Download or read book 101 Harry Potter Jokes written by Lilly Winchester and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher? Because he can't control his pupils! 101 Hilarious Jokes from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! A Must-have for any Harry Potter fan. Add to Cart Now and get ready to have some serious laughs! **Makes for the perfect gift plus get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**

Download or read book The Government Manual for New Wizards written by Matthew David Brozik and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures. Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority. This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as: * A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all. * When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y.

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter Vol 1 written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! ​For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

Download or read book The Unicorn Poop Joke Book written by Jack B. Quick and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2020-06-01 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with over 150 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome full-color illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.

Download or read book The Wizard s Jokebook written by Chris Tait and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does magic mania rule your world? Then this book is definetely for you! The Wizard's jokebook is packed with wacky, wizard-themed jokes and riddles for everyone!

Download or read book A Dragon Walks Into a Bar written by Jef Aldrich and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of over 300 puns, one-liners, and classic jokes dedicated to the fun of RPGs is perfect for you share with your fellow gaming compatriots! Why don’t dragons like to eat paladins? They taste lawful. Laugh out loud at over 300 zingy one-liners and eye-rolling puns with this collection of tabletop-based humor, dedicated to the fun of RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and more! A Dragon Walks into a Bar gives you hours of funny content that will keep you smiling. Whether you use them as inspiration for your level 20 comedian bard to crack wise during battle or if you just want a giggle in between turns, this book has everything you’ve been looking for.

Download or read book Ultimate Kids Joke Book written by Joke Books for Kids and published by Joke Books for Kids. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!

Download or read book The Wonderful Wizard of Oz A Picture Book Adaptation written by L. Frank Baum and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 2013-02-27 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A striking picture book adaptation for ages 6 up of L. Frank Baum’s classic children’s novel The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, about the magical journey of Dorothy Gale, her dog, Toto, and her faithful friends to the Emerald City. No child’s library is complete without this enchanting fantasy with its enduring themes of loyalty, resourcefulness, courage, and unforgettable characters, such as the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion, and the Wicked Witch of the West. First published in the year 1900, the complete novel is one of the best-known original fairy tales in American popular culture.

Download or read book Magic Monsters written by Katie Marsico and published by Lerner Publications ™. This book was released on 2017-01-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For centuries people have told stories of cackling witches and crafty goblins. In the past, people thought witches ruined crops, genies granted wishes, and goblins caused accidents. Many cultures thought medicine was magic. Magical monsters continue to frighten and fascinate people in books, movies, and games. Some say magic is real. Others say it's just the stuff of stories. Learn all about magical monsters and fall under their spell . . . if you dare!

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4 Book Box Set written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 548 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your favorite Gryffindor guffaws, stupefying shenanigans, Hufflepuff hilarity, and Riddikulus Ravenclaw riddles, all in one place! You won’t need the tickling charm after reading this collection! This fantastical box set contains all four of the Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Books: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw From Dumbledore to Umbridge, from Hogwarts to Hogsmeade, from Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy, every aspect of the Harry Potter universe is contained in these four fantastic books. One-liners, quips, and wisecracks will have you and your friends and family spellbound. So Accio this box set and crack up at the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, each joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

Download or read book On the One Hand the Economist s Joke Book written by Jeff Thredgold and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter Vol 4 written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Ravenclaw (not Gryffindor, not Hufflepuff, and certainly not Slytherin) The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself. Jokes include clever lines such as: What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary? Ill-literacy We value wit, humor…and brains! Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.” Who are we? Ravenclaw Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class? Because he was so "charming." Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghost-writer. Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter Vol 2 written by Boone Brian and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle Charms and Laughing Potions, meet your match! This follow-up to The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Here’s just a sampling of the jokes you’ll find inside: Which Hogwarts professor gets blamed for everything? Professor Snape Goat. What’s Professor Lupin’s favorite day of the week? Moonday. Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghostwriter. Did you hear that Professor McGonagall’s animagi and Crookshanks get together and gossip about students? They’re very catty. Featuring pages and pages of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations for Hogwarts lovers, this joke book provides endless fun. Have all your friends spellbound by hours of laughter!

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter Vol 1 written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! ​For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter Vol 3 written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Hufflepuff (not Gryffindor, not Ravenclaw, and certainly not Slytherin) Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter world for every muggle, wizard, and squib. The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now loyal Hufflepuffs everywhere can find themselves in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff. This fourth book will continue the silly jokes, funny art, and hilarious one-liners specific to the most underrated house of all, and to the wider wizard world. Jokes include clever lines such as: At least at first, did Cedric like being in the Triwizard Tournament? Yeah, he could really Diggory it! What does a Hufflepuff do after a wand duel? He huffs and puffs! What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts? Hufflepuffs. Why did Professor Sprout take the Herbology job? She wanted to get back to her roots. Knock-knock…Who’s there? Tonks. Tonks who? Tonks a lot! Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series

Download or read book Super Cool Fairy Tale and Fantasy Joke Book For Kids Hilarious Magical Jokes About Fairies Mermaids Princesses Unicorns Dragons and More written by Melanie Voland and published by Treehouse Books. This book was released on 2022-09-11 with total page 13 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A great joke book for kids who like jokes and fantasy, fairy tales and magic! With more than 100 hilarious jokes about fairies, unicorns, mermaids, giants, wizards, witches, dragons, knights, princesses and lots more! Does that sound right for you? Well, get it now!

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book of France written by Billoo Badhshah and published by Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: