Download or read book The Knights Of Raw Phwoar written by Mikey Clarke and published by Mikey Clarke. This book was released on 2023-09-30 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN A WORLD where wars are fought with romance, and flirting, and delicious erotic TENSION, the illustrious and historic enmities twixt the globe’s Great Powers have become a BUTTLOAD more bubbly, with fewer hideous massacres of musket and cannon, and oodles more frisky cunnilingus contests. Fast-forward a few centuries. It’s 1974. The fourth French Empire threatens anew to blush the globe’s cheeks and quiver its hips and kersplode its gonads. France's funky new Imperatrix, Brigitte Bardot, some kind of retired actress apparently, has somehow sculpted France into a terrifying tornado of wanton and irresistible femme-foam. Earth's free nations shall drown in sexy sexy darkness. But Britain's answer to French raunch, the Royal Marines Sex Commandos, ain't taking that shit lying down. A snazzy strike force stealths into Paris disguised as a particularly frumpy French nun convent, the notorious KNIGHTS OF RAW PHWOAR. Hundreds of gorgeous, superb, mega-ch0nk Brit raiders launch a fab nocturnal flirtfest against Bardot's Parisian pad, the Élysée Palace. They trounce the thousands-strong garrison with hours of rad genital jousting, then take on the Imperatrix herself. But turns out the Imperatrix’s seismo-flirts are truly apocalyptic. Turns out she can out-raunch the lot. And things start going horribly wrong ... How? Find out! In Part Two! The SOVIET SLUTS SUPERB: mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse/2-soviet-sluts-superb (But read this Part One first)

Download or read book The Cervical Supremacy written by Mikey Clarke and published by Mikey Clarke. This book was released on 2024-01-29 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN A WORLD where wars are fought with romance, and flirting, and delicious erotic TENSION, the illustrious and historic enmities twixt the globe’s Great Powers have become a BUTTLOAD more bubbly, with fewer hideous massacres of musket and cannon, and oodles more frisky cunnilingus contests. Continuing from Part Two, the SOVIET SLUTS SUPERB: mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse/2-soviet-sluts-superb ... Ever enjoyed flirting so magnificent it whisks your mind, heart, soul, and nethers into gooey puddles of blissy-bliss-bliss? Ever hungered for pilgrimage to an entire Empire designed around little else? Yeah? Be careful what you wish for! The Sexyverse French Empire's glorious new seismoflirt hierarchy is resculpting civilisation. Anyone who's anyone is going nuts for it. Radiant rookie tongue-twirlers fuel their social and martial ascendance by slurping asunder their neighbours’ ’nads, who in turn become vacuumed into heavenly aural oblivion by oral athletes yet mightier, up and up to lustrous Imperial infinity. Just imagine the Mongol Hordes 96ing likewise. Go on. Picture it. They'd conquer halfway to Andromeda and you know it. France has never been mightier. A sweat-slick tornado of rad Imperial oomph throbs across Europe. France consumes all. France devours all. You? You're nothing. A billion bombastic Frogs will hump your screws loose and discard the husk. Our Royal Marines Sex Commando correspondent feels like he's died and gone to heaven. Yet Private Charlie gr0ks he's moonwalking across France far too friskily. Attention accretes. Thumbscrews turn. Vices clamp. Beautiful gangs of beautiful gangsters spurt penisly from every alley. Flirting with every ladybro Rambo in sight produces Rivals and Frenemies and Jilted Waifus galore, athirst for irresistible Sex Commando cock, France's finest socio-sexie rocket fuel. The dazzling Alsatian wonder-grrl Yasmine "Sweetling" Gautreaux sweeps aside the lot. She and Charlie have already spent SOVIET SLUTS SUPERB becoming ever so chummy. There is no rival they cannot together crush asunder. Yasmine schemes. Yasmine plots. If she could somehow liquefy and subsume this dreamy foreign volcano, then there is no Prussian fortress she could not cast down in ruin, no rival she could not trounce. Trounce perhaps even the Imperatrix? Can't a gal dream? Yasmine surely tightens her webs against Charlie, mapping his psyche, caressing his pain points, cloaking her smiling jaws of silken goddamn steel. Charlie's vigilance can only crumble further as his captured Sex Commando chums are not only paraded around France, but their handlers invite Charlie, this alleged foreign Louisiana Seminal Sorcerer, to publicly torture them for intel but mainly for lolz. And Paris's police have FOUND HIM. Torment within and without! How much hurt can this tank take, man? Find out! In Part Four! The PRAETORIAN PROSTITUTES: mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse/4-praetorian-prostitutes (But read this Part Three first)

Download or read book The Praetorian Prostitutes written by Mikey Clarke and published by Mikey Clarke. This book was released on 2024-06-24 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN A WORLD where wars are fought with romance, and flirting, and delicious erotic TENSION, the illustrious and historic enmities twixt the globe’s Great Powers have become a BUTTLOAD more bubbly, with fewer hideous massacres of musket and cannon, and oodles more frisky cunnilingus contests. Continuing from Part Three, the CERVICAL SUPREMACY: mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse/3-cervical-supremacy ... The story so far: two hundred Royal Marines Sex Commandos stealthed into Paris to dissuade France’s rad new Imperatrix Brigitte Bardot from drowning the globe in gorgeous French darkness. A magnificent match for their sizzling war-phwoar, she personally spanked their 401 sumptuous buttocks violet like Morse Code bongos. Our correspondent alone scampered from her trap with a luminous bum like a burning baboon, trounced his police pursuers, then realised his only hope was withdrawing Britainward with his priceless intel cargo. Amid France’s invasion force. Yeah. Actually join the French Army. But! Turns out they’re radiant! They’re frisky! They’re fab! Charlie’s in heaven: he’s adored spending SOVIET SLUTS SUPERB and CERVICAL SUPREMACY strutting his funky pseudonymic stuff as the fabulous Louisiana hotshot the Seminal Sorcerer. He knows it’s total bullshit, but god DAMN this bullshitting is fun. Half of France thinks he’s the cow’s moo. Affronted local flirt-champs battle for the right to duel him. Marshals invite this Seminal Sorceror to torture captured Sex Commandos. And the meteoric Alsatian prodigy “Sweetling” Yasmine attempts to seduce, duel, marry, enslave, fingerblast, and spoon him, all at once. Oh sure, subsuming and digesting this dazzling foreign volcano will surely skyrocket Yasmine to Greatness. But god DAMN he’s dreamy. If she doesn’t melt him he’ll melt her first, without trying or even knowing. And she knows he’ll make her love it. She knows liquefying around his presence will feel ever so gooey and pliant. She dreads it and she craves it. Yasmine simply must pulverise him before she just can’t. And Paris’s furious cops have reacquired Charlie at last. They’ll UNMASK him. His heartbroken ex-chums will surely flay him alive. Now what? Duh. Plan B. B for Bullshit. Paris’s cops will puncture Charlie’s fabulous celeb glamour anyhoo ... so why not first squander it on his terms? Why not perform a thrilling nocturnal rampage across France, bullshitting the entire way? Bullshit free his nearby mates; bullshit a jolly matey return to Paris; bullshit free not only the entire captured Sex Commando strike force, but every political prisoner and captured mercenary in Paris? Why not, eh? Bullshitting is what a Sex Commando does best. That and humping I suppose. But mainly bullshitting. And it’ll only mean shattering the trust and breaking the heart of his paramil paramour. Will the Sexyverse's last hope perish forever in the heart of Darkest France? Or will Charlie's desperate matey dice-roll hit the Bullshit Jackpot? Find out! In Part Five! The CALIPHATE OF THE BULLSHIT MUSLIMS: [link coming soon] (But read this Part Four first)

Download or read book The Soviet Sluts Superb written by Mikey Clarke and published by Mikey Clarke. This book was released on 2023-11-10 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN A WORLD where wars are fought with romance, and flirting, and delicious erotic TENSION, the illustrious and historic enmities twixt the globe’s Great Powers have become a BUTTLOAD more bubbly, with fewer hideous massacres of musket and cannon, and oodles more frisky cunnilingus contests. Continuing from Part One, the KNIGHTS OF RAW PHWOAR: mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse/1-raw-phwoar ... Disaster! Two hundred superb Royal Marines Sex Commandos with superb-er patoots have carved a gorgeous highway through trillions of flirty enemy Frenchies, through Paris, through the Élysée Palace, right up to Imperatrix Bardot's boudoir, to dissuade her and France from conquering Britain, and then Earth, with a THIRD Vaginal Apocalypse. But the Imperatrix spanks their magnificent martial butt-cheeks mauve with loathsome precision. Out-flirting the Imperatrix is like handjobbing Mt. Blanc (a cornerstone of Sex Commando training, but ever wanked off a mountain when it's wanking you back? Want to? Read on, young padawan). The Brit special-forces babes and/or hunks fight like goddamn lions, but soon shatter and scatter. Only one escapee: a rad Mississippi hotshot/lunkhead named Private Charlie, now at large in the exotic abyss of Paris. Now what? Rescue chums alone? Impossible! But he's amassed more Froggy intel in a day than from decades of spy-work. Smuggling his precious learnings Britainward might just swing this third Vaginal Apocalypse Britain's way. Only one route Home. Hitch a ride within France's imminent Brit invasion force. Charlie thus sneaks into its million-maiden cannon fodder first wave: the notorious SOVIET SLUTS SUPERB. Blend in, head down, yap shut, avoid heat. Charlie instead falls in love and/or bar-room brawls with every Army hotshot in his path. He can't help it. He'd never dreamed France could be this snazzy. His new Frog mates proclaim him the Seminal Sorcerer, Louisiana's fightin' finest. Neighbouring Army prodigies can't decide whether to marry him or enslave him or both. With each fresh duelling challenge and/or dowry dumptruck (you'd better believe these ain't mutually exclusive), Charlie's hopes of vanishing into the Soviet Sluts Superb and Home wilt by the second. Plan B, then? Harness his newfound fame into actually leading the Invasion? Amass enough celeb clout to charge Britainward before Paris's pursuing police close in for the kill? What's the worst that could happen? Find out! In Part Three! The CERVICAL SUPREMACY: mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse/3-cervical-supremacy (But read this Part Two first)

Download or read book Dictionary of the British English Spelling System written by Greg Brooks and published by Open Book Publishers. This book was released on 2015-03-30 with total page 524 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will tell all you need to know about British English spelling. It's a reference work intended for anyone interested in the English language, especially those who teach it, whatever the age or mother tongue of their students. It will be particularly useful to those wishing to produce well-designed materials for teaching initial literacy via phonics, for teaching English as a foreign or second language, and for teacher training. English spelling is notoriously complicated and difficult to learn; it is correctly described as much less regular and predictable than any other alphabetic orthography. However, there is more regularity in the English spelling system than is generally appreciated. This book provides, for the first time, a thorough account of the whole complex system. It does so by describing how phonemes relate to graphemes and vice versa. It enables searches for particular words, so that one can easily find, not the meanings or pronunciations of words, but the other words with which those with unusual phoneme-grapheme/grapheme-phoneme correspondences keep company. Other unique features of this book include teacher-friendly lists of correspondences and various regularities not described by previous authorities, for example the strong tendency for the letter-name vowel phonemes (the names of the letters ) to be spelt with those single letters in non-final syllables.

Download or read book A Case of Possession written by Kj Charles and published by Kjc Books. This book was released on 2017-07-27 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Magic in the blood. Danger in the streets. Lord Crane has never had a lover quite as elusive as Stephen Day. He knows Stephen's job as justiciar requires secrecy, but the magician is doing his disappearing act more than seems reasonable-especially since Crane will soon return to his home in China. When a blackmailer threatens to expose their illicit relationship, there's only one thing stopping Crane from leaving the country he loathes: Stephen. Stephen has problems of his own. As he investigates a plague of giant rats sweeping London, his sudden increase in power, boosted by his blood-and-sex bond with Crane, is rousing suspicion that he's turned warlock. With all eyes on him, the threat of exposure grows. Stephen could lose his friends, his job and his liberty over his relationship with Crane. He's not sure if he can take that risk much longer. Crane isn't sure if he can ask him to. The rats are closing in, and something has to give... Book 2 of the Charm of Magpies series.

Download or read book Australian Politics in a Digital Age written by Peter John Chen and published by ANU E Press. This book was released on 2013-02-01 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first comprehensive volume on the impact of digital media on Australian politics, this book examines the way these technologies shape political communication, alter key public and private institutions, and serve as the new arena in which discursive and expressive political life is performed. -- Publisher's description.

Download or read book Power Play written by Raymond Boyle and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new study of the link between three key obsessions of the 20th century: the media, sport and popular culture.

Download or read book Britain written by Andrew Whittaker and published by Thorogood Publishing. This book was released on 2009 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: British culture is strewn with names that strike a chord the world over such as Shakespeare, Churchill, Dickens, Pinter, Lennon and McCartney. This book examines the people, history and movements that have shaped Britain as it now is, providing key information in easily digested chunks.

Download or read book New Russian Drama written by Maksim Hanukai and published by Columbia University Press. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 534 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Russian Drama took shape at the turn of the new millennium—a time of turbulent social change in Russia and the former Soviet republics. Emerging from small playwriting festivals, provincial theaters, and converted basements, it evolved into a major artistic movement that startled audiences with hypernaturalistic portrayals of sex and violence, daring use of non-normative language, and thrilling experiments with genre and form. The movement’s commitment to investigating contemporary reality helped revitalize Russian theater. It also provoked confrontations with traditionalists in society and places of power, making theater once again Russia’s most politicized art form. This anthology offers an introduction to New Russian Drama through plays that illustrate the versatility and global relevance of this exciting movement. Many of them address pressing social issues, such as ethnic tensions and political disillusionment; others engage with Russia’s rich cultural legacy by reimagining traditional genres and canons. Among them are a family drama about Anton Chekhov, a modern production play in which factory workers compose haiku, and a satirical verse play about the treatment of migrant workers, as well a documentary play about a terrorist school siege and a postdramatic “text” that is only two sentences long. Both politically and aesthetically uncompromising, they chart new paths for performance in the twenty-first century. Acquainting English-language readers with these vital works, New Russian Drama challenges us to reflect on the status and mission of the theater.

Download or read book The Magpie Lord written by Kj Charles and published by Kjc Books. This book was released on 2017-08-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lord in danger. A magician in turmoil. A snowball in hell. Exiled to China for twenty years, Lucien Vaudrey never planned to return to England. But with the mysterious deaths of his father and brother, it seems the new Lord Crane has inherited an earldom. He's also inherited his family's enemies. He needs magical assistance, fast. He doesn't expect it to turn up angry. Magician Stephen Day has good reason to hate Crane's family. Unfortunately, it's his job to deal with supernatural threats. Besides, the earl is unlike any aristocrat he's ever met, with the tattoos, the attitude...and the way Crane seems determined to get him into bed. That's definitely unusual. Soon Stephen is falling hard for the worst possible man, at the worst possible time. But Crane's dangerous appeal isn't the only thing rendering Stephen powerless. Evil pervades the house, a web of plots is closing round Crane, and if Stephen can't find a way through it-they're both going to die. Book 1 of the Charm of Magpies series.

Download or read book The Gendered Motorcycle written by Esperanza Miyake and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2018-06-14 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens to gender at 120mph? Are Harley-Davidsons more masculine than Yamahas? The Gendered Motorcycle answers such questions through a critical examination of motorcycles in film, advertising and television. Whilst bikers and biker cultures have been explored previously, the motorcycle itself has remained largely under-theorised, especially in relation to gender. Esperanza Miyake reveals how representations of motorcycles can produce different gendered bodies, identities, spaces and practices. This interdisciplinary book offers new and critical ways to think about gender and motorcycles, and will interest scholars and students of gender, technology and visual cultures, as well as motorcycle industry practitioners and motorcycle enthusiasts.

Download or read book HOT Angel A FREE Friends to Lovers Reverse Grumpy Sunshine Military Protector Romance written by Lynn Raye Harris and published by H.O.T. Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 5 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A friends to lovers, grumpy/sunshine, military protector romance from New York Times Bestselling Author Lynn Raye Harris. Two years ago, Brooke Sullivan was violently abducted by a terrorist group. She’s worked hard to get her life back on track—moving to a new house, changing careers, trying to date. But when her next door neighbor is murdered, the killer believes Brooke possesses something he wants. And he’ll stop at nothing to retrieve it. Cade “Saint” Rodgers can’t stop thinking about the beautiful woman he met at his commander’s wedding. Now that she’s in trouble, he volunteers for bodyguard duty. Brooke is wary of men like him, but he’s determined to make her see him as more than a military protector. As days become nights, Brooke begins to trust the man who sends her sexy texts from the next room. He says he’s willing to wait, and he does. Until Brooke decides naughty messages aren’t enough and she’d rather have Cade in her bed each night. But a killer is still out there. Still waiting. Still looking for an opportunity. **Start reading the Hostile Operations Team Series - Strike Team 2 today and enjoy an action-packed, seriously romantic and steamy-good-fun military romantic suspense. Each book can be read as a standalone. No cliffhangers or cheating and a guaranteed happily-ever-after ending! Keywords: protector hero, friends to lovers, alpha hero, damaged heroine, bodyguard, damsel in distress, reverse grumpy/sunshine, military, sexy texting, tragic past, trauma, forced proximity

Download or read book The Idea of the Labyrinth from Classical Antiquity through the Middle Ages written by Penelope Reed Doob and published by Cornell University Press. This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ancient and medieval labyrinths embody paradox, according to Penelope Reed Doob. Their structure allows a double perspective—the baffling, fragmented prospect confronting the maze-treader within, and the comprehensive vision available to those without. Mazes simultaneously assert order and chaos, artistry and confusion, articulated clarity and bewildering complexity, perfected pattern and hesitant process. In this handsomely illustrated book, Doob reconstructs from a variety of literary and visual sources the idea of the labyrinth from the classical period through the Middle Ages. Doob first examines several complementary traditions of the maze topos, showing how ancient historical and geographical writings generate metaphors in which the labyrinth signifies admirable complexity, while poetic texts tend to suggest that the labyrinth is a sign of moral duplicity. She then describes two common models of the labyrinth and explores their formal implications: the unicursal model, with no false turnings, found almost universally in the visual arts; and the multicursal model, with blind alleys and dead ends, characteristic of literary texts. This paradigmatic clash between the labyrinths of art and of literature becomes a key to the metaphorical potential of the maze, as Doob's examination of a vast array of materials from the classical period through the Middle Ages suggests. She concludes with linked readings of four "labyrinths of words": Virgil's Aeneid, Boethius' Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's Divine Comedy, and Chaucer's House of Fame, each of which plays with and transforms received ideas of the labyrinth as well as reflecting and responding to aspects of the texts that influenced it. Doob not only provides fresh theoretical and historical perspectives on the labyrinth tradition, but also portrays a complex medieval aesthetic that helps us to approach structurally elaborate early works. Readers in such fields as Classical literature, Medieval Studies, Renaissance Studies, comparative literature, literary theory, art history, and intellectual history will welcome this wide-ranging and illuminating book.

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