Download or read book The Little Giant Book of School Jokes written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling. This book was released on 2000 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why didn't the school alarm go off on time? The answer is clear: It was a dumb bell. And, that's just the beginning, because this huge book has hundreds of side-splitting jokes, riddles, "Tom Swifties," daffynitions, and knock-knocks that make fun of everything about school. From tough teachers to cafeteria food, from homework to report cards, from assembly to gym class, it's all in here and all hilarious. Here are just a few to get the giggles started: Why did the chicken go to school? For eggstra credit. Mom, the teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Really, what was it? My homework. Books Never Written: After School by Dee Tension. Lots of comic drawings add to the fun. You and your friends will be clutching your sides with laughter for hours!
Download or read book Little Giant Book Of School Jokes written by Charles Keller and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2000-12-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why didn't the school alarm go off on time? The answer is clear: It was a dumb bell. And, that's just the beginning, because this huge book has hundreds of side-splitting jokes, riddles, Tom Swifties, daffynitions, and knock-knocks that make fun of everything about school. From tough teachers to cafeteria food, from homework to report cards, from assembly to gym class, it's all in here and all hilarious. Here are just a few to get the giggles started: Why did the chicken go to school? For eggstra credit. Mom, the teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Really, what was it? My homework. Books Never Written: After School by Dee Tension. Lots of comic drawings add to the fun. You and your friends will be clutching your sides with laughter for hours
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Jokes written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1996 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like junk-food snacks, this biggest little collection of jokes has so many irresistible chuckles that we can't laugh at just one... Tourist (to farmer): Lived here all your life? Farmer: Not yet. Father: Bonnie, please take the dog out and give him some air. Bonnie: Sure, Dad. Where's the nearest gas station? Enjoy jokes about teachers, parents, brothers and sisters, doctors and patients, Martians and earthlings. And groaner book-and-author lists (Sport Injuries by Charlie Hawes; Cookouts Italian Style. Plus tongue twisters, shaggy dogs, first dates, and yes, Waiter, There's a Fly in My Soup jokes. 352 pages, 218 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.
Download or read book The Everything Kids Giant Book of Jokes Riddles and Brain Teasers written by Michael Dahl and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-09-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Eerie Thrills and Unspeakable Chills written by Ron Edwards and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ghosts, specters, and spooksoh my! These scary, creepy, spine-chilling, and thrilling tales will turn Halloween into a real fright nightbut theyre also great any time a kid craves a little hair-raising amusement. With more than 350 pages, there are plenty of otherwordly shivers to please any daring and wide-eyed young reader.
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Dominoes written by Jennifer A. Kelley and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Rules, strategies, history. Master Chickenfoot, One-arm Joe, Seven-toed Pete, and many other games."--Cover.
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Brain Twisters written by Adam Ward and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2001 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get smart--give your brain a super-sized workout that's fun, challenging, and mind-expanding! You'll really have to keep your wits about you as you tackle six big sections filled with puzzles and tricks of every sort, from the visual to the verbal. Try critical thinking and lateral thinking questions, where you'll have to "work outside the box," forget your assumptions, and look at the problem from a fresh viewpoint. Whodunits have all the pleasures of a mystery--but you're the detective trying to figure it out! Be "number one" at math conundrums, and open your eyes and look sharp when you tackle the picture puzzles and optical illusions. Give this a shot and find out if you can be a "toothpick architect"! Build a house using 11 toothpicks as shown in the diagram. See if you can make the house face the opposite direction by moving only one toothpick. Answer: Move one of the toothpicks in the roof.
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Weird Wacky Facts written by K. R. Hobbie and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains hundreds of interesting trivia questions and answers on a variety of subjects.
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Amazing Mazes written by Diagram Group and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a little book with hundreds of pages of amazing fun--in fact, some of the most incredible and detailed mazes you'll ever see. Will you go astray in the middle of the "serpents' circle"--or will you work your way out? Or, as you look into the swirling black-and-white funnel, can you find the lines that lead from top to bottom? If you get lost along the way, the answers are your map out.
Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P Roman and published by Rockridge Press. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2--the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend--or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore--Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images--LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!--In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
Download or read book Giant Book of Dirty Jokes written by Mr. J and published by Castle Books. This book was released on 2013-01-31 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giant Book of Dirty Jokes is a collection of graphic, shocking, and especially funny jokes and anecdotes.
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of miscellaneous jokes, divided into such categories as marriage, politics, sports, health, animals, and everyday life.
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Giggles written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 350 pages of chuckles and chortles, snickers and snorts, giggles and guffaws. From Cool School to Funky Families, Cats and Dogs to Oh, Horrors, this is simply the biggest little book of jokes, riddles and knock-knocks ever. And the comical pictures on every page really add to the fun. Need a "worm up" to get your body ready for hours of hysterical laughter? Have some hoots on the birds: What did the parakeet say when it was hungry? "Long time no seed." Moo-ving right along: Why did the cow cross the street? To get to the udder side. Then it's lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my! Why couldn't the three bears get back into their house? Because it had Goldie locks. Plus: Law and Disorder, All Wet, Play Ball!, On the Net, and much more amusement.
Download or read book Dominoes written by Jennifer A. Kelley and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Rules, strategies, history. Master Chickenfoot, One-arm Joe, Seven-toed Pete, and many other games."--Cover.
Download or read book Giggles written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "When you want to chuckle really hard, laugh out loud, and crack up until your sides hurt, check out these awesome jokes..."--Cover back.
Download or read book Little Giant Book of Jokes written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 1996-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like junk-food snacks, this biggest collection of jokes has so many irresistible chuckles that we can't laugh at just one. From the world's worst centipede joke to jokes about teachers, parents, brothers and sisters, doctors and patients, this collection is sure to tickle any funny bone.
Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Riddles written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1996 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's dangerous to find over 1,750 riddles in one place, and the silly cartoons throughout this collection only make it harder to stop turning the pages. They're organized into 20 categories to keep you from getting lost (or losing your mind). Still, you can't stop turning the pages as you riddle yourself over money, getting sick, hurling insults, thinking up comebacks, enjoying nature, driving, playing, using computers. Just in time, the last riddle appears: What do joggers say when they leave you? So long�gotta run. 352 pages, 160 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.
