Download or read book The Little Book of Puns written by Alison Westwood and published by Canary Press. This book was released on 2011-11-29 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In today's busy world, where text-speak seems to be the prevalent form of written English, and the average teenager can barely form a proper sentence without using the numbers '4' or '8' as substitutes for letters, is the pun becoming an endangered species? As a society we have come to regard wordplay as old-fashioned, obvious humour, because it hinges simply on one word having multiple definitions, spellings or sound-a-likes. It may not be controversial, edgy or even topical, but it actually takes a great deal of skill, wit and general knowledge to come up with a decent pun not everyone can do it. THE LITTLE BOOK OF PUNS explores the dying art of paronomasia and gives us a taste of the very best wordplay history has to offer. It harks back to the heady days when intelligence was measured at dinner parties rather than behind a school desk, when people still wrote letters instead of emails and actually read newspapers instead of checking out a website. This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!
Download or read book Little Book of Dirty Jokes written by Ed Cobham and published by . This book was released on 2002-10 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like children playing in mud, we all like a bit of filth This is a collection of new, classic and lairy laughs.
Download or read book The Little Book of Toilet Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
Download or read book Have a Little Pun written by Frida Clements and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.
Download or read book The Little Book of Giant Puns written by Benjamin Branfman and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-06-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Original puns.
Download or read book Little Book of Shit Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-10 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh.
Download or read book Your Guide to Spotting and Outing Bloodsuckers at Work written by Rita Harris & Heather Harwood and published by Author House. This book was released on 2013-08 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They WORK among us. Protect yourself from pesky vampires and exercise your "punny" bone by unearthing the monstrously hilarious secret code words to OUT and RID yourself of neck-nibblers before they can sink their teeth into you. For extra protection, order your plush toy ally today at www.plushvamp.com.
Download or read book The Little Golden Book of Jokes Riddles written by and published by . This book was released on 1983 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humor such as, How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away its credit card.
Download or read book The Best Book of Puns written by Art Moger and published by . This book was released on 1988-01 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title
Download or read book Life Is Short No Pun Intended written by Jennifer Arnold and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jennifer Arnold and Bill Klein have inspired millions as stars of TLC's hit show The Little Couple. Though they both have dwarfism, they have knocked down every obstacle they have encountered together with a positive, can-do attitude. The show has featured the lives of Jennifer (a respected neonatologist) and Bill (a successful entrepreneur) from their marriage in 2009, to the launch of their pet shop, to the adoption of their children, to Jen's overcoming cancer"--
Download or read book Have a Little Pun 30 Postcards Illustrated Postcards Book of Witty Postcards Cute Postcards written by Frida Clements and published by Have a Little Pun. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Little Book of Woke Jokes written by Tired Moderate and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-19 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you tired of your uncle's racist jokes at Thanksgiving? Of seemingly harmless "dad jokes" that empower the oppressive patriarchy? Of coworkers' heteronormative assumptions during happy hours? If so, The Little Book of Woke Jokes is your key to ensuring no hour is ever happy around you again. In it, you'll find over 200 "innocent" jokes, with clear explanations of why they're problematic. For example: Q: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? A: Kleptomania is a mental health issue, and the fact that you'd laugh at someone with a mental health issue tells me more about you than about them. (Ableist punchline: They take everything literally.) The Little Book of Woke Jokes also makes a great gift for that special someone in all our lives - the blue-haired, 20-something who scolds strangers as a hobby. Never run out of lectures again, and - more importantly - prove you're against white supremacy by buying this book.
Download or read book The Pun Also Rises written by John Pollack and published by Avery. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At once entertaining and educational, this engaging book is a funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.
Download or read book The Little Book of Cheese Jokes written by Jake Harris and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Who says cheesy jokes are a bad thing? Not us! With this outrageously ripe selection of gags, you'll be delighting your friends all the way to the deli counter. Whether you're in need of a pungent pun or a holey howler, The Little Book of Cheese Jokes offers a full smorgasbord - from the downright immature to the truly vintage.
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Download or read book The Little Book of Dark Jokes written by R&R Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The darkest joke book you'll ever come across. If you're a snowflake or a Karen, please turn back now. If you like dark laughs, and jokes to be jokes again, click BUY NOW.
