Download or read book The Little Black Book of Chat up Lines and Flirting written by Jake Harris and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2011-10-03 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘You remind me of a parking ticket. You’ve got fine, written all over you.’ Have you ever been surrounded by hotties and stuck for an opening line? From Classic Romantic to Speed Seduction, plus Killer Put-downs and Hot Tips on online dating, this is the only ammunition you’ll need to get started with the opposite sex.

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Download or read book 250 Pick Up Lines written by Connor Champion and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-02 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It can be be hard to find the right words to say to that one person who has caught your eye. To succeed, you will need a really good chat up line to break the ice, and to bring a smile to the girl you approach. With this book you will learn tons of winning pick up lines, giving you the ability to turn that first encounter into a fun night, maybe a romantic liaison and even a successful long term relationship. These PickUp Lines are funny, clever, cheesy, flirty, corny and romantic, but most of all they are successful and can be used on any woman, any time, any place, anywhere. Having a few of the chat up lines up your sleeve will help you successfully meet, attract, and even seduce any woman you desire. Why you should buy this book These 250 Pick Up Lines are probably the largest collection anywhere in the world, and they are all here for you to learn and remember. The book also includes some great tips on how to effectively use these killer pick up lines. All of these Pick Up lines are easy to learn and who knows - this book may just change your life for the better, so buy it now!

Download or read book The Little Book of Essential Foreign Chat Up Lines written by Jake Harris and published by Summersdale Pub Limited. This book was released on 2006-06-04 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ooh la la! It's time to add some va va voom to your travels. This little treasure trove of one-liners and ice-breakers is your one way ticket to a world of conquest—the only thing you'll need to pack except clean underwear. Sign up at the school of seduction for fast-track lessons in flirtatious French, sultry Spanish, or intimate Italian: you'll soon have the locals swooning at your feet wherever you roam.

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Download or read book The Little Book of Cheese Jokes written by Jake Harris and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Who says cheesy jokes are a bad thing? Not us! With this outrageously ripe selection of gags, you'll be delighting your friends all the way to the deli counter. Whether you're in need of a pungent pun or a holey howler, The Little Book of Cheese Jokes offers a full smorgasbord - from the downright immature to the truly vintage.

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Download or read book The Little Book of Flirting written by Sadie Cayman and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2023-10-12 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with essential advice for everyone from flirting first-timers to anyone looking for some fresh dating inspiration Whether you choose to treat your flirting talents as a delicate science or simply as a fun way to meet new people, this pocket guide will set you well on your way to charming the socks off anyone you set your sights on. From chat-up lines and online-dating nopes to first-date ideas and etiquette, these pages will arm you with all the flirting know-how you could ever need, including: - Tips and tricks to boost your self-confidence before a first date - How to make a good first impression - Where to meet like-minded people and how to get noticed - Non-verbal ways to say "I fancy the pants off you!" - Charming conversation openers Delving into the exhilarating world of hook-ups, internet dating and real-life dates, this book is the perfect companion on your journey to becoming a world-class flirt.