Download or read book The Whispering Poet An Anthology Of Igbo Other Proverbs written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandy Ahuruonye. This book was released on 2022-08-05 with total page 600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ilu bụ ịnyịnya nke asụsụ Igbo, ya mere ọbụrụ na eziokwu na-efu efu, anyi ga-eji ilu Igbo chọta ya Proverbs are the horses of the Igbo language, so if the truth goes missing, we use Igbo Proverbs to find it. Wit meets poets, and wordsmiths contend with contemporary sages in this collection of classic maxim capers. Can Dandy Ahuruonye save the day? In this sphere known as Igbo philosophy, every maxim act as a raw material for the general preferment of metaphysical reflection. It becomes obvious therefore that these ancient Proverbs play a critical role serving as perpetual escorts to the African viewpoint, in her desperate search for contextual truth. Such truths, and the fascinating conundrum that comes with them, can only be unlocked through the use of traditional proverbs. This captivating assemblage represents the first major exhibition of historical Proverbs of traditional Igbo origin; alongside Proverbs from around the world. The Igbo regard Proverbs as a cherished patrimony bequeathed them by wise ancestors who sought to use concise verities to teach their progeny. I compiled this encyclopaedia of Proverbs by using validations gleaned from oral tradition, archived records, other authentic sources, and utterances from various reputable elders, who also double as custodians of their heritage. My own knowledge of local and regional Proverbs helped to provide this rare insight into the roots of the diverse pearls of wisdom that have served Igbo speakers for aeons. Ultimately, my aim is to use these maxims to contribute to the general debate on the genesis, efficacy, and relevance of contemporary Igbo and other Proverbs, including their handouts, not just to the West African sub-region, but to all mankind. This encyclopaedia reviews the history of proverbs in general–From ancient Egypt, to medieval Israel; and from NOK, to the Benin Kingdom. The book also showcases hundreds of proverbs from other world cultures. What makes this reference book unique is that it presents a section containing hundreds of maxims with parallel applications; while also allowing the reader to make his or her own rendering of the meaning of proverbs in other sections. The guidebook contains over 400 original images from certified and authentic sources. The motivation to publish a book showcasing ancient African Proverbs side by side with equivalent English renderings is because many of these Proverbs require an explanation so as to appeal to Western and general readers. Also, many Igbo speakers do not know the meanings or context of their own ancestral maxims. Enjoy!

Download or read book THE WHISPERING POET An Anthology of Igbo and Other Proverbs written by Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 407 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the realm of literature, where words weave the fabric of culture and tradition, Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye’s “The Whispering Poet: An Anthology of Igbo and Other Proverbs” stands as a monumental work. This encyclopaedia is not merely a collection of sayings; it is a treasure trove of wisdom, a bridge between generations, and a testament to the enduring power of language. Introduction “The Whispering Poet” is a meticulously curated anthology that delves into the rich tapestry of Igbo proverbs, alongside a selection of maxims from various cultures around the world. Ahuruonye, with his profound understanding of both local and regional proverbs, offers readers a rare insight into the roots of these diverse pearls of wisdom. The book is a celebration of the Igbo tradition, where proverbs are regarded as cherished patrimony, bequeathed by wise ancestors to teach and guide their progeny. Ahuruonye's introduction sets the stage for the journey ahead, providing a historical and cultural context for Igbo proverbs. He eloquently explains the significance of these proverbs in shaping Igbo identity, values, and worldview. The author's passion for his subject is evident in his writing, as he invites readers to embark on a journey of discovery and appreciation. The Igbo saying, “Ilu bụ ịnyịnya nke asụsụ Igbo; ya mere ọbụrụ na eziokwu na-efu efu, anyi ga-eji ilu Igbo chọta ya” translates to "Proverbs are the horses of the Igbo language; so, if the truth goes missing, we use Igbo proverbs to find it." Another Igbo saying, Nganga sịrị: Ọ gaghị ekwe omume. Ahụmahụ sịrị: Ọbụ ihe ize ndụ. Iche echiche sịrị: Onweghị isi. Mana obi takwunyere ha sị ~ Burugodi ụzọ nwalee ya! translates to “Pride says: It’s impossible. Experience says: It’s risky. Reason says: It’s pointless. But the heart whispered to them ~ Just try it!” These anthologies are defined by the way each proverb encapsulates the essence of truth and reflection, making them powerful vehicles for conveying wisdom. Review As already emphasised, Ahuruonye’s encyclopaedia is a captivating exhibition of historical proverbs of traditional Igbo origin, presented alongside proverbs from other cultures. This juxtaposition not only highlights the universality of proverbial wisdom but also underscores the unique cultural contexts from which these sayings emerge. The book is divided into sections that allow readers to explore proverbs with parallel applications, making it a versatile reference for both academic and personal use. One of the most striking features of “The Whispering Poet” is its comprehensive approach. The book reviews the history of proverbs from ancient Egypt to medieval Israel, and from the NOK civilisation to the Nri and Benin Kingdoms. This historical context enriches the reader’s understanding and appreciation of the proverbs, situating them within a broader narrative of human experience. Ahuruonye’s prose is both lyrical and scholarly, a blend that makes the book accessible to a wide audience. His descriptions are vivid, bringing to life the cultural landscapes from which these proverbs originate. For instance, he writes, “In the heart of the Igbo land, where the palm trees sway to the rhythm of the wind, proverbs are the silent whispers of the ancestors, guiding the living with their timeless wisdom.” Such lines not only paint a picture but also evoke a sense of connection to the past. The book contains over 400 original images from certified and authentic sources, adding a visual dimension to the proverbs. These images serve as cultural artefacts, as well as escorts, providing a tangible link to the traditions and histories discussed in the text. The inclusion of these visuals makes the book not just a literary work but also a cultural archive. This book is a must-have for anyone interested in Igbo culture, African literature, or the power of proverbs. It is a valuable resource for scholars, students, and general readers alike. The Whispering Poet is a testament to Ahuruonye's dedication to preserving and promoting Igbo heritage, and it is a work that will continue to inspire and enrich readers for generations to come. Memorable Lines and Quotes “The Whispering Poet” is replete with memorable lines that resonate with readers long after they have turned the last page. Some of the standout quotes include: “A bird that flies off the earth and lands on an anthill is still on the ground.” This Igbo proverb reminds us of the importance of humility and perspective. “When the moon is shining, the cripple becomes hungry for a walk.” This saying speaks to the human tendency to desire what seems just out of reach. "Proverbs are the whispers of the ancestors, guiding us through life's challenges." "A wise person knows when to speak and when to listen." "The tongue is a powerful weapon, capable of both healing and harming." Yes; The Whispering Poet is more than just an anthology; it is a gateway to a rich and vibrant culture. It is a book that will leave you pondering its wisdom long after you have finished reading.

Download or read book Nightlife of Mannequins written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wondered what those shop mannequins get up to when the lights go out and the doors are bolted? Do they just stand there like a bunch of bored statues, or do they break into a wild dance party? Could it be that they have dreams and feelings, or are they just plastic and cloth? Well, wonder no more! Welcome to the fascinating world of Nightlife of Mannequins, a delightful children’s book; another imaginative work by Dandy Ahuruonye. In this whimsical tale, we peek into the secret life of mannequins. They’re not just lifeless figures, but animated citizens with dreams, friendships, and even a bit of drama! Meet Dante, the dashing mannequin who dreams of breaking free from the monotonous shop life. “I was made for more than just displaying clothes,” he often muses. Then there’s Reyonda, the elegant mannequin who’s head over heels for Dante. “He’s not just a mannequin; he’s a masterpiece,” she swoons. And don’t forget Runke, the chic mannequin who’s also got a crush on Dante and is ready to give Reyonda a run for her money. “Competition keeps things interesting,” she quips. But the fun doesn’t stop there. The grumpy shop owner, Rondra, despises the mannequins and wants to control their every move. “Mannequins should be seen and not heard,” she grumbles. Enter Mallory, the detective mannequin, who’s on a mission to protect the mannequins from Rondra’s tyranny. “Justice will be served, even if you’re made of plastic,” Mallory declares. And then there’s Sharp, Jijiji, Brand, and Clampp, who form Mallory’s squad, each with unique skills to crack the toughest cases. Join us as we follow their escapades, from breaking out of the shop, exploring the city, learning new skills, facing dangers, making mates, falling in love, and finding joy. Watch them as they traverse the cityscape of Dublin, awestruck by the architectural wonders that silently narrate the city’s rich history. From ancient castles that loom like giants, to majestic cathedrals that reach for the sky, and modern skyscrapers that reflect the city’s progress. The mannequins marvel at Dublin’s vibrant culture, its lush parks, and the serene River Liffey that flows like the city’s lifeblood. Their journey takes them to charming shops and cosy cafes, each offering a unique taste of Dublin. They savour the city’s culinary delights, from mouth-watering cakes and chocolates to the comforting warmth of its exceptional coffee. They watch the city’s inhabitants, each face telling its own story, each expression a window into their lives. The city’s traffic, a symphony of scooters, cars, buses, and bikes, moves in a rhythm that’s uniquely Dublinic. Nightlife of Mannequins is not just an adventure; it’s a celebration of curiosity, friendship, freedom, and the joy of learning. Ahuruonye’s wit make this book engaging for young readers. Parents, this book is a must-have for your child. It’s educational, entertaining, and beautifully written. It encourages children to explore the world around them. So why wait? Dive into the pages of Nightlife of Mannequins and let your child’s imagination soar. This is a book that promises to leave them laughing, learning, and longing for more. Get your copy today and join the mannequins on an unforgettable journey full of risks and fun!

Download or read book DODO RETURNS written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome, dear reader, to the enchanting world of Dodo Returns, a delightful children’s book by the imaginative Dandy Ahuruonye. Prepare to embark on a whimsical journey that promises to tickle your fancy and ignite your sense of wonder. This is not just a story; it’s an adventure that flutters on the wings of creativity and soars into the realms of the extraordinary. Imagine, if you will, a time long ago when the dodo, a charming and curious bird, roamed the idyllic island of Mauritius. The dodo, with its plump body and endearing waddle, was a creature of pure joy, untroubled by predators and content with its simple life of munching on fruits and nuts. Alas, the dodo’s tale took a tragic turn, and it vanished into the annals of history, leaving behind only whispers of its existence. But what if the dodo could return? What if, through the marvels of modern science and the boundless imagination of a young boy named Nakike, the dodo could once again grace our world? Enter Dodo Returns, a tale that bridges the gap between the past and the present, the real and the fantastical. Nakike, a boy with a heart full of dreams and a mind brimming with curiosity, embarks on a secret project that defies the ordinary. In his hidden laboratory, he breathes life into a new dodo, a creature not just of feathers and bones, but of vibrant colours and melodious tunes. This is no ordinary dodo; this is Dodo 2.0, a bird reimagined for a new era, with a personality as lively as a summer’s day and a spirit as free as the wind. Yet, Dodo 2.0 is not content with merely existing. It yearns to soar, to feel the rush of air beneath its wings, to explore the world beyond the confines of Nakike’s lab. And so begins a tale of friendship and adventure, as Nakike and his feathered companion navigate the challenges of a world that is both wondrous and perilous. Ahuruonye’s prose dances off the page, weaving a tapestry of words that is both witty and poetic. His storytelling is a masterclass in charm, drawing readers young and old into a narrative that is as heartwarming as it is thrilling. The book is a celebration of nature, a call to cherish and protect the wonders of our world, and a reminder that even the most fantastical dreams can come true with a little bit of ingenuity and a lot of heart. So, dear reader, why wait? Dive into the pages of Dodo Returns and let Nakike and Dodo 2.0 take you on an unforgettable journey. This is a book that promises laughter, excitement, and a touch of wonder. It’s a story that will leave you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Get your copy today and let the adventure begin!

Download or read book Pet Paradise written by Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye and published by Dandy Ahuruonye. This book was released on 2024-09-01 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the enchanting world of Pet Paradise, a delightful children’s book by the ever-imaginative Dandy Ahuruonye. This charming tale promises to whisk young readers away to a fantasy realm where pets live happily ever after, and adventures abound. But how? Imagine a place where your beloved pets, even those who have crossed the rainbow bridge, can frolic and play once more. That’s exactly what Didi, a clever engineer, envisioned when she created Pet Paradise. Using a powerful computer program, Didi brings pets back to life, giving them a second chance at happiness. “What if you could see your pets again, even after they die?” she muses. "If you could hug them, play with them, and love them forever, what would you be willing to give to make that happen?" Didi’s creation, an AI supercomputer named Groccolli, is tasked with maintaining this paradise. Groccolli’s mission is simple yet profound: to bring back as many pets as possible and ensure they live happily and healthily. From monarch butterflies to praying mantises, Groccolli’s efforts are nothing short of miraculous. “Every pet deserves a second chance at happiness,” he declares. “And I’m here to make that happen.” But Pet Paradise isn’t without its challenges. The pets must navigate pesky mosquitoes, pollution, and even the fear of death. Didi and Groccolli are determined to create a true paradise, where no pet ever gets sick, grows old, or dies. “We want a place of happiness, peace, and love for everyone, forever,” Didi explains. Their ultimate goal is The Real Pet Paradise, a utopia where every pet and animal can live in perfect harmony. Pet Paradise is more than just a story; it’s a celebration of love, friendship, and the unbreakable bond between humans and their pets. Ahuruonye’s witty and poetic prose brings this surreal world to life, making it a joy for young readers. The book is filled with memorable quotes and highlights, such as: “In Pet Paradise, every wag of a tail and every purr is a symphony of joy.” “Happiness is a warm, furry friend by your side.” “Love knows no bounds, not even the boundaries of life and death.” Parents, this book is a must-have for your child’s bookshelf. It’s educational, entertaining, and beautifully written. It encourages children to cherish their pets, to dream big, and to believe in the power of love and imagination. Plus, it’s packed with humour and wit, making it a delightful read for both kids and adults. So why wait? Dive into the pages of Pet Paradise and unleash your child’s imagination. This is a book that promises to leave them smiling, laughing, and longing for more; especially if they had or have pets. Get your copy today and embark on an unforgettable journey to a place where every pet’s dream comes true!

Download or read book Dandy Ahuruonye s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-09-01 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 🎉 Introducing the children's wonder: “Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES!” 🎉 Gather 'round, dear parents and guardians, for a literary treat that will have your children giggling and guffawing from cover to cover! Dandy Ahuruonye’s “CHEEKY PERIWINKLES” is a delightful romp through a world where the slow and steady truly win the race, and every page is brimming with slime, wit, and whimsy. You're probably wondering - Why should I add this gem to my child’s bookshelf? Let me regale you with the reasons! Hilarious Hijinks: This book is a laugh-out-loud adventure featuring the cheekiest periwinkles, slugs, and snails you’ll ever meet. Imagine a world where slugs rule the roost and time moves slower than a snail on holiday. “It was slug days, and time dragged on as everyone found themselves in the leafy embrace of an island isolated amidst the vast and whispering ocean.” The humour is as zesty as a lemon tart, making it a joy for both kids and parents alike. Charming Characters: Each character is more endearing than the last. From Old Whiskers, who paints sunsets on his shell, to the periwinkles teaching snails to dance a jig, every creature is bursting with personality. “In the land of the slowpokes, being fast is about as important as a knitted swimsuit,” and that’s just the beginning of the fun! Life Lessons with a Twist: Beneath the humour lies a treasure trove of life lessons. The story teaches children the value of patience, the beauty of taking things slow, and the importance of being oneself. “Every tiny slide forward is a big win,” and this book celebrates those small victories in the most delightful way. Perfect for All Ages: The witty banter and playful prose make this book a hit with readers of all ages. Mums and dads will find themselves sniggering right along with their sprogs, as the gentle rhymes and twinkling chuckles are as ageless as the constellations dozing above our beds at night. So, don your wellies and prepare for a trek through the squelchy lives of periwinkles, slugs, and snails. “Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES” is a saga that wiggles and waggles between the serious and the silly, spinning tales that stretch from the seabed to the sunny skies of make-believe. Get your copy today and let the cheeky adventure begin! 📚✨

Download or read book HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi there, everyone, and welcome to the marvellous world of HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time, a delightful children’s book by the ever-imaginative Dandy Ahuruonye. This enchanting tale promises to whisk young readers away on a journey through the annals of history, filled with laughter, adventure, and a touch of magic. To begin, meet Saga Sycamore, the wise and kind tree who knows everything about history and can travel through time. Saga is not just any tree; he’s a storyteller extraordinaire, weaving tales as intricate as a spider’s web. “History is not just a series of dates and events,” Saga often says, “it’s the story of us all, told through the whispers of the leaves and the rustling of the wind.” Joining Saga are his ancient tree friends, each with their own unique personalities and quirks. There’s EpochElm, the grumpy old tree who has seen the rise and fall of many civilisations. “I’ve seen it all,” he grumbles, “from the pyramids to the moon landing. And let me tell you, nothing surprises me anymore!” Then there’s ChronoBark, the youngest and most adventurous tree, always getting into mischief. “Time travel is a piece of cake,” he boasts, “if you don’t mind a few bumps and bruises along the way!” But the real stars of the show are the exceptional children who join the trees on their time-travelling escapades. Together, they visit the dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even have tea with emperors. “Learning history has never been this much fun!” exclaims one of the children. “It’s like living in a storybook!” HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time is not just an adventure; it’s a celebration of curiosity, friendship, and the joy of learning. Ahuruonye’s witty and poetic prose brings history to life, making it accessible and engaging for young readers. The book is filled with memorable quotes and highlights, such as: “The past is a treasure trove of stories, waiting to be discovered.” “Every wrinkle in time holds a secret, every leaf a tale.” “History is not just about what happened, but about who we are.” Parents, this book is a must-have for your child’s bookshelf. It’s educational, entertaining, and beautifully written. It encourages children to explore the world around them, to ask questions, and to see history as a living, breathing tapestry of stories. Plus, it’s packed with humour, poetry, and wit, making it a joy to read aloud. So why wait? Dive into the pages of HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time and let your child’s imagination soar. This is a book that promises to leave them laughing, learning, and longing for more. Get your copy today and embark on an unforgettable journey through the wrinkles of time!

Download or read book ELDORIA and The Urban Explorers Club written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a realm where history murmured through ancient ruins, a band of nine youthful explorers embarked on a quest that would test their courage, intellect, and camaraderie. Their adventure began in the heart of a bustling metropolis, where they formed a club dedicated to unearthing the mysteries that lay beneath the surface. One fateful day, they stumbled upon a long-forgotten chart, a relic from a bygone era. Nestled in the depths of a venerable library, its intricate details and faded ink promised secrets yearning to be unveiled. Zanny, a whirlwind of curiosity, was the first to spot it, igniting a spark of excitement that spread through the group. At that moment, they fell silent, each lost in their own thoughts as if the map, with its faded ink and enigmatic symbols, had cast a spell over them. It was a call to adventure, a promise of secrets waiting to be uncovered. As the afternoon sun began its descent, casting long shadows across the library floor, they knew they couldn’t resist the allure of the unknown. The map had revealed its final destination: a perilous mountain pass, shrouded in legend and cloaked in perpetual snow. Its peak, a jagged tooth against the sky, was said to be the gateway to the lost city of Eldoria. The group finally left the library and soon arrived at its base, a contrasting crew of adventurers, their hearts pounding with hope and trepidation as they gazed up in amazement at what awaited them high above. What would happen next to these intrepid adventurers? Would they succeed in their quest? With another chart as their guide, they later ventured into the labyrinthine streets of the city, their hearts pounding with anticipation. They discovered hidden passageways, ancient tunnels, and forgotten landmarks, each offering a glimpse into the city’s rich heritage. Along the way, they faced challenges both physical and mental. They navigated treacherous terrain, deciphered cryptic clues, and even encountered rival explorers vying for the same secrets. But their friendship and unwavering determination proved to be their greatest assets. As they delved deeper into the city’s underbelly, they uncovered a world of forgotten treasures and ancient knowledge. They encountered mysterious guardians, solved age-old riddles, and witnessed the breathtaking beauty of hidden wonders. Their journey was not without its risks. They faced danger, uncertainty, and the ever-present threat of the unknown. But their courage and resilience shone through, propelling them forward on their quest. In the end, their adventure was more than just a treasure hunt. It was a journey of self-discovery, a testament to the power of friendship, and a celebration of the city’s rich heritage. As they stood at the end of their quest, having uncovered the secrets of the ancient chart, they realised that the real treasure was not Eldoria’s glory or the hidden tunnels conquered, but the bonds they had forged and the memories they had created, as well as the journey itself.

Download or read book The Extraordinary World of Ordinary Objects written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 🎉 Introducing the Delightful Masterpiece: “The Extraordinary World of Ordinary Objects” by Dandy Ahuruonye! 🎉 Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and prepare to be utterly enchanted by a book that will transform the way you see the world around you! Dandy Ahuruonye’s “The Extraordinary World of Ordinary Objects” is not just a book; it’s a fascinating portal into a realm where the mundane becomes marvellous and the ordinary turns extraordinary. But - Why should you grab a copy for your little ones? Let me count the ways! Imagination Unleashed: This book is a veritable treasure trove of inventive musings. Imagine a teapot that sips tea with regal finesse, or a lady umbrella that pirouettes in the rain. Each character is meticulously crafted, bursting with personality and charm. As the narrator whimsically puts it, “Consider the key, not merely a sliver of metal, but a silent guardian of untold tales.” Educational and Entertaining: Penned with a jovial and melodious rhythm, this narrative is both entertaining and educational. It enhances your child’s literacy, expands their vocabulary, and instils a lasting love for the written word. “And what of the fridge magnet? A detective amidst mementos, indeed!” Each page is a delightful blend of humour and wonder, making learning an absolute joy. A Fresh Perspective: “This book is a treasure trove of inventive musings,” the narrator continues, “It invites the young ones to view their surroundings through a fresh lens, sparking their creativity and nurturing grand visions.” Perfect Gift: Whether it’s for a special occasion, a festive celebration, or simply out of love, “The Extraordinary World of Ordinary Objects” is the perfect choice. It’s a book to be cherished and revisited time and again, an essential gem for any young reader’s library. So, what are you waiting for? Dive into “The Extraordinary World of Ordinary Objects” and embark on an unforgettable journey of imagination and discovery. In this remarkable universe, each dawn heralds a new adventure, each item a fresh protagonist, each moment a budding narrative. Your children will be on tenterhooks to turn the page and familiarise themselves with the next character. Get your copy today and let the extraordinary adventure begin right there in your child's life! 📚✨

Download or read book THE HIBERNUATS A Tale of Human Hibernation written by Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 🎉 Introducing the Chillingly Charming Adventure: THE HIBERNUATS: A Tale of Human Hibernation! 🎉 Gather 'round, mums, dads, and guardians! Are you ready to dive into a frosty tale that will have your kids giggling and gasping in equal measure? Look no further than THE HIBERNUATS: A Tale of Human Hibernation, a children’s book that’s cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! Meet the Hibernuats, a quirky group of kids who discover the secret to human hibernation. Yes, you heard that right—hibernation! Imagine snoozing through the winter and waking up just in time for spring, all while having the wildest dreams and adventures in a snowy world full of wonders. Memorable Quotes and Highlights: “As the first snowflake kissed the ground, Timmy yawned a yawn so big, it could swallow a snowman whole.” “In the land of dreams, the Hibernuats rode on the backs of giant snowflakes and had snowball fights with talking penguins.” “Remember, the best dreams are the ones you share with friends, even if they involve a bit of snoring.” Why Should Parents Buy This Book? Educational Fun: This book is a delightful blend of fun and learning. It introduces children to the concept of hibernation in the most entertaining way possible. Who knew science could be so cool? Imagination Booster: THE HIBERNUATS is a feast for the imagination. Every page is a new adventure, encouraging kids to dream big and think creatively. Life Lessons: The story extols the virtues of friendship, teamwork, and the importance of rest. It’s like having a wise old owl in book form, gently guiding your children towards becoming better human beings. Hilarious Antics: With jokes that will make both kids and adults go into stitches, this book is perfect for family reading time. Who knew hibernation could be such a fun? Beautiful Illustrations: The vibrant and in-your-face illustrations will captivate your child’s attention and make the story come alive. So, dear parents, why wait? Dive into the cool, crisp pages of THE HIBERNUATS: A Tale of Human Hibernation and let your children discover a world where learning is fun, and every nap is a magical adventure. Order your copy today and watch as your kids’ faces light up with joy and laughter! ❄️🐧📚

Download or read book THE TIME BANK and the Lost Tick Tock Moments written by DANDY AHAOMA AHURUONYE and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-09-01 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Step into a world where time is not just a concept but a currency! “THE TIME BANK and the Lost Tick-Tock Moments” invites you on an extraordinary adventure filled with whimsy, wonder, and a touch of make-believe. Meet Lunara, a spirited young girl with a mind brimming with brilliant ideas. When she stumbles upon the enigmatic Time Bank, she discovers that every tick and tock of the clock holds immense value. But there’s a twist – some precious moments have gone missing, and it’s up to Lunara to retrieve them. Join Lunara as she navigates through a labyrinth of laughter, a whirlwind of wit, and a tornado of tickles. Each chapter is a delightful blend of humour and heart, promising to keep readers of all ages enchanted and engaged. Perfect for those who cherish the charm of a well-told tale, “THE TIME BANK and the Lost Tick-Tock Moments” is more than just a book – it’s an invitation to rediscover the ding in every moment. Don’t miss out on this captivating journey that will leave you counting both your blessings and your seconds!

Download or read book A Fish Hook and The Riverboy written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-09-01 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 🎣 Dive into the Adventure of a Lifetime with “A Fish Hook and The Riverboy” by Dandy Ahuruonye! 🐟 Are you ready to embark on a fantasy journey that will have your children hooked from the very first page? Look no further than “A Fish Hook and The Riverboy,” a delightful tale that combines humour, heart, and a splash of wonder! Meet Eamon and Finn: The Unlikeliest of Friends! Eamon, a young boy who loves fishing trips with his father, never expected to reel in a boy with a fish’s body! Yes, you read that right—a boy named Finn, who has scales that shimmer in the sunlight and fins that flutter like a butterfly’s wings. Together, they dive into an underwater world filled with vibrant coral reefs, curious fish, and the enchanting underwater locals called The Abyssians. Why This Book is a Must-Have for Your Child’s Bookshelf: A Tale of Friendship and Bravery: Eamon and Finn’s bond teaches children the value of friendship and courage as they navigate the complexities of their two worlds. Humour and Heart: With witty dialogue and heartwarming moments, this book will have your children laughing out loud and feeling all the feels. Educational and Imaginative: The story introduces young readers to marine life and the importance of kindness and understanding, all while sparking their imagination. Beautifully Illustrated: The book’s illustrations bring the underwater kingdom to life, making it a visual treat for young readers. Parents, Here’s Why You Should Reel in This Book: Encourages Reading: The engaging storyline and relatable characters will keep your children glued to the pages, fostering a love for reading. Life Lessons: The story subtly imparts valuable life lessons about empathy, acceptance, and the beauty of diversity. Perfect for Bedtime: The book’s blend of adventure and gentle humour makes it an ideal bedtime read, ensuring sweet dreams and eager anticipation for the next chapter. So, what are you waiting for? Cast your line and catch a copy of “A Fish Hook & The Riverboy” today! It’s a reel-y good read that promises to make a splash in your child’s literary journey. 🌊📚

Download or read book Dandy Ahuruonye s Fridge of Secrets written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 🎉 Introducing the Delightful Adventure: Dandy Ahuruonye’s Fridge of Secrets! 🎉 Step right up, parents and guardians! Are you ready to embark on a frosty adventure that will tickle your funny bone and warm your heart? Look no further than Dandy Ahuruonye’s Fridge of Secrets, a children’s book that promises to be as refreshing as a scoop of ice cream on a hot summer’s day! Meet Nneka, our intrepid young heroine with a curiosity as boundless as the universe. One day, she discovers that the family fridge is not just a keeper of leftovers and milk but a portal to a magical world! Yes, you heard that right—a world where the vegetables dance, the fruits sing, and the yoghurt tells jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing! Memorable Quotes and Highlights: “Nneka, with a heart brimming with bravery, stepped into the fridge and found herself in a land where broccoli wore bow ties and carrots played the violin.” “In the land of the fridge, every meal is an adventure, and every snack is a story waiting to be told.” “Remember, Nneka, the secret to a happy life is to spread the butter of kindness on the bread of friendship.” Why Should Parents Buy This Book? Educational Fun: This book is a delightful blend of fun and learning. It teaches children about healthy eating in the most entertaining way possible. Imagine your little ones begging for broccoli because it’s their favourite character! Imagination Booster: Fridge of Secrets is a banquet for the imagination. Every page is a new adventure, encouraging kids to dream big and think creatively. Life Lessons: The story extols the virtues of sharing, kindness, and generosity. It’s like having a wise old grandparent in book form, gently guiding your children towards becoming better human beings. Hilarious Antics: With jokes that will make both kids and adults chuckle, this book is perfect for family reading time. Who knew a fridge could be so funny? Beautiful Illustrations: The vibrant and whimsical illustrations will captivate your child’s attention and make the story come alive. So, dear parents, why wait? Dive into the cool, crisp pages of Dandy Ahuruonye’s Fridge of Secrets and let your children discover a world where learning is fun, and every meal is a wonderful adventure. Order your copy today and watch as your kids’ faces light up with joy and laughter! 🥦🎻📚

Download or read book THE HUNGRY ALIEN from PLANET ZOG written by Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-09-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 🚀 Blast Off into Laughter with “The Hungry Alien from Planet Zog” by Dandy Ahuruonye! 👽 Prepare for a cosmic giggle-fest that will have your children over the moon with joy! “The Hungry Alien from Planet Zog” is a whimsical interstellar romp that promises to tickle your funny bone and send your imagination on a rocket-propelled joyride. Meet Dubal and Xain: The Dynamic Duo! Dubal, an Earthling with freckles like constellations and hair that’s a nebula in the making, stumbles upon a spaceship in his garden. But this isn’t just any spaceship—it’s piloted by Xain, an alien boy from Planet Zog with four hands, three eyes, and a voice like a cosmic symphony1. Together, they embark on an adventure that’s out of this world! Why This Book is a Must-Have for Your Child’s Bookshelf: A Galactic Friendship: Dubal and Xain’s bond shows children the importance of friendship and understanding, even across galaxies. Hilarious Antics: From space sandwiches that mend with laughter to visa queues longer than comet tails, this book is packed with witty dialogue and laugh-out-loud moments. Educational Fun: The story introduces young readers to the wonders of the universe, all while teaching valuable lessons about kindness and curiosity. Vivid Illustrations: The vibrant illustrations bring the zany world of Zog to life, making it a visual treat for young readers1. Parents, Here’s Why You Should Grab This Book: Encourages Reading: The engaging storyline and relatable characters will keep your children glued to the pages, fostering a love for reading. Life Lessons: The story subtly imparts valuable life lessons about empathy, acceptance, and the beauty of diversity. Perfect for Bedtime: The book’s blend of adventure and gentle humour makes it an ideal bedtime read, ensuring sweet dreams and eager anticipation for the next chapter. Strap on your space helmets and get ready to explore the universe with “The Hungry Alien from Planet Zog.” It’s a stellar read that promises to make a big bang in your child’s literary journey. 🌌 Part of The Whispering Poet's collection.

Download or read book GRASS FART in Donegal Bay written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-09-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Step into a world where laughter blooms like wildflowers and the unexpected springs forth like a bubbling fountain. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay," a delightful tale that invites you on a journey filled with giggles, heart, and a touch of the absurd. In the picturesque embrace of Donegal Bay, a secret lurks within the emerald blades of grass. These unassuming plants, guardians of the land, possess a peculiar trait—a penchant for emitting pungent farts. This unexpected ability sets off a chain of hilarious and enjoyable events that will leave you chuckling and gasping for breath. Meet the Cow family, a quartet of endearing characters who find themselves entangled in the grassy farts' mischievous antics. Mr Cow, the ever-patient patriarch, Cowpea, the adventurous young calf, Cowma, the sassy matriarch, and Sir Bartholomew Bumblestink, the family's esteemed elder, are each as unique as the farts themselves. From the Great Gas Showdown, a battle of flatulence that echoes across the bay, to the forbidden Seaweed Tango, a dance that threatens to unleash a symphony of farts, each chapter is a treasure trove of humour and heart. The Cow family's quest for the tastiest grass brings them closer together, forging bonds that are both touching and hilarious. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay" is more than just a children's book; it's a celebration of the unexpected, a reminder that even the most ordinary things can lead to extraordinary adventures. With its unique concept, engaging characters, and a perfect blend of comedy and warmth, this book is a delightful escape for both young and old. So, why wait? Embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and the occasional whiff of something unexpected. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay" is available now in both paperback and eBook formats. Join Mr Cow and his family on their unforgettable adventure and discover the magic hidden within the grasses of Donegal Bay.

Download or read book A GOOD RAT written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the shadowy recesses of an attic, where the sun’s rays play hide and seek with the dust of ages, resides a rat of remarkable repute. His name is Budda Brie—a moniker that echoes with the charisma of a fabled hero. “A Good Rat” by Dandy Ahuruonye is a whimsical and enchanting tale that transports readers into a world where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and the mundane is infused with magic and wonder. Introduction Dandy Ahuruonye’s “A Good Rat” is a delightful narrative that blends fantasy with a touch of reality, creating a story that is both captivating and thought-provoking. The protagonist, Budda Brie, is no ordinary rodent. He is a Groccolli robot, a marvel of whiskered engineering, whose existence defies the mundane laws of rat-dom. With fur as grey as twilight shadows and eyes that sparkle like digital constellations, Budda Brie is a character that leaps off the page and into the reader’s imagination. Review The story unfolds in an ancient attic, a setting that Ahuruonye describes with such vivid detail that one can almost feel the dust motes pirouetting in the slanting sunbeams. This attic is not just a backdrop but a character in itself, filled with forgotten treasures and secrets waiting to be uncovered. It is here that Budda Brie embarks on his adventures, accompanied by his confidant, Giggles McWhisker—a mouse with a penchant for puns and a tail that twitches like a Morse code machine. One of the most memorable aspects of “A Good Rat” is Ahuruonye’s masterful use of language. His prose is rich and lyrical, painting pictures with words that linger in the mind long after the book is closed. For instance, when describing Budda Brie’s love for cheese, Ahuruonye writes: “Budda Brie didn’t nibble; he savoured. Each morsel was a symphony of flavour, a sonnet composed by dairy deities.” Such lines not only add depth to the character but also immerse the reader in the sensory experiences of the story. The relationship between Budda Brie and Giggles McWhisker is another highlight of the book. Their conversations crackle with wit and whimsy, providing both humour and insight. They discuss everything from the weather (“mostly cloudy with a chance of cheese showers”) to philosophy (“whether the moon was made of Gouda or Swiss”), and their banter is a joy to read. Through their interactions, Ahuruonye explores themes of friendship, empathy, and self-awareness, making the story not just entertaining but also meaningful. The plot of “A Good Rat” is filled with delightful escapades and conflicts. One particularly amusing episode is the Cheese Heist Hullabaloo, where the cheddar wedge accuses the brie wheel of favouritism. “You’re always the toast of the party,” grumbles the cheddar, to which the brie retorts, “Well, you’re too sharp for your good.” Such exchanges are peppered throughout the book, adding a layer of humour that will appeal to readers of all ages. But “A Good Rat” is not just about light-hearted fun. It also delves into deeper themes, such as the importance of forgiveness and understanding. In one poignant scene, the old cuckoo clock apologises to the broken teacup, and the moth forgives the spider for stealing its silk. These moments of reconciliation and empathy are beautifully woven into the narrative, making the story resonate on an emotional level. In conclusion, “A Good Rat” by Dandy Ahuruonye is a charming and enchanting tale that will captivate readers with its rich prose, memorable characters, and thought-provoking themes. It is a book that celebrates the magic in the mundane and reminds us of the importance of friendship, empathy, and self-awareness. Whether you are a child or an adult, this story will leave you with a smile on your face and a warmth in your heart. As Budda Brie himself might say, "Emotions are akin to the array of cheeses. Some are sharp, slicing through indifference; others are mellow, soothing the palate of the soul."

Download or read book Dandy Ahuruonye s Emoji Kingdom written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This enchanting children's book "Emoji Kingdom", invites young readers to explore Rhemojia, a digital wonderland where emojis come to life and embark on extraordinary adventures. In "Emoji Kingdom", the sun has mysteriously vanished, plunging the land into darkness. The brave and resourceful emojis, led by the wise council, launch the Great Emoji Expedition to uncover the secret behind the missing sun. Along the way, they encounter a host of colourful characters, each with their unique quirks and talents, adding to the charm and excitement of their quest. Ahuruonye's storytelling is a masterclass in creativity, blending humour, heart, and a touch of magic. His vivid descriptions and engaging narrative style make the world of Rhemojia leap off the page, captivating the imaginations of young readers. The book is not just an adventure; it's a celebration of friendship, teamwork, and the power of unity. "Emoji Kingdom" is more than just a story—it's an invitation to a world where every emoji holds significance and every adventure teaches a valuable lesson. It's a perfect read for children who love to explore, dream, and discover new worlds. With its enchanting plot and endearing characters, this book promises to be a favourite on any child's bookshelf. So why wait? Dive into the pages of "Emoji Kingdom" and join the emojis on their thrilling journey to reignite the sun and bring joy back to their land. This is a tale that will leave young readers smiling, laughing, and eager for more. Get your copy today and let the adventure begin!