Download or read book The Geektastic Joke Book 4 Kids Blue Cover written by Giggles Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-08 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These are the jokes you're looking for! - Trooper TK-421 The Geektastic Joke Book 4 Kids is a collection of geeky jokes from Star Wars, Disney, Superheroes, Minecraft, Monsters, the world of Harry Potter, Video Games, Dinosaurs, Doctor Who, Star Trek, The Hunger Games and so much more! From the pop culture minds of authors Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper this nerdy joke fest is full of humorous illustrations and cartoons perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus) that love to laugh and share jokes with friends. What do you call a smelly Gungan? Jar Jar Stinks. Why are there no cars in Minecraft? All the roads are blocked off. Why can't Batgirl's Motorcycle stand on its own? It's two tired. What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Squash!

Download or read book The Geektastic Joke Book 4 Kids written by Giggles Lott and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These are the jokes you're looking for! - Trooper TK-421 The Geektastic Joke Book 4 Kids is a collection of geeky jokes from Star Wars, Disney, Superheroes, Minecraft, Monsters, the world of Harry Potter, Video Games, Dinosaurs, Doctor Who, Star trek, The Hunger Games and so much more! From the pop culture minds of authors Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper this nerdy joke fest is full of humorous illustrations and cartoons perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus) that love to laugh and share jokes with friends. What do you call a smelly Gungan? Jar Jar Stinks Why are there no cars in Minecraft? All the roads are blocked off Why can't Batgirl's Motorcycle stand on its own? It's two tired What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Squash

Download or read book The Geektastic Joke Book 4 Kids written by Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-03 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Geektastic Jokes! Star Wars! Superheroes! Minecraft! Disney! Harry Potter! The Geektastic Joke Book 4 Kids is a collection of geeky jokes with dedicated chapters for Star Wars, Disney, Superheroes, Minecraft, Monsters, and the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Other nerdy jokes cover Video Games, Dinosaurs, Godzilla, Doctor Who, Star Trek, The Hunger Games and so much more! From the pop culture minds of authors Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper this nerdy joke fest is also filled with cartoons and humorous illustrations perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus) that love to laugh and share geeky jokes with friends. What do you call a smelly Gugan? Jar Jar Stinks Why are there no cars in Minecraft? Because all the roads are blocked off Why can't Batgirl's Motorcycle stand on its own? It's two tired What is Godzilla's favorite Sport? Squash What does Admiral Ackbar take when he is tired? It's a NAP!

Download or read book The Geektastic Joke Book 4 Kids written by Giggles A. Lott Nee Slapper and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Geektastic Jokes! Star Wars! Superheroes! Minecraft! Disney! Harry Potter! The Geektastic Joke Book 4 Kids is a collection of geeky jokes with dedicated chapters for Star Wars, Disney, Superheroes, Minecraft, Monsters, and the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Other nerdy jokes cover Video Games, Dinosaurs, Godzilla, Doctor Who, Star Trek, The Hunger Games and so much more! From the pop culture minds of authors Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper this nerdy joke fest is also filled with cartoons and humorous illustrations perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus) that love to laugh and share geeky jokes with friends. What do you call a smelly Gugan? Jar Jar Stinks Why are there no cars in Minecraft? Because all the roads are blocked off Why can't Batgirl's Motorcycle stand on its own? It's two tired What is Godzilla's favorite Sport? Squash What does Admiral Ackbar take when he is tired? It's a NAP!

Download or read book Jurassic Jokes written by Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-03 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh and Learn with Jurassic Jokes! Time to tickle your prehistoric funny bone with Jurassic Jokes: A Joke Book 65 Million Years in the Making! Any junior paleontologist or dinosaur enthusiasts will love this illustrated joke book filled with new and classic prehistoric animal jokes. From the minds of authors Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper this dino joke fest is also filled with cartoons and humorous illustrations perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus). What do you call a Triceratops fart? A blast from the past What did Tyrannosaurus Rex never eat for dinner? Breakfast and Lunch Why did the Mosasaurus blush? It saw the Ocean's bottom What do you do if you find a blue Stegosaurus Cheer him up What do you call an Iguanodon without an eye? Guanodon Jurassic Jokes seeks to not only entertain but to educate as well. The real names of lesser-known dinosaurs and prehistoric animals are included in the jokes and in the Primeval Fun Facts which are scattered throughout. Readers will laugh and learn about prehistoric animals and dinosaurs they might not have heard of before, like the terrifying Titanoboa and the tiny Micropachycephalosaurus -one of the smallest dinosaurs but has the longest name! Jurassic Jokes is the perfect gift for any young dinosaur enthusiast.

Download or read book Geektastic written by Holly Black and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-08-01 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed authors Holly Black (Ironside)and Cecil Castellucci (Boy Proof) have united in geekdom to edit short stories from some of the best selling and most promising geeks in young adult literature: M.T. Anderson, Libba Bray, Cassandra Clare, John Green, Tracy Lynn, Cynthia and Greg Leitich Smith, David Levithan, Kelly Link, Barry Lyga, Wendy Mass, Garth Nix, Scott Westerfield, Lisa Yee, and Sara Zarr. With illustrated interstitials from comic book artists Hope Larson and Bryan Lee O'Malley, Geektastic covers all things geeky, from Klingons and Jedi Knights to fan fiction, theater geeks, and cosplayers. Whether you're a former, current, or future geek, or if you just want to get in touch with your inner geek, Geektastic will help you get your geek on!

Download or read book Midnight Men written by Kevin David Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of short fiction the highlights the exploits of a pair of burly truckers as they cross the country and encounter and put down creatures of a supernatural nature.

Download or read book If I Stay written by Gayle Forman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-04-02 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The critically acclaimed, bestselling novel from Gayle Forman, author of Where She Went, Just One Day, and Just One Year. Soon to be a major motion picture, starring Chloe Moretz! In the blink of an eye everything changes. Seventeen ­year-old Mia has no memory of the accident; she can only recall what happened afterwards, watching her own damaged body being taken from the wreck. Little by little she struggles to put together the pieces- to figure out what she has lost, what she has left, and the very difficult choice she must make. Heartwrenchingly beautiful, this will change the way you look at life, love, and family. Now a major motion picture starring Chloe Grace Moretz, Mia's story will stay with you for a long, long time.

Download or read book Long Story Short written by Serena Kaylor and published by Wednesday Books. This book was released on 2022-07-26 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Like the best of the Bard himself, Long Story Short combines dazzling repartee with iconic, nuanced characters and the kind of charged, perfectly paced romance fit for the world stage...a sparkling Shakespearean homage and a wonderful debut.” —Emily Wibberley and Austin Siegemund-Broka, authors of Always Never Yours In Serena Kaylor's sparkling debut, a homeschooled math genius finds herself out of her element at a theater summer camp and learns that life—and love—can’t be lived by the (text)book. Growing up homeschooled in Berkeley, California, Beatrice Quinn has always dreamed of discovering new mathematical challenges at Oxford University. She always thought the hardest part would be getting in, not convincing her parents to let her go. But while math has always made sense to Beatrice, making friends is a problem she hasn’t been able to solve. Before her parents will send her halfway across the world, she has to prove she won’t spend the next four years hiding in the library. The compromise: the Connecticut Shakespearean Summer Academy and a detailed list of teenage milestones to check off. If Beatrice wants to live out her Oxford dream, she has to survive six weeks in the role of “normal teenager” first. Unfortunately, hearts and hormones don't follow any equations. When she's adopted by a group of eclectic theater kids, and immediately makes an enemy of the popular—and annoyingly gorgeous—British son of the camp’s founders, Beatrice quickly learns that relationships are trickier than calculus. With her future on the line, this girl genius stumbles through illicit parties, double dog dares, and more than her fair share of Shakespeare. But before the final curtain falls, will Beatrice realize there’s more to life than what she can find in the pages of a book?

Download or read book Star Wars written by Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-19 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These are the Jokes you're looking for! Giggles & Slapper's third Joke Book for kids takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, filled with everything from classic Star Wars jokes, cartoons, and Rebus puzzles, to new jokes paying homage to the latest installments to the franchise. Perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus) How long did Han Solo live? All his life Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3? He's a choking hazard! What does Admiral Ackbar take when he is tired? It's a NAP! What do you call a Zombie Ewok? The Ewoking Dead When did Baby Yoda say his first word? Right after his second word Star Wars: The Jokes Awaken is unofficial and unauthorized.

Download or read book Growing Sustainable Together written by Shannon Brescher Shea and published by North Atlantic Books. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tips, tools, advice, and activities for raising eco-friendly kids while nurturing compassion, resilience, and community engagement. Drawing from cutting-edge social-science research, parent interviews, and experiential wisdom, science writer and parenting blogger Shannon Brescher Shea shows how green living and great parenting go hand in hand to teach kids kindness, compassion, resilience, and grit--all while giving them the lifelong tools they need to be successful, engaged, and independent. Growing Sustainable Together is packed with easy tips, expert parenting advice, and practical hands-on activities for the toddler years up through the early teens. The enriching activities, resource guides, and recommended book lists in each chapter distill core sustainablility knowledge, like: Understanding energy efficiency and renewables Instilling anti-waste and anti-consumerist values Learning where our food comes from Developing a lifelong love for environmental activism, volunteering, and community engagement The book concludes with a practical appendix that gives talking points for engaging teachers, school systems, and fellow parents in eco-friendly activities.

Download or read book Book of Night written by Holly Black and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2022-05-03 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A delicious, dark, adrenaline rush of a book. I'm already dying to see Charlie Hall's next con." - New York Times bestselling author, Alix E. Harrow #1 New York Times bestselling author Holly Black makes her stunning adult debut with Book of Night, a modern dark fantasy of betrayals, secret societies, and a dissolute thief of shadows, in the vein of Neil Gaiman and Erin Morgenstern. Charlie Hall has never found a lock she couldn’t pick, a book she couldn’t steal, or a bad decision she wouldn’t make. She's spent half her life working for gloamists, magicians who manipulate shadows to peer into locked rooms, strangle people in their beds, or worse. Gloamists guard their secrets greedily, creating an underground economy of grimoires. And to rob their fellow magicians, they need Charlie Hall. Now, she’s trying to distance herself from past mistakes, but getting out isn’t easy. Bartending at a dive, she’s still entirely too close to the corrupt underbelly of the Berkshires. Not to mention that her sister Posey is desperate for magic, and that Charlie's shadowless, and possibly soulless, boyfriend has been hiding things from her. When a terrible figure from her past returns, Charlie descends into a maelstrom of murder and lies. Determined to survive, she’s up against a cast of doppelgangers, mercurial billionaires, gloamists, and the people she loves best in the world—all trying to steal a secret that will give them vast and terrible power. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book Night of the Living Trekkies written by Kevin David Anderson and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2010-09-15 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journey to the final frontier of sci-fi zombie horror! Jim Pike was the world’s biggest Star Trek fan—until two tours of duty in Afghanistan destroyed his faith in the human race. Now he sleepwalks through life as the assistant manager of a small hotel in downtown Houston. But when hundreds of Trekkies arrive in his lobby for a science-fiction convention, Jim finds himself surrounded by costumed Klingons, Vulcans, and Ferengi—plus a strange virus that transforms its carriers into savage, flesh-eating zombies! As bloody corpses stumble to life and the planet teeters on the brink of total apocalypse, Jim must deliver a ragtag crew of fanboys and fangirls to safety. Dressed in homemade uniforms and armed with prop phasers, their prime directive is to survive. But how long can they last in the ultimate no-win scenario?

Download or read book Everything Everywhere written by Marc Martin and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2018-10-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Hong Kong to Reykjavík, Ulaanbaatar to New York City, enjoy a lush and unexpected journey around the world to discover what makes each place unique. Sleepy sloths, colorful cows, staggering skylines, terrible traffic—countless surprises await! All you need is a good guide and a little curiosity . . . so, what are you waiting for? Let's go! From award-winning author and illustrator Marc Martin comes a quirky, fact-filled adventure for curious globe-trotters, young and old.

Download or read book Zombies vs Unicorns written by Holly Black and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-09-21 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the epic battle of brains against manes. Which side are you on? It’s a question as old as time itself: which is better, the zombie or the unicorn? This all-original anthology edited by Holly Black (Team Unicorn) and Justine Larbalestier (Team Zombie) makes strong arguments for both sides in the form of spectacular short stories. Half of the stories portray the strengths—for good and evil—of unicorns, and half show the good (and really, really badass) side of zombies. Contributors include many bestselling authors, including Cassandra Clare, Libba Bray, Maureen Johnson, Meg Cabot, Scott Westerfeld, and Margo Lanagan. This anthology will have everyone asking: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?

Download or read book Naming Your Little Geek written by Scott Rubin and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate book of baby names for comic book nerds, sci-fi fans and more—with the meanings and stories behind more than 1,000 names! Having trouble finding a baby name that celebrates your favorite fandom? Whether you want your child’s name to stand out in a crowd or fit in on the playground, Naming Your Little Geek is here to save the day! This ultimate guidebook is complete with every name a geek could want to give their baby—from Anakin and Frodo to Indiana and Clark; and from Gwen and Wanda to Buffy and Xena—plus their meanings, and a list of all the legends who have borne them. Naming Your Little Geek covers everything from comic book superheroes to role-playing game icons, Starfleet officers to sword and sorcery legends with characters who have appeared on film and TV, in novels and comic books, on the tabletop, and beyond. With nearly 1,100 names referencing more than 4,400 characters from over 1,800 unique sources, it's the perfect resource for parents naming a child or anyone looking for a super cool and meaningful new name.

Download or read book Con Quest written by Sam Maggs and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An awesome adventure that celebrates fandom—and what could be better than that?" —Nerdist The debut novel from bestselling author Sam Maggs, Con Quest! is a comics convention adventure for young readers about fandom, family, and finding your place in the world! Cat and Alex are excited to be at the world’s most popular comics convention—and they’re even more excited to compete in the Quest, a huge scavenger hunt run by their favorite nerdy celebrity. The big prize: a chance to meet him! The twins ditch their older sister Fi and set off to find geeky clues, tackle nerdy challenges, and cross as many items as possible off their Quest list, which includes volunteering at an Artist Alley booth, gathering cosplayers in enough colors to make a double rainbow, and actually finding something healthy to eat in the convention center! Can the twins work together even when they disagree on how to compete? Will Fi find Cat and Alex before their parents realize they’re missing? Most importantly, can these ultimate fans complete the ultimate Quest? An Imprint Book "An absolute treasure, full of heart, fandom, and family." —Marieke Nijkamp, New York Times-bestselling author of The Oracle Code