Download or read book The Complete Community Voice Musings written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-11-21 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For eight years, Peter Goulding wrote a regular Musings column in the Community Voice, Dublin 15's newspaper of record. Quirky and humorous, they are a snapshot of life in a large suburb of Dublin during the volatile noughties, covering areas as diverse as local politics, refuse collection and Lionel Richie.
Download or read book Community Voice Musings written by Peter Goulding and published by FeedARead.com. This book was released on 2008-12-01 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Terry Mancini s arse and 238 other comic football poems written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-12-15 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 239 poems about what the Americans call soccer, most of them darkly funny, some of them wistful and nostalgic, a few angry.This is the cumulation of Peter Goulding's 15 years writing football poetry.
Download or read book The Early Not Very Good Poems written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-08-28 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Peter Goulding has, for some reason known only to himself, decided to collate and collect many of his early attempts at comic verse. These 200 prime examples of his early work (you should see some of the dross that didn't make it into the book!)represent his 'immature' years (i.e. up to the age of 45)and have very little merit at all. Unsurprisingly, very very few of these have previously seen the light of day. Sadly for those who have not read the later poems, things don't get any better.
Download or read book Bosoms bared poems to read poolside written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-08-29 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 125 poems contained in this collection were written on sunbeds on five different sun holidays and are about the experience of going on a sun holiday. They are intended to be read while on a sun holiday. Of course you can read it over the Christmas holidays if you prefer, or on the bus into work. Your call. Some of the poems are funny, some are reflective, some stray into the area of black humour. Most of them are crap. That's life.
Download or read book The arse end of the year written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-03-08 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A look at the season of Christmas and winter through the medium of light verse, 'The Arse End of the Year' chronicles the build up to the festive season, the solstice, the day itself and the post-Christmas slothfulness, together with aspects of the cold and dreary winter season so beloved by, well, not many people actually. From the reindeer shaped blips on the air traffic controllers' screen, to the disappearing cheese portions; from forgetting auld acquaintance to the difficulty of burying dead bodies in frosty weather, Peter Goulding gives us a uniquely personal insight into the season in his inimitable style, not that many people would want to imitate it.
Download or read book Dining with Milton and Bunyan and other comic verse written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-02-08 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Peter Goulding's fourth, or maybe fifth, (who's counting?) book of comic verse again delves the murky depths of the poet's imagination. There are still plenty of poems about murdering his wife and disposing of her body but there are darker poems too - the proliferation of tomatoes on Jupiter, the birth of Princess Charlotte and his critiques of the counties of Tipperary and Offaly, to name but four. His mind, which, to be frank, would be put to much better use, learning a trade or simply vegetating, is again employed solving many of the world's problems in rhyming couplets, villanelles and other fiendish weapons of mass destruction. Comes with a cultural health warning.
Download or read book The World Cup 2014 in verse black and white cheapo version written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-07-22 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A poetical diary of the 2014 World Cup written in extremely bad verse. The author set himself the target of writing a poem per match and posting each of them up on www.footballpoets.org within 12 hours of the match finishing. Why he did this is a mystery. He hasn't even been arsed to go back over the poems and edit them. This is a sister book to The World Cup 2014 in bad verse and glorious technicolour which at least has the dubious advantage of brightness.
Download or read book Shelbourne FC the 2005 Season in verse written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-09-15 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 2005 League of Ireland season was another epic. Champions Shelbourne had a mid-season slump despite having strengthened the squad; arch-rivals Shamrock Rovers were deducted 8 points for being millions in debt; Cork lost Dolan but gained Rico and snatched the title from Derry on the last day of the season; the Superdrogs won the Cup; and Rico lost his hat. All these events and more were recorded by Peter Goulding in verse form at the time. Sadly, he has now decided to publish them.
Download or read book Shelbourne FC 2006 in verse written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-09-05 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 2006 League of Ireland season will be remembered by Shelbourne fans for different reasons. It was the season that we played some of the best football seen at the club. It was the season we clinched the title on the last day of the season. It was the season the club was nearly destroyed by financial problems. It was the season of Stuey Byrne's rant. The poems in this book tell an unfolding tale that charts the highs and lows of a remarkable season.
Download or read book The Island of Broken Biscuits written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-07-04 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the Waterways Department of the Irish Government, an employee discovers that his last four Hobnobs have been stolen. At approximately the same time, twenty miles away, twenty three packets of Rich Tea biscuits have been lifted from a supermarket in Ashbourne. This is unprecedented in Irish and, indeed, world history. Chief Inspector Jacobs, who had helped to solve the infamous Chocolate Digestive theft of 1994, is summoned to solve the crime before the social order crumbles. Can Jacobs wrap up the case and drag Ireland back from the brink of anarchy? How do they get the figs into the fig rolls? And what is the lighthouse thing about? The Island of Broken Biscuits is a comic novel set over five days. It holds the World Record for mentions of Custard Creams (55) and has been rejected by many, many publishers.
Download or read book My gal got eaten by a grizzly bear and other uplifting poems of the Wild Wild West written by Peter Goulding and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-10-15 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is a very rare publication that features an author who has absolutely no knowledge of the subject about which he is writing. From his safe suburban armchair in Dublin, Ireland, Peter Goulding has watched countless westerns featuring square-jawed heroes who have battled impossible odds to defeat injuns, outlaws and stampeding cattle. Based on these films and to the abject horror of the literary community, he has written numerous poems of questionable merit about life in the wild west (and indeed in the wild, wild west) and has decided to publish them in this slim volume. From botched gunfights to piles, from eating horses to losing children, this book of vaguely comic vignettes describes a side to the wild west (and indeed the wild, wild west) that probably never existed outside of the author's head.
Download or read book The Fruits of Faith Or Musing Sinner With Elegies and Other Moral Poems written by Esq. Hugh Campbell and published by . This book was released on 1825 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Violence of Fire written by Abigail Grimes and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-18 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phillip loves Brianne and everything about her. He loves the way she walks, the way she talks and of course that body. Attending to her every wish as her right-hand brings Phillip joy, but he needs more. Much more.Brianne, a brilliant rising star at a downtown law firm, balances the stresses of her day with the solitude of her country home and the loving arms of her husband Hugo.Phillip will push the limits of sanity to claim her for his own and prove he is willing to do whatever it takes to make Brianne see they are meant to be together.The Violence of Fire is a chilling tale of obsession and fear.One you won't soon forget.
Download or read book Voices of Rondo written by and published by U of Minnesota Press. This book was released on 2017-07-04 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Voices of Rondo, real-life stories illuminate the northern urban Black experience during the first half of the twentieth century, through the memories and reflections of residents of Saint Paul’s historic Rondo community. We glimpse the challenges of racism and poverty and share the victories of a community that educated its children to become strong, to find personal pride, and to become the next generation of leaders in Saint Paul and beyond.
Download or read book Musing the Mosaic written by Matthew Roberson and published by State University of New York Press. This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Musing the Mosaic prominent critics of postmodern and contemporary fiction and culture discuss the fictional and theoretical works of Ronald Sukenick, one of the most important American writers to emerge from the late 1960s. Sukenick has been a prolific participant in reshaping the American literary tradition for two generations and played a pivotal role in the creation and growth of the Fiction Collective and FC2 publishing houses, as well as the journals American Book Review and Black Ice Magazine. In his work he argues that contemporary fiction can neither perform traditional functions nor rely on any conventions in an ever-more dynamic world. Staying true to Sukenick's own creative style, one that takes the seams out of writing before re-stitching it in ways that are truly novel, the contributors examine how and why his writing comes closer to the dissolving, fragmentary nature of reality and its lack of closure than perhaps anything written before it.
Download or read book Reaching for Longer Water written by David Mercier Parsons and published by Texas A&M University Press. This book was released on 2015-11-01 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award winning poetry critic Ange Mlinko wrote of Parsons and his work, “The Renaissance man was once a courtly ideal; Parsons shows that it is a democratic ideal too—warm-blooded, muscular, as companionable on the page as in the flesh.” Both tangible and cerebral, Parsons’s poetry lifts its readers into a new, transformational reality with a depth of insight that is truly exceptional. Reaching For Longer Water brings the reader, the most compelling of his poems from his previous four collections, poems hailed by poetry luminaries, Edward Hirsch, Stanley Plumly, Robert Phillips, and Paul Mariani. THE FRANK GAZE OF WOMEN After Baudelaire’s “Exotic Scent” Yes, yes, they bestow delights— not only in the seedy way we all know: they plant something in the littoral vacancy and in an instant there is an ineffable fire—that forging force on which so much more depends than wheelbarrows & chickens.
