Download or read book There s a Squirrel in My Toilet written by Rebecca Cooper and published by Tate Publishing. This book was released on 2008 with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to author Rebecca Wambo Coopers extraordinary world, where humor and eccentricity color everyday occurrences. In her collection of short stories, essays, and verses, Cooper approaches daily life armed with wit and charm, explaining why she thinks everyone should own a pink rocking chair, why toilet paper should be kept in baskets, and her plan to patent a bat catcher! With wholesome and engaging writing, Cooper helps ordinary people appreciate the mundane in their lives, and opens the door to seeing unexpected blessings. Spend some time in Coopers storytelling; her words will dance off the page and into your heart.
Download or read book The Squirrel that Dreamt of Madness written by and published by Craig Stone. This book was released on with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book An Affair with Red Squirrels written by David Stapleford and published by Larks Press. This book was released on 2003 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Squirrel s Goblet written by Phyllis Ann Muzeroll and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2002-01-16 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the poor duck that was mystified by her own egg-laying abilities to finding snow ghosts, The Squirrels Goblet is a heart-warming collection of 56 true-life stories of natures wonders and antics. Highlighted by photos, the tales include funny, often touching, anecdotes about drunken birds, a disappearing rope, fireflies, a delicate loop of snow, thunderstorm sideshows, a frog and his feather and much more. In the tradition of Aesops Fables, each story is followed by a modern-day moral. A relaxing book for adults and young adults; easy to read to and enjoy with children.
Download or read book The Sand Castle written by Louise Taylor-Streu and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-06-30 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don and Louise decide to move to the north woods of Wisconsin, sixty miles south of Lake Superior, and build their dream retirement home on a lake. They had spent forty years in the corporate world of Chicago, and knew nothing of the environment or culture of the great north. Construction proceeded slowly, and one year later they moved into their beautiful home. Friends and relatives came from out of the woodwork to enjoy the area. As time went on, however, animals, culture and the environment played into their lives and created a situation that made their lives unbearable.
Download or read book In Fifty Years We ll All Be Chicks written by Adam Carolla and published by Crown. This book was released on 2011-05-17 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar. It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills. He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that's when I overheard the young guy with the earring behind the bar asking him if he had ID. At first the old sea captain just laughed. But the guy with the twinkle in his ear asked again. At this point it became apparent that he was serious. Dan Haggerty's dad fired back, "You've got to be kidding me, son." The bartender replied, "New policy. Everyone has to show their ID." Then I watched Burl Ives reluctantly reach into his dungarees and pull out his military identification card from World War II. It's a sad and eerie harbinger of our times that the Oprah-watching, crystal-rubbing, Whole Foods-shopping moms and their whipped attorney husbands have taken the ability to reason away from the poor schlub who makes the Bloody Marys. What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we now settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers. Adam Carolla has had enough of this insanity and he's here to help us get our collective balls back. In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks is Adam's comedic gospel of modern America. He rips into the absurdity of the culture that demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation's bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past—Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel's house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam's spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire.
Download or read book The Middle of Somewhere written by J.B. Cheaney and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2008-10-14 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: VERONICA SPARKS IS hitting the road and she is going to shake the dust of her little town off her shoes and see the world! Well, someday. For now, she’s hitting the road in an RV with her cantankerous grandfather and her hyperactive little brother. Ronnie’s grandfather is a wind prospector, and they are heading across Kansas in search of a good stiff breeze. Okay, so it’s not the trip of her dreams. But with her newly affirmatized attitude, Ronnie figures that traveling somewhere is better than traveling nowhere. That is, until her little brother manages to disappear into thin air. On one weird, windy, wild ride across the prairie, Ronnie discovers that there are some things you just can’t plan for or seize control of—but that sometimes a little chaos is just what a girl needs.
Download or read book There s a Flying Squirrel in My Coffee written by Bill Goss and published by Beyond Words/Atria Books. This book was released on 2002 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The day after the author piloted a jet past the sound barrier, he was told he had six months to live. This is Goss' account of the extraordinary events that followed his skin cancer diagnosis.
Download or read book No Emotions Allowed written by Ewa Babicka and published by novum publishing. This book was released on 2024-06-19 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No Emotions Allowed breaks the silence of modern slavery existence in the Western world. This fascinating true story is written in straightforward language to portray the cold truth of life of an emigrant in Ireland. Find out how life choices and decisions made lead to discovery of crafty characters in the hidden presence of forced labor. Prepare yourself for a captivating diary filled with unexpected emotional tribulations, bitter-sweet moments filled with raw emotions and failed expectations. Learn how vulnerability, humour and bravery breaks barriers to find solutions in the most helpless life's situations. This is a compassionate story of a triumph against all odds. It will pull Your triggers to pursue Your dream life and guide You on the way to it.
Download or read book The Mercy Killers written by Lisa Reardon and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2005-09-06 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a fierce voice in American literature, a psychological drama that combines gripping suspense and unforgettable characters in a story of murder, love, violent passion, and moral responsibility. Seventy years old, ill, and bent by the ravages of time and loss of self-respect, Old Jerry wants to die. Charlie Simpkins, Old Jerry's grandson, is a petty crook with a taste for trouble, alcohol, and the wrong sort of women; his older brother, P. T., is sweetly naive and very troubled and could just possibly be convinced that such a death would be a kindness. But when Old Jerry fails to show up for his birthday party and later turns up dead, Charlie wants to deflect attention from P. T. serves in Vietnam to avoid prison time. Several years later, Charlie returns, angry and dangerous with a new wife and lingering nightmares from the war. He finds that his brother is living happily in a half-way house, his ex-girlfriend is gone, and another friend is married. But family harmony eludes Charlie--he is torn between living straight with his new wife and returning to the familiar comfort and excitement of his criminal friends. this is one crime he had nothing to do with. his friends for the murder when he learns that, yet again, all evidence points to P.T.A small and isolated world-a world where laws and taboos are broken on a daily basis, and family loyalty replaces moral accountability. Lisa Reardon's new novel is a deeply involving and satisfying story that illustrates just how far fear can drive us, and where love can sometime send us.
Download or read book The Luck of the Paw written by Susan C. Daffron and published by Logical Expressions, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-04-06 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After years of lousy luck, karma finally gives Mia Riggins a break. The arrival of a mysterious package of postcards and lottery tickets results in a sudden windfall that makes it possible for her to finally abandon her dead-end job and the dreary industrial area where she grew up. Accompanied by her digestively challenged dog Gizmo, Mia sets out on a road trip to find a new life--preferably a better one. While changing a flat tire along the shore of a stunning lake, she meets architect Chris Blanchard who seems oddly familiar. After driving hundreds of miles to escape her past, Mia has managed to encounter the only person in the tiny town of Alpine Grove who remembers her as Amanita, the bizarre 'poisonous mushroom girl' from high school. What were the odds? Probably about the same as winning the lottery.
Download or read book Squirrels of Destiny written by Jamie Kershaw and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021-02-01 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Squirrels of Destiny’ is the sequel to ‘Plan 103f’, forming the first two parts of a Trilogy Project. Here, ‘The Crew’ are a close-knit group of intrepid associates and friends. Charting their tumultuous and adventurous lives in the modern era 2010-2020. We explore their philosophy, psychology, theology, enterprise, Olympic sport, music, relationships, food and drink, popular culture, and life experiences. On the whole this work is an intriguing blend of reality and fiction (hence: Faction). With full compliments bestowed upon many and varying people within the literature, the phrase ‘Squirrels of Destiny’ takes us on an emotional journey; given chance to grow, there may even be something new for you, or otherwise encountering the unexpected?! Adopted from a profound vision and series of life experiences in 2006, Squirrels of Destiny became the very essence of desire. One wish I would have for this book is that it may save someone’s life If Hope can be discovered within these pages. We all have a Destiny; life is for the living, and better find meaning in our lives, for once we arrive at our destination, what better than having had an adventure – a journey of extraordinary proportion? Squirrels of Destiny – could this in fact be You?!
Download or read book The Watchers written by Guillermo Leon and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Witch Smuggled in Westerham written by Dionne Lister and published by Dionne Lister. This book was released on 2024-01-16 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When murder is on the menu in the French Riviera, MI6 sends Lily to uncover clues. But will she become the next victim? When an MI6 agent is murdered and Lily is put on the case, she and Imani must travel to Cannes in France to search for the killer. But soon, she’s drawn into an arms-smuggling plot she knew nothing about. Not wanting to let Angelica down, Lily and Imani hunt for clues, all while trying to fly under the radar and with little support from MI6. With their magic locked down most of the time to avoid detection from other witches, they’re struggling to get to the bottom of things. But when someone tries to kill them, they realise it’s all been for nothing. They decide to go all in, which gives them a false sense of security. Just when they think they’re getting somewhere, mobsters get the upper hand, leaving the PIB reeling. Can they salvage the situation, or has one of their beloved team members cast their last spell?
Download or read book Into the Blue written by Mark Spaid and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-05-31 with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Newspaper reporter Justin Weaver had originally hoped to use his job at the small-town Bloomington Times as a springboard to something bigger. But after a couple years on the job, dreams of moving to New York or Chicago seem as far away as ever, especially when his newest assignment is covering a memorial service in the rural village of Masontown. A heroic war veteran and county sheriff for fifty years, Alvin Pop McDaniel, Masontowns legendary local hero, was a friend and benefactor to all. Justin is sure the story will be straightforward, but things get complicated when his girlfriend and fellow reporter, Belinda Fanelli, shows up to rock the boatand Belinda rocks it well. As he researches the story and the memorial ceremony unfolds, Justin has a funny feeling. He suspects Pop wasnt as perfect as everyone thinks he was. With the help of Belinda and their inside source Andy Kline, a local reporter who proves to be a useful ally, Justin goes on a thorough hunt for the truth. However, digging through the life of a dead man can be dangerousespecially if the dead man had something to hide.
Download or read book Can t Get Enough of Your Love written by J. J. Murray and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2007 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In her search for Mr. Right, Erlana is torn between three different men--Roger, a white soul brother; Karl, a tattooed entrepreneur; and Juan, a passionate lover--and soon finds herself forced to make a tough choice when her juggling act gets too hot to handle. Original.
Download or read book Deep Nights written by Michael Miller and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-10-20 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DEEP NIGHTS is a true story of the battle that is waged every night on the streets of a gritty, raw inside look at the everyday lives of the police officers who suit up, put on the badge and gun and go out each night to protect the streets and neighborhoods of their beats. It is a moving story of one officer's journey from an idealistic fresh young recruit to a jaded, battle-scarred sergeant. Chronicling the thrill and triumph of risking life and limb to capture dangerous criminals, the frustration of an overworked, failing justice system, the lives of victims shattered by drugs and violence, and seeing death too close and personal, this is a brutally honest, no punches pulled story of entrenched bureaucracy and corruption, the scandals the public never hears about, and the quiet heroism of cops on their nightly beat. Against it all is the backdrop of the lives of the men and women in uniform; the humor, the hardship, the personal struggles, and the camaraderie that forms an unbreakable bond in this profession they simply call "the Job."
