Download or read book The Email Joke Book written by Graham Taylor and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-04 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Email humour has been around as long as Emails, and by its nature it is mostly adult oriented. This collection of emails reflects that nature, and contains ageism, sexist, racial and religious Jokes and images, and anything that could offend. The author Graham Taylor believes that most of the troubles in the world stem from either persecuting or trying to appease minorities, and whichever position you take, there will be something funny that will be sent by email. This is the first volume of a series, and at least three volumes are currently planned. In this Book First Flight How to get to Heaven How old do you Feel How to Keep Your Vicar So here's the story... Suicidal Muslims... How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Exam Questions and Answers American Courts Doctors Dilemma Sex Doll Don't talk to my Parrot How to get to Heaven -2 The Moral of Auntie Sharon Santa's Summer Break Essex Hurricane Appeal My Passport Application "Two Coffees" Only in Hospital EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 And then the Fight Started Careful What you Wish for Quantitative Easing Explained Where did we go Wrong Eve's side of the story AlQaeda on Strike My Dog Bruno Why I Lost the Job It's Dark in Here! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D LOYAL WIFE Condom factory burns down in ENGLAND: Plan for the Elderly Colonoscopy Journal: Lease or Buy? 9 Months Sacked Again Husband Down multitasking Greek Philosophy Job Interview TARZAN Meets JANE Golfers diet Don't Drink and Drive Who the hell is Dave? Seems a fair question. Scottish Independence Bear Removal Service Lose 25Kg in 3 weeks Golf Balls

Download or read book The Email Joke Book Vol 2 written by Graham Taylor and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-27 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the pleasing reception of the first book in the series The "Email Joke Book" we decided that the next volumn needed a catchy title and after minuets of thought we came up with "The Email Joke book vol 2"The book is a collection of 50 Email jokes that are of an adult nature, and are designed to offend the dogooding minority.This book contains No Lipstick! A Dog Named Dick Forgotten Item How the Internet Started (according to the Bible)... Nike Green Shoes at The Masters THEOLOGICAL QUESTION The 'Wrongest Ever' Party Costumes A Cannibal's Dilemma! How To Push A Ford Truck Without Slipping Dog for Sale A Tip From An Aging Man... A Dangerous Game Building Permit... Proud to be Australian Irish Mating Call THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY! Tax Return How you Doing Spiders PROOF THAT THE WORLD HAS GONE OFFICIALLY BONKERS! Sent to me by Mistake Our Schnauzer... Cows BRAZILIAN OCTOPUS (RARE SIGHTING) Replacing Jamie Oliver? - The British Cooking legend... Men's Restroom Mural New Traffic Regulations Rabbits If my body was a car New Government Logo HEALTH MESSAGE Make You Job Interesting Golf Balls The Candy With The Little Hole And then it Hit me The Trucker and the Emu

Download or read book The New Junk Mail Joke Book written by Francis Lambert and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The inspiration to put this book together came from the email folder on my PC called 'Jokes' - five years of them! It is crammed full of witty and rude hilariously funny text, graphics and cartoons, some of which I now share.

Download or read book The Email Joke Book Vol 3 written by Graham Taylor and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-03-06 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the third part of this well received series, and continues the theme of off color jokes and politically incorrect pictures for your entertainment. This book contains Molested The small o and the large O Why Jets land at the wrong Airport Ring ring Texas Style The time Machine Here comes the navy As I grow older Irish maths test Scousers join Ferrari Is romance dead Afgan Footballer Dying with dignaty A good deed Barries Winky What part of your body goes to heaven first? Swedish Burka The Altar boy My dad Dolly and the Queen Blond joke Female Hypnotist Robot for sale Taking Lessons I almost called you Bulgarians Stuttering Fondling Defective Parrot Men are just happier people Medical advice Brain study Income Tax The Euro Asylum Taxi Story Why men are never depressed Language Discussions Foreign Aid Emergency Flashers Decent of man Government Travel Advice Dirty fur Old Butch Did Philip fart The parrot The nagging wife The perfect cup of tea Resonsible citizen Everything we need Computers

Download or read book Email Joke Book written by Huw Jarsz and published by . This book was released on 2009-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How often do you get sent a crap joke via email? Thought so--the average is between two and thirty per day! How often do you get sent a decent joke via email? Exactly! The usual reaction to an email that bears the heading "A Selection of Funnies" or "Great One For You" is to hit the delete key as fast as possible because you know that the text of the email will probably be about as funny as a slap in the face. However, every now and then comes a gem. Luckily for you, Carlton Books have spent years collecting, selecting, and collating the very best of those jokes so you don't have to waste your time. The Email Joke Book is crammed full of the funniest stuff that the Internet has to offer.

Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2,001 brand new side-splitters that will keep you laughing out loud.

Download or read book Email Joke Book written by van der Wath Nicolaas van der Wath and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

Download or read book Email Jokes written by Ravette Publishing, Limited and published by Ravette Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2004 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a good joke or ice-breaker? Look no further. Here is a new series of funny books, guaranteed to raise a smile. Entertaining, witty, amusing, wild and wacky... this pocket-sized series of joke books will ensure you're never lost for a humorous quip... whatever the occasion.

Download or read book My Email Jokes Book written by Bryan Clark and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-01-27 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My EMAIL JOKES BOOK is a full array of HUNDREDS of funny jokes and funny stories; a collection of emails over the years. This book is not intended to offend anyone. Additionally, this book is designed to be fictional only and any and all character names are purely coincidental; and is RECOMMENDED for adult readers.

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Download or read book The Email Jokebook written by Derek Carroll and published by Llumina Press. This book was released on 2002-03-01 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An irreverent collection of email jokes, gathered for 5 years, cleaned up, and presented for your enjoyment! It's separated into several hilarious politically incorrect categories, and once you pick it up you won't be able to put it down!

Download or read book The Treehouse Joke Book 2 written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2021-05-27 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find the perfect silly joke in this collection from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, the creators of the internationally bestselling Treehouse series. Q: How do monkeys make toast? A: They put it under a gorilla! Q: What's grey and powdery? A: Instant elephant mix! From Bears to Birds, Penguins to Pirates, School to Space, The Treehouse Joke Book 2 is packed full of hilarious jokes and silly one-liners that will make anyone laugh their socks off. The perfect gift for any Treehouse fan, join Andy and Terry as they find the ideal joke for any occasion!

Download or read book Roald Dahl Whoppsy Whiffling Joke Book written by Roald Dahl and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2018-01-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roald Dahl is known for his humor! This joke book is an ideal companion to his beloved novels. Roald Dahl's Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes that would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. CONTENT NOTE: The jokes in this book may cause reader to become the embodiment of the crying-laughing emoji. Side effects include but are not limited to stomach pains, tears of joy, falling off chairs, and flailing.

Download or read book The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved written by Lou Dorfman and published by . This book was released on 2005-05-09 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of E-Mail Jokes that have been sent to me over the years.

Download or read book Easter Googly Eyed Jokes written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2022-01-18 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where do carrots eat Easter dinner? At the vege-table! This hilarious 32-page pad pairs wholesome Easter jokes from Highlights with wiggling googly eyes that peek through every page. A perfect Easter basket stuffer, little peeps ages 6-9 will love reading and sharing the 30+ age-appropriate and silly jokes inside this book. This laugh-out-loud joke pad combines wacky googly eyes, silly cartoons and dozens of zany jokes, including knock-knock jokes and riddles about the Easter bunny, colored eggs and more springtime silliness. Guaranteed to amuse any kid on Easter morning, on a road trip, or during other "I'm bored" moments, this book contains jokes the whole family can enjoy. Plus, sharing jokes is a great way for kids to build confidence and social-emotional skills.

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!