsafe roots of our faith. Be equipped to surprise the world with the Good News it didn’t even know it was waiting for. Challenge the way things are by living a life that has been truly set free by Christ.

Download or read book Santa Daddy written by Keira Andrews and published by Keira Andrews. This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mall Santas aren’t supposed to be hot! Hunter Adams is hopelessly adrift after college. He’s still a virgin, can’t find a real job, and has no clue what to do with his life. In desperation, he returns to his humiliating old job as an elf at the Santa's Village in his hometown's dying mall. The Santa on the job is an unexpectedly sexy lumberjack, twice Hunter's size and age. He makes Hunter feel very naughty—too bad he's grumpy and intimidating. Years after the tragic death of his partner, Nick Spini has his beagle and long, hard days on his Christmas tree farm. That’s plenty. But he can’t refuse a loyal friend’s plea for help and finds himself filling in as Santa at the local mall. Despite Nick's attempt to stay aloof, the beautiful, anxious young man playing elf brings out his long-dormant daddy instincts. When a surprise blizzard traps them alone in Nick’s isolated forest home, their attraction burns even brighter. Will they surrender to the sizzling connection between them and find the release and comfort they crave? Santa Daddy is a holiday gay romance from Keira Andrews featuring an age gap, steamy m/m first times, daddy role-playing and light spanking, Christmas romance feels, and of course a happy ending.

Download or read book There s Something about Merry written by Codi Hall and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Codi Hall brings all the feels."—Monica Murphy, New York Times bestselling author Curl up this Christmas with a fun, festive romcom full of Christmas tree farm shenanigans and a romance between an outdoorsy single dad and the kind, ambitious, Christmas-loving neighbor he can't stop thinking about. A guarded single dad. A woman scared to love. Clark Griffin and Merry Winters are determined to be friends and nothing more. But they've been anonymously flirting with each other online, and with a little Christmas magic and the help of a precocious kid, these two might just get their one wish this year. "A fun, engaging, and romantic read that is perfect for Christmastime!" —The Nerd Daily for Nick and Noel's Christmas Playlist

Download or read book Where is Santa s Beard written by Jean Leroy and published by Simon & Schuster Children's UK. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out what's happened to Santa's beard and help Santa get ready for Christmas in this fun lift-the-flap, touch-and-feel holiday picture book. Santa's lost his beard and he can't find it anywhere! Who could have it? Has the pirate taken it? Or maybe it was the yeti? A funny story featuring a delightful array of characters, this bold, bright, and fun interactive book is a perfect stocking stuffer.