Download or read book The Funniest Haunted House Book Ever written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing (NY). This book was released on 1989 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about ghosts, witches, monsters, and haunted houses.
Download or read book The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013-10-30 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell which witch is witch What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can't fool me, I can see right through you Will: 'Mum, all the children make fun of me.' Mum: 'What do they say?' Will: 'They say I'm a werewolf. Is it true?' Mum: 'Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.' These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).
Download or read book The Best Haunted House Ever written by Pat Cook and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Funny Faces Haunted House written by Roger Priddy and published by Priddy Books US. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With spooky illustrations and funny rhymes to read aloud, this haunted house book from Roger Priddy is a Halloween delight! Featuring a fuzzy cover, googly eyes, and a new spooky-silly character on every page, this book is sure to become a Halloween favorite. The youngest trick-or-treaters will love the sturdy pages, perfect for little hands to turn! Meet the Funny Faces and all their friends in this great series of preschool storybooks. Each book has a fun story told in rhyming text as well as touch-and-feel patches to explore - and there’s a noisy surprise at the end of each book too!
Download or read book Beware the Haunted House written by Ron Berry and published by . This book was released on 2013-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beware the Haunted House is a glowing light and spooky sound book that captures the best of a favorite American tradition: Halloween. From glowing jack-o-lanterns and silly ghosts to goofy monsters and spidery stews, children will be captivated by the ghoulishly funny sounds, glowing lights, and the engaging story. Little ones will find this book irresistible and hard to put down.
Download or read book Five Haunted Houses written by Judith Bauer Stamper and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Five brief spooky tales about some of the funny and not so funny things that can happen in haunted houses.
Download or read book Funny Faces Haunted House written by Roger Priddy and published by Priddy Books. This book was released on 2008-07-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A spooky adventure through the Haunted House for Halloween. Features wacky characters and a simple story in rhyming text. Multi-sensory title with touch and feel, lights, sound and moving eyes.
Download or read book The Scariest Haunted House Project Ever written by Gary M Nelson and published by Gazza's Guides. This book was released on 2014-03-10 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With last summer’s adventure in the Ultimate Tree House now a fading memory, Amanda is finding it hard to adjust to Middle School. New faces, new teachers, stuck in a different class than her friends - and if that wasn’t bad enough, now she is a “little kid” again. How much more of this could she take? Meanwhile, Ben is on top of the world and enjoying school with his friends. His sister is in a different school and finally out of his hair - life was great! All of this changes when a surprise announcement brings the Project Kids back together in a two-school competition to build the best Halloween display. Armed with Vampires, Goblins, Zombies, Ghosts and the lessons they learned on their previous adventure, it seems like there is no way they can lose! This book builds on the Project Management concepts learned in The Ultimate Tree House Project, with a few more key lessons to help them handle more complex projects. Forced to handle constant changes, near-disasters and an immovable deadline, it is going to take their very best to get their project completed on time. Join the Project Kids as they embark on their bravest adventure yet – to build the Scariest Haunted House – Ever. The kids get started on the project and soon learn that it is not just Haunted Houses that can be scary!
Download or read book Haunted House written by and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you daring enough to join brave cat and mouse as they explore the noisy haunted house? Open the surprise flaps and hear the funny, light-activated sounds in this spooky sound book. Creaking open the front door, they'll encounter a friendly ghost, and hear some fun Halloween music and a ghostly woooh! Inside, they'll discover more entertaining characters under flaps to fill their Halloween with sound, including a rattly skeleton and chuckling Mrs Witch. With a delightful rhyming story to read aloud to little ones, Haunted House is the perfect noisy Halloween gift for the scariest time of the year.
Download or read book How to Sell a Haunted House written by Grady Hendrix and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-01-02 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Wildly entertaining."-The New York Times "Ingenious."-The Washington Post New York Times bestselling author Grady Hendrix takes on the haunted house in a thrilling new novel that explores the way your past—and your family—can haunt you like nothing else. When Louise finds out her parents have died, she dreads going home. She doesn’t want to leave her daughter with her ex and fly to Charleston. She doesn’t want to deal with her family home, stuffed to the rafters with the remnants of her father’s academic career and her mother’s lifelong obsession with puppets and dolls. She doesn’t want to learn how to live without the two people who knew and loved her best in the world. Most of all, she doesn’t want to deal with her brother, Mark, who never left their hometown, gets fired from one job after another, and resents her success. Unfortunately, she’ll need his help to get the house ready for sale because it’ll take more than some new paint on the walls and clearing out a lifetime of memories to get this place on the market. But some houses don’t want to be sold, and their home has other plans for both of them… Like his novels The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires and The Final Girl Support Group, How to Sell a Haunted House is classic Hendrix: equal parts heartfelt and terrifying—a gripping new read from “the horror master” (USA Today).
Download or read book The Hans Wilhelm Treasury of Jokes written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2009 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A band of wacky animals, zany dinosaurs, and kooky monsters are all in on the goofiest jokes ever -- and now you will be too!
Download or read book The Haunted House Mystery written by Bob Wright and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: [sold only as part of 5-title 978-0-87879-396-9]
Download or read book Funnie Haunted House written by Tim Grundmann and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To get his friends in the spirit for his Halloween party, Doug decides to give each one a fiendishly funny scare but his tricks backfire on him.
Download or read book Haunted House written by Susan Meddaugh and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2010 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Based on the characters created by Susan Meddaugh."
Download or read book The Scariest Haunted House Project Ever written by Gary Nelson and published by Gazza's Guides. This book was released on 2021-06-07 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With last summer's adventure in the Ultimate Tree House now a fading memory, Amanda is finding it hard to adjust to Middle School. New faces, new teachers, stuck in a different class than her friends - and if that wasn't bad enough, now she is a "little kid" again. How much more of this could she take?Meanwhile, Ben is on top of the world and enjoying school with his friends. His sister is in a different school and finally out of his hair - life was great! All of this changes when a surprise announcement brings the Project Kids back together in a two-school competition to build the best Halloween display. Armed with Vampires, Goblins, Zombies, Ghosts and the lessons they learned on their previous adventure, it seems like there is no way they can lose! This book builds on the Project Management concepts learned in The Ultimate Tree House Project, with a few more key lessons to help them handle more complex projects. Forced to handle constant changes, near-disasters and an immovable deadline, it is going to take their very best to get their project completed on time.Join the Project Kids as they embark on their bravest adventure yet - to build the Scariest Haunted House - Ever. The kids get started on the project and soon learn that it is not just Haunted Houses that can be scary!
Download or read book The Most Haunted House in America written by Jarrett Dapier and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2022-08-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rollicking, spooky-fun trip through the most haunted home in America: the White House! It was late October, the moon was pale, late in October when it came by mail: a letter, a missive, a kind invitation to drum at THE MOST HAUNTED HOUSE IN THE NATION! When the Skeleton Drummers receive an invitation from the First Lady to perform at the biggest Halloween party of a lifetime—or afterlife—the band must pack their instruments, rise from the earth, and prepare to rock the White House. With gusto and bone-rattling beats, the skeletons BOOM! BANG! and CLANG! as the crowd of trick-or-treaters dance on the president's lawn. But when the party moves inside, something's not quite right: there's a chill in the air and a prickle of fright. There's one thing you might not know: The White House is haunted from top to toe! With rhyming, rhythmic text from Jarrett Dapier and wonderfully macabre illustrations from Lee Gatlin, this musical tour of America's most famous home is full of spooky surprises at every turn.
Download or read book 101 Haunted House Funnies written by Patrick M. Reynolds and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
