Download or read book The Embarrassing Memory Murderer written by David Tieck and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Tieck was used to allowing his endless array of humiliating memories crush his spirits, when one day he had a bright idea—to use his most excruciating memories to inspire a challenge or adventure that would finally allow him to become thankful for his past. What could possibly go wrong? Tieck was about to find out the biggest life lesson of all: nothing in life ever goes as planned. In his memoir, Tieck opens a door into his unequivocally embarrassing life while sharing how he learned to deal with the many memories keeping him from realizing true happiness. As Tieck relives such awkward moments as being dumped halfway through losing his virginity, unsuccessfully attempting to woo a Hollywood actress, and nervously performing stand-up comedy in front of complete strangers, he provides an intimate glimpse into his imperfect, yet heartwarming efforts at creating his own destiny. The Embarrassing Memory Murderer shares one man’s journey through life as he comes to grips with his past, finds his adventurous spirit, and offers hope, wisdom, and understanding to anyone who is ready to let go and laugh about their own disconcerting moments.
Download or read book An Embarrassment of Corpses written by Alan Beechey and published by Sourcebooks + ORM. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scotland Yard is hunting the worst kind of serial killer—one with a sense of humor. When children's book author Oliver Swithin, reluctant creator of the notorious "Finsbury the Ferret," finds an old friend's body floating in a Trafalgar Square fountain, he can't convince the police to treat the death as a murder. But then more corpses turn up daily—on a tube station platform, in a botanical gardens hothouse, even in the middle of Piccadilly Circus—each murdered in an increasingly bizarre manner. It seems that a serial killer is at play, using London's landscape as his game board. Oliver joins his uncle, Detective Superintendent Tim Mallard, in a race to uncover the pattern behind the growing number of deaths. But even if they solve the murderer's puzzle, will it help them identify the next victim before the killer strikes again? And will Oliver ever reveal his secret passion for Mallard's assistant, the forbidding Detective Sergeant Effie Strongitharm? And what does any of this have to do with a battery-operated ferret, the works of Lewis Carroll, the great London Scorpion Scare, the episode of the nude Macbeth, and Underwood Tooth, the world's leading expert on being ignored?
Download or read book The Assassin s Mate written by H. Linton and published by Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd. This book was released on with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Selene never wanted a mate, even her wolf agreed that her destiny lay with the assassin's guild. Her work was blessed by the Goddess. Sent by the King to eliminate a threat to the kingdom, the haze drives her to make a fatal mistake. Her target is none other than her fated mate. Alpha Lucas had turned down the King's proposal to wed his daughter. The king was after his land, but Lucas just wanted a true mate. He found her in the darkness, her intent clear before the haze took them and forced the mate bond into completion, but can she overcome the lies whispered by her King and give in to the bond, or will her obsession with duty end them both?
Download or read book The Sleeping Assassin written by Michelle Hamilton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2006-11-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emma McCordick, a reclusive computer science teacher from Arizona, has always preferred scaling the side of a mountain to social situations. Awkward but beautiful, Emma fills her days with volunteering at the local orphanage where she was raised and dealing with her college students' exam papers. But with one phone call, her sedate and isolated life shatters, pulling her into a world of espionage, intrigue and murder. In a place where your best friend can be your enemy, Emma is unsure whom to trust until she meets Jozef. He's a mercenary and a thief, and she's an assassin for the NSA, but they must join forces in order to save their lives. They are in a race against time, terrorists and betrayals that could either ignite the roaring passion ricocheting between them or tear them apart.
Download or read book Murder in the Extreme written by J.T. Kunkel and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2024-07-12 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miranda Marquette is on the top of her game. Her recently formed First Extreme All-Girl Sports Team (FEAST) is in training for the Street Luge Nationals in San Francisco and she is negotiating a contract for a reality TV show. After two of her teammates are murdered, Miranda's wit and previous experience as a police officer are put to the test. She has her own idea about who the murderer is, but will the police agree? In the process, Miranda has to look deep within herself to find answers to long-standing questions. Is it all coming together at the right moment, or falling apart at the wrong time? Running out of time, Miranda has to race against the clock to bring the culprit to justice.
Download or read book Ok Intriguing written by David Tieck and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the publication of his Ok, Intriguing: Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous, Australian comedian David Tieck propelled himself face-first into the colorful realms of the less-trodden segments of existence with a seemingly simple mission to improve every aspect of its readers lives. (Hes just that kind of guy.) Because David is a man of his word, your life will now be overflowing with love, happiness, business opportunities, favorite places to buy plastic owls, and secrets to avoiding the hot new trend in pets. Youll even have a better sense of touch, the forgotten sense. (Youre welcome.) You are cordially encouraged to enter Davids world, one that is generously populated by baffling questions, captivating oddities, absurd downright truths, and unobserved actualities. He boils it all down in hilarious, short comic essays about lifes big questions: Whats the coolest thing to go to jail for? Why is carpet so damn awesome? How do you complete a sex goal? Who is the King of Roofs anyway? What the hell are the ants up to? Does your cannon really need scrubbing? Why is that rainbow so sad? Read this bookyou deserve it. Hell, yeah./
Download or read book Research Can Be Murder written by Caryl Janis and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2024-04-22 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emma Streyt hated to admit she was bored. But her newly retired brother puts an end to that by dropping a stash of old family memorabilia on her doorstep. Cheered on by her best friend, Emma enthusiastically dives into these boxes of antique treasures. But some faded diary pages convince her that century-old jewel thefts— and maybe something worse—are tied in with their past. Eager to dig deeper into this mysterious puzzle by doing some serious research, she settles into a neglected New York City archive with an eccentric cast of characters. But more sinister matters than history soon unfold there when a fellow researcher is murdered. And Emma’s determination to solve the case makes her a dead-center target for the killer.
Download or read book Murder at Sunset written by and published by Charles Shores. This book was released on with total page 570 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book There s Been a Murder written by Harry Morris and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2010-09-09 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his eighth book, "There's Been a Murder". Here is another collection of stories, jokes, anecdotes and tales that will tempt your laughter lines into making an appearance and have you flashing your gnashers.
Download or read book The Murder Ballad of Orchard Bend written by Patrick Lemieux and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this sequel to The Prisoner of Orchard Bend, a killer lurks in the shadows of a small town. Two women, lost and separated by decades, must fight to survive as darkness closes in around each of them. The past never really goes away. Death is sometimes just the beginning.
Download or read book A Rambling Collection of Murder Myth Musings and Capers written by Martin Sandy Doria and published by Author House. This book was released on 2013-09-17 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An eclectic depiction of events some actual and some fantasied. Although a number of the articles are of a serious nature, many reek of absurdity and the intention is then satirical farce to bring about amusement. The poetry included is not quite doggerel but certainly not the sublime variety of serious poets. Just a means to better tell a sentiment or story The overall format is a magazine style so one can drift from one entry to another with almost no continuity involved. A good read to overcome insomnia or boring television fare.
Download or read book The Greene Murder Case written by S. S. Van Dine and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The gloomy Greene mansion in New York is the scene of a double tragedy. The eldest sister is shot and killed; the youngest, a sister by adoption, is wounded by an unknown intruder. While Philo Vance and his friend Markham the district attorney are working on the case, the two Greene brothers are killed.
Download or read book Murder on a Kibbutz written by Batya Gur and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2020-07-28 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From award-winning and internationally acclaimed author, Batya Gur, comes another twisty mystery featuring charming Israeli investigator Michael Ohayon. Michael Ohayon must once again solve a murder that has taken place within a complex, closed society: the kibbutz. As he investigates, he uncovers more and more of the kibbutz’s secrets, exposing all the contradictions of this idealized way of life. Murder on a Kibbutz showcases once again Batya Gur’s storytelling talents in a thrilling mystery that readers will not soon forget.
Download or read book Murderers and Other Friends written by John Mortimer and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This further unveiling of John Mortimer's private life is brilliantly written, with something new to learn or enjoy on every page.
Download or read book Target for Murder written by J. F. Trainor and published by Zebra Books. This book was released on 1993 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anishinabe princess Angela Biwaban has just been sprung from a South Dakota correctional facility, after serving time for an embezzlement charge. When her oldest friend Mary Beth asks for help, after her husband is killed and her property is stolen, Angela heads for Michigan, where she discovers that destroying a big-time land developer can be dirty and deadly business.
Download or read book A Mind to Murder written by P.D. James and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001-06-05 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adam Dalgluish is called to the elegant Steen Psychiatric Clinic to investigate why the head of the clinic, Enid Bolan was found with a chisel through her heart.
Download or read book The Rosary Murders written by William X. Kienzle and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 524 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Detroit priests and nuns are being methodically murdered; all are found with a plain black rosary entwined between their fingers as a calling card. From Ash Wednesday, when the murderer first struck, the police seem helpless to solve the string of senseless murders. The weeks that follow become a nightmare for the crack homicide team headed by Lieutenant Walter Koznicki, until Father Koesler breaks the madmen's code.
